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Windjammer
Gallente
Posted - 2011.08.05 18:50:00 - [1]
 

In advance, yes, I’m serious.

The problem? Not too many people want to purchase the current offerings at the NEX store. The obvious answer is to offer something that a very large percentage of customers will want to purchase or wish they could purchase and will want to purchase even now while limited to the Captains Quarters as well as want to use when we all start walking around in commons rooms of stations.

The answer is SLAVE GIRL’S. Nubile, sexy, customizable slave girls. Offer them for sale at the NEX store. Sell different types of clothing for them at the NEX store. Allow them to be naked in the privacy of your Captains Quarters (CQ). Obviously only for those 18 and older.

In the privacy of the CQ, your slave can be naked or topless or dressed scantily or dressed in any fashion you desire. In public your slave could either be scantily dressed eye candy or you could dress her up as your sexy assistant, complete with librarian glasses and note pad/brief case/lap top compter/executive dress suit, etc.

Wow has its pets that follow you around. EVE could have slaves doing the exact same thing. Two or more settings for slave behavior. Follow the owner around, stay in one place, sit in one place.

Tell me this wouldn’t sell. Consider the number of horny nerds in this game. Consider the publicity CCP would get from this. Dress for success? Please!! Walk around with a good looking slave/assistant……..that’s success.

For those who are actually women in this game or for those who simply like to play at being women or for those who are bent that way, male slaves.

Slaver Hounds are another possibility, but it’s doubtful they would be as popular as slave girls.

Implementation suggestion:
-Sell slaves at the NEX store. Price should be high as this is a status symbol of epic proportions and if you don’t sell it high, everyone will have one and then it’s not a status symbol. Perhaps not as high as the monocle, though.
-As part of the sale, the slave is run through the same customization process used for player avatars.
-Slave should come with basic clothing options.
-Nudity should be an item for sale at the NEX store which could also be the point where age verification would take place. Also, nudity would have to be limited to the privacy of your CQ.
-Wide variety of optional clothing for the slave available for purchase at the NEX store.

Slaves, accessories for slaves? This will sell.

Regards,
Windjammer

Aldan Romar
Amarr
Posted - 2011.08.05 18:59:00 - [2]
 

I applaude this well thought out suggestion.

It'd be about time to adress the hard work of helping those poor souls on their way to enlightenment...

And to revel in the spoils of war - next thing I suggest is being able to display the corpses of those pilots you podded (or their heads) on the CQ walls.

Raid'En
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:05:00 - [3]
 

Edited by: Raid''En on 05/08/2011 19:06:43
sexual agression is taboo on MMO, and forcing a girl to be naked will be counted as one. don't even think about it.
worse if she is minmatar, you a rich gallente and that you're renting your CQ on an hotel of jita.

Magnus Orin
Minmatar
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:08:00 - [4]
 

Can I get mine in extra-nubile?

Selinate
Amarr
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:09:00 - [5]
 

Well this thread is disgusting.

Windjammer
Gallente
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:10:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Raid'En
Edited by: Raid''En on 05/08/2011 19:06:43
sexual agression is taboo on MMO, and forcing a girl to be naked will be counted as one. don't even think about it.
worse if she is minmatar, you a rich gallente and that you're renting your CQ on an hotel of jita.
Really? It would be an NPC, not a real person and we already buy and sell exotic dancers and all of them are female. Where's the difference? At least this idea allows for male counterparts and the nudity is an optional idea anyway.

Hailey Sunweaver
Minmatar
Murientor Tribe
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:14:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: Hailey Sunweaver on 05/08/2011 19:14:28
I disagree with the "slave girl" option for CQ. But I can see dancers being used with bars once those are released. And if u want nudity there are games with that already that you can check out.

Raid'En
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:14:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Windjammer
[Really? It would be an NPC, not a real person and we already buy and sell exotic dancers and all of them are female. Where's the difference? At least this idea allows for male counterparts and the nudity is an optional idea anyway.

i don't think it would change anything.
given even roleplay about that is forbidden, i don't see how an actual gameplay could be allowed...
anyway if you ask for 18+ stuff it will be refused. too much hassle for a company.
you know how it is hard for a offline and monoplayer game to allow a little something, and with that they lose some countries.
for an online game it will be way worst for their lawyer.

Windjammer
Gallente
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:14:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Magnus Orin
Can I get mine in extra-nubile?
Yes. You can choose body type, skin tone, etc. in the same way you currently choose those things when creating a player avatar.

Bane Necran
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:14:00 - [10]
 

Only if we can have Amarr slave girls Twisted Evil

Ralon Perzine
Minmatar
Republic Military School
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:22:00 - [11]
 

"Companions" not "slaves", have to be politically correct now.

Valari Nala Zena
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:24:00 - [12]
 

Actually, i just need to undress and... oh wait, i somehow don't know how.

Windjammer
Gallente
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:30:00 - [13]
 

The nudity and term “slave” are items incidental to the core idea and can be eliminated without too much concern. They were included to show the extent to which the idea could be drawn and to arouse the imagination of the public. Put cloths on them and call them assistants…….. or whatever. Vet it through attorneys. The core idea remains viable

Windjammer
Gallente
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:34:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Valari Nala Zena
Actually, i just need to undress and... oh wait, i somehow don't know how.
How much would you like to bet against a developer being willing to write the code to assist you?Wink

Ralon Perzine
Minmatar
Republic Military School
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:37:00 - [15]
 

I agree with this idea. I was just saying that right now we have:
"Slaves"
"Dancing Girls"
I believe this is correct. But saying that these items are 2D pixels and you can not interact with them. Creating a 3D full model that you can interact with, ie dress/undress and calling it a "slave" has to many negative connotations. Renaming this feature to "companions", both female or male, would counter act most or any bad press this could generate.

