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Ladie Scarlet
Amarr
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.07.20 20:04:00 - [31]
 

Originally by: Cyaron wars
Dejavu? Wait, can it happen 4 times in a row? Coz this is 4th time I see goon propaganda before they lose all their space and disband. will there be a 5th time? Last time it was TCF who gave goons their space. Who's gonna shelter them next?

Your mom has made an attractive offer.

Helen
Amarr
ReviveX Fleet
White Noise.
Posted - 2011.07.20 21:32:00 - [32]
 

Obviously the best thing to do is post.

Never stop posting.

Roboticus420
Amarr
Ever Flow
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2011.07.20 22:09:00 - [33]
 

Edited by: Roboticus420 on 20/07/2011 22:11:05
Edited by: Roboticus420 on 20/07/2011 22:10:29
I see the iriony in the 7 steps mentioned. lol. What invasion,woke up 1 morning an thought if DC wont fight us may aswell have a few lols in VFK,an see the DC blob in action, pretty much how it was.DC has very little quality. Got a huge number of noobs. An even Clueless Noobs when given grosely good odds can some how end up winning a fight rofl. Its metaphorically speaking like ants killing a spider.I do believe on the most part 80% of any DC fleet is made up of horribly fit ships with a Special needs case sitting at the helm. Lagg and massively outnumbering your oppersition is the only tactics that work for DC. If theres ever a balanced fight, or anything vuagely close to a balanced fight. DC end up crying in local an burning the fleet. My 50pence worth has been added =D o/

Daniel limb
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.07.20 22:26:00 - [34]
 

and these two posts back to back are why WN drive that bus

Jimmy Duce
Gallente
Chaotic Tranquility
Posted - 2011.07.20 22:26:00 - [35]
 

Originally by: Roboticus420
Edited by: Roboticus420 on 20/07/2011 22:11:05
Edited by: Roboticus420 on 20/07/2011 22:10:29
I see the iriony in the 7 steps mentioned. lol. What invasion,woke up 1 morning an thought if DC wont fight us may aswell have a few lols in VFK,an see the DC blob in action, pretty much how it was.DC has very little quality. Got a huge number of noobs. An even Clueless Noobs when given grosely good odds can some how end up winning a fight rofl. Its metaphorically speaking like ants killing a spider.I do believe on the most part 80% of any DC fleet is made up of horribly fit ships with a Special needs case sitting at the helm. Lagg and massively outnumbering your oppersition is the only tactics that work for DC. If theres ever a balanced fight, or anything vuagely close to a balanced fight. DC end up crying in local an burning the fleet. My 50pence worth has been added =D o/



You had to edit this twice and yet you still sound, I don't know, kinda mad?

Sverige Pahis
Caldari
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.07.20 23:09:00 - [36]
 

Edited by: Sverige Pahis on 20/07/2011 23:12:10
Edited by: Sverige Pahis on 20/07/2011 23:10:44
Lose a ****fit stealth bomber in VFK to recons and battleships -> make a mad incoherent post on CAOD. PS if we won't fight you how come I have scores of killmails from the past week?

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10168730

e: but hey if NC[dot] contributed more than a few ****caged supercaps and stealth bombers things might have turned out differently
ee: oh that's right, they did, and still got ****d.

Laney Collins
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.07.20 23:57:00 - [37]
 

Originally by: Roboticus420
Edited by: Roboticus420 on 20/07/2011 22:11:05
Edited by: Roboticus420 on 20/07/2011 22:10:29
I see the iriony in the 7 steps mentioned. lol. What invasion,woke up 1 morning an thought if DC wont fight us may aswell have a few lols in VFK,an see the DC blob in action, pretty much how it was.DC has very little quality. Got a huge number of noobs. An even Clueless Noobs when given grosely good odds can some how end up winning a fight rofl. Its metaphorically speaking like ants killing a spider.I do believe on the most part 80% of any DC fleet is made up of horribly fit ships with a Special needs case sitting at the helm. Lagg and massively outnumbering your oppersition is the only tactics that work for DC. If theres ever a balanced fight, or anything vuagely close to a balanced fight. DC end up crying in local an burning the fleet. My 50pence worth has been added =D o/


>Whines about goons whining
>Whines about unfair fights

JohnHoe
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.07.21 01:30:00 - [38]
 

Hey guys.

