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Saikoyu
Amarr
Rho Dynamics
Posted - 2011.07.13 04:58:00 - [1]
 

Today Rho Dynamics paid out profits to the 1,079 shares currently held outside the corporation, an amount that totaled 20 million isk. This is not as high as would be liked, but several issues drove profits down this quarter, including slower than expected development of planetary resources and research materials. These issues will be corrected in the 3rd quarter and it is expected to see a profit of at least 75 million shared out to share holders.

At this time Rho Dynamics is not selling any shares.

Aodha Khan
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.07.13 09:48:00 - [2]
 

*yawn*

You just wasted 1 minute of my life with this worthless corporations profit statement.

20 million?! Rolling Eyes

Tigerfish Torpedo
Underworld Protection Agency
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2011.07.13 10:11:00 - [3]
 

Fascinating...

Being but a humble combat pilot, I'm not quite 'up-to-speed' with modern day business practices. Therefore, I'm naturally interested to know what the 'buy-in' share price was, in order to receive this king's ransom of 18,500 ISK per share.

Quite honestly, a profit of 20 million for an entire quarter is simply shocking! It's a sad state of affairs when I can make more in 20 minutes than your entire corporation can generate in three months!

Personally, I'd be screaming for an audit if I owned shares in your meager operation. Better yet, allow me to suggest a way in which you could quadruple your investors' return. Have you thought about joining a null-sec alliance and actually ratting with 100% tax for a single day? Your profit from that alone would exceed 100 million ISK, and then you can keep your share holders happy and spend the other 90 odd days sitting around and chilling out!

People, call for an audit!

Tigerfish



Boma Airaken
Seekers of a Silent Paradise
Posted - 2011.07.13 15:23:00 - [4]
 

Shameful. Know when to fold them. That being said, I am open to buying Rho Dynamics shares for 1,000 isk each.

Tigerfish Torpedo
Underworld Protection Agency
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2011.07.13 15:48:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Boma Airaken
Shameful. Know when to fold them. That being said, I am open to buying Rho Dynamics shares for 1,000 isk each.


I'm willing to double your offer of 1,000 ISK per share, Boma!

Hereís why:

When I own all of the shares, I'll use my position as the majority shareholder to fire the CEO and install an evil genius who'll make the operation profitable. Personally, I'd run the corporation as a growing concern, selling information, taking photographs of (and then blackmailing) alliance leadership types who frequently use the services of unregistered exotic dancers and ladies of the night. I know several who are rumored to visit both on a regular basis! I could make billions!

From the current workforce of RHO, there would undoubtedly have to be some staffing changes. These would be broken down thusly;

Any attractive female members of their team would be pressed into service on my Flagship. Roles would include feeding me grapes and fanning me whilst I watch my servants perform live plays in my observatory. Any Brutors within the workforce will be sent for re-education at a very nice slave pen somewhere in Domain, and then the rest may carry on as normal.

Ö and no, Raze, Iím not being serious before you even suggest such a notion! I wouldnít spend money to re-educate the Brutors Ė Iíd put them into servitude for my own needs!

Tigerfish.

Raze Valadeus
Amarr
Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
Posted - 2011.07.13 15:56:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Tigerfish Torpedo
Originally by: Boma Airaken
Shameful. Know when to fold them. That being said, I am open to buying Rho Dynamics shares for 1,000 isk each.


I'm willing to double your offer of 1,000 ISK per share, Boma!

Hereís why:

When I own all of the shares, I'll use my position as the majority shareholder to fire the CEO and install an evil genius who'll make the operation profitable. Personally, I'd run the corporation as a growing concern, selling information, taking photographs of (and then blackmailing) alliance leadership types who frequently use the services of unregistered exotic dancers and ladies of the night. I know several who are rumored to visit both on a regular basis! I could make billions!

From the current workforce of RHO, there would undoubtedly have to be some staffing changes. These would be broken down thusly;

Any attractive female members of their team would be pressed into service on my Flagship. Roles would include feeding me grapes and fanning me whilst I watch my servants perform live plays in my observatory. Any Brutors within the workforce will be sent for re-education at a very nice slave pen somewhere in Domain, and then the rest may carry on as normal.

