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Freyh
ClownStar
Posted - 2011.08.29 08:49:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Freyh on 29/08/2011 11:53:27
Hey

I run around in highsec randomly wardeccing corporations for entertainment.

Normally this is going one of two ways: i ruin some miners day, or i cant find any targets.

This is fun enough, but i was thinking that if someone actually wanted to hire me to kill someone, it would be even more fun!

So here i am, completely free of charge, all i ask for is a more or less good reason, and some intel about their whereabouts.

1 warslots open atm, send me mail ingame :)


VegasMirage
The Scope
Posted - 2011.08.29 18:36:00 - [2]
 

Originally by: Freyh
Edited by: Freyh on 29/08/2011 11:53:27
Hey

I run around in highsec randomly wardeccing corporations for entertainment.

Normally this is going one of two ways: i ruin some miners day, or i cant find any targets.

This is fun enough, but i was thinking that if someone actually wanted to hire me to kill someone, it would be even more fun!

So here i am, completely free of charge, all i ask for is a more or less good reason, and some intel about their whereabouts.

1 warslots open atm, send me mail ingame :)




inb4 LSS:

War Dec LSS.

The Bear08
Ancient Malevolence
Posted - 2011.08.29 19:00:00 - [3]
 

I'd like you to target RvB, they keep littering empire with scraps of Minmitar engineering.

YARRRR!!

Officer Nyota Uhura
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.08.29 19:30:00 - [4]
 

You got one thing right. That's the "lolmerc" part. Namely, your kb makes me lol. What's the deal with all the badgers and other equally "good" caldari crap?

Freyh
ClownStar
Posted - 2011.08.29 20:04:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Officer Nyota Uhura
You got one thing right. That's the "lolmerc" part. Namely, your kb makes me lol. What's the deal with all the badgers and other equally "good" caldari crap?


So far its been as expected. Only thing i am surprised about is the time it took you to come. But in the end you are all here. The "wardec the most famous empire pvp corp in eve" guys, the "lol look at the killboard" guy and soon the "omg youre solo what can you achieve" guy will come as well.

Now, i shouldnt have to state that i will not wardec a pvp corp. I guess i can take a one man corp, but you know what will happen if i do. He will go hide or bring friends or bring his rr alt.

I never state anywhere that i am particular good at what i do, even though the last corp i wardecced did disband and the one before that. So i guess i am good at getting crap corp to disband :)

And its a free service, so i can be as crap as i like really haha

Anyway. Keep the poor attempts at insults coming. Its not biting. I have one more warslot open. Free war against that annoying corp that you just want to die :)


Officer Nyota Uhura
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.08.29 20:36:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Freyh
Keep the poor attempts at insults coming. Its not biting. I have one more warslot open. Free war against that annoying corp that you just want to die :)


What's insulting is not what we say but the fact that your "war slot" remains open.

Freyh
ClownStar
Posted - 2011.08.29 21:00:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Officer Nyota Uhura
Originally by: Freyh
Keep the poor attempts at insults coming. Its not biting. I have one more warslot open. Free war against that annoying corp that you just want to die :)


What's insulting is not what we say but the fact that your "war slot" remains open.


It means ms npc corp that i have 2 warslots allready taken

Umad Bro Questionmark
Posted - 2011.08.29 21:03:00 - [8]
 

Lol warslots.

Another scrub who thinks wardec = mercing.

Freyh
ClownStar
Posted - 2011.08.29 21:07:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Umad Bro Questionmark
Lol warslots.

Another scrub who thinks wardec = mercing.



Lol yeah. Reading, so overrrated amiright hahah

Shab T'shet
Posted - 2011.08.29 21:25:00 - [10]
 

Eldar Kardar's One Man War Band [ELDM]in Hek area
punks be stealing my Veldspar.


Loraine Gess
Posted - 2011.08.29 23:58:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Freyh
The "wardec the most famous empire pvp corp in eve" guys, the "lol look at the killboard" guy



Originally by: VegasMirage
Originally by: Freyh
Edited by: Freyh on 29/08/2011 11:53:27
Hey

I run around in highsec randomly wardeccing corporations for entertainment.

Normally this is going one of two ways: i ruin some miners day, or i cant find any targets.

This is fun enough, but i was thinking that if someone actually wanted to hire me to kill someone, it would be even more fun!

So here i am, completely free of charge, all i ask for is a more or less good reason, and some intel about their whereabouts.