Ladie Scarlet
Amarr
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.07.21 05:39:00 - [39]
 

Originally by: Roboticus420
Edited by: Roboticus420 on 20/07/2011 22:11:05
Edited by: Roboticus420 on 20/07/2011 22:10:29
I see the iriony in the 7 steps mentioned. lol. What invasion,woke up 1 morning an thought if DC wont fight us may aswell have a few lols in VFK,an see the DC blob in action, pretty much how it was.DC has very little quality. Got a huge number of noobs. An even Clueless Noobs when given grosely good odds can some how end up winning a fight rofl. Its metaphorically speaking like ants killing a spider.I do believe on the most part 80% of any DC fleet is made up of horribly fit ships with a Special needs case sitting at the helm. Lagg and massively outnumbering your oppersition is the only tactics that work for DC. If theres ever a balanced fight, or anything vuagely close to a balanced fight. DC end up crying in local an burning the fleet. My 50pence worth has been added =D o/

You edited this twice and it's still incomprehensible.

Command 00
Caldari
NED-Clan
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.07.21 07:08:00 - [40]
 

Originally by: JohnHoe
Hey guys.


Hi

Jacob Caldaron
Caldari
OMGWTFBBQTIME
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
Posted - 2011.07.21 07:30:00 - [41]
 

Originally by: Roboticus420
Edited by: Roboticus420 on 20/07/2011 22:11:05
Edited by: Roboticus420 on 20/07/2011 22:10:29
I see the iriony in the 7 steps mentioned. lol. What invasion,woke up 1 morning an thought if DC wont fight us may aswell have a few lols in VFK,an see the DC blob in action, pretty much how it was.DC has very little quality. Got a huge number of noobs. An even Clueless Noobs when given grosely good odds can some how end up winning a fight rofl. Its metaphorically speaking like ants killing a spider.I do believe on the most part 80% of any DC fleet is made up of horribly fit ships with a Special needs case sitting at the helm. Lagg and massively outnumbering your oppersition is the only tactics that work for DC. If theres ever a balanced fight, or anything vuagely close to a balanced fight. DC end up crying in local an burning the fleet. My 50pence worth has been added =D o/


Firstly, learn to type.

Secondly, NC. complaining about lags and blobs.. are you super serial? I mean c'mon, that's how the ruskies & co. won the "fight" for the north in the first place: massive numbers. Sure the NC couldn't probably defend itself and was the one that blobbed so much all those years ago. But how childish can you be to be mad at the NC for blobbing, then blob them yourself, then not a month later you start crying about some other group blobbing you.

Grow up, or get better at Eve. Don't know if you prefer bigger rl-peen or e-peen..Laughing

Myz Toyou
Minmatar
the Organ Grinder and Company
Posted - 2011.07.21 09:41:00 - [42]
 

Did someone draw a line in the sand in VFK already ?


Aracimia Wolfe
Amarr
The Cursed Navy
Important Internet Spaceship League
Posted - 2011.07.21 11:02:00 - [43]
 

Originally by: Myz Toyou
Did someone draw a line in the sand in VFK already ?




No, we built sandcastles instead, and they totally failed to knock them over

Lexia Stone
Minmatar
Soul Snatchers
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
Posted - 2011.07.21 11:09:00 - [44]
 

Edited by: Lexia Stone on 21/07/2011 11:10:42
Originally by: Myz Toyou
Did someone draw a line in the sand in VFK already ?




Someone made a giant space phallus out of mobile warp disruptors, not sure about any lines though.

Edit: Apparently CCP don't like people talking about human anatomy.

ChaeDoc II
Gallente
Sigillum Militum Xpisti
Important Internet Spaceship League
Posted - 2011.07.21 12:49:00 - [45]
 

Originally by: Roboticus420
Edited by: Roboticus420 on 20/07/2011 22:11:05
Edited by: Roboticus420 on 20/07/2011 22:10:29
I see the iriony in the 7 steps mentioned. lol. What invasion,woke up 1 morning an thought if DC wont fight us may aswell have a few lols in VFK,an see the DC blob in action, pretty much how it was.DC has very little quality. Got a huge number of noobs. An even Clueless Noobs when given grosely good odds can some how end up winning a fight rofl. Its metaphorically speaking like ants killing a spider.I do believe on the most part 80% of any DC fleet is made up of horribly fit ships with a Special needs case sitting at the helm. Lagg and massively outnumbering your oppersition is the only tactics that work for DC. If theres ever a balanced fight, or anything vuagely close to a balanced fight. DC end up crying in local an burning the fleet. My 50pence worth has been added =D o/


I think you're massively overpricing your opinion but just pretending we're on an intellectually level playing field for a moment i'll offer you this...