Ö and no, Raze, Iím not being serious before you even suggest such a notion! I wouldnít spend money to re-educate the Brutors Ė Iíd put them into servitude for my own needs!

Tigerfish.



I am unsure if it speaks ill or well of me that you would consider my response before it is even given.

Tigerfish Torpedo
Underworld Protection Agency
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2011.07.13 16:04:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Raze Valadeus
I am unsure if it speaks ill or well of me that you would consider my response before it is even given.


It speaks well of you, my friend! You're the honorable sort of fellow that I often aspire to become. If anyone needs convincing of the subtle line between my humor and my more questionable modus operandi, it's you.

I was right though, huh?

Tigerfish.

Raze Valadeus
Amarr
Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
Posted - 2011.07.13 16:37:00 - [8]
 

Correct indeed, my friend.

Boma Airaken
Seekers of a Silent Paradise
Posted - 2011.07.13 17:12:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Tigerfish Torpedo
Originally by: Boma Airaken
Shameful. Know when to fold them. That being said, I am open to buying Rho Dynamics shares for 1,000 isk each.


I'm willing to double your offer of 1,000 ISK per share, Boma!

Hereís why:

When I own all of the shares, I'll use my position as the majority shareholder to fire the CEO and install an evil genius who'll make the operation profitable. Personally, I'd run the corporation as a growing concern, selling information, taking photographs of (and then blackmailing) alliance leadership types who frequently use the services of unregistered exotic dancers and ladies of the night. I know several who are rumored to visit both on a regular basis! I could make billions!

From the current workforce of RHO, there would undoubtedly have to be some staffing changes. These would be broken down thusly;

Any attractive female members of their team would be pressed into service on my Flagship. Roles would include feeding me grapes and fanning me whilst I watch my servants perform live plays in my observatory. Any Brutors within the workforce will be sent for re-education at a very nice slave pen somewhere in Domain, and then the rest may carry on as normal.

Ö and no, Raze, Iím not being serious before you even suggest such a notion! I wouldnít spend money to re-educate the Brutors Ė Iíd put them into servitude for my own needs!

Tigerfish.



Damn you you fantastic bastard! Who sold you my plans!

Darina Rea
Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
Posted - 2011.07.13 18:23:00 - [10]
 

Edited by: Darina Rea on 13/07/2011 18:23:11
Thank you for the update Saikoyu.

And you two, three men, are equally disgusting.

Raze Valadeus
Amarr
Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
Posted - 2011.07.13 18:41:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Darina Rea
Edited by: Darina Rea on 13/07/2011 18:23:11
Thank you for the update Saikoyu.

And you two, three men, are equally disgusting.


I apologize if I have somehow offended or appeared inappropriate at all through this discussion, it was not at all my intention.

Shalee Lianne
Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
Posted - 2011.07.13 19:08:00 - [12]
 

Well this certainly is intriguing. Learn something new everyday.

Lucius Vindictus
Amarr
East Khanid Trading
Khanid Trade Syndicate
Posted - 2011.07.13 19:39:00 - [13]
 

Don't let anyone belittle your efforts. Every corporation started somewhere, and almost none thrived before having suffered some setbacks. I hope the next quarter will be more profitable for you.

What is your core business if I may ask, Lady Saikoyu?

Raze Valadeus
Amarr
Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
Posted - 2011.07.13 20:11:00 - [14]
 

I am inclined to echo Lord Vindictus' assessment of the situation. Your open policy regarding your quarterly statement will also help foster confidence in your business' operations which should help you attract clientele.

Tigerfish Torpedo
Underworld Protection Agency
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2011.07.14 16:34:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Lucius Vindictus
Don't let anyone belittle your efforts


Originally by: Raze Valadeus
I am inclined to echo Lord Vindictus' assessment of the situation. Your open policy regarding your quarterly statement will also help foster confidence in your business' operations which should help you attract clientele


Huh? Did I miss something here, or are you applauding the efforts of a corporation that managed to make a staggering profit of 222K ISK per day?!

