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Feligast
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.07.25 20:23:00 - [61]
 

Originally by: General Windypops
Edited by: General Windypops on 25/07/2011 20:19:27
I believe it's also mandatory for some obese, sweaty sounding scando to suddenly start jabbering in hurdy gurdy talk mistaking the fleet channel for the one he shares with his fat, wheezing friends before being kicked.

It's also obligatory for some cheery, geeky sounding american to join the channel in the middle of a major op and say 'Howdy, folks. Anything happening?'. In such circumtances, the appropriate response is 4 minutes of utter silence to make them feel awkward.


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And, I believe, in order, that would be DurrHurrDurr and DaBigRedBoat, amirite?

Abdiel Kavash
Caldari
Paladin Order
Fidelas Constans
Posted - 2011.07.26 11:10:00 - [62]
 

"Hold on gate! Those who jumped, reship and come back."

"I need one Drake pilot to jump through and link their lossmail, I want to see the enemy fleet composition."

"Anyone who's in a Drake, Raven, Myrmidon and other crap, warp to the gate, draw hostile fire until the friendly Vulture comes through. Then reship to a real ship."

"Suicide tackle did their job well. Now we need more suicide tackle in fleet."

Kunming
Amarr
T.H.U.G L.I.F.E
Xenon-Empire
Posted - 2011.07.26 11:49:00 - [63]
 

"Push him through" - Aggro target on one side of the gate so jumps into the camp on the other side

"FC: Going down, X-pilot take the lead" - Pretty obvious

"GET OUT! GET OUT!" - Last words of FC, things went really bad, ECM jam tacklers everyone else try to warp/jump out.

Andski
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.07.26 14:02:00 - [64]
 

"Guys I have an officer spawn, dropping w's in fleet" - Fleet count

Ottersmacker
Amarr
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.07.26 17:06:00 - [65]
 

Edited by: Ottersmacker on 26/07/2011 17:08:59
I've been using "align x" for "warp x" for years now.
100% of The Dirty Rotten Scoundrels also does this.

Karl Kegel
Caldari
Blueprint Haus
Get Off My Lawn
Posted - 2011.07.27 14:03:00 - [66]
 

"Stop dying, you stupid &@$#s!" - We are losing the battle due to incompetent FC'ing.

James Arget
Caldari
Future Corps
Sleeper Social Club
Posted - 2011.07.27 20:47:00 - [67]
 

May be redundant, but "W-up in fleet for warp in" and "Warp to W's in fleet". When we have a person giving a warp in, they drop wwwwww in fleet to indicate they're the person to warp to. I didn't encounter it at all when in Uni, only when I moved to null briefly.

islador
Gallente
Frontier Explorer's League
Posted - 2011.07.27 21:44:00 - [68]
 

You got all the big ones I like, but I've got some customs too.

  • Bug Out - Warp off, don't care where
  • Rally Point Xyz - Fleet needs to get to X system at Y location at z distance
  • X Light the Candle - X turn on the cynosural field generator
  • Split A/B/C - Split the gang into command groups based on squads, follow those commands
  • X Alpha - Declare an FC for Alpha squad/wing
  • Alpha {order} - Order only alpha squad to follow the given command
  • Call Points - Once you've got a point on something, report in coms
  • Cloakies Hold - Falcons etc stay cloaked and head for tactically viable positions
  • Got Tacticals on X? - Asking for bookmarks out past warp range on celestial X
  • Bait X - Volunteers for baiting x up and link their ships for FC selection
  • Probes Out XY - Declare you are launching probes of X type and Y count
  • X Status? - FC query for status of person/squad/objective X
  • GF Agro - FC's leaving to get laid, fleet is over
  • Fleets Public - Fleet advert is up so stop asking for an invite ya queers
  • Links Up - Alert the fleet to range/tactic changing warfare links becoming active
  • Fleet Chat - Alert the FC to check fleet chat
  • Clear Coms - STFU in voice coms

Lyris Nairn
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.07.28 01:40:00 - [69]
 

BARK BARK BARK BARK
Okay guys I need you to
BARK BARK
Who said anything about
BARK BARK BARK
Oh my god how can you be so
BARK BARK
Warp to planet BARK BARK warp to planet BARK
WHY DID YOU WARP TO PLANET SIX I SAID WARP TO PLANET SEVEN

Ynot Eyob
Minmatar
Nisroc Angels
The Obsidian Front
Posted - 2011.07.28 11:56:00 - [70]
 

Mayday Mayday!! - FC needs more beer, WCs take over

--

Anyway, this is an interesting OP. Iv found a few iv never thought of nore heard but well usefull.

Also, never use the word jump, unless fleet has to jump. A mistake often made when FC say Scout jump into X, and all of the surden you see half the fleet jump.

Harlequin D'Earth
Minmatar
The Littlest Hobos
En Garde
Posted - 2011.07.29 14:25:00 - [71]
 

Pretty interesting thread.