1 warslots open atm, send me mail ingame :)




inb4 LSS:

War Dec LSS.




confirming that LSS is #1

I see what you did there


The Bear08
Ancient Malevolence
Posted - 2011.08.30 00:31:00 - [12]
 

In all honesty, if you're around Jita you could dec Caldari Orbital Security. They're a carebear corp with a handful of good pvp'ers, I'm currently engaged with them and I'd love to see them hounded for as long as possible.
For 2 days 90% of the members have been docked up achieving nothing but the pvp'ers will bite pretty hard if you enter their home system (Motsu) and the surrounding systems. Expect a slaved Bhaalgorn and a slaved Proteus which, as you can imagine, aren't easy to bring down solo.

The only issue is that they just formed their own alliance, but perhaps I could go 50-50 on the fee with you... Cool


YUMAD BRO
Posted - 2011.08.30 02:29:00 - [13]
 

SWEET!! More nub wanna-be Mercs for hire!!
WOOHOO



P.S.

you are a TARD

VegasMirage
The Scope
Posted - 2011.08.30 03:37:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: YUMAD BRO
SWEET!! More nub wanna-be Mercs for hire!!
WOOHOO



P.S.

you are a TARD


singing, "where did all the griefers go?"

Freyh
ClownStar
Posted - 2011.08.30 06:57:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: VegasMirage
Originally by: YUMAD BRO
SWEET!! More nub wanna-be Mercs for hire!!
WOOHOO



P.S.

you are a TARD


singing, "where did all the griefers go?"


Goodmorning. The response was better than expected. I am now full but i will still take suggestions and qeue them up. Remember im free, and you might get what your paying for, or you might get to see your favourite enemies burn. ugh

Written Word
Written Word's Tax Haven
Posted - 2011.08.30 10:03:00 - [16]
 

Can I hire you to fight me? I'm dreadfully bored and pretty terrible so it should work out.

Ventro69
Caldari
Manson Family
Corcoran State
Posted - 2011.08.30 10:25:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: YUMAD BRO
SWEET!! More nub wanna-be Mercs for hire!!
WOOHOO



P.S.

you are a TARD


Says the tard who can't read. Nowhere in the op's post did he mention taking money for the dec, so he's hardly advertising as a merc. He's merely trying to get free intel on a good sized corp to dec and find out what area they live in.

Imagine, if just ONE sperm beat you, your parents could have had a doctor.

Freyh
ClownStar
Posted - 2011.08.30 14:17:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Ventro69
Originally by: YUMAD BRO
SWEET!! More nub wanna-be Mercs for hire!!
WOOHOO



P.S.

you are a TARD


Says the tard who can't read. Nowhere in the op's post did he mention taking money for the dec, so he's hardly advertising as a merc. He's merely trying to get free intel on a good sized corp to dec and find out what area they live in.

Imagine, if just ONE sperm beat you, your parents could have had a doctor.


Thanks. You make it sound so simple and easy.

Mordenn G'Kar
Posted - 2011.08.31 12:29:00 - [19]
 

Target wardecced as requested, confirmed.

I recommend this service.

For all your needs to annoy and flense stupid little annoyances of their membership and force pains in the neck to cower offline or in their stations.

+1
10/10 Awesome Wardeccer, Product Well Packed and received as advertised. Would do business again.

Information Agent
Posted - 2011.08.31 12:58:00 - [20]
 

Good to see someone actually having fun with EVE and wars rather than making it a massive drama. Smile

Best of luck to you Freyh, may all your targets drop shiney stuff Very Happy

VegasMirage
The Scope
Posted - 2011.08.31 14:07:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Information Agent
Good to see someone actually having fun with EVE and wars rather than making it a massive drama. Smile

Best of luck to you Freyh, may all your targets drop shiney stuff Very Happy


what's the difference if you kick somebody's nuts while stealing their $800 watch compared to legally ganking the equivalent cash value say an officer fit Paladin in Eve?

Who's having fun again?


Mordenn G'Kar
Posted - 2011.08.31 14:12:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: VegasMirage

what's the difference if you kick somebody's nuts while stealing their $800 watch compared to legally ganking the equivalent cash value say an officer fit Paladin in Eve?

Who's having fun again?




What does this mean?

Shroomazon
Shadows Of Death
Posted - 2011.08.31 14:30:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Mordenn G'Kar
Originally by: VegasMirage

what's the difference if you kick somebody's nuts while stealing their $800 watch compared to legally ganking the equivalent cash value say an officer fit Paladin in Eve?

Who's having fun again?




What does this mean?


I think he's one of 'those' people who spend their game time converting the value of the loss into RL currency, then is using this to come to the conclusion that ganking his pixel piņata works out to the same value of stealing a watch off of him in real life

Someone should probably tell him that this is a game now?

