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Yblarbo Janks
Caldari
Veto.
Posted - 2011.07.19 16:19:00 - [1]
 

Hello, Janks here.

The piracy work has taken a toll on the Janks as of late - carpel tunnel is setting in on the finger tips that do the button pressing. Lucky for Janks, the pain is isolated only in finger tips and not the entire wrist, else he'll have to rely more on his social skills on weekends, and quite a few know how much of a shipwreck that can be.

So Janks formally is requesting some vacation time from Verone this week, and going fishing! Fishing barely uses the finger tips, as you can hold a rod in one hand and wedge the spinnerdohickey between fingers. Janks also has a long bendy straw, so that the rum punch can be placed in pitchers next to him, and he can drink without really lifting a finger, as long as his neck mouth straw coordinational skills are up not impaired (which they normally are AFTER the first pitcher). Being a medical leave, Janks should be able to expense some of the trip out, allowing him to splurge.

The only problem, Janks doesn't know where to go.

Being a pirate, Janks never really has looked at planets in his extensive travels through space. Oh, he's had to hide around a few for 15 minutes at a time often enough - but those 15 minutes are spent on ship scanners more than looking out the driver side window. He's spied a few in his time out of the corner of his eye, but never jotted down system names. Even if he did, he's not sure which would be the best... so here we are!

Janks is looking for a lovely water planet with the following criteria :

  • Good Fishing Reputation - boat rentals and piers mandatory

  • At least one Cabana Boy on call. Two preferred so one can take orders in the front while one is filling orders in the back

  • A Cantina to cook fresh fish, or provide fresh fish in case the Rum Punch consumption took priority over fishing

  • Lowsec or Nullsec, near Goinard (this is really important and shoulda been at the top)

  • Comfy hammocks tied to trees


If anyone can help the Janks out finding such an ideal vacation spot, he would be happy enough to possibly mail postcards. Those good ones, with people in thongs on the beach with sayings such as "The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful!"

Thanks in advance !

The Janks


Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
Posted - 2011.07.19 16:30:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: Andreus Ixiris on 19/07/2011 16:30:57
Hey Janks, if you want, you can borrow my summer home on Erme VIII. I don't see myself using it anytime soon. Erme VIII's got large tropical areas which are brilliant for fishing, and the place I had constructed for myself is situated in the shade of a local forest, within twenty minutes drive of the nearest beach. All mod-cons, good air-conditioning. Never was a fishing man myself, so you'll have to bring all the equipment for that with you.

I mean, it's not lowsec, but surely you can smuggle yourself in if you really need to.

Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Moira.
Posted - 2011.07.19 16:48:00 - [3]
 

I know there's a lovely oceanic planet somewhere around Mod where I go scuba diving.

Otherwise, I have some beautiful seas on Amod III we could go. I would love to learn to fish!


 

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