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Harlot Hohannson
Eye on Wang Poo
Posted - 2011.08.29 22:25:00 - [1]
 

... is how i would describe all you wasters that hang out on c&p. none of you have any significance in game and are probably carebears with big mouths and tiny balls. get out.

xxxAmanda PhucKxxx
Posted - 2011.08.29 22:30:00 - [2]
 

Originally by: Harlot Hohannson
... is how i would describe all you wasters that hang out on c&p. none of you have any significance in game and are probably carebears with big mouths and tiny balls. get out.

Inb4 the lock.

Umad Bro Questionmark
Posted - 2011.08.29 22:51:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Harlot Hohannson
... is how i would describe all you wasters that hang out on c&p. none of you have any significance in game and are probably carebears with big mouths and tiny balls. get out.


Makes you dumber for trying to make dumb people understand they are dumb. L2be dumb properly.

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2011.08.29 23:57:00 - [4]
 

-- Honest Dirk's review of the curry mustard condiment from Pollo Tropicale --

I avoided this for a long time because I'm not a fan of mustard, but that all changed with the introduction of the avocado club wrap to the menu. This is an item begging for a slathering of something exotic to complement the tangy ranch already inside the wrap. I was pleased to discover that the curry mustard is actually a curry honey mustard. Its yellow creamy goodness is something I would put on all kinds of things if they sold it bottled. But that's not even the best part. The best part is how the curry mustard literally saved my life literally for reals.

About the time I was getting ready to leave the place and dispose of my tray at the bin, an armed robber entered and demanded the cash from the register. He received a disappointing sum of approximately sixteen dollars as the register attendant apologized and explained that most people pay by debit card. So the robber turns to me and demands my cash but I told him I don't have any cash I paid by debit card.

This made him rather angry and he told me he would shoot me in the face between five and eight times unless I actually literally threw the curry mustard into his eyes. So I did. I don't know what he was trying to accomplish exactly but the curry mustard incapacitated him. I asked the manager if I could take some of the curry mustard home as a reward for saving the store but he said no.

Darius III
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.08.30 00:38:00 - [5]
 

Apple Spam Turnover Recipe

1 cup diced apple
3/4 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup packed brown sugar
1/2 cup frozen cranberries
1/2 cup water
1/2 cup SPAMŪ Classic, diced
2 tablespoons cornstarch
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 package frozen puff pastry sheets, thawed
1 package cream cheese

Directions

Heat oven to 350°F.
In medium saucepan, mix apple, granulated sugar, brown sugar, cranberries and water; bring to a low boil over medium heat. Remove from heat; mix in SPAMŪ Classic, cornstarch and vanilla. Return to a boil over medium heat; boil until thickened. Remove from heat; cool 10 minutes.
Cut puff pastry into 3x3-inch pieces. Spread spoonful cream cheese in center of each square. Add spoonful SPAMŪ filling to center of each square; fold dough to form triangle. Bake 12 minutes.
1,614 Spam Recipes here



The Bear08
Ancient Malevolence
Posted - 2011.08.30 00:54:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Dirk Magnum
-- Honest Dirk's review of the curry mustard condiment from Pollo Tropicale --

I avoided this for a long time because I'm not a fan of mustard, but that all changed with the introduction of the avocado club wrap to the menu. This is an item begging for a slathering of something exotic to complement the tangy ranch already inside the wrap. I was pleased to discover that the curry mustard is actually a curry honey mustard. Its yellow creamy goodness is something I would put on all kinds of things if they sold it bottled. But that's not even the best part. The best part is how the curry mustard literally saved my life literally for reals.

About the time I was getting ready to leave the place and dispose of my tray at the bin, an armed robber entered and demanded the cash from the register. He received a disappointing sum of approximately sixteen dollars as the register attendant apologized and explained that most people pay by debit card. So the robber turns to me and demands my cash but I told him I don't have any cash I paid by debit card.

