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Tom Gerard
Caldari
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2011.07.28 14:49:00 - [1]
 

Deep within the CCP compound lies the heart of darkness and secrecy. Two men who have sworn an oath to protect these secrets have spoken!

Firstly one of the printers ran out of white paper so they are now using pink.

Also, there are free biscuits in the break room and one of the art guys took like four of them back to his console in a napkin.

Fear not EVE community we have eyes and ears inside CCP!

BrundleMeth
Caldari
Temporal Mechanics
Posted - 2011.07.28 14:51:00 - [2]
 

Stop Drinking this early in the morning....

Well, it's early here....

Rogue1004
Caldari
Eye of God
Intergalactic Exports Group
Posted - 2011.07.28 14:52:00 - [3]
 

when the world sleeps, the Dev's are let out to play!

clixor
Celluloid Gurus
Posted - 2011.07.28 14:52:00 - [4]
 

wild guess:

"The emotionally immature person, however, has low levels of self-esteem and self-confidence and consequently feels insecure; to counter these feelings of insecurity they will spend a large proportion of their lives creating situations in which they become the centre of attention. It may be that the need for attention is inversely proportional to emotional maturity, therefore anyone indulging in attention-seeking behaviours is telling you how emotionally immature they are."

Ejit
Amarr
STD contractors
Posted - 2011.07.28 14:53:00 - [5]
 

Why are you still allowed to post?

dexington
Caldari
Baconoration
Posted - 2011.07.28 15:05:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Ejit
Why are you still allowed to post?


It's one of CCP Soundwave's alts, and as you can see he is clearly drinking on the job.

Cailais
Amarr
Nasty Pope Holding Corp
Talocan United
Posted - 2011.07.28 15:07:00 - [7]
 

What kind of free biscuits? I think we need to be told.

C.

stoicfaux
Gallente
Posted - 2011.07.28 15:10:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Tom Gerard
Firstly one of the printers ran out of white paper so they are now using pink.


Yes, but *who* bought the pink paper in the first place?

McCarthy wants to know!


Cpt Greagor
Caldari
Liquid Relief
Posted - 2011.07.28 15:12:00 - [9]
 

At first I was like "Now what'd they do"

Then I saw it was Tom Gerard.

OHU812
Posted - 2011.07.28 15:13:00 - [10]
 

It wasn't bought. It was given to them by teh CSM. They had an overstock on pink paper this month.

DeMichael Crimson
Minmatar
Republic University
Posted - 2011.07.28 15:35:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Cailais
What kind of free biscuits? I think we need to be told.

C.



Probably stale biscuits, or maybe even rock hard biscuits.

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.07.28 15:43:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: dexington
Originally by: Ejit
Why are you still allowed to post?


It's one of CCP Soundwave's alts, and as you can see he is clearly drinking on the job.


He received a warning recently, just report him.

malus mendax
Posted - 2011.07.28 15:47:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
He received a warning recently, just report him.


lol.. now we got trolls snitching on trolls, what is the world coming to.

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.07.28 15:57:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: malus mendax
Originally by: Lady Spank
He received a warning recently, just report him.


lol.. now we got trolls snitching on trolls, what is the world coming to.



What part of what I just said was a troll?

malus mendax
Posted - 2011.07.28 16:00:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
What part of what I just said was a troll?


You are a known troll, don't try and deny it.

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.07.28 16:04:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: malus mendax
Originally by: Lady Spank
What part of what I just said was a troll?


You are a known troll, don't try and deny it.


Anyone who ever says that is never able to provide evidence.

Nerodon
Gallente
Incapsulated Reality
Posted - 2011.07.28 16:05:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Tom Gerard
Deep within the CCP compound lies the heart of darkness and secrecy. Two men who have sworn an oath to protect these secrets have spoken!

Firstly one of the printers ran out of white paper so they are now using pink.

Also, there are free biscuits in the break room and one of the art guys took like four of them back to his console in a napkin.