You tried to outblob the VFK defence with supercaps by taking down their Cyno Jammer. To do that you would have had to out-blob their sub caps with sub caps. You failed at that so now you're here complaining about their blob being bigger than yours when you tried to have the bigger blob yourselves? You're joking, right?

ChaeDoc II
Gallente
Sigillum Militum Xpisti
Important Internet Spaceship League
Posted - 2011.07.21 12:51:00 - [46]
 

Originally by: Lexia Stone
Edited by: Lexia Stone on 21/07/2011 11:10:42
Originally by: Myz Toyou
Did someone draw a line in the sand in VFK already ?




Someone made a giant space phallus out of mobile warp disruptors, not sure about any lines though.

Edit: Apparently CCP don't like people talking about human anatomy.


Got a bit tricky when 13 yr olds logged into Goon mumble and Mittani suggested they go blow a bubble.

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.07.21 14:26:00 - [47]
 


Now that you turtled up and blue balled the only Alliances willing to fart in your general direction, what is TESTGoonDOTs plan moving forward?

Your extensive combat history shows that you have only ever:

A) Been dragged along as a meat shield by the NC….Wink

Or

B) Poured yourselves into a target system to camp it forever……YARRRR!!


You abandoned RZ/MM/MH allowing hostile Alliances to take all your northern border space whom you hide from each time they fleet up or (See Option B above). I know you will be busy grinding the assets back which they took from you as you sobbed about Supers for weeks, but what’s the plan after that?...ugh

NC is gone and can’t drag your bloated carcass around and both TESTGoonDOT are not capable of leading any kind of campaign. Will you go back to building Super Caps that you cried about all this time?

Please tell us you have a plan!!!!!...Shocked
.

Kayl Breinhar
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.07.21 14:41:00 - [48]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot

Now that you turtled up and blue balled the only Alliances willing to fart in your general direction, what is TESTGoonDOTs plan moving forward?

Your extensive combat history shows that you have only ever:

A) Been dragged along as a meat shield by the NC….Wink

Or

B) Poured yourselves into a target system to camp it forever……YARRRR!!


You abandoned RZ/MM/MH allowing hostile Alliances to take all your northern border space whom you hide from each time they fleet up or (See Option B above). I know you will be busy grinding the assets back which they took from you as you sobbed about Supers for weeks, but what’s the plan after that?...ugh

NC is gone and can’t drag your bloated carcass around and both TESTGoonDOT are not capable of leading any kind of campaign. Will you go back to building Super Caps that you cried about all this time?

Please tell us you have a plan!!!!!...Shocked
.


You sir, are no RoyofCA.

However, you can rectify this with an M9 and a rented Chevy Cobalt. Get to it.

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.07.21 14:51:00 - [49]
 


RoyofCA are some tough shoes to fill but I can always tell I’ve hit my target when you pop from your hole to poast a response……Wink
.

Darashan
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.07.21 17:08:00 - [50]
 

Edited by: Darashan on 21/07/2011 17:09:16
Originally by: Kayl Breinhar
Originally by: Snot Shot

Now that you turtled up and blue balled the only Alliances willing to fart in your general direction, what is TESTGoonDOTs plan moving forward?

Your extensive combat history shows that you have only ever:

A) Been dragged along as a meat shield by the NC….Wink

Or

B) Poured yourselves into a target system to camp it forever……YARRRR!!


You abandoned RZ/MM/MH allowing hostile Alliances to take all your northern border space whom you hide from each time they fleet up or (See Option B above). I know you will be busy grinding the assets back which they took from you as you sobbed about Supers for weeks, but what’s the plan after that?...ugh

NC is gone and can’t drag your bloated carcass around and both TESTGoonDOT are not capable of leading any kind of campaign. Will you go back to building Super Caps that you cried about all this time?

Please tell us you have a plan!!!!!...Shocked
.


You sir, are no RoyofCA.

However, you can rectify this with an M9 and a rented Chevy Cobalt. Get to it.


