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Vaari
Amarr
Imperial Pharmacy
Posted - 2011.07.30 08:36:00 - [1]
 

Our beloved Church of Providence Intelligence and Righteous Truth (CPIRT) branch has revealed, with help of the Imperial Pharmacy certain truths about mysterious and evil entity, called Sleepers.

Imperial Pharamacy has conducted sevral highly classified operations deep within wormhole space in order to reveal the diabolic plan behind the Sleepers, and if they posses any threat to our corporation, to Providence region and or our mighty Empire. After careful study, we can all take deep breath and relax, since our analysist clearly indicates, that sleepers posses threats mainly to themselves.

CPIRT has divided sleepers into three catogory. We have also managed to build a plans, how to defeat each of these classes or fleets of them.

1. Small sleepers: Small sleepers are most numerous of all sleepers. They are fragile and their agility is about the similiar of Omen class cruiser without any manouver module installed. They have one inferior weapon, which cause almost no damage at all.

Small sleepers ofter travel in mighty swarms in order to hide their inferior abilities. They like "ambushing" industrial ships and other logistic ships, since they posses no threat at all to combat vessels. Altough CPIRT were divided if small sleepers are able to lay abushes, since it is often easy to tell atleast 10 minute before when and where they arrive.

If you are in industrial ship, like Procuer, and you choose these small sleepers to let ambush you, do not panic! Small sleepers are cowards, and you are able to defeat them if you know what to do. First, sleepers will surround you. They will be everywhere, and they will pound and howl at you with their inferior weapons. When surrounded, try to maneuver your ship aggressively towards closest of sleepers and same time send your combat drones to attack them. Most probably all of the slepers will retreat before your shield are belove 87%

If caught with ship that has no drone capasity, you should equip your ship with small weapon, and use it against the slepers. Fear not, for strongly armoured industrial ships, like Bestower class will surely hold together until you can clear your path or drive the hellspawn back to their holes.

2. Medium Sleepers: Medium sized sleepers are the most inferior of all sleapers. They lack firepower of the large sleepers, and numbers of small sleepers. They are almost as slow as a Orca class Industrial Support Capital Ship (ISCS) but contain much less armor, and does not have shield at all.

Medium sleeper weaponry is similiar than small sleepers, and they try to use similiar tactics. Snce they re much slower, it is almost impossible to get caught by them, even if wanted, since most of the spaceship captains does not have patience to wait for them.

If you do get caught by them, do make yourself comfort, take a glass of amarrian spiced wine and enjoy the show. Even if you, for some reason CPIRT cannot fathom found yourself a losing side, it is very easy to outmaneuver medium sleepers and fly away. They do not deploy any kind of EW, ever.

Vaari
Amarr
Imperial Pharmacy
Posted - 2011.07.30 08:44:00 - [2]
 

3. Large Sleepers: CPIRT has also revealed fearsome large sleepers. These abominations are about the size of large battleship, and can move at maximum of 12km/s

Large sleepers hold very large amount of armor, and their shield capasity is almost equal of Prophecy class battlecruiser. Their firepower is almost equal to Apocalypse class batleship, equiped with 2 siege missile launcher.

Sleepers deploy these large sleepers only to the most fierce and important fights, where they must break stong fortifications, like starbases or big gatecamps. Besides their inadecute firepower, their rarity makes achieving those goals almost impossible.

Never large sleepers travel in more than 7 sleeper fleets, since they are so very rare an valuable to the sleeper cause, which is something evil. 7 large sleepers might posses some threat to all industrial ships, and even lone battleships, but resolute defence will hold them at bay. Hitting to them is very easy, since they are incredible slow, and their hull is made of inferior materials, which makes targetting them easy. Indeed, it is almost impossible not to target them, and it is completely impossible not to hit at them.

CPIRT is not worried at all because of the sleepers, since it is clear now they does not posses any threat to us at all.Fighting the Sansha menace is much more important cause to use our supplies, and we should not spare thought no more about the sleepers. We deal with them when we see them, but we should not waste any more resources to counter the threat that does not exist.

Lancashirian
Posted - 2011.07.30 15:06:00 - [3]
 

I'm not sure as to why you would engage in such misinformation. The "facts" that you have presented are wholly flawed and clearly an attempt at mis-direction. Sleeper frigates, to start hit as hard, if not harder than most battlecruisers. You can go up from there exponentially. No sleeper encountered to date HAS shields, either.

If you did not do this research yourself, sir, please fire the people who did.

One thing we do agree on, however, is that Sansha is a major threat, but the fact that Sleepers have been seen in k-space more and more frequently as of late should be a definite cause for alarm.

I certainly hope any and all who read this person's report disregard it entirely, as it is completely untrue.

