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Cat bottoms
Posted - 2011.08.10 14:24:00 - [31]
 

The imicus/helios looks like a banana with a kickstand. The moa looks like a dinosaur with a briefcase.

Pinky Denmark
The Cursed Navy
Important Internet Spaceship League
Posted - 2011.08.10 14:55:00 - [32]
 

Moa is still ugly as ever... It's a lunchbox with an attached dinohead, ducktail and an engine on the side :-(

Caracal isn't a beauty either but it's not that bad.

Blackbird? Plz don't touch the blackbird. It doesn't like structurable sound but I like it...

Aeril Malkyre
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.08.10 17:28:00 - [33]
 

Tempest - I think I'll attach sticks to this clod of scrap steel and tie sails to it. And then I'll have an engine pod hanging from it like a swinging cod. This will require enormous structural reinforcement, because I'm putting so much thrust on a long moment arm. Moronic.

At least give me a Fleet Maelstrom, don't make me fly the Tempest hull for Marauder work.

mxzf
Minmatar
Shovel Bros
Posted - 2011.08.10 17:38:00 - [34]
 

I think the Moa hull has my vote (especially since I want a Gila sometime, lol). Some runners up (in no particular order): Raven, Helios, Blackbird, and Tempest are all pretty horrible looking.

Kai Lomu
Posted - 2011.08.10 17:51:00 - [35]
 

Originally by: Fournone
Edited by: Fournone on 10/08/2011 01:20:55
I don't mind the stabber, I guess im just used to it (or thinking of another ship).

Moa > Blackbird > Exequror

Not many people fly Exequror/Onieros so I guess it won't be much of a change.

Everyone flies blackbird varients and the Gila varient for the Moa is beast so fix those.

EDIT: Also the Celestis is very ugly.




I fly Exquoror as love its retro styling - flash backs to flash gordon!

Aglais
Caldari
Posted - 2011.08.10 18:22:00 - [36]
 

Uh, lets see here...

Every Minmatar subcap except the Maelstrom, and the Blackbird.

Caldari ships that aren't Tengu or Scorpion look a little dated, but they only require a reworking like the Maller got rather than an all out overhaul that the Scorpion got (and the Minmatar need SO BADLY).

The Moa is fine. The Gila, by extension, is fine. They could require a little bit of an update, but not an overhaul.

Joe Risalo
Posted - 2011.08.10 18:33:00 - [37]
 

These are arranged by faction, but otherwise have no particular order. T2 variant/ faction variants assumed the same.

Amarr - Award for most boring looking ships

Maller - So boring
Crucifier - Broken punch knife
Tormentor - bla/good name for such a boring ship
Inquisitor - yet another completely boring ship

Caldari - Award for most ugly ships and the "WTF, how do they fly?" award

Raven - Too much crap going on
Blackbird - how in the hell does this thing fly?
Moa - Looks like it flew away from a ship wreck with extra baggage
Osprey - Anal torture device
Bantam - Dingle berry
Condor - Raven with parts hacked off to make a frig
Griffin - Some kind of can opener (coincidentally not good at opening anything)
Heron - What's up with the 2 giant wings that are bigger than the ship?

Gallente - "Best design by the mentally challenged" Award

Dominix - See a bunch of these warp in on you and it's like a potato launcher volley
Celestis - WTF??
Imicus - Mentally challenged hard at work

Minmatar - The "Are they really ships, or floating debris?" Award

Typhoon - Didn't I see this in a movie?
Stabber - Tongue Depressor, with "Action Grip"
Slasher - mosquito, don't worry, most ships have repellent paint
Burst - Has anyone ever eve flown one of these?
Vigil - Crazy knife you see on a stand in the knife kiyosk in the mall that breaks on first use
Breacher - Antenna Array, This thing should be set to always insta-pop when shot....by anything

There ya go, the ugliest, most boring, most special ed, and whatever else ships in the game.

mxzf
Minmatar
Shovel Bros
Posted - 2011.08.10 19:30:00 - [38]
 

Originally by: Joe Risalo
These are arranged by faction, but otherwise have no particular order. T2 variant/ faction variants assumed the same.

Amarr - Award for most boring looking ships

Maller - So boring
Crucifier - Broken punch knife
Tormentor - bla/good name for such a boring ship
Inquisitor - yet another completely boring ship

Caldari - Award for most ugly ships and the "WTF, how do they fly?" award

Raven - Too much crap going on
Blackbird - how in the hell does this thing fly?
Moa - Looks like it flew away from a ship wreck with extra baggage
Osprey - Anal torture device
Bantam - Dingle berry
Condor - Raven with parts hacked off to make a frig
Griffin - Some kind of can opener (coincidentally not good at opening anything)
Heron - What's up with the 2 giant wings that are bigger than the ship?

Gallente - "Best design by the mentally challenged" Award

Dominix - See a bunch of these warp in on you and it's like a potato launcher volley
Celestis - WTF??
Imicus - Mentally challenged hard at work

Minmatar - The "Are they really ships, or floating debris?" Award

Typhoon - Didn't I see this in a movie?
Stabber - Tongue Depressor, with "Action Grip"
Slasher - mosquito, don't worry, most ships have repellent paint
Burst - Has anyone ever eve flown one of these?
Vigil - Crazy knife you see on a stand in the knife kiyosk in the mall that breaks on first use
Breacher - Antenna Array, This thing should be set to always insta-pop when shot....by anything

There ya go, the ugliest, most boring, most special ed, and whatever else ships in the game.


That was epic. I don't completely agree that all of these ships are bad, but I just about fell off my chair laughing at your descriptions.