Fear not EVE community we have eyes and ears inside CCP!


Bwahahaha, this is good. Oh and you forgot that Greg from finance turned the coffee machine off in the cafeteria by accident, its all cold and icky now... What a waste, Greg's gonna get it again.

Ah and sally from HR is chewing her pen again, that's the 3rd she managed to ruin this week, it's costing CCP a bit too much, look for soon to happen "Company re-organisation".

Spumantii
Posted - 2011.07.28 16:12:00 - [18]
 

the Pink Pony Papers are classifard. This disclosure cannot be allowed to continue

Cpt Greagor
Caldari
Liquid Relief
Posted - 2011.07.28 16:13:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
Anyone who ever says that is never able to provide evidence.


That's because no one needs to, anyone that browses the forums on even a semi-regular basis knows this.


Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.07.28 16:24:00 - [20]
 

Edited by: Lady Spank on 28/07/2011 16:28:06
Originally by: Cpt Greagor
Originally by: Lady Spank
Anyone who ever says that is never able to provide evidence.


That's because no one needs to, anyone that browses the forums on even a semi-regular basis knows this.




If it's so easy to prove you would have done so rather than cry about something you don't understand.

You, on the other hand...

malus mendax
Posted - 2011.07.28 16:37:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
If it's so easy to prove you would have done so rather than cry about something you don't understand.

You, on the other hand...


Stop being such a hypocrite, you should not try to hide your troll nature while calling others trolls.

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.07.28 16:43:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: malus mendax
Stop being such a hypocrite, you should not try to hide your troll nature while calling others trolls.


Yet again a complete lack of proof.

Nerodon
Gallente
Incapsulated Reality
Posted - 2011.07.28 16:44:00 - [23]
 

Edited by: Nerodon on 28/07/2011 16:45:32
Breaking news! Spank is a long time troll that's out looking for attention basically all the f'ing time!

No sense arguing about anything, spank's reputation has already been made, there's nothing that can be done to reverse it at this point. Even off the forums all she would do is "blah blah blah blah blah" in Dodixie local for countless hours on end and manage to accomplish nothing but bore everyone.

And now, being aware that I've just dropped a giant wad of troll bait, I will hastily exit the scene.

quick edit: No one needs proof, reputation can be based on lies, even if that were the case, it dosen't change the fact that everyone "knows" you are just a big troll.

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.07.28 16:49:00 - [24]
 

Edited by: Lady Spank on 28/07/2011 16:52:32
Originally by: Nerodon



More lack of evidence, I haven't been to Dodixie for years now and seeing as I could sell dumb crap on contracts at high prices while I was there I'd suggest that the entertainment was appreciated.

But like you say, you are just flame-bait from a worthless unknown character so I have to give you 10/10.

EDIT: Ah! I see, you are just butthurt because you couldn't understand why someone would oppose a marketing gimmick. Good luck with that.

Nerodon
Gallente
Incapsulated Reality
Posted - 2011.07.28 16:59:00 - [25]
 

Edited by: Nerodon on 28/07/2011 17:01:46
Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Nerodon



More lack of evidence, I haven't been to Dodixie for years now and seeing as I could sell dumb crap on contracts at high prices while I was there I'd suggest that the entertainment was appreciated.

But like you say, you are just flame-bait from a worthless unknown character so I have to give you 10/10.


I guess I lied about leaving. I'm too entertained and still have some time on my lunch break.
Yes I am a worthless and unknown character and I assume myself.

And you may be right you haven't been in dodixie in a while, me neither actually, but that's where I first saw you, because you were making a big fuss in chat almost everyday.

Although you didn't seem to understand what I was trying to say, lack of evidence... Yes, lack of evidence. Evidence is quite irrelevant when it comes to reputation, because it can be based on nothing, based on looks, based on lies, misinterpretations, anything that fancies anyone for that matter. In your case, your reputation is that of a high class forum hog and attention *****. Doesn't matter if it's true of not, I believe it is, and I'm quite certain many others feel the same.

