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Sudden Buggery
Situation: Normal
Posted - 2011.08.03 10:04:00 - [1]

Edited by: Plentath on 04/08/2011 09:11:08
Everything should be pink beczus PINK is the colour or something and WINNDERS are winning more cuzs thats why you call them winners. If they were not always the win then why would they be the winners? A winner once told me that to know thyself is something .... something ... LOTS OF BATTLES. I get to know myself with something that is pink and looks a bit like a Thorax or a Hyperion. so thats why I think pink is the colour of winners.

I normully sit in a ship and launch little balls and they make big blue balls and i dont think big blue balls are good because your ship is a little red shape and no one knows where the ship is cause the warp drive can not go to it so i make the big blue balls smaller balls and then you turn green but yellow first and everyone is happy and says GOOD JOB and then i can go back to getting to know myself better with my thorax.

sometimes we all get quite lost and then my balls help everyone get home and othertimes when the large blue balls are from the little blue balls the your ship will run away because it does not want to be green.

sometimes when the ship goes green it can also run away but then the man in the ship will think he is not green because he cannot see me (BUT I ALSO CANNOT SEE ME) and because he is greedy and wants money then he will go back to where he was when he was green but i am also there and my friend (who is sometimes also me and it changed, I do not know who is real) will then come and he and sometimes he has friends will make the green ship man cry cause of his ship not able to like ammo.

i like isk but i do not know where it comes from and sometimes i would like more isk but the man who gives me isk only makes me have isk when i need it to buy things BUT I DONT ALWAYS KNOW WHAT I WANT FIRST!!! so this seems unfair.

i like my ship and think it is pretty but i cannot see my ship because it is always INVISBLE!!!!! and then when I want to look at my ship and it is not people always say but PLENTATH YOU SHOULD BE INVISIBLE and i get sad because I just wanted to look at my ship.

i would give this game 8/10 and perhamps ewven more points if my ship was not seethru all the time and the other man gave me money more for things

Goat Holdings
Posted - 2011.08.03 10:08:00 - [2]

You win + 2 internetz.


Lady Go Diveher
The Independent Troll Society
Posted - 2011.08.03 13:52:00 - [3]

Edited by: Lady Go Diveher on 03/08/2011 13:52:36
Originally by: Plentath
[...]everyone is happy and says GOOD JOB and then i can go back to getting to know myself better with my thorax[...]

Quoting epic win Laughing

Posted - 2011.08.08 00:33:00 - [4]

Edited by: Diesel47 on 08/08/2011 00:46:14

ps: Will u marry me? Embarassed

Ice Fire Warriors
Posted - 2011.08.08 05:07:00 - [5]


Normally I'd say "drugs are bad, mmmkay?" But I'll make an exception in this case.

Vuiko Tarasovich
Posted - 2011.08.08 23:29:00 - [6]

Edited by: Vuiko Tarasovich on 08/08/2011 23:30:28
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+1 internetz

Sudden Buggery
Situation: Normal
Posted - 2011.08.09 21:03:00 - [7]

I think this is probabbly a serious problem with the game in what is in the answers here.


I did an honest review and told you some of waht was part of what I do and I dont think all have understood but the people who have do understand. I think the people who do understand can probably help me with a problem.

so sometimes i am in my body and I think THIS IS PRETTY AWESOME and i do things and go places and everything is very good. then something happens and i need to go along way away but you cant always take that much time to get there even in my ship that goes much faster than everyone elses (IT IS A SPACIAL SHIP AND HAS COMBAT PAINT TOO).

when this happens master is like STOP LEARNING A SECOND and i do becuase i am starteled and then there is sudden blackness and i am somewhere else. i dont even know how i got here and my ship isnt here but then i usually get some isk and then i can buy a new one (?) but its really not the same and i left my favourite toothbrush in the other one. when this happens it is REALLY HARD to learn and it seems to take me a lot longer when before, i thought it would take less time. sometimes other things change like i somehow know how i can make the little red shapes (that i spoke about already so i wont make you bored) into green shapes easier. i would like to be good at everything but people tell me that i cant and that if i were like that it woud cost too much if i dies .. but i have never dies and do not want to so why people think this is important i do not know.

but you think i am on drugs and this is not true so i will ask you - what would you think when you suddenly change like this??! also i think people are plugging things into my head and literally this is the scariest part not even when i go to places where the maps say I DO nOT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE PLENTATH is as scary.

someone asked me if we could get married and ... maybe we can i think that woud be pretty cool. i do not know about normal weddings but if this is a wedding then perhaps you will have to search a lot for your bride because sometimes i am 5 or 10 or 6 or 9 lightyears from where i was. you may think it is because i do not like you but it is not a want for divorce it is just how i get.

Tiffany Asques
Posted - 2011.08.10 17:12:00 - [8]

Plentath... It sounds like you are in Null/Low Sec. If you want to see your pretty cloakey ship, and are tired of being a scan slave, leave your corp and get out of Null/Low Sec. Then if you want to make your own iskies, find people to teach you. Send me mail in game. ;)

At least thats what I got out of you post...

Sudden Buggery
Situation: Normal
Posted - 2011.08.11 11:45:00 - [9]

Originally by: Tiffany Asques
Plentath... It sounds like you are in Null/Low Sec

no i think these are terrible places and they are not good for my spcial ship. when i go into one of these places (and when my ship is INVISIBLE) there is a local beacon which detects me and tells everyone who i am and that I am here. i think this is very overpowered and empires should be banned from using them as i spend money (BUT NOT MY MONEY) on a special ship to be INSISBLE but everyone can see me anywa.

where i go noone can see me and i think probably the beacons are not there or broken or old as I am INSIVIBLE and then i can do my work like i said in the first think I said (ARE YOU NOT TO READ? I CAN TEACH?)

i think that yuou appear in every thread and tell people to come join your corp is a very bad way of getting people to joiin in with you and i think proably will annoy people.

i am annoyed by you, but then yesterday i was not in my COMBAT PAINT ship but in a ship that looked like a silver shin pad and evern tho everyone could see it it did not make me proud Sad

SO i am probably not good to judge

Tiffany Asques
Posted - 2011.08.11 14:58:00 - [10]

Edited by: Tiffany Asques on 11/08/2011 15:00:42
Edited by: Tiffany Asques on 11/08/2011 14:58:39
Obvious troll is obvious...

Posted - 2011.08.23 20:08:00 - [11]

Originally by: Tiffany Asques
Edited by: Tiffany Asques on 11/08/2011 15:00:42
Edited by: Tiffany Asques on 11/08/2011 14:58:39
Obvious troll is obvious...

Isn't he/she/it great?



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