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Teers Artasti
Independent Miners Guild
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:03:00 - [181]
 

Edited by: Teers Artasti on 10/08/2011 01:03:25
Not accepting connections.

Sumi Akita
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:03:00 - [182]
 

The cluster is not currently accepting connections

Teeesesesesesese

Archaic Flame
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:03:00 - [183]
 

Originally by: Wang Zenormous
Dear CCP,

Please hire a competent QA department. When interviewing potential candidates... you might want to hit them with some industry buzzwords to make sure they actually know something about software QA. Things like "test cases", "test plans", "functionality", "scalability", "production defect" would be good to throw around. If they give you that blank, deer in a headlight stare (as im sure most of your current QA staff, if you have any, would), you might want to look elsewhere.




Bro, who wants to actually QA? Everyone knows QA is either for mindless drones or people trying to be actual game devs like designers or programmers.

PolarBearSlayer
Gallente
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:04:00 - [184]
 

It will accept my connection!

Hicksimus
Gallente
Mom's Friendly Spaceship Company
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:04:00 - [185]
 

Not accepting connections...

Derwin Tremor
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:04:00 - [186]
 

"Not accepting connections"


Classic

8INFIERNO8
Sardaukar Merc Guild
General Tso's Alliance
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:05:00 - [187]
 

rear conection?

Andr Katelo
Caldari
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:05:00 - [188]
 

Originally by: Teers Artasti
Edited by: Teers Artasti on 10/08/2011 01:03:25
Not accepting connections.


Was worth the 3 min wait.

Narrina Skyler
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:05:00 - [189]
 

Originally by: Sumi Akita
The cluster is not currently accepting connections

They have to let all the NPCs in the mission I was running log in first... Sad

Bonn Minh
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:05:00 - [190]
 

Its working for me, logon successful!

(sorry bad joke)

Delfain
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:05:00 - [191]
 

OMG, I can't log on! SH*T JUST GOT REAAAAAAALLLL!

Because Of Door
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:05:00 - [192]
 

Not accepting connections?!?!! My shiny donkey-butt... What the hell did I train it to 5 for anyway!?!?!

Lord RectAnus
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:05:00 - [193]
 

My cluster is accepting connections

Lily'ia
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:05:00 - [194]
 

Edited by: Lily''ia on 10/08/2011 01:06:26
Originally by: Vitank
Originally by: Lily'ia

On top of that degenerate youths are torching my city. Bad day Crying or Very sad


And they say its "NOT" ok to smack your children .... hell i'd be dead in my days if i'd ever do something remotely close to that....

Ahhhh good ole days ... *smack, turn the rabit ears kid*

V


It's health and safety and political correctness gone mad. Parents cannot discipline their children so they learn no moral values or decency. Teachers cannot stand up to pupils in the classroom so they are poorly educated and learn no respect for authority. Police cannot 'police' because they have their hands tied so youths never learn the consequences of their actions and cannot be stopped in situations like this. Result? Manipulative thugs, a mob mentality and greedy childish whims lead to wanton theft and destruction, as the nation can only sit back and watch.

You see the ranting your lazy hamsters induce CCP!? I want to play EVE to escape from this madness!

Domer Pyle
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:05:00 - [195]
 

i'd better not lose my can because of this! :P

Teers Artasti
Independent Miners Guild
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:06:00 - [196]
 

Originally by: Teers Artasti
Edited by: Teers Artasti on 10/08/2011 01:03:25
Not accepting connections.


EVERY SINGLE TIME! IM A FOOL!!! Neutral

In the mean time. Skittles!!!

Andantino
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:06:00 - [197]
 

Oh man, and my corp was all ready to head out to war too.

reallybored
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:06:00 - [198]
 

it's finally up!!!

Io Triumphe
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:06:00 - [199]
 

Originally by: Wang Zenormous
Dear CCP,

Please hire a competent QA department. <snip>



"Testing is the realm of Quality Assurance (QA)." This is the final stage before something hits Tranquility and our QA Manager reigns supreme. Having gone into testing usually means it has received a deployment build and the various types of testing has commenced on our Singularity test server. Occasionally we only test on Chaos things we want to keep as a complete surprise.

link: http://www.eveonline.com/updates/intesting.asp


This must be one of those surprisesugh

Alicia Storm
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:06:00 - [200]
 

Yes, I just waited for the countdown and now it is saying the Server is not accepting connections.

Hung TuLo
Gallente
Heavy Asset Relocation Inc
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:06:00 - [201]
 

Originally by: Archaic Flame
Originally by: Wang Zenormous
Dear CCP,

Please hire a competent QA department. When interviewing potential candidates... you might want to hit them with some industry buzzwords to make sure they actually know something about software QA. Things like "test cases", "test plans", "functionality", "scalability", "production defect" would be good to throw around. If they give you that blank, deer in a headlight stare (as im sure most of your current QA staff, if you have any, would), you might want to look elsewhere.







Bro, who wants to actually QA? Everyone knows QA is either for mindless drones or people trying to be actual game devs like designers or programmers.



Too bad you dont know what your talking about Archaic



Zadox Galston
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:06:00 - [202]
 

*crash*
>:(

*login*
"Wtf"

*Your character is located within *, which is currently loading. Please wait*
:\

*Starting up...(224 sec.)*
:D

*Starting up...(54 sec.)*
\o/

*Starting up...(2 sec.)*
:D :D :D

"The cluster is not currently accepting connections"
ADAFDEAFLKJSDLFKJSOFKJOERIVNLKXHZOIJW

Oh ccp, you tease.

Malice Prox
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:06:00 - [203]
 

My loki is still alive ! \o/ yaay

Derwin Tremor
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:07:00 - [204]
 

EVE is Real

effin frustrating

Now I'm here

Dichotomi
Amarr
Protagonists Of Doom
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:07:00 - [205]
 

Jesus told me that he would be contacting CCP to get this immediate crisis resolved ASAP!
He also told me that if we offered CCP more blow jobs these kinds of things would not happen.

Baske
THE PAROXYSM
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:07:00 - [206]
 

Stop *****ing and login :)

loonitunen
Gallente
The loonibin
Free United Spirits
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:07:00 - [207]
 

uhh online in motsu

Nips McPoppin
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:07:00 - [208]
 

huzzah

Mohrgai
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:08:00 - [209]
 

Originally by: Bonn Minh
Why do I get a vision of a bunch of icelanders out on the ice pulling generator start cords? :x


No idea, especially as it's Summer and Reykjavík lacks ice at this time of year.

Teers Artasti
Independent Miners Guild
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:08:00 - [210]
 

Edited by: Teers Artasti on 10/08/2011 01:08:24
ZOMG ITS UP!?!


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