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Torothin
Phathcom Enterprises
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:23:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Torothin on 08/07/2011 13:26:59
Whoever says the funniest thing in this thread will have it all contracted to them and see their wallet fill up with 40B isk. Let's see the posts!

Atticus Fynch
Gallente
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:24:00 - [2]
 

no

Erosie
Imperial Academy
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:24:00 - [3]
 

F CK

All i need is U...
(now gimme ma dollahs)

Ingvar Angst
Amarr
Nasty Pope Holding Corp
Talocan United
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:24:00 - [4]
 

The funniest thing.

Discrodia
Gallente
Symbiosis International
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:25:00 - [5]
 

And then if I give it back to you, I get double right?

Morgan Polaris
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:25:00 - [6]
 

Not worth it. Get out.

Jasdemi
Interstellar Whine Brewery
Monocle Overlords
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:26:00 - [7]
 

Butthurt bittervet is butthurt.

Hevymetal
Caldari
POT Corp
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:27:00 - [8]
 

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?

A: Melt them down into a tire and call it a "Goodyear"

Sarah DeMerchant
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:27:00 - [9]
 

Edited by: Sarah DeMerchant on 08/07/2011 12:28:24
I found this amusing.

Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:28:00 - [10]
 

Venison's deer isn't it.

Stationary store moves.

Dwarf shortage.


Eh, I'm out.

Ariel Silverblade
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:28:00 - [11]
 

Edited by: Ariel Silverblade on 08/07/2011 12:28:46
Edited by: Ariel Silverblade on 08/07/2011 12:28:17
Well It hink this is a very funny thing:

:P

http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1341909

CCP Shadow


C C P
C C P Alliance
Posted - 2010.06.24 17:13:00 - [7]

Edited by: CCP Shadow on 24/06/2010 17:30:40
Just for clarification, the skillpoints CCP will be giving pilots to make up for the extended downtime in this case is not tied to microtransactions.

Editing to add this: We do not have plans to go microtransaction with EVE.


CCP Shadow


C C P
C C P Alliance
Posted - 2010.06.24 17:23:00 - [20]


Originally by: CloloThis has me all confused, is CCP going to start offering some sort of Microtransaction for SP?



No. There are no microtransaction plans, whatsoever. I wrote "in this case" because this extended downtime was an unusual situation. It's not every day we relocate our servers to a new facility. Wink


(I know its a dead horse :) )

LLoyd Thomson
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:29:00 - [12]
 

... and just like any other 'I give my stuff away' thread your alt will win.

Mystical Might
Amarr
The Imperial Fedaykin
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:30:00 - [13]
 

Can I haz ur stuff? YARRRR!!

And don't let the door hit ya on the way out, or CCP'll get mad about you vandalizing it with your blood.
Probably make you pay AURUM to fix it.

Baugoti
Amarr
Middle Finger Technology
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:30:00 - [14]
 

LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?

Ned Black
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:31:00 - [15]
 

Dont do it man... Just keep the money and give anyone trying be funny the finger. None of them deserve it.

On the other hand this will most likely be a hillarious brown nose thread.

Flynn Fetladral
Royal Order of Security Specialists
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:31:00 - [16]
 

Here's something to keep you entertained in life after you quit.

http://nyan.cat/

Thanks for all the poptarts o/

Torothin
Phathcom Enterprises
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:31:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Jasdemi
Butthurt bittervet is butthurt.


+1

Juliette DuBois
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:33:00 - [18]
 

Edited by: Juliette DuBois on 08/07/2011 12:33:10
May the monololcle be with you.

Ciar Meara
Amarr
Virtus Vindice
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:33:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: CCP Zinfandel
PS. I did buy the PLEX on a real character and then ask our Internal Affairs group to move them to CCP Zinfandel so I could purchase the monocle legitimately.


I found this quite funny.

Scorpionidae
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:35:00 - [20]
 

I am not going to even try to make you LOL I really want to but your most prob a Trolololol so I'm not even going to try. Just give me the ISK and contract me your stuff.

And I'm most def not going to beg... you can not make me beg... Oh sh!t please give it to me!!Please I need it!!! I'm begging you PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!

Scorpionidae Laughing

EvePublicServices
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:35:00 - [21]
 

How desperate the above people are for money amuses me quite a bit...Oops.

Illwill Bill
Svea Crusaders
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:37:00 - [22]
 

Wanna leave with a bang? Buy plex for all of the 70b, and enjoy having done something good while getting CCP to pay 2500$ just because you got rid of internet spaceship money.Cool

Halo
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:37:00 - [23]
 

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

Zagdul
Gallente
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:38:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Torothin
Whoever says the funniest thing in this thread will have it all contracted to them and see their wallet fill up with 40B isk. Let's see the posts!
Instead of quitting, come join my alliance.




Darkside007
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:38:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Illwill Bill
Wanna leave with a bang? Buy plex for all of the 70b, and enjoy having done something good while getting CCP to pay 2500$ just because you got rid of internet spaceship money.Cool


What he said, but give them all away. \o/

Captain Brickwalle
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:40:00 - [26]
 


"Nerf Rock, Paper is fine" - Scissors YARRRR!!

Riley Moore
Sentinum Research
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:40:00 - [27]
 

"I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once."

"Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."



Cool

Flynn Fetladral
Royal Order of Security Specialists
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:40:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Darkside007
Originally by: Illwill Bill
Wanna leave with a bang? Buy plex for all of the 70b, and enjoy having done something good while getting CCP to pay 2500$ just because you got rid of internet spaceship money.Cool


What he said, but give them all away. \o/


To a PLEX Charity drive.

Niraia
Seekers of a Silent Paradise
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:41:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: CCP Zinfandel
We added some new items to the store just now during downtime. May I draw your attention to the "Nightstalker" goggles for 1500 Aurum?


ISK to Niraia <3

coolzero
Gallente
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:41:00 - [30]
 

By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.



got no isk for a PLEX :P they moved the price to the end of my wallet :D


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