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Wang Zenormous
Posted - 2011.08.10 00:58:00 - [151]
 

Dear CCP,

Please hire a competent QA department. When interviewing potential candidates... you might want to hit them with some industry buzzwords to make sure they actually know something about software QA. Things like "test cases", "test plans", "functionality", "scalability", "production defect" would be good to throw around. If they give you that blank, deer in a headlight stare (as im sure most of your current QA staff, if you have any, would), you might want to look elsewhere.


Link 420
Posted - 2011.08.10 00:58:00 - [152]
 

Hey no reason to talk about the server crash.
Noone cares if the product is offline, if thousands of people are denied service, or if hundreds of people suffer a virtual goods loss...

But 2 CCPers attending a German geekfest? - now THATS news!
Laughing


Nips McPoppin
Posted - 2011.08.10 00:58:00 - [153]
 

Edited by: Nips McPoppin on 10/08/2011 00:58:32
Originally by: elenor drifter
IF YOU ARE BRITISH PLEASE GO OUT ANY SMASH UP YOUR LOCAL TOWN CENTER IN PROTEST AT CCP CONSPIRING TO CONTROAL YOUR GAME EXPERIANCE....

lol dont realy its wrong.

BUT SEARIOUSLY GO BREAK STUFF


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_9zpAWFFKQ

Joe Davaham
Eternal Phoenix Rises
Posted - 2011.08.10 00:58:00 - [154]
 

Originally by: Dirk Magnum
GUYS IS THE SERVER DOWN



Nope- its all in your head.

Vitank
Posted - 2011.08.10 00:58:00 - [155]
 

Originally by: Lily'ia

On top of that degenerate youths are torching my city. Bad day Crying or Very sad


And they say its "NOT" ok to smack your children .... hell i'd be dead in my days if i'd ever do something remotely close to that....

Ahhhh good ole days ... *smack, turn the rabit ears kid*

V

Byrinkaikin
Posted - 2011.08.10 00:58:00 - [156]
 

Originally by: Dirk Magnum
GUYS IS THE SERVER DOWN


Thanks Capt. Obvious

Testchar123123
Posted - 2011.08.10 00:59:00 - [157]
 

Starting up...(224 sec.)

Jorlin
Minmatar
Eastern Sun
Posted - 2011.08.10 00:59:00 - [158]
 

and now for something completely different...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg_rf2d894k

sorry, couldn't resist...

where are your're legs that used to run ...hurrooo hurrooo

Jenny Aakiwa
Posted - 2011.08.10 00:59:00 - [159]
 

Originally by: Testchar123123
Starting up...(224 sec.)


Finally! YARRRR!!

Hung TuLo
Gallente
Heavy Asset Relocation Inc
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:00:00 - [160]
 

server starting up in 229 sec

Noxious Odor
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:00:00 - [161]
 

WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTTTTT

Kirsenne Stetille
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:00:00 - [162]
 

Originally by: Joe Davaham
Originally by: Dirk Magnum
GUYS IS THE SERVER DOWN



Nope- its all in your head.
but then how the **** was I there?

Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:00:00 - [163]
 

Dust 514 players are gonna be ****ed each time the eve server crashes and they can't interact with us.

Vulpina Elaphe
Amarr
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:00:00 - [164]
 

I accidentally dropped my Token of Submission into the server fan. Not sure if I can find it....

Wait. There it is!

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

Sorry!

Andr Katelo
Caldari
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:00:00 - [165]
 

2 mins before start up! Grab a drink!

Hjalma Stadt
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:01:00 - [166]
 

This is why we don't turn on the water cannons!!!!

Jack Tronic
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:01:00 - [167]
 

Starting up...(101 sec.)

Bonn Minh
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:01:00 - [168]
 

Originally by: Testchar123123
Starting up...(224 sec.)


Why do I get a vision of a bunch of icelanders out on the ice pulling generator start cords? :x

Neztruce
Minmatar
Salubrious Port Authority
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:01:00 - [169]
 

Edited by: Neztruce on 10/08/2011 01:01:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9DkciMTsLI

"Caught on fire a little bit. Just a little."



No wonder Russians own EVE.

daddys helper
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:01:00 - [170]
 

CHEATER!

I SEE WUT JOO DID THERE

Maxx Ransom
Caldari
Old Timers Guild Inc.
Fusion Alliance
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:02:00 - [171]
 

Dear Capsuleer,

The system you were in is no longer available. We have relocated your clone to the Biomass harvester. Please enjoy your stay.

Quafe Ultra...the next best thing to being there.

Morpheus Deathbrew
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:02:00 - [172]
 

O_O :O

Dichotomi
Amarr
Protagonists Of Doom
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:02:00 - [173]
 

It was me... I was streaming Asian **** from that one really cool bootleg Asian **** site in the game browser, while I was scamming in Jita... Only 5 dollar... me love you long time!Embarassed

Noxious Odor
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:02:00 - [174]
 

WAT WAT IN THE BUTTTTT

Dawgzilla
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:02:00 - [175]
 

ty ccp i needed to get up cause my IV Drip was getting empty and my bed pan was getting full. Ohh did i mention that my freind and i had your high sec mining fleet in a belt when this happend and some rats just warped in.

Andr Katelo
Caldari
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:02:00 - [176]
 

Under 20 sec!

Byrinkaikin
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:02:00 - [177]
 

Originally by: Maxx Ransom
Dear Capsuleer,

The system you were in is no longer available. We have relocated your clone to the Biomass harvester. Please enjoy your stay.

Quafe Ultra...the next best thing to being there.


Awesome!

Vomitorious
Motion Sickness Unlimited
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:03:00 - [178]
 

I just

HLEEUURGGGHH!

the server. Sad

XmakkarrovX makkarrov
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:03:00 - [179]
 

Bah pdrlg
sd',g'k,,,,,,,l
l,k
df0mkovpkm,zx vzxmkser

Zeddicus Jaeger
Minmatar
Dark Star Mining Company
Iron Heart Brotherhood
Posted - 2011.08.10 01:03:00 - [180]
 

Not accepting connections :p


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