So, 222K divided by their current staffing of four members means that each member of their corporation is responsible for having contributed a shattering sum of 55K per day! PER DAY! Thatís 24 whole hours, in which they made 55K each!

Each member of their team need only shoot one Sansha Juggernaut per day and they increase their profit margin exponentially.

Yet you suggest we donít belittle their efforts?

Simply ridiculous!

Tigerfish.

Raze Valadeus
Amarr
Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
Posted - 2011.07.14 16:39:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Tigerfish Torpedo
Originally by: Lucius Vindictus
Don't let anyone belittle your efforts


Originally by: Raze Valadeus
I am inclined to echo Lord Vindictus' assessment of the situation. Your open policy regarding your quarterly statement will also help foster confidence in your business' operations which should help you attract clientele


Huh? Did I miss something here, or are you applauding the efforts of a corporation that managed to make a staggering profit of 222K ISK per day?!

So, 222K divided by their current staffing of four members means that each member of their corporation is responsible for having contributed a shattering sum of 55K per day! PER DAY! Thatís 24 whole hours, in which they made 55K each!

Each member of their team need only shoot one Sansha Juggernaut per day and they increase their profit margin exponentially.

Yet you suggest we donít belittle their efforts?

Simply ridiculous!

Tigerfish.



55,000 ISK a day for each member of a fledgling company is at least a start, Captain Torpedo. How many people don't even bother taking the first step of a journey for fear they will fail? Or perhaps a loathing of the work involved? Perhaps it is simply lethargy?

Furthermore, I commended her openness regarding her quarterly statement, which will continue to increase confidence in her integrity and character - which could help to increase clientele, as well is employee dedication and morale. Both of which will serve to increase profit margins.

Finally, not everyone is in pursuit of combat and violence for ISK, Captain Torpedo.

The first step was taken.
Progress has been made (no matter how small it may seem to you).
The journey continues.


Yes, I am suggesting you should not belittle her efforts but rather commend them. If you are incapable of doing so, then perhaps it is better you simply not contribute to the discussion at all.

~R. Valadeus

Saikoyu
Amarr
Rho Dynamics
Posted - 2011.07.14 17:04:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Lucius Vindictus

What is your core business if I may ask, Lady Saikoyu?



Rho Dynamics is engaged in low teir support of research through supply of necessary materials to the market, as well as planetary development and industry. Unfortunately, during the last few months, much of my time has been devoted to planetside activities for the New Life Program, which I also admistrate. This has precluded my participation in many more traditional methods of capsuler work. Also, the other members of my corporation are either inactive or planetside with me in work on the New Life Program, and are unable to contribute to the corporate bottom line. I have hopes that this will change in the upcoming quarter to help boost productivity, but this is not necessary for future plans.

I thank you all for your interest in Rho Dynamics.

Aodha Khan
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.07.15 12:27:00 - [18]
 

Edited by: Aodha Khan on 15/07/2011 12:29:04
Originally by: Raze Valadeus
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55,000 ISK a day for each member of a fledgling company is at least a start, Captain Torpedo.



Corp founded 5 years ago. Fledgling? Check your facts before commenting, fool.

Raze Valadeus
Amarr
Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
Posted - 2011.07.15 12:51:00 - [19]
 

Edited by: Raze Valadeus on 15/07/2011 13:12:05
Edited by: Raze Valadeus on 15/07/2011 13:08:01
Edited by: Raze Valadeus on 15/07/2011 13:07:34
Originally by: Aodha Khan
Edited by: Aodha Khan on 15/07/2011 12:29:04
Originally by: Raze Valadeus

55,000 ISK a day for each member of a fledgling company is at least a start, Captain Torpedo.




I understand full well how old the corporation is, captain. I also understand that "fledgling" is a relative in terms of age, but I'll let you look up what it means on your own time.

Beyond that, the corporation is quite young compared to many others that currently populate New Eden and, based on their last public statement, they are still developing and working toward their final intended operational goals. This would officially make the corporation "fledgling" regardless of its age.



 

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