Vaari
Amarr
Imperial Pharmacy
Posted - 2011.07.30 16:21:00 - [4]
 

Your attempt to spread terror and fear in ranks of my congregation towards sleepers will fail. Information provided early is accurate as CPIRT can give at of this time and I for one believe it. I see no reason why my congregation would believe you instead of me and my church.

With faith, every foe is but a obstacle meant to be crossed and crushed. Sleepers are no different, and with hearts full of faith, mind free of questions courageous peasant armadas can easily defeat any sleeper threat, if it would be possible it ever can exist. If you have hard time to deal with small sleepers with your battlecruiser, it is not Church of Providences fault. Maybe you should mine veldspar, and hone your skills on warfare before teaching me, Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan VII, despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, arch bishop of the Church of Providence, golden mountain, worlds most beloved hero and many more in matter of warfare, since I know it much better than you.

Ammzi
Posted - 2011.07.30 17:09:00 - [5]
 

Sir, if I ever met you in space. I would board you and slap you so hard across the face that it will be an incident that is too early to ever forget.

You sir, are a moron.

Cmdr Baxter
The Synenose Accord
Celestial Imperative
Posted - 2011.07.30 18:04:00 - [6]
 

Information like this makes me wonder if the Church of Providence has a policy encouraging the use of hallucinogens.

Really ... I do wonder ...

Kazzzi
Amarr
Heathen Legion
Ushra'Khan
Posted - 2011.07.30 18:16:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Cmdr Baxter
Information like this makes me wonder if the Church of Providence has a policy encouraging the use of hallucinogens.



Nah, otherwise I'd repent.

wurblewind
Gallente
Posted - 2011.08.01 10:37:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Vaari
Your attempt to spread terror and fear in ranks of my congregation towards sleepers will fail.


Cmdr, I think this phrase about sums this up, he's just going on a little pro-Church propaganda trip in hopes he doesn't lose what followers he has. I'm all for keeping up morale, but one of the things I despise is misinformation. People may not be quite as happy, but they'll be more resolute and loyal if told the truth.

Who knows, suck up now and they may forgive you...

Vaari
Amarr
Imperial Pharmacy
Posted - 2011.08.02 04:24:00 - [9]
 

If sleepers are so serious threat to nonbelievers, maybe you should try a new life and start following the God's teachings. His words gives us might and strength, and even the sleepers, the ones you fear so much are nothing but minor obstacles in road to our victory.

Jason Galente
Gallente
mishima ryu
Posted - 2011.08.02 05:07:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Vaari
If sleepers are so serious threat to nonbelievers, maybe you should try a new life and start following the God's teachings. His words gives us might and strength, and even the sleepers, the ones you fear so much are nothing but minor obstacles in road to our victory.


What gives you the idea that your congregation is any safer than the rest of us? I doubt that sleepers discriminate religiously.


Shaddam IV
Posted - 2011.08.02 13:22:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Cmdr Baxter
Information like this makes me wonder if the Church of Providence has a policy encouraging the use of hallucinogens.

Really ... I do wonder ...


Well they do claim the report was doing with the help of Imperial Pharmacy.

nuff said.


Jowen Datloran
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
Posted - 2011.08.02 13:45:00 - [12]
 

Well, Vaari. Your insight on the topic is appreciated and duly noted.

People clearly overestimate the threat of an extinct race... He, the mere though of "threat from an extinct race" makes me smile.

Now the Sansha freaks, that's a threat that needs severe handling.

Josh Vermanek
Gallente
Eleutherian Guard
Posted - 2011.08.02 14:20:00 - [13]
 

To claim that the Imperial Pharmacy is burdened with any sort of intelligence is laughable at best Rolling Eyes

Vaari
Amarr
Imperial Pharmacy
Posted - 2011.08.02 18:34:00 - [14]
 

Vermanek, true believers can see things others wont. Imperial Pharmacy has unique ways to gather intelligence.

Jovan Geldon
Gallente
Lead Farmers
Kill It With Fire
Posted - 2011.08.02 18:55:00 - [15]
 

Edited by: Jovan Geldon on 03/08/2011 00:09:52
Originally by: Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy has unique ways to gather intelligence.


There are a great many comedic avenues I could follow using this quote, but for the sake of brevity I won't bother...

Suffice it to say, your "intelligence" is dangerously inaccurate and I would strongly advise any sensible pilot to disregard it in its entirety.

Unit XS365BT
The Synenose Accord
Celestial Imperative
Posted - 2011.08.02 19:06:00 - [16]
 

Edited by: Unit XS365BT on 02/08/2011 19:22:29
Unit commune strongly suggests that any pilot wishing to combat the sleepers disregards all data produced by Imperial Pharmacy on this subject.

The data provided above is erroneous, and will only result in the destruction of your vessel, and the loss of your crew.

For data regarding the sleepers, we would suggest perusing the Arek'Jaalan Information portal. and the data libraries held therein.

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