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Herr Wilkus
Posted - 2011.08.31 17:49:00 - [1]
 

WOW.

At first, imagined somebody chopping his own head off with a samurai sword. (which would have been hardcore)

BUT, setting your vehicle on fire, wrapping a cable around your neck, tying it to a tree, then flooring it in front of the police...
Impressive. Guess he was REALLY ****ed about losing access to his kids.

Is this a new trend?

Cpt Placeholder
Posted - 2011.08.31 18:53:00 - [2]
 

He probably wanted to make the kids hate her once they find out.

That site seems rather infested with trolls and religious people.

Iggy Stooge
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
Posted - 2011.08.31 19:09:00 - [3]
 

Shame, sounds like he would have been a really responsible father.

Blacksquirrel
Posted - 2011.08.31 20:13:00 - [4]
 

props for creativity I suppose. I wonder if he thought he would simply hang himself rather than yank his head off?

Jago Kain
Amarr
Ramm's RDI
Tactical Narcotics Team
Posted - 2011.08.31 22:12:00 - [5]
 

Edited by: Jago Kain on 31/08/2011 22:13:04
I can understand the guy being upset, but this is nothing to lose your head over.... oh wait.

And now some calming music.



Sader Rykane
Amarr
The Dark Space Initiative
Revival Of The Talocan Empire
Posted - 2011.08.31 23:17:00 - [6]
 

This thread is now officially about how many bad "Head" puns can be fit in this one thread.

*Clears throat*

I can see where this thread is heading.

Herr Wilkus
Posted - 2011.08.31 23:31:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Iggy Stooge
Shame, sounds like he would have been a really responsible father.


"Hey kids, check dis out!" (gulps Colt 45)

VROOM! Twang! Pop! *Splat*.

Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente
Sigma Special Tactics Group
Posted - 2011.09.01 00:41:00 - [8]
 

Just can't seem to wrap my head around this....


I remember an article from many years ago when a fellow who was upset over the passing of his mother did the same thing with a rope, a tree, and a car.

Many years from now, there will probably be movies and stories full of people being put into cars with their necks tied to trees or poles, much like we see in westerns with a noose on the neck and a horse below. Though we know currently in reality this is quite rare.

What's really nerve wracking is seeing people wearing those Doctor Who scarves getting into a car with them. If I see a head get pulled off from that I'm going to go through the pockets for the unused PLEX and game convention tickets.


Culmen
Caldari
Culmenation
Posted - 2011.09.01 01:53:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Sader Rykane
This thread is now officially about how many bad "Head" puns can be fit in this one thread.

*Clears throat*

I can see where this thread is heading.


Thanks for the heads up.

But seriously, how the heck did he expect to come ahead in the game by getting himself decapitated.

Taedrin
Gallente
Kushan Industrial
Posted - 2011.09.01 03:18:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Culmen
Originally by: Sader Rykane
and further more why do i even need a sig?


You should really warn people ahead of time before they have to read your sig, you know?

Headerman
Minmatar
Quovis
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2011.09.01 03:52:00 - [11]
 

I feel at home in this here head thread

AlleyKat
Gallente
The Unwanted.
Posted - 2011.09.01 12:40:00 - [12]
 

Talk about putting your neck on the line...

Wilhelm Riley
Posted - 2011.09.01 14:33:00 - [13]
 

Edited by: Wilhelm Riley on 01/09/2011 14:33:24
The only way to get ahead in a custody battle is to put your neck on the line and make a head turning statement.

Yes, that was entirely stolen from other people in the thread, but I put it together into one sentence.. so I win.

Wait, what was the fire for?


Abrazzar
Posted - 2011.09.01 17:07:00 - [14]
 

Heading out for a better place far beyond....


 

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