Mordenn G'Kar
Posted - 2011.08.31 14:35:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Shroomazon

I think he's one of 'those' people who spend their game time converting the value of the loss into RL currency, then is using this to come to the conclusion that ganking his pixel piņata works out to the same value of stealing a watch off of him in real life

Someone should probably tell him that this is a game now?


Oh I see.

Well, you can't tell the time with a Paladin. Or something.

I dunno, Im bored.

Shroomazon
Shadows Of Death
Posted - 2011.08.31 14:59:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Mordenn G'Kar
Originally by: Shroomazon

I think he's one of 'those' people who spend their game time converting the value of the loss into RL currency, then is using this to come to the conclusion that ganking his pixel piņata works out to the same value of stealing a watch off of him in real life

Someone should probably tell him that this is a game now?


Oh I see.

Well, you can't tell the time with a Paladin. Or something.

I dunno, Im bored.


Man with one Paladin know time. Man with many Paladin never know time. - Sun Tzu

Mordenn G'Kar
Posted - 2011.08.31 15:27:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Shroomazon
Originally by: Mordenn G'Kar
Originally by: Shroomazon

I think he's one of 'those' people who spend their game time converting the value of the loss into RL currency, then is using this to come to the conclusion that ganking his pixel piņata works out to the same value of stealing a watch off of him in real life

Someone should probably tell him that this is a game now?


Oh I see.

Well, you can't tell the time with a Paladin. Or something.

I dunno, Im bored.


Man with one Paladin know time. Man with many Paladin never know time. - Sun Tzu


Is he saying kicking someone in the nuts and stealing their watch isn't fun? Is it more fun to kick someshe in her flange and steal her watch? That's for the fan to decide.

VegasMirage
The Scope
Posted - 2011.08.31 16:26:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Mordenn G'Kar
Originally by: Shroomazon
Originally by: Mordenn G'Kar
Originally by: Shroomazon

I think he's one of 'those' people who spend their game time converting the value of the loss into RL currency, then is using this to come to the conclusion that ganking his pixel piņata works out to the same value of stealing a watch off of him in real life

Someone should probably tell him that this is a game now?


Oh I see.

Well, you can't tell the time with a Paladin. Or something.

I dunno, Im bored.


Man with one Paladin know time. Man with many Paladin never know time. - Sun Tzu


Is he saying kicking someone in the nuts and stealing their watch isn't fun? Is it more fun to kick someshe in her flange and steal her watch? That's for the fan to decide.


Amazing how smacktardation affects the brain. He said, "Good to see someone actually having fun with EVE and wars rather than making it a massive drama."

I say, it should be dramatic cause the 2 machs I killed in my incursus was a blast and netted ME over 1 billion isk in loot, but not so fun for the guy who lost it. There is going to be drama and there should be considering most people use real currency to buy **** in this game.

And you will never gank me in a pixel pinata, I can guaranfukcintee you that.

Mordenn G'Kar
Posted - 2011.08.31 16:43:00 - [28]
 

Edited by: Mordenn G''Kar on 31/08/2011 17:03:01
Originally by: VegasMirage

Amazing how smacktardation affects the brain. He said, "Good to see someone actually having fun with EVE and wars rather than making it a massive drama."

I say, it should be dramatic cause the 2 machs I killed in my incursus was a blast and netted ME over 1 billion isk in loot, but not so fun for the guy who lost it. There is going to be drama and there should be considering most people use real currency to buy **** in this game.

And you will never gank me in a pixel pinata, I can guaranfukcintee you that.


Sounds like someones got sand in her flange.

Two Machariels are an it, apparently.

VegasMirage
The Scope
Posted - 2011.08.31 17:34:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Mordenn G'Kar
Edited by: Mordenn G''Kar on 31/08/2011 17:03:01
Originally by: VegasMirage

Amazing how smacktardation affects the brain. He said, "Good to see someone actually having fun with EVE and wars rather than making it a massive drama."

I say, it should be dramatic cause the 2 machs I killed in my incursus was a blast and netted ME over 1 billion isk in loot, but not so fun for the guy who lost it. There is going to be drama and there should be considering most people use real currency to buy **** in this game.

And you will never gank me in a pixel pinata, I can guaranfukcintee you that.


Sounds like someones got sand in her flange.

Two Machariels are an it, apparently.


Says the 30 day alt

Mordenn G'Kar
Posted - 2011.08.31 17:42:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: VegasMirage

Says the 30 day alt


Yes, and being a 30 day alt impacts on my ability to use collective pronouns how?


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