This made him rather angry and he told me he would shoot me in the face between five and eight times unless I actually literally threw the curry mustard into his eyes. So I did. I don't know what he was trying to accomplish exactly but the curry mustard incapacitated him. I asked the manager if I could take some of the curry mustard home as a reward for saving the store but he said no.


Laughing

Queue K'Umber
Posted - 2011.08.30 01:24:00 - [7]
 

Thank you for your contribution.

MissMacross
Posted - 2011.08.30 04:50:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Darius III
Apple Spam Turnover Recipe

1 cup diced apple
3/4 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup packed brown sugar
1/2 cup frozen cranberries
1/2 cup water
1/2 cup SPAMŪ Classic, diced
2 tablespoons cornstarch
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 package frozen puff pastry sheets, thawed
1 package cream cheese

Directions

Heat oven to 350°F.
In medium saucepan, mix apple, granulated sugar, brown sugar, cranberries and water; bring to a low boil over medium heat. Remove from heat; mix in SPAMŪ Classic, cornstarch and vanilla. Return to a boil over medium heat; boil until thickened. Remove from heat; cool 10 minutes.
Cut puff pastry into 3x3-inch pieces. Spread spoonful cream cheese in center of each square. Add spoonful SPAMŪ filling to center of each square; fold dough to form triangle. Bake 12 minutes.
1,614 Spam Recipes here





That any good?
btw in before lock

Malken
Celestial Apocalypse
Posted - 2011.08.30 06:14:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Harlot Hohannson
... is how i would describe all you wasters that hang out on c&p. none of you have any significance in game and are probably carebears with big mouths and tiny balls. get out.


so you are projecting your own failures and faults onto others.
have you looked for proffessional help for this?

Cable Udan
Caldari
Posted - 2011.08.30 06:32:00 - [10]
 

Sensational narration, homegirl.

Officer Nyota Uhura
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.08.30 06:42:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Harlot Hohannson
... is how i would describe all you wasters that hang out on c&p. none of you have any significance in game and are probably carebears with big mouths and tiny balls. get out.


Dumb?

...is how I would describe the macroeconomic choices of many Southern European countries.

DNLeviathan
Caldari
Hole Plunderer's
Posted - 2011.08.30 07:46:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Harlot Hohannson
... is how i would describe myself that hang out on c&p. i have no significance in game and i am carebears with big mouths and tiny balls. im leaving.


fixed it for you.

also, can i haz your stuffs when you quit?

Ifly Uwalk
Caldari
Concentrated Evil
Posted - 2011.08.30 08:05:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Harlot Hohannson
... I am it.


Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.08.30 09:27:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Singeabooty Raj on 30/08/2011 09:44:26
Confirming Harlot Hohannson managed to fit my big balls into her tiny mouth.

Edit: And she gagged.

Harlot Hohannson
Eye on Wang Poo
Posted - 2011.08.30 11:32:00 - [15]
 

dnleviathan is a good poster. everyone take note and this place could be worthy again.

Kikkoman6
Amarr
NON PROPERO
Posted - 2011.08.30 12:02:00 - [16]
 

ibtl

Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
Posted - 2011.08.30 12:33:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Harlot Hohannson
... is how i would describe all you wasters that hang out on c&p. none of you have any significance in game and are probably carebears with big mouths and tiny balls. get out.


Yep, you are correct... except my balls are normal sized, maybe even a bit bigger than average!

Anyway, thanks for stopping by.

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Posted - 2011.08.31 09:03:00 - [18]
 

u mad?

DeathDyke
Posted - 2011.08.31 16:29:00 - [19]
 

HOLY CRIPITTY CRAPPITTY BATMAN how is this troll of super-mustard heros and bad cooks not locked yet?!?
SOOOOOOOOO....I hate to say it but somehow.....