Most have been covered, couple more to tack on (that I might have missed on reading)

  • 'need eyes in x' - get a cloaky something to x system and relay intel

  • 'mwds are on/off' - when anchoring or aligning used to micro management cap to pull / close range

  • 'overheat hardeners' - normally in response to incoming bomb run

  • 'do not lemming' - attempts to lower the percentage of people who cannot tell the difference between align and warp, or hold and jump

  • 'align/warp/primary in broadcast' - while broadcasts are used throughout, specific use without saying target is used when spies are in comms and/or fleet to try and lower reaction time

  • 'cycle your guns, set auto-repeat off' - in high lag situations

Jones Bones
Minmatar
Burning Napalm
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2011.07.29 14:48:00 - [72]
 

"What ****ing part of starburst do you not understand? There's a reason you're in academy you dumb ****ing ****!"

"Who the **** warped? Align. Warp. They don't even ****ing sound the same. FCing you ***gots is worse than herding cats. I hope you are all dead by the end of this roam. May god have mercy on your souls."

Just over the past two nights.

Jaiimez C
Minmatar
Hostile Alcoholic Commanders
Posted - 2011.08.01 00:15:00 - [73]
 

Originally by: OriginalGanksta
Dock Up


Hey you guys have been getting good at that considering the ass kicking you guys are recieving.

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.08.01 00:39:00 - [74]
 

Originally by: Jaiimez C
Originally by: OriginalGanksta
Dock Up


Hey you guys have been getting good at that considering the ass kicking you guys are recieving.

cripes......everyones havin fun in this thread an you gotta come in and drop this turd on the bar....Rolling Eyes

Go ask your mom what "there's a time and a place" means yah nub...
.

Twisted Girl
Caldari
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2011.08.01 14:16:00 - [75]
 

Edited by: Twisted Girl on 01/08/2011 14:53:11
OWN EVERYTHING(Free fire)


"ARMOR HAACS, ARMOOOUUUR HAACs, ARMOUR HAAAACS !!!"(check your optimal target caller)

"I hope you all goes and dies in a ****ing fire, you ****ing ****s." (Shape up)

John Caffeine
Gallente
Fairlight Corp
Rooks and Kings
Posted - 2011.08.01 16:53:00 - [76]
 

Edited by: John Caffeine on 01/08/2011 16:53:39
- "Light cyno."
- "Jump through titan."
- "Enter Triage."

darkfuntime
Minmatar
Infinite Improbability Inc
Posted - 2011.08.01 17:11:00 - [77]
 

Edited by: darkfuntime on 01/08/2011 17:15:39
This is what fleet coms were like in W.I.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVq4_HhBK8Y

Suitonia
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.08.01 18:06:00 - [78]
 

I really wish Gunnery Sergeant Hartman was an FC, People miss-speaking during battlecomms would never be more awesome.


Dimitryy
Gallente
Broski Enterprises
Elite Space Guild
Posted - 2011.08.01 23:29:00 - [79]
 

Originally by: Heliarc

"Everybody warp to the gate...................at 50"

"Too late, already warped."
"Wait, what?"
"Oh ****, bubble"
"-1 abaddon"
"-1 abaddon"
"-1 scimitar"


Abaddons and scimitars, well theres your problem menge

Brusanan
Caldari
Sardaukar Merc Guild
General Tso's Alliance
Posted - 2011.08.01 23:44:00 - [80]
 

People use comms to coordinate fleets? In General Tso's we only use them to talk about male genitalia. Confused

Sverige Pahis
Caldari
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.08.02 02:33:00 - [81]
 

Edited by: Sverige Pahis on 02/08/2011 02:33:36
Originally by: Feligast
Originally by: General Windypops
Edited by: General Windypops on 25/07/2011 20:19:27
I believe it's also mandatory for some obese, sweaty sounding scando to suddenly start jabbering in hurdy gurdy talk mistaking the fleet channel for the one he shares with his fat, wheezing friends before being kicked.

It's also obligatory for some cheery, geeky sounding american to join the channel in the middle of a major op and say 'Howdy, folks. Anything happening?'. In such circumtances, the appropriate response is 4 minutes of utter silence to make them feel awkward.


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And, I believe, in order, that would be DurrHurrDurr and DaBigRedBoat, amirite?


My buddy Feligast sounds like a gentleman and a scholar on comms.

Qiu Shiang
Caldari
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
Posted - 2011.08.02 06:39:00 - [82]
 

Edited by: Qiu Shiang on 02/08/2011 06:40:06
Stop shooting the ____ - means stop shooting the ___

Kinda like this vid at 4:40

<3 u TEST

Skavenger
Amarr
Powerslave Inc.
Posted - 2011.08.02 09:03:00 - [83]
 

Originally by: Qiu Shiang
Edited by: Qiu Shiang on 02/08/2011 06:40:06
Stop shooting the ____ - means stop shooting the ___

Kinda like this vid at 4:40

<3 u TEST


lol that was me Embarassed

Also, fc- well f*** me = reship

Mograph
Caldari
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Posted - 2011.08.02 10:26:00 - [84]
 

Edited by: Mograph on 02/08/2011 10:27:32
"its like i was there"

Rebnott Valeri
Gallente
Reliables Inc
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.08.02 21:09:00 - [85]
 

GUYS!. Primary is [bark][bark][bark]

lacal
Minmatar
Ministry of Destruction
P I R A T E S
Posted - 2011.08.05 16:42:00 - [86]
 

"scoop the loot!"


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