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Laney Collins Collins
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:41:00 - [31]

Im a day old newbie, can i have some isk?

do you
-Mostly Harmless-
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:42:00 - [32]

I went to a fight once, and a hockey game brokeout.

Posted - 2011.07.08 12:43:00 - [33]

Edited by: Linistitul on 08/07/2011 12:44:15
Soooo, you got tired of EVE? Time to say "Screw You Guys I'm Going Home"

MatrixSkye Mk2
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:45:00 - [34]

CPP: Why did the chicken cross the road?

You: I don't know. Why?

CPP: Pay me 30 AUR and I'll tell you.

Middle Finger Technology
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:47:00 - [35]

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Fractal Muse
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:47:00 - [36]

You -were- there.

Tiven loves Tansien
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:48:00 - [37]

You have a girlfriend.

Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:49:00 - [38]

Edited by: Kelby on 08/07/2011 14:59:04
I'm insane, thats pretty funny! No?

Kirkland Langue
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:50:00 - [39]

If you are leaving because of the State of the Game - I recommend Buying Plex...... but just holding them. That is what CCP wants you to do the least, but at the same time provides them with an incentive to try and convince you to come back.

If you are leaving because you have to - I recommend just giving the ISK to in game friends. Or, if you don't have any, then buying the PLEX and burning them all to extend your subscription for years.

Don't give any of these bums either PLEX or ISK.

Posted - 2011.07.08 12:52:00 - [40]

what is 80+B in Assets? should just give it the Lotteries and let them deal with it for you.

Denaris Aschanna
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:54:00 - [41]

Ah, why not.. this video is good for a giggle..

Posted - 2011.07.08 12:54:00 - [42]

Funniest thing I ever seen in Eve is:

Dave: yeah, but the wife's gonna get a major kill soon here if I don't :-)
Angel151: lol
Dave: wow wife agro timers last for days
Angel151: go man
AEIOwnU: well nice knowing u but do it for the team:-P
j0rz: heh wife aggro timer?
Angel151: lol
Angel151: if you forget to fuel them you lose soverignty too i hear
AEIOwnU: lmfao
Angel151: tech 2 wife scorn strikes you perfectly, wrecking for no sex for a month
AEIOwnU: Holy $#!^

Posted - 2011.07.08 12:55:00 - [43]

Originally by: Baugoti
LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?

You mean hallway sex, that's where you pass each other in the hallway and she says "**** You!" and in return you say, "No, **** You!"


Darian Nystrom
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:55:00 - [44]

Leaving us? Well just remember this important bit of advice for whatever your doing in the future

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

Posted - 2011.07.08 12:57:00 - [45]

Give me the iskies and i will donate it all to the eve orphans and widows

Posted - 2011.07.08 12:58:00 - [46]

Random internett quote: The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Now give me isk

Posted - 2011.07.08 12:58:00 - [47]

I went to this minmatar dentist the other day rondos a clone mishap.

I was sitting in the seat thinking this is strange.

Usually the dentists chair goes up and down.

This one went backwards and forwards.

After two minutes of playing with it, the dentist came in and asked me to get out of their filing cabinet.

Posted - 2011.07.08 12:59:00 - [48]

Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day
Put a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life

So! I wouldn't know what to do with 40B, but if you have any blueprints I'd be very happy to get them -- then I can create a sustainable living out of producing stuff that gets blown up!

Cheers mate, have fun wherever you go.

Field Artillery
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:00:00 - [49]

a man was hospitalised with 6 plastic horses in his ass
the doctor described his condition as *stable*

ba dum tish

Crunac Arclight
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:02:00 - [50]

I'll bite.

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye, of course! :)

Ask me why its bleeding. XD

Xaifas Kyr'Ozch
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:04:00 - [51]

Edited by: Xaifas Kyr''Ozch on 08/07/2011 13:03:53
Free internets to you sir!

Phathcom Enterprises
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:05:00 - [52]

Originally by: Crunac Arclight
I'll bite.

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye, of course! :)

Ask me why its bleeding. XD

Ok this guy is in first place for the time being. This was a good one.

Nhoj Gnol
Legio Centaurae
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:06:00 - [53]

Nhoj Gnol says "The funniest thing in this thread"

Ok, said it in the thread....Yea, Lame, I know but I had to try.

Fly Safe Torothin!

State War Academy
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:06:00 - [54]

How does one pilot?

Posted - 2011.07.08 13:07:00 - [55]

Edited by: TriadSte on 08/07/2011 13:09:32

If this isnt worth you ever so kindly sending that isk to myself I dont know what will...


I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:09:00 - [56]

Originally by: Ariel Silverblade
Edited by: Ariel Silverblade on 08/07/2011 12:28:46
Edited by: Ariel Silverblade on 08/07/2011 12:28:17
Well It hink this is a very funny thing:


CCP Shadow

C C P Alliance
Posted - 2010.06.24 17:13:00 - [7]

Edited by: CCP Shadow on 24/06/2010 17:30:40
Just for clarification, the skillpoints CCP will be giving pilots to make up for the extended downtime in this case is not tied to microtransactions.

Editing to add this: We do not have plans to go microtransaction with EVE.

CCP Shadow

C C P Alliance
Posted - 2010.06.24 17:23:00 - [20]

Originally by: CloloThis has me all confused, is CCP going to start offering some sort of Microtransaction for SP?

No. There are no microtransaction plans, whatsoever. I wrote "in this case" because this extended downtime was an unusual situation. It's not every day we relocate our servers to a new facility. Wink

(I know its a dead horse :) )

But they didn't add microtransactions. He isn't lying. The NEX store prices are definitely not micro in the sense of microtransactions.

Aurelius Federation
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:09:00 - [57]

The funniest thing is my chance of winning after posting in this thread; I never win anything, gotta keep the streak alive! Shocked

Intergalactic Combined Technologies
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:09:00 - [58]

this is quite scary...

Gentlemen's Agreement
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:10:00 - [59]

I monocle that emotionWink

The Yzzerman
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2011.07.08 13:12:00 - [60]

china are NOT a communist country !!

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