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Seraphim's Wrath
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:13:00 - [61]

End of the world is coming in 2012. Quick, send me all your stuff for safe keeping before it's too late

Riza Tok Snappu
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:13:00 - [62]

Boaz Hedion Merkava
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:15:00 - [63]

Edited by: Boaz Hedion Merkava on 08/07/2011 13:21:54

Can I post an image? Please?

Because this made me laugh loud!

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

I actually lolsnorted my drink over the keyboard when I saw it Laughing

So my neighbour came home yesterday, looked very sad. I asked him what happened to him and he said that bad things were happening to him all week. His wife left him, he wrecked his car, can't pay his bills his and dog died. The only positive thing, he said, was his aids test.

Very Happy

El Puerco
State Protectorate
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:15:00 - [64]


that's all

Khira Kitamatsu
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:17:00 - [65]

Serpents smile
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:20:00 - [66]

Sorry for my english, but well im from the Netherlands, we are used to throw cows at each other to communicate.

Xaifas Kyr'Ozch
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:20:00 - [67]

Edited by: Xaifas Kyr''Ozch on 08/07/2011 13:21:14
A crippled guy was chasing a mute pedestrian because the latter cursed his deaf friend!

Two birds on a tree. The first one ask the second one:
- What's the time?
The second one grabs a thermometer out of his pocket:
- Wednesday
Moral of the story?
Don't cat your bottle!

Posted - 2011.07.08 13:21:00 - [68]

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your #$%^@?"
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"
"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."

Tax Evasion Ltd
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:23:00 - [69]

Edited by: Vawd on 08/07/2011 13:23:41
Edited by: Vawd on 08/07/2011 13:23:08
I cannot think of anything funny to say, however this comic made me laugh.

Legion of The Damned.
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:24:00 - [70]

Atticus Fynch is a tool.

Jessica Shape
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:26:00 - [71]

do something constructive, buy a procession of pirate bs's and sd them one by one on the 4-4 undock. or eject from them in ss's for people to go hunt for. thats what id do if i were off.

Murev Vorchilde
End Game.
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:27:00 - [72]

incarna was the best patch ever

Pleadians Inc.
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:28:00 - [73]

Anyone got a good name for a goblin shaman?

The Fall From Grace
Journeys End Alliance
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:31:00 - [74]

1 Word ......... Monocle

Posted - 2011.07.08 13:32:00 - [75]

Posting in a thread full of scroungers.

(I'm not scrounging here, honest.)

Lea Swiftfoot
Callide Vulpis
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:34:00 - [76]

Edited by: Lea Swiftfoot on 08/07/2011 19:08:54
A Sesamee Street bus
Once there was this bus which happened to be from Sesamee Street. On the bus were some very strange people with very strange things to do. First there were two identical twins whose names were both Pattie. They were very big and muscular, especially for women. Next there was a man named Ross. He was a extrodinary guy so he was dubbed "Special Ross". After that there was a hefty, overweight man named Leonard. Since his cheeks were so puffy people decided to nickname him "Leonard Cheeks". Finally, all the people on the bus had bunions at which they feverously picked and scratched.

What do we call this bus filled with strange people? Of course; we call them: "Two all-beef Patties, Special Ross, Leonard Cheeks, pickin' bunions, on a Sesamee Street bus!"

The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?

Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.

Bob the'Cyno
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:35:00 - [77]

And I was about to give you all my ISK, sad day.....

Middle Finger Technology
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:36:00 - [78]

For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw Little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Johnny told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike."

Zabby Gabby
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:37:00 - [79]

Might I ask how you managed to acquire so much isk?

Trading? Scamming? Non-stop 23/7 Mission Running?

I have to know Sad

Anyway... Something funny, makes me crack up every time (From omgrawr)

GM Guard > I must ask you not to use the petition option like this again but i personally would finish the chicken sandwich first so it wont go to waste. The spaghetti will keep and you can use it the next time you get hungry. Best regards.

(A Mod's reply to an unknown petition)

Khira Kitamatsu
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:38:00 - [80]

Edited by: Khira Kitamatsu on 08/07/2011 13:38:18
If this doesn't make you laugh you are dead.

Watch this <<< LMAO!

Shelby GT
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:39:00 - [81]

I farted during sex the other day when my misses jumped on top and woke the baby up ;/

No sex, and well had to go watch my baby ;(

Xaifas Kyr'Ozch
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:43:00 - [82]

Made a trailer for Incarna:

Click to watch

Midnight Poe
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:44:00 - [83]

I'm as confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market.

Cpt Greagor
Liquid Relief
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:50:00 - [84]

Originally by: Mystical Might
Can I haz ur stuff? YARRRR!!

And don't let the door hit ya on the way out, or CCP'll get mad about you vandalizing it with your blood.
Probably make you pay AURUM to fix it.

How's he going to let the door hit him on the way out? The door doesn't even open.

Sharp Dressed Man
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:52:00 - [85]

My problem is that i'm just not funny.
I'm a pain in the ass.
I could post all kind of pics or jokes from someone else but that's stil someone else trying to be funny. So that actualy does not count does it?
I could try to be funny but that wil cost you a large amound of isk just in case i'm trying to be funny and people laughing at me making a fool of myself. In that case i would like to be compensated.
Do you get my point?
Now bugger of cause i'm in a bad mood

Ayame Yubari
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:54:00 - [86]

Edited by: Ayame Yubari on 08/07/2011 13:55:00
Myself, I am the castrated b-ollocks.

Posted - 2011.07.08 13:55:00 - [87]

Meep meep!

Nunc aut Nunquam
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:56:00 - [88]

Crash Enburn
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:59:00 - [89]

We will look at what our players do and less of what they say.

Heroltior Ghedonia
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:59:00 - [90]

The Platypus is natures way of saying "I put this together out of leftover parts I found on the shop room floor, and it can still ****ing destroy you."

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