Your "defense" in these forums is pathetic, hiding behind the shield of "Lack of evidence" doesn't make you right. People don't bring up the evidence because they have better things to do in their lives than to extrapolate every word everyone says on a discussion forum!

And you know that, and you love when people fight you even if they are right, you like to tell them their wrong, that is the art of trolling, and you are a troll.

And because you've managed to make me lay this big post to say this means you actually won... 10/10 spank, 10/10...

EDIT: By the way, I wasn't butt hurt, I just thought it would be funny to call out your princess attitude, and I did, your lack of appropriate rhetoric pleased me, therefore I was satisfied with my counter-troll. Doesn't matter what people thought of it, and even less what you thought of it, I had my enjoyment.

Taedrin
Gallente
Kushan Industrial
Posted - 2011.07.28 17:00:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: malus mendax
Originally by: Lady Spank
If it's so easy to prove you would have done so rather than cry about something you don't understand.

You, on the other hand...


Stop being such a hypocrite, you should not try to hide your troll nature while calling others trolls.


Lady Spank is many things, but a troll s/he is not. Yes, Lady Spank is oftentimes hostile, condescending, and revels in carebear tears. But I have rarely seen Lady Spank post a thread on the forums with the sole intention of attracting flames.

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.07.28 17:05:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Taedrin
Lady Spank is many things, but a troll s/he is not. Yes, Lady Spank is oftentimes hostile, condescending, and revels in carebear tears. But I have rarely seen Lady Spank post a thread on the forums with the sole intention of attracting flames.


Thank you.

It's nice to see an intelligent poster from time to time.

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.07.28 17:09:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Nerodon
EDIT: By the way, I wasn't butt hurt, I just thought it would be funny to call out your princess attitude, and I did, your lack of appropriate rhetoric pleased me, therefore I was satisfied with my counter-troll. Doesn't matter what people thought of it, and even less what you thought of it, I had my enjoyment.


You were 'counter-arguing' something that had already been discussed in the topic and any response would have simply been a waste of time, since, as you admit, you were just trying to troll me.

Feel free to cry about it and still fail to provide any evidence.

Ruze Ahkor'Murkon
Amarr
No Applicable Corporation
Posted - 2011.07.28 17:42:00 - [29]
 

First, I have irrefutable proof that CCP promised their interns that they would absolutely never run out of paper again due to a change in management styles. If I remember correctly, the exact wording of said subterfuge was "We'll try to keep paper on hand, guys." Obvious betrayal is obvious.

Secondly, I personally resent the fact that CCP is spending money on biscuits when there are obvious changes needed in EvE. Every dime they get from us should be spent DIRECTLY on improving this game, else they are outright thieves. How dare they use OUR investment on such frivolous crap as this?

These fine examples, Tom, are just more proof that CCP is indeed the worst game development company I ever hired. I do believe that I will seek legal restitution for their gross negligence, since I have put so much money into their company and thus own it, at least in part. Their lack of living up to our verbal agreement is outright criminal!

Thank you, Tom. And CCP, you shall hear from my attorney! I'm currently cancelling all 50 accounts ...

Solhild
Posted - 2011.07.28 17:58:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Nerodon
EDIT: By the way, I wasn't butt hurt, I just thought it would be funny to call out your princess attitude, and I did, your lack of appropriate rhetoric pleased me, therefore I was satisfied with my counter-troll. Doesn't matter what people thought of it, and even less what you thought of it, I had my enjoyment.


You were 'counter-arguing' something that had already been discussed in the topic and any response would have simply been a waste of time, since, as you admit, you were just trying to troll me.

Feel free to cry about it and still fail to provide any evidence.



All of this in a Tom Gerard thread!

EVE forums give me entertaining banter with the odd valid point, good idea or funny stupid comment. A great way to waste time on holiday without a game client.

Keep it coming please Very Happy


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