Joe Risalo
Posted - 2011.08.10 20:27:00 - [39]
 

Alternately, the best looking ships\

Amarr - "Sleek and Smooth" Award and the "Hit someone with it" award

Harbringer - Anyone ever see pitch black...
Abaddon - Looks like it should fire one massive laser out the front
Armageddon - You should be able to just ram crap with this ship
Coercer - Put a strap on it, latch it to your arm, and punch someone in the face
Executioner - Another "Punch someone in the face tool

Caldari - the "They should link together like Power Rangers droids" award

Drake - Common...Seriously....Who else can fly a piece of bent sheet metal?
Scorpion - It just fits its name perfect... Now if only they'd redesign the rattlesnake again
Rokh - DAMN DUDE!!! THAT B*TCH LOOKS LIKE THE UPPER RECEIVER OF A DESERT EAGLE!!! THAT'S BAD SON!!
Caracal - For a caldari ship it's probably close to the top on looks
Kestrel - I gotta put this one in the top.. Hell, it's the only caldari frig that looks decent.

Gallente - "Meanest Looks"

Myrmidon - I don't know what it is....But I can't look away
Megathron - When you think of death in the form of a ship... This is what you'd picture
Hyperion - first time a player sees this ship in combat, the first thought is "ahh sh*t"
Vexor - "Ahhh, It's smiling at meRazz...Sh*t, it's shooting at meSurprised!!"
Catalyst - "It's a bird.. It's a plane....Wait, it's a wing???"
Incursus - "I don't want to hurt you!!! I just want to ram a big @ss shaft into you!!!"
Tristan - "Your tristan looks like a shield...Quick, park it in front of my ship!!"

Minmatar - "Evil" award and the "I don't know why, but I like it" award

Cyclone - Remember Army of Two with the guns that had the small shield on the front?
Hurricane - Enough said
tempest - I don't know what it is, but it's cool
Rupture - Suicide ship in floating debris...Now if only there was floating debris in eve
Thrasher - It just looks mean
Rifter - Common, apart from looking like a racer from Star Wars Episode 1, it's pretty tight

Disclaimer
The comments posted here are solely that of one individual.
the comments are not represent of the actual function of the ship. In other words, just cause it looks awesome, doesn't mean the ship's function is more useless than man nipples.
Don't assume you know better because theses aren't represent of anything other than opinion.

Fredfredbug4
Posted - 2011.08.10 20:33:00 - [40]
 

Edited by: Fredfredbug4 on 10/08/2011 20:35:09
The Sansha Mom

It is literally a flying piece of poo.

Blondie Rens
Posted - 2011.08.10 20:43:00 - [41]
 

Why do ships need to be pretty? Ugly can have a good quality to it :D

garash
Posted - 2011.08.10 20:58:00 - [42]
 

Edited by: garash on 10/08/2011 21:00:08
http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/9JQWC5R - Perhaps you could try that Cool

EDIT: Linked It

Glyken Touchon
Gallente
Independent Alchemists
Posted - 2011.08.11 16:33:00 - [43]
 

moa, tormentor, ibis.


Esiel
Renegade Serenity
Posted - 2011.08.15 04:47:00 - [44]
 

Edited by: Esiel on 15/08/2011 04:51:19

Anyone ever notice that the Typhoon looks alot like the badguy ship in "Galaxy Quest"


If you have to redo one do the Tempest Raven or Moa
  • Tempest looks so frail that there is no way it would ever survive after a single battle

  • Raven and Moa suffer from the caldari, we want it to look off and lopsided

Jon Marburg
The Executioners
Capital.Punishment
Posted - 2011.08.15 06:33:00 - [45]
 

Dominix, celestis, moa, imicus, apoc, tempest, and ibis are hands down the worst. Have to say I wish there were more vertical hull ships like the naglfar and myrmidon in game.

Herping yourDerp
Posted - 2011.08.15 07:06:00 - [46]
 

hm
just about all the gaylente, minmatar and caldari ships.
most amarr ships look fine, pirate ships look fine ( except the pooper carrier)
starting with the rookie ships, CCP should rebuild from the smallest ships to the largest...

Larla Rosethorn
Minmatar
Renegade Pleasure Androids
Posted - 2011.08.15 07:17:00 - [47]
 

Edited by: Larla Rosethorn on 15/08/2011 07:18:11
#1 Revelation
#2 Archon

But yeah most ships in EVE are ugly. Not sure how they managed to do this, most stations look very nice. Must be a different artist.

Unbendable McRib
Posted - 2011.08.15 09:54:00 - [48]
 

Please give us nicer Ship Models to:
1. Raven
2. Dominix
3. Hyperion
4. Osprey
6. Imicus
7. Incursus
8. Abbadon
9. Proteus
10. Brutix
11. Megathron can have also an Update

Sinden Strider
Gallente
AszguarD
Posted - 2011.08.15 10:31:00 - [49]
 

Excuse my spelling. Iteron-Class Ships could use a better skin/shape. The are we.. my wife says it looks like a telephone reciver Flying in space.
Just a point.

Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
Posted - 2011.08.15 14:11:00 - [50]
 

easy, Helios.

This is one of my most used ships and I hate the way it looks.

(I see a lot of people have said Typhoon... I actually like the Typhoon!)

Malken
Celestial Apocalypse
Posted - 2011.08.15 14:23:00 - [51]
 

well heres my ugly fugly list

1. moa, no explanation needed.
2. the sac. why ooh why did you remove the purplemetallic shine it had back in the day now it just looks like yeah... a even more ugly maller .
3. maller ^^

the amarrs sleek shiny yellowish metal finish is gone on most amarr ships and replaced by some dull ugly crap.
it just doesnt fit the image of amarr.

Janos Saal
Amarr
Posted - 2011.08.15 15:32:00 - [52]
 

The correct answer is Aeon. Who designed that piece of ****?


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