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Tobias Sjodin
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2011.07.08 06:37:00 - [1]
 

So mad, I tell you! And it had so many hitpoints I had to go cry myself to sleep before I could finish it.

But just so you know, CCP. I shot at it! I may put up the video and say a lot of things YOU wouldn't understand because you are a part of the machine now, THE SYSTEM. It's corrupt, you're using mind control. CCP talks to aliens and have adopted a special thought pattern alterer that makes people play this game. It's true, they don't tell you. Do you REALLY think that you would be playing a game where you basically stay docked for the whole time and talk in chat channels... and you think that's voluntary? You really believe that there's tons of people out there that seriously play this game where russians BUY THE OUTCOME of an in-game conflict (they send the money to CCP and then they win the game). You're being mind controlled.

You know how to stop it. Go to your kitchen and do what I did now (besides shooting that GSC).

Sin Meng
Gallente
Creative Assembly
Posted - 2011.07.08 06:44:00 - [2]
 

Wait you're telling me PL isn't hotdropping 100 supers to kill a GSC anymore? :ponder:

Vyl Vit
Minmatar
Cambio Enterprises
Posted - 2011.07.08 06:58:00 - [3]
 

The frightening thing? I was beginning to understand this post, till I put on my foil hat. Then I got that cozy feeling of bliss once again. It suddenly didn't matter! Are the sandwiches free?

Tautut
Amarr
Posted - 2011.07.08 07:30:00 - [4]
 

Apparently Charlie Sheen has his own dedicated client that allows him to preside, God like, over every PvP engagement. When he hits the button marked 'winning' - it prints money out in the Ops room at CCP with a little message advising who should die.

It's true I tell ya.

Outouchmatralala
Posted - 2011.07.08 07:39:00 - [5]
 

PL is full of players like this. who the hell would join them

Isabelle Evotori
Posted - 2011.07.08 07:42:00 - [6]
 

what the hell is this guy brabeling about?

Darius III
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.07.08 07:43:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Tobias Sjodin
So mad, I tell you! And it had so many hitpoints I had to go cry myself to sleep before I could finish it.

But just so you know, CCP. I shot at it! I may put up the video and say a lot of things YOU wouldn't understand because you are a part of the machine now, THE SYSTEM. It's corrupt, you're using mind control. CCP talks to aliens and have adopted a special thought pattern alterer that makes people play this game. It's true, they don't tell you. Do you REALLY think that you would be playing a game where you basically stay docked for the whole time and talk in chat channels... and you think that's voluntary? You really believe that there's tons of people out there that seriously play this game where russians BUY THE OUTCOME of an in-game conflict (they send the money to CCP and then they win the game). You're being mind controlled.

You know how to stop it. Go to your kitchen and do what I did now (besides shooting that GSC).


You should be mad, I was mad too. Till I met with CCP in Iceland. I gave them boxes of nerds candy, a Golden Monocle Award-*AND* Showed up With a Ducks Head Cane!!! That really showed them.

You shouldn't be mad though-they really *DO work hard to make our game better. D3


 

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