IN B4 LOCK

Zixie Draco
Tactical Knightmare
Posted - 2011.08.31 16:47:00 - [20]
 


confirming that I not only do not have tiny balls...I have no balls at all :)


Smile


Mordenn G'Kar
Posted - 2011.08.31 17:50:00 - [21]
 

"Whilst i appreciate your initial early reply i am extremely disappointed to note that i have not received an update prior to the final entry date of the relevant competition.
 
I trust in future the relevant individuals to whom you forwarded my e-mail may be able to respond within the time span of any query brought to their attention in order that i may have proceeded with my entry." - USA, letter to the League of Nations, 1941

Istyn
Tactical Knightmare
Posted - 2011.08.31 18:25:00 - [22]
 

Edited by: Istyn on 31/08/2011 18:25:40
Originally by: Harlot Hohannson
... is how i would describe all you wasters that hang out on c&p. none of you have any significance in game and are probably carebears with big mouths and tiny balls. get out.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=noKVrNK2VKM

Tarsas Phage
Gank Bangers
Moar Tears
Posted - 2011.08.31 19:03:00 - [23]
 

THE ORGANIZATION OF DRF SOCIETY


ARTICLE 1. The Union of DRF Republics is a socialist state of workers and peasants.

ARTICLE 2. The Renters of Working People's Deputies, which grew and attained strength as a result of the overthrow of the landlords and capitalists and the achievement of the dictatorship of the proletariat, constitute the political foundation of the DRF

ARTICLE 3. In the DRF all power belongs to the working people of town and country as represented by the DRFs of Working People's Deputies.

ARTICLE 4. The socialist system of economy and the socialist ownership of the means and instruments of production firmly established as a result of the abolition of the capitalist system of economy, the abrogation of private ownership of the means and instruments of production and the abolition of the exploitation of man by man, constitute' the economic foundation of the DRF

ARTICLE 5. Socialist property in the DRF exists either in the form of state property (the possession of the whole people), or in the form of cooperative and collective-farm property (property of a collective farm or property of a cooperative association).

ARTICLE 6. The systems, their natural moon deposits, NPCs, POSes, CSAAs, roids, PI, cynosural and gate transport, as well as municipal enterprises and the bulk of the dwelling stations in the hub systems and industrial localities, are state property, that is, belong to the whole people.

ARTICLE 7. Public enterprises in collective farms and cooperative organizations, with their Livestock and Exotic Dancers, the products of the collective farms and cooperative organizations, as well as their common buildings, constitute the common socialist property of the collective farms and cooperative organizations. In addition to its basic income from the public collective-farm enterprise, every scrub in a collective farm has for its personal use a small plot of land attached to the dwelling and, as its personal property, a subsidiary establishment on the plot, a dwelling house, livestock, poultry and minor agricultural implements in accordance with the statutes of the agricultural artel.

ARTICLE 8. The land occupied by collective scrubs is secured to them for their use free of charge and for an unlimited time, that is, in perpetuity.

ARTICLE 9. Alongside the socialist system of economy, which is the predominant form of economy in the DRF, the law permits the small private economy of individual peasants and handicraftsman based on their personal labor and precluding the exploitation of the labor of others.

ARTICLE 10. The right of citizens to personal ownership of their incomes from work and of their savings, of their dwelling stations and subsidiary system economy, their household furniture and utensils and articles of personal use and convenience, as well as the right of inheritance of personal property of citizens, is protected by law.

ARTICLE 11. The economic life of the DRF is determined and directed by the state national economic plan with the aim of increasing the public wealth, of steadily improving the material conditions of the working people and raising their cultural level, of consolidating the independence of the DRF and strengthening its defensive capacity.

ARTICLE 12. In the DRF work is a duty and a matter of honor for every able-bodied scrub, in accordance with the principle: "He who does not work, neither shall he eat."

The principle applied in the DRF is that of socialism: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his work."

CCP Zymurgist


Gallente
C C P
Posted - 2011.08.31 19:05:00 - [24]
 

Please do not create trolling thread.


 

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