is a great one, but it's in french. So I will give you a quick translation. But first I'll have to explain the setting.
In this machinima, the GTA IV setting is the character's real-life. He's about to get a phone call from a female recruiter, who tries to get a few clarifications concerning our hero's CV (resumé). That's why the video is titled: The interview (I am a gamer).
So here we go. Nico walks up to the hot-dog stand.
Nico: Hi dude. I'll have the usual hotdog please.
Guy: There you go. It's your prefered one.
Nico: Thanks. - Mmh, delicious. Man what's the recipy for those ?
Guy: Oh, that's easy. I'll explain. I roll the saucages under my armpits and then ...
Nico: Eeeww, thanks a lot mate. Good day and thanks again for explaining ... gee ...
Guy: Hey, wait ... I haven't told you where I put them next.
Nico (to himself): That guy is completely nuts and rambling about his friggin sausages. Oh great, and now the phone. Damn, unknown number. That smells like work.
Here's where the interview starts:
Interviewer: Hello, good day to you sir.
I: Hi, my name is Miss Segendo. I'm a recruiter and I took the liberty of calling you after viewing your CV on strong.fr. We are very interested, but we would have some additional questions we'd like to ask you. Are you still interested ?
N: Certainly, yes, of course ... actually I was just looking at some curves and the latest trends.
I: Perfect. So first question: Have you ever been in a critical situation and if yes, how did you get out of it ?
N: Of course. Let me explain.
Frequently my superiors send me to bring conflicts to an end,
in different times, on different planets, in hostile lands.
I'm supposed to infiltrate, that's my role as a spy, you see.
But this one time as soon as I land the enemy puts the pressure on me.
The mission is about to fail, I try to find a solution.
I have to adapt because death isn't an option.
You'll understand, the only way to stay alive,
is to turn the enemy's strategy against his hive.
So I use his weapons and go fully berserk,
I copy his techniques and now I run off these jerks.
One objective in my mind, I advance bit by bit.
I finally achieve my goal, contract fulfilled, that was it.
Because I am a gamer. I am a gamer.
In survival skills, I'm a real pro.
On my home planet or on a different one,
it's all the same, you know.
I am a gamer <-
N: ... and that's how, turning your competitors' techniques and strategies to your own advantage, it is possible in my opinion to attain your goals faster.
I: Indeed, indeed. I'll note that down. Now in respect to your sense of responsibilities: Have you ever managed a team ?
N: A team ?
The last time I led a team into battle,
we got asked to fight, a challenge to test our mettle,
Wily Fey was it's name,
a friggin huge dragon dame,
whose ghastly breath alone,
could exterminate a whole zone. <-
Girl in white dress: Help ! help ! An enormous dragon has eaten all of Northridge.
Party members: What ?
Girl in white dress: An enormous dragon has eaten all of Northridge and has then returned to its dungeon.
Party leader: My friends, are we going to let a dragon eat Northridge end get away unpunished ? We're going to help you lady.
Girl in white dress: Oh, really ?
Party leader: Yes, because ...
... we're part of clan <edge>
So we went on our way,
got past all traps,
straight into the fray,
All the way through, at the end of its lair,
the dragon awaits,
We check our gear before we unsheath our blades.
Elf: Uhm, what is a Noritch ?
party member: Oh, shut up already.