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Hellkyte
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2011.07.08 00:10:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Hellkyte on 22/07/2011 17:28:00
Are you a PvP noob but want to learn and are willing to commit yourself 100% to it?

Maybe you have some PvP experience, but want to be better, and a part of something better?

Do you consider yourself a pro PvPer but you've just never found the right group to test your mettle with?

GUESS WHAT YOU'RE STILL A WORTHLESS MAGGOT!

That's right! Here at the Waffle House we take pride in our ability to take players of all known experience levels, break them down into mewling crap spawn they are and rebuild them into terrible warriors of righteous vengeance.

Sniggwaffe is the training corp for sniggerdly the infamous pirate corp from Pandemic Legion, and we are recruiting, and we need you! Actually, you probably suck pretty bad and should just go apply to the few remaining NC alliances in Delve or something. But, the few of you that don't suck, swing by the Join Sniggwaffe channel in game and talk to a recruiter. We are VERY SELECTIVE (not really).



Here's what we are looking for:

Requirements

-5 mil min SP bare minimum (and we will probably make fun of you and ban you from the recruitment channel with 5 mil)

-Must be able to fly stealth bombers and T2 fit 1 race of battlecruiser (preferably HACs as well)

-People who can dedicate their character 100% to PvP. We are not a ratting corp. We understand the need to make ISK, but that should be the minority of your time.

-People who can support an incredibly fiscally irresponsible PvP lifestyle. This cannot be understated. If you do not have an ability to support massive amounts of ship losses then gtfo.

-Zero Attitude. You do not come into the Waffle House with attitude, but you may leave with it.

-Seriously Zero Attitude. We don't care if you are the PvP Messiah sent down from Vallhalla to teach us the glorious ways of the warrior. When you come in your are nothing. We don't give a crap how good you think you are, and if you come in and try to tell people you will get kicked faster than that cute "Hang in there!" kitten.

-Thick Skin. 90% of your body mass should probably be skin.

-No Corp jumpers

-and, obviously, we expect 100% loyalty and commitment to the Waffle House. This isn't an alt corp. This isn't for weekend PvPers. This is where you live.


Recommended

-Pilots who are willing to betray their old corporations and alliances is always a plus, mainly just because its funny, it isn't really needed.

-PvP experience is a big plus, but we would rather take a new guy who will stfu and learn than some "experienced" jackass that thinks he knows what he is doing and won't stfu and do what he is told.

-Having an alt account is almost mandatory for being able to fund your life in Waffles.


Here's what we have to offer

-Lots and lots and lots and lots of PvP. We have regular Ops and people are always PvPing. All we do is PvP. Seriously.

-Access to high quality PvPers to help you learn stuff. But they are probably going to talk trash to you while they teach you, and I guarantee you will learn.

-Comms and all that technical stuff

-A feeling of superiority, or as it is better known: "smug"

-A fully ZERO PERCENT ship replacement policy. Seriously we won't pay for anything you lose. Edit: off and on we replace Logi, it's pretty random.

-As this is Sniggs training corp you also have the oppurtunity to one day get into sniggerdly. But you are probably not going to be good enough and will get trolled out first.


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So check out our recruitment channel "Join Sniggwaffe" and ask to speak to a recruiter. This is in a way your first test, because we will ban your ass from that channel faster than I will gag after eating whipped fish if you make a mis-step in there.

Also, just out of charity to those who are too dumb to realize this we expect a FULL API from ALL ACCOUNTS. You have a problem with this go somewhere else.

Hellkyte
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2011.07.08 00:20:00 - [2]
