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Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.08.15 23:37:00 - [1]
 

I present to you a Dark Knight Eve Online Parody.

The Joker: A year ago these Marcabians and Genos wouldn't dare cross any of you. What happened? Did your balls drop off? See, a guy like me-

Lady Spank: A Freak!

The Joker: A guy like me... I know why you're holding your little group therapy session in null sec space. I know why you're afraid to go out without RR alts. Xenuria. He's shown New Eden your true colors. And Hydra's just the beginning. As for the The Mittani's so-called plan- Xenuria has no Jurisdiction. He'll find him and make him squeal! I can tell the hipsters every time.

Darius 3: What you propose?

The Joker: It's Simple. Kill the Xenuria

*Laughter*

Lee Jenssen: If it's so easy why haven't you done it already?

The Joker: If you're good at something, never do it for free.

Lee Jenssen: How much you want?

The Joker: Half.

*Laughter*

The Joker: You don't deal with this now, soon Lady Spank won't even be able to get a few isk for his hulk ganker

Lady Spank: Enough from the clown!

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Comments? Suggestions? The point I am trying to drive home is that unless the criminals and pirates of eve unite under 1 banner they have no chance of surviving.


Crushall
Caldari
T-Cells
Moar Tears
Posted - 2011.08.16 00:16:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: Crushall on 16/08/2011 00:17:22

Glad to see this forum has gone full returrrdd.

Coffe's Babe
Caldari
Posted - 2011.08.16 00:18:00 - [3]
 

It's new age humor.

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2011.08.16 00:24:00 - [4]
 

Whoever is playing Harvey Dent in this bizarre fantasy please tell me why someone with bone-deep burns wasn't isolated in a burn ward?

Chesh Aideron
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2011.08.16 00:27:00 - [5]
 

I actually kinda get where you're going with this... not totally since I'm not up to date on the politics (all I know is nullbears are trying to get more cushy PvE content to expand their wallets in the safety of blue space. Or something like that.) but I would kinda think if null alliances get to an "endgame" of sorts, whats to stop them from coming into lowsec or w-space and taking that over too, just to make another quick buck? It would be easy, just overthrow the relatively poor pirates scattered around and boom, instant "blue lowsec space".

Makes me a sad unicorn to think that this is possible in one way or another... PIWATES UNITE!

Dub Step
Minmatar
Death To Everyone But Us
Posted - 2011.08.16 00:58:00 - [6]
 

TL;DR : Some scrub that get's his missioning failfit Proteus and Hulk ganked thinks he is a big deal player by talking absolute crap and hopes by name-dropping better known players he will somehow be relevant.

PointZero OneIsk
Minmatar
Scammers
Posted - 2011.08.16 01:47:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Dub Step
TL;DR : Some scrub that get's his missioning failfit Proteus and Hulk ganked thinks he is a big deal player by talking absolute crap and hopes by name-dropping better known players he will somehow be relevant.


lol :)

Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.08.16 01:58:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Dub Step
TL;DR : Some scrub that get's his missioning failfit Proteus and Hulk ganked thinks he is a big deal player by talking absolute crap and hopes by name-dropping better known players he will somehow be relevant.


Facepalm... Dude seriously please you're almost as bad as lee.

Baseless Insults are not funny or witty. The fact that your name is Dub step dose not help any half aborted arguments you try to throw at me.

I feel rather stupid because everything I know about psychology tells me that I should ignore you because you are in capable of learning your error without an event meaningful to you bringing this error to light. Yet the benevolent philanthropist in me can't help but try an educate you.

Dub Step
Minmatar
Death To Everyone But Us
Posted - 2011.08.16 02:01:00 - [9]
 

Come back when you have achieved something in-game worthy of posting about.

In the meantime, in before the lock.

Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.08.16 02:14:00 - [10]
 

Edited by: Xenuria on 16/08/2011 02:20:09
Originally by: Dub Step
Come back when you have achieved something in-game worthy of posting about.

In the meantime, in before the lock.


See this is an example of what not to do. I assume you're trying to do the Reversal Troll. Whereby you make a statement that is so shockingly opposite or in the reverse of well known fact that it is considered humerus.

The problem is this has been done way to many times, you need to wait for the right moment and the post needs to be more sarcastic and less about the insult.


I mean you could be doing this expected me to to quote you. So that you're statement that I have never accomplished anything would be right next to my listing as a member of Hydra Reloaded. Then you would get +5 points for irony and +2 for satire.

If that is the case then yeah good post.