Its all true, I am fat and I never get into fleet. However, unlike the NC I am too fat to be bribed into failure; that alone is my job! And too lazy to sell supers to the people molesting me in the bathroom...ughughYARRRR!!NeutralArrowIdeaQuestionExclamationWinkRolling EyesTwisted EvilEvil or Very MadCrying or Very sadEmbarassedRazzMadLaughingCoolConfusedShockedSurprisedSmileVery Happy

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.07.21 17:32:00 - [51]
 


Now that’s the type of poasting goonies are known for!!! And the fact that you had to edit it makes it perfect……Laughing
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Ladie Scarlet
Amarr
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.07.21 17:57:00 - [52]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot

Now that’s the type of poasting goonies are known for!!! And the fact that you had to edit it makes it perfect……Laughing
.

Your posting isn't even worthy of 4chan.

Jacob Caldaron
Caldari
OMGWTFBBQTIME
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
Posted - 2011.07.21 18:55:00 - [53]
 

Originally by: Ladie Scarlet
Originally by: Snot Shot

Now that’s the type of poasting goonies are known for!!! And the fact that you had to edit it makes it perfect……Laughing
.

Your posting isn't even worthy of 4chan.


Let him be... his utter unimportance ingame has to be compensated... he's just trying to be "cool" on the CAOD forums, you know.. those forums where people of important alliances post! Oh wait...

Kitty Vintner
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.07.21 19:05:00 - [54]
 

Edited by: Kitty Vintner on 21/07/2011 19:05:43
Originally by: Roboticus420
.I do believe on the most part 80% of any DC fleet is made up of horribly fit ships with a Special needs case sitting at the helm.


99% of CFC doesn't even fit their fleet ships, they're bought prefit from contracts like a Happy Meal. Honestly surprised every other alliance doesn't do this. Serioustalk, go find a GSF welp and look at the mael, scorp, scimi or huginn fits. Hth whatever terrible alliance you're in be less bad.

e: Confirming we're special needs.

Goddess Ishtar
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.07.21 19:53:00 - [55]
 

Originally by: Kitty Vintner
Serioustalk, go find a GSF welp and look at the mael, scorp, scimi or huginn fits. Hth whatever terrible alliance you're in be less bad.

e: Confirming we're special needs.

tbh Snot Shot wouldn't know a good fit if it gave him a reacharound. Take a look at his stealth bomber fits from any of the many, many times he's been popped in EC-.

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.07.21 20:25:00 - [56]
 

Originally by: Kitty Vintner
Edited by: Kitty Vintner on 21/07/2011 19:05:43
Originally by: Roboticus420
.I do believe on the most part 80% of any DC fleet is made up of horribly fit ships with a Special needs case sitting at the helm.


99% of CFC doesn't even fit their fleet ships, they're bought prefit from contracts like a Happy Meal. Honestly surprised every other alliance doesn't do this. Serioustalk, go find a GSF welp and look at the mael, scorp, scimi or huginn fits. Hth whatever terrible alliance you're in be less bad.

e: Confirming we're special needs.

Are you trying to say that TESTGoonDOT pilots are just a "pants on head, whacky, madcap, and zany" bunch?? …… Who could ever lose to such a whacky bunch....Shocked

Next you will be telling us that many of you are blind, have no arms, and work your mouse with a broomstick duct taped into your......... mouths....Wink

For years now you have been telling us that goonies are a bunch of mushrooms that can only click a mouse………. and we still believe this, but now you slip up and expose the fact that someone puts all your spec fitted happy meal ships up on contract!!!! You mean to tell me that the majority of your 500 man alpha fleets are in sync and only require the average ADD goonie to be shooting at the same target for the briefest of moments?? Who could ever lose to such a whacky bunch!!

Btw nice touch with having to edit that poast as well……Laughing

If anyone wants a copy of some of my favorite Hound fits feel free to convo me..............cuz I'm zany tooooo!!
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Kitty Vintner
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.07.21 20:36:00 - [57]
 

You just repeated what I said, but somehow managed to say nothing with more words. Good job?

Feligast
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.07.21 20:51:00 - [58]
 

IF anyone wants to invade Deklein, just leave a bucket of KFC chicken in Fade. Everyone knows goons can't resist greasy food.

Kayl Breinhar
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.07.21 20:54:00 - [59]
 

1. Make a better internet spaceship game.
2. Occupy Deklein when we leave. Hope you enjoy no office slots and salted-earth production queues.
3. Discover you can't sell any of that sweet technetium because nearly everyone else has left as well.
4. Cancel your own account.

So...get to coding. :)

Jimmy Duce
Gallente
Chaotic Tranquility
Posted - 2011.07.21 21:13:00 - [60]
 

Is this the thread where Snot says he's right and we are wrong and uses way too many emotes?


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