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Kazzzi
Amarr
Heathen Legion
Ushra'Khan
Posted - 2011.08.19 12:25:00 - [1]
 

In The News
Arek'Jaalananannan. This has been brought up quite a bit recently, but the word hurts my head so I haven't read anything about it.

Mugshot Friday
Following an incident involving a spatula, a tarp, a roll of duct tape and 300 kilograms of chocolate pudding, The Ministry of Internal Order has instructed Codo Yagari, a nefarious and depraved acronym cultist, to report to rehab for crash booster abuse. He has until September first to comply.

Announcements
Sexytime. Some chick named Revan is bangin some chick named Jade. Sounds like she's been hittin that for awhile.

Galaxy
Placid. The Intaki and the Caldari have been engaged in hostilities recently. Evidentally both sides have declared victory.

Health and Wellness
I had a dentist appointment the other day. No cavities.

Spirituality
Arch Bishob Vaari has returned to Providence. A grand parade was thrown by CVA in his honor where he lavished attendees with sermons on the virtue of pure Amarrian butter over margarine.

Sports
Bog Snorkeling. The Minmatar Militia defeated The Equilibrium of Mankind expansion team at home in Auga 3-1.

Trade
The SPCS has cancelled plans on erecting a starbase due to the inflated price of robotics.

Classified Ads
A reward is being offered for two Udorian slaves who escaped from an estate on Amarr owned by Rodj Blake. Security footage shows the two slaves disguised as a man pushing a lawnmower and saying "put-put-put vroom-vrooom" as they walked out the front gate and past the guardhouse.


Did I miss anything?

Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2011.08.19 12:43:00 - [2]
 

As usual Kazzzi, your intelligence is lacking.

No slaves have recently gone absent from my estate without authorisation.

Kazzzi
Amarr
Heathen Legion
Ushra'Khan
Posted - 2011.08.19 12:55:00 - [3]
 

No, but I bet records indicate you are missing a lawnmower.

Mizhara Del'thul
Minmatar
Lutinari Syndicate
Electus Matari
Posted - 2011.08.19 13:01:00 - [4]
 

Ever considered doing this for a living, Kazzzi? I'd pay for such a marvelous IGS/New Eden montly synopsis.

Raze Valadeus
Amarr
Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
Posted - 2011.08.19 13:49:00 - [5]
 

I must extend my thanks to you, Mister Kazzzi.

You have reminded me that occasionally moments of levity can be found here. I enjoyed the laugh.

Jason Galente
Gallente
mishima ryu
Posted - 2011.08.19 14:18:00 - [6]
 

About time the IGS got some humor...

Bravo Kazzzi. Make more Very Happy


Rhavas
Minmatar
The Corporation of Noble Sentiments
Posted - 2011.08.19 17:20:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Jason Galente
About time the IGS got some humor...

Bravo Kazzzi. Make more Very Happy




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Verone
Gallente
Veto Corp
Posted - 2011.08.19 18:44:00 - [8]
 

Pretty accurate rundown of the last month, ironically.

Laughing


Caellach Marellus
Gallente
Nephtys Ventures inc
Posted - 2011.08.19 20:22:00 - [9]
 

I do hope this will be a regular feature.

Well played Sir.

Graelyn
Amarr
Wolfsbrigade
Posted - 2011.08.19 20:32:00 - [10]
 

Sounds like I didn't miss a great deal.

Catlin Underking
Amarr
Underking Family
Posted - 2011.08.19 21:04:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Kazzzi

Announcements
Sexytime. Some chick named Revan is bangin some chick named Jade. Sounds like she's been hittin that for awhile.



Mhmm...

N'maro Makari
Posted - 2011.08.19 23:42:00 - [12]
 

Has anyone ever informed you that you are wasting your talent, Kazzi?

The Gallentean entertainment industry is begging for you.


 

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