Amber Villaneous
Posted - 2011.08.16 02:26:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Chesh Aideron
I actually kinda get where you're going with this... not totally since I'm not up to date on the politics (all I know is nullbears are trying to get more cushy PvE content to expand their wallets in the safety of blue space. Or something like that.) but I would kinda think if null alliances get to an "endgame" of sorts, whats to stop them from coming into lowsec or w-space and taking that over too, just to make another quick buck? It would be easy, just overthrow the relatively poor pirates scattered around and boom, instant "blue lowsec space".

Makes me a sad unicorn to think that this is possible in one way or another... PIWATES UNITE!


Have you not been to W space lately? Brush up on your russian before you go.

fgft Athonille
Posted - 2011.08.16 02:52:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Dirk Magnum
Whoever is playing Harvey Dent in this bizarre fantasy please tell me why someone with bone-deep burns wasn't isolated in a burn ward?


im the harvey dent

i would say its because it would enhance my rugged good looks and to illicit tears in whiners. now thats a double whammy

Angsty Teenager
Posted - 2011.08.16 04:08:00 - [13]
 

Confirming fgft antholeilei is jirry pepridge who is lauren hailfury who is lady spank who is spaceship barbie.

-faniboy 4 hire.

Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.08.16 04:11:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Singeabooty Raj on 16/08/2011 04:21:12
Originally by: Crushall
Edited by: Crushall on 16/08/2011 00:17:22

Glad to see this forum has gone full returrrdd.

Disagree; if you disregard a few renegade retorts there is much in the manner of good posting in this Thread > Forums.

Parlia
Posted - 2011.08.16 06:47:00 - [15]
 


Grot Bags
Posted - 2011.08.16 08:15:00 - [16]
 

Edited by: Grot Bags on 16/08/2011 08:20:31
Originally by: Angsty Teenager
Confirming fgft antholeilei is jirry pepridge who is lauren hailfury who is lady spank who is spaceship barbie.

-faniboy 4 hire.

I lurk alot so confirming i know who you are

P0TAT0
Posted - 2011.08.16 08:25:00 - [17]
 

D3 > xenuria

Darius III
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.08.16 10:57:00 - [18]
 

To The Joker: Last time I did business with a clown I was getting a hamburger. As far as killing the Xenuria-good luck with that. Killing the Xenuria would be nearly impossible as no one really knows who or maybe even exactly what The Xenuria is. I'd be too afraid if we could find it and kill it, there would be two Xenurias popping up in it's place. Stick to the Marcel Marceau buisness and wipe that grin off your face before I do it with a disc sander.

For best results read with voice from Watchmen's Rorshach.

Tao Haemon
Posted - 2011.08.16 11:51:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Amber Villaneous
Originally by: Chesh Aideron
...but I would kinda think if null alliances get to an "endgame" of sorts, whats to stop them from coming into lowsec or w-space and taking that over too...


Have you not been to W space lately? Brush up on your russian before you go.


^This^

Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.08.16 13:30:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Darius III
To The Joker: Last time I did business with a clown I was getting a hamburger. As far as killing the Xenuria-good luck with that. Killing the Xenuria would be nearly impossible as no one really knows who or maybe even exactly what The Xenuria is. I'd be too afraid if we could find it and kill it, there would be two Xenurias popping up in it's place. Stick to the Marcel Marceau buisness and wipe that grin off your face before I do it with a disc sander.

For best results read with voice from Watchmen's Rorshach.


You seem to have an uncanny grasp of things. It is true that in eve nothing ever truly dies. The roles we take on are forever. They exist as long as their are people to act them out.

Right now my role is that of the charismatic White Knight. You're role Darius is that of the Trickster or Griefer. You're actions make me money.


For every ship you gank or kill and every pod with implants you pop you help increase the demand for specific items in eve. In the same way Hulkageddon made many Hulk Builders rich you Darius and all other griefers and outlaws are making me rich.

Everybody has a role to play in eve and CCP realized that good or bad, Pirate or Carebear, everything is connected and dependent on each other.


My plans simply involve accelerating the spin of this cycle by polarizing the various factions and groups of eve to the point of complete and total mayhem. One of the end results is more PVP for everybody... Even for people who don't want it.

Dracoliche
Stiff Pickle Collection Agency
Posted - 2011.08.16 15:02:00 - [21]
 

Nope.

CCP Zymurgist


Gallente
C C P
Posted - 2011.08.16 15:15:00 - [22]
 

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