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Posted - 2011.07.14 14:27:00 - [1]

I just can't stop laughing LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing

People are so adamant about being able to destroy clothes all I can think of is Fashion Police.

I think CCP needs to support this with new mechanics.
Maybe instead of a ship scanner they create a module for scanning clothes.
That way as a ships pass by the Fashion Police can view peoples outfits to make sure they conform to the standards.

You know like you can't were white before spring or is it summer ?
And you can only wear brown in the fall.
etc ,etc ,etc

And if the person is not conforming they can pod them without Concord intervention.
Maybe a ticketing function for small breaches (a visit from certain TV personalities to straighten up their act)

I definitely think has merit we should work on this.....

Azure Horizon
Posted - 2011.07.14 14:30:00 - [2]

have to admit, made me lol

Crouching Woman Hidden Cucumber
Posted - 2011.07.14 14:37:00 - [3]

make it happen CCP.

Aurelius Federation
Posted - 2011.07.14 14:40:00 - [4]

LOL ya know, you're pretty dead on there...

...when I read all the butthurt arguments about not being able to destroy monocles in space, I usually dive headlong into the who the **** cares arguments right off the bat.

But it is really pretty amusing to look at it from this POV, I think I may use this from now on.

Next time someone ***ches they can't kill someone cuz they do not like the clothes they're wearing, imma tell them to sign up for EVE Fashion Police corporation,

Very Happy

Isabelle Evotori
Posted - 2011.07.14 14:41:00 - [5]

what you can only wear brown in the fall....

God damnet.

Luigi Vercotti
Posted - 2011.07.14 15:05:00 - [6]

And it really becomes fun when you think that people on the other side of the equator have opposite seasons

Cipher Jones
Posted - 2011.07.14 15:22:00 - [7]

Edited by: Cipher Jones on 14/07/2011 15:22:48
Edited by: Cipher Jones on 14/07/2011 15:22:32
When they implement the new player policing of smugglers they should also implement the fashion police for sure.

Hey you, pay a monocle tax or be flagged for PvP!

Naran Eto
Posted - 2011.07.14 15:23:00 - [8]

That makes it two new careers for incarna! Fashion Police and Doorman!


Vera Cruz Alliance
Posted - 2011.07.14 15:45:00 - [9]

CCP, please allow us to salvage corpses

I wanna be a Monocle Collectorz

Posted - 2011.07.14 15:50:00 - [10]

Given the target prices for clothing (1 plex for affordable, and 3-4 plex for mid-tier,) I want the ability to make cheap knockoffs and counterfeit items.

NeX Pricing Strategy blog

Posted - 2011.07.14 16:13:00 - [11]

So okay we clearly have a problem in regards to fashion and space.
The hemisphere issue or even planets tend to have different seasons.
Let alone what about fashion diversity between planets how is that going to be accounted for ?

Will the be a custom's office with adjacent changing rooms just in case you are wearing something illegal.

Then there is the question of makeup.
Now I have learned that makeup changes with the time of year and even the time of day.
So I am wondering if there is makeup approved for space travel ?

I am sure CCP got an ear full when they hired the fashion consultant.
Perhaps we should get there input on how we are to deal with these dilemma's.

Cause if the fashion Police are going to enforce it that means that have to follow the rules too or it will be complete fashion anarchy out there !!!!

Aurelius Federation
Posted - 2011.07.14 16:18:00 - [12]


This thread needs to multiple exponentially for every sorry **** who keeps crying blood that he cannot kill someone just because they're wearing a NEX store shirt. Lord forbid they cry about something that actually effects gameplay like ship imbalances, or supercaps online... that would just be silly! CCP should be working on fashion models and hiring Versace to make lace nighties for all the female avatars so all the male pilots can scoop up and fondle sexy corpses after podding them! Clearly this is the only matter of any importance in our EVE!


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