Just saying...

okst666
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:38:00 - [16]
 

Imagine 3DSexVilla with the CarbonEngine...AWESOME!!

I agree with the OP and totally want a sexy dressup slave in my CQ.

The Mittani
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:39:00 - [17]
 

realizing you actually mean this, i'm proud that you hate my guts - i recognize you from your badposting in jita park.

eve is one of the most comically misogynistic games out there already, your foolishness doesn't help - get out.


Selinate
Amarr
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:41:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: The Mittani
realizing you actually mean this, i'm proud that you hate my guts - i recognize you from your badposting in jita park.

eve is one of the most comically misogynistic games out there already, your foolishness doesn't help - get out.



THANK YOU.

Should've probably commented on the blatant pedophilia going on in this thread also though...

Bane Necran
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:41:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: The Mittani
eve is one of the most comically misogynistic games out there already, your foolishness doesn't help - get out.


If you're going to start grandstanding as some kind of moral authority, you may want to switch corps.

stoicfaux
Gallente
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:42:00 - [20]
 

Meh, it would have the same problem as the $70 Monocle, namely you can get it cheaper (and better) elsewhere.

The internet is full of free adult material, and for the cost of the proposed NeX item, you could probably buy some kind of adult virtual girlfriend software on the market.

There's no reason for CCP to re-invent a more expensive wheel and sully its reputation by dabbling in such markets.


Ingkala
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:45:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: stoicfaux
Meh, it would have the same problem as the $70 Monocle, namely you can get it cheaper (and better) elsewhere.

The internet is full of free adult material, and for the cost of the proposed NeX item, you could probably buy some kind of adult virtual girlfriend software on the market.

There's no reason for CCP to re-invent a more expensive wheel and sully its reputation by dabbling in such markets.




But... EVE is real!

Valari Nala Zena
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:46:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Windjammer
Originally by: Valari Nala Zena
Actually, i just need to undress and... oh wait, i somehow don't know how.
How much would you like to bet against a developer being willing to write the code to assist you?Wink


Thats easy:

1) I tell him i would flash my stuff if he writes the code.
2) He obviously takes the bet and writes the code.
3) I flash my stuff.
4) Profit for all.

He might get fired but, it's worth it.

Ayieka
Caldari
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:47:00 - [23]
 

well this thread is incendiary.

stoicfaux
Gallente
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:47:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Ingkala
Originally by: stoicfaux
Meh, it would have the same problem as the $70 Monocle, namely you can get it cheaper (and better) elsewhere.

The internet is full of free adult material, and for the cost of the proposed NeX item, you could probably buy some kind of adult virtual girlfriend software on the market.

There's no reason for CCP to re-invent a more expensive wheel and sully its reputation by dabbling in such markets.




But... EVE is real!


Without proper boobie physics, it isn't.


Amar Azaph
Posted - 2011.08.05 19:48:00 - [25]
 

Stick a pole in the middle of the CQ and have some music playing, This would go nicely with the slave girl idea and I'm sure more people would activate CQ :)
Pole dancing in between fights :)


Windjammer
Gallente
Posted - 2011.08.05 20:45:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: The Mittani
realizing you actually mean this, i'm proud that you hate my guts - i recognize you from your badposting in jita park.
I don’t hate your guts. Your guts aren’t important enough for me to hate.

Recognizing my posts is not so difficult. I only post with this character. All you have to do is look at the name and picture. If you think I’m someone else who’s posting in Jita Park and who hates your guts, well, I’m sure there are a number of people who hate your guts and also post in Jita Park. As for myself, I know exactly what you are and that is not impressive enough to get worked up about.

Originally by: The Mittani
eve is one of the most comically misogynistic games out there already, your foolishness doesn't help - get out.
Misogyny is the hatred of women. This idea contains no hatred of women any more than it contains a hatred of men. If you’d read the OP you’d have seen that it contains a provision for male slaves/companions/assistants in exactly the same way as female versions.

In the EVE I play I do not see the signs of misogyny that you imply are rampant. In fact in my circle of friends and associates we all like women a lot. They’re considered desirable in what is otherwise a massive sausage fest. If your circle of friends hate women, perhaps you should find new friends………or play another game that more closely aligns with your delicate sensibilities. Seriously, YOU playing the PC card? Out of all the people in EVE? Now THAT is comical.

Telling you to get out of EVE isn’t something I would do. First, I don’t really care if you’re here or not. Second, it would be futile to do so. I have to laugh when I see that you seem to think so much of yourself that you actually think telling me to get out of EVE will have any impact of any kind. Perhaps you thought it might hurt my feelings?

-Windjammer

Solosky
Posted - 2011.08.05 20:47:00 - [27]
 

How do you think - why males play female characters in MMOs?...

And your idea won't pass in this hypocritical (though male-dominating) society.

Windjammer
Gallente
Posted - 2011.08.05 20:52:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Selinate
Should've probably commented on the blatant pedophilia going on in this thread also though...
There is no suggestion of pedophilia in the OP or the consequential dialog. Where you got this from is a mystery and I’m sure it’s only resident in your mind.

Valei Khurelem
Posted - 2011.08.05 20:52:00 - [29]
 

I want my slave girl in a corset carrying a whip! :p

Valari Nala Zena
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2011.08.05 21:39:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Solosky
How do you think - why males play female characters in MMOs?...



They look better, not judging the males who play males though, i mean if you swing that way, you swing that way.


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