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Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.07.20 23:44:00 - [1]
 

Must be US EASTERN time Zone or able to accommodate said time zone.
Must be bi or lesbian
Must be athletic and healthy
Must be intelligent and sophisticated
Must have at least 20m skill points
Must Fly a Proteus and understand the irony behind a psychology major flying one
Bonus: IQ above 145
Bonus: Psychology Major and/or Law Major
Bonus: Has a monocle

Note: If you already have a wide variety of attractive clothes and outfits that is fine. I may at my discretion purchase outfits for you to wear for me. You may keep these even after your contract has expired for whatever reason.

Depending on performance and compatibility of the above listed vectors you can expect to earn between 800Mil-2.8Bill an hr.

All Level V
Posted - 2011.07.20 23:46:00 - [2]
 

what if your skill points are maxed? does that get bonus?

Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.07.20 23:48:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: All Level V
what if your skill points are maxed? does that get bonus?


Sure.. The bonus will affect the pay per hr.. There are also bonus payments that I issue at random intervals dependent on the above listed bonus factors.

Mspaine
Amarr
Ministry of War
Posted - 2011.07.21 11:28:00 - [4]
 

Edited by: Mspaine on 21/07/2011 12:06:28
If you can get past the fact i fly a dirty dirty Legion instead of a Proteus.....

I might be able to give you a hand :P

Or a foot if that's your'e thing.

Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.07.21 14:01:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Mspaine
Edited by: Mspaine on 21/07/2011 12:06:28
If you can get past the fact i fly a dirty dirty Legion instead of a Proteus.....

I might be able to give you a hand :P

Or a foot if that's your'e thing.


Send me a mail ingame.

Imiarr Timshae
Caldari
Funny Men In Funny Hats
Posted - 2011.07.21 17:45:00 - [6]
 

What if I qualify for everything but play a male character? Laughing

Iloni Atoriandra
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2011.07.21 19:11:00 - [7]
 

I have a matching monocle.

Hatsumi Kobayashi
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2011.07.21 19:14:00 - [8]
 

I meet all of your prerequisites. My IQ is 142. I am a french literature major planning to take further classes in documentation and archiving. I do not own a monocle but I am quite proud of my 'Sterling' dress blouse (dust).

I would have shown a great deal of interest in your offer but, unfortunately, facial tattoos, black rouge and monocles are complete turnoffs. Should you decide to modify your appearance in the near future, you may contact me.

Thank you.

Vir Mihir
Posted - 2011.07.21 19:16:00 - [9]
 

I can be a tranny for you ;)

Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.07.21 20:09:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Hatsumi Kobayashi
I meet all of your prerequisites. My IQ is 142. I am a french literature major planning to take further classes in documentation and archiving. I do not own a monocle but I am quite proud of my 'Sterling' dress blouse (dust).

I would have shown a great deal of interest in your offer but, unfortunately, facial tattoos, black rouge and monocles are complete turnoffs. Should you decide to modify your appearance in the near future, you may contact me.

Thank you.


Please post or send me a pic of yourself irl and I will consider it.

Hatsumi Kobayashi
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2011.07.21 23:14:00 - [11]
 

Evemail sent v0v

Inanna NiKunni
Posted - 2011.07.22 18:35:00 - [12]
 

this looks like an interesting proposition


 

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