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Kazzzi
Amarr
Heathen Legion
Ushra'Khan
Posted - 2011.08.28 02:56:00 - [1]
 

In The News
Criminal mastermind and self-proclaimed King of the Robots, Sansha Kuvekei has continued to play upon the weakness of capsuleer innovation by never changing his military tactics, ever.

Galaxy
Ushra'Khan spies have infiltrated CVA's head diplomat office and stolen their entire box of red crayons. CVA has announced they will be marking all KOS requests in orange until next months alliance budget is approved and new red crayons can be purchased. Following the incident, In a fit of rage Equinox Daedalus was heard screaming to nobody in particular "We have no slaves, just leave us alone!"

Mugshots
A lawsuit has been filed in small claims court against Jade Constantine for delinquent payments concerning service fees for excessive galnet bandwidth use.

Announcments
Anette Inhonores had a birthday, Her dad bought her a pony.

Former Holder Lyn Farel is no longer holding anything.

Politics
An unnamed band of pacifists have developed a new ROE called Any Color Never Shoot or ACNS. They claim their ROE is the absolute epitome of moral high ground and anyone who doesn't practice ACNS is a dirty pirate and should be shot on sight.

Health and Wellness
Codo Yagari has reportedly relapsed while in rehab and smoked a rock of crash he had hidden in his anus upon hearing about the new ACNS ROE

Spirituality
Rek Jaiga has started a new religion based on the Amarrian religion that has absolutely nothing to do with the Amarrian religion.

Sports
The New Eden Racing Association has postponed its next exibition race amid security concerns after an overzealous fan named Laerise was arrested for stalking race pilots and flashing her breasts on live holofeed during last weeks event.

Malcolm Khross
Caldari
Wiyrkomi Honor Guard
Posted - 2011.08.28 03:01:00 - [2]
 

Definitely going to see about getting you a job, mate. Best reporting I've seen in years.

Jason Galente
Gallente
mishima ryu
Posted - 2011.08.28 08:38:00 - [3]
 

Making this a weekly thing would do good to bring some well-needed humor to the summit. Keep it up, and you can expect a donation from me.


Graelyn
Amarr
Wolfsbrigade
Posted - 2011.08.28 08:40:00 - [4]
 

Edited by: Graelyn on 28/08/2011 08:40:26

Everyone seems to agree.

You, Mr. Kazzzi, are a source of humor.

Well done. I'm glad you've found your place.

Kazzzi
Amarr
Heathen Legion
Ushra'Khan
Posted - 2011.08.28 08:54:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Graelyn
You, Mr. Kazzzi


That's Jarl, not mister.

Graelyn
Amarr
Wolfsbrigade
Posted - 2011.08.28 08:59:00 - [6]
 

*snerk*

That's adorable.

Marcos Dirritu
Minmatar
Fearless Scouts
Posted - 2011.08.28 10:13:00 - [7]
 

Quote:
An unnamed band of pacifists have developed a new ROE called Any Color Never Shoot or ACNS.


I thought that was Any Color Never Engage?

Kazzzi
Amarr
Heathen Legion
Ushra'Khan
Posted - 2011.08.28 10:21:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Graelyn
*snerk*

That's adorable.


You may lavish your charms on me all you want. I still wont sleep with you.

Victoria Stecker
Amarr
Imperial Shipment
Posted - 2011.08.31 02:52:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Kazzzi
Originally by: Graelyn
*snerk*

That's adorable.


You may lavish your charms on me all you want. I still wont sleep with you.


If you'd like, Graelyn, I could probably set you up with Kaz's daughter. She's a lot of fun.

Ciar Meara
Amarr
Virtus Vindice
Posted - 2011.08.31 12:29:00 - [10]
 

And they say nothing ever happens in Eve!

Jovan Geldon
Gallente
Lead Farmers
Kill It With Fire
Posted - 2011.08.31 14:12:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Ciar Meara
And they say nothing ever happens in Eve!


And they'd be right Twisted Evil

But this is amusing nevertheless. Make it a weekly production and I might throw some ISK your way.

Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival
Naraka.
Posted - 2011.08.31 15:13:00 - [12]
 

Much obliged, and good to know I have effectively missed nothing. A pony as a gift is lovely though, that had me smile.

Evanga
Amarr
Trust Doesn't Rust
Posted - 2011.09.01 06:25:00 - [13]
 

nothing to report about Vaari and his choir boys? I hear they like red crayons

Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
Posted - 2011.09.01 17:15:00 - [14]
 

In the interest of furthering relations between the loyalist factions, I would be willing to allow CVA the temporary use of my box of red crayons.

zoolkhan
Minmatar
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
Posted - 2011.09.02 19:19:00 - [15]
 

<3 kazzi :-)

swampeeeden
Gallente
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2011.09.04 13:05:00 - [16]
 

Quote:
Galaxy
Ushra'Khan spies have infiltrated CVA's head diplomat office and stolen their entire box of red crayons. CVA has announced they will be marking all KOS requests in orange until next months alliance budget is approved and new red crayons can be purchased. Following the incident, In a fit of rage Equinox Daedalus was heard screaming to nobody in particular "We have no slaves, just leave us alone!"



Obviously your so called spies within our glorious ranks are as efficient as the rest of your terroristicle , heathenistic , comm phone hacking ranks..................It is well known to many that we have been using orange felt tipped marker pens for quite some time ....crayons are so pas'tel.
And, might I add, that EQ would never scream at nobody in particular, since he always picks on some unfortunate retar..errr Spoon pilot.
Truth is he has no time for slaves since his Goats take up so much of his energy and time.

And I can confirm heroic NRDS pilot and general decent top bloke Codo has had no crash hidden in his rearward orifice.........not that I could see anyway.

Kalaratiri
Minmatar
Teraa Matar
Posted - 2011.09.04 17:33:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: swampeeeden
Quote:
terroristicle


Never seen this word before..

Aphoxema G
PONIES EVERWHERE
Posted - 2011.09.04 19:10:00 - [18]
 

Kazzzi... I find you the most important person on IGS now. Unfortunately, this is hardly an accolade because until now I've had trouble seeing anyone on IGS as important.

swampeeeden
Gallente
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2011.09.04 19:13:00 - [19]
 

Quote:

Originally by: swampeeeden
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Quote:
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terroristicle
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Never seen this word before..



A recently, ever so slightly, evolved word meaning...........'An evil individual or alliance who has/have a high likleyhood of using violent and threatening behavior towards another party of brave, really nice and decent heroic defenders of honourable Goat loving Spoon worshipping alliance ceo's.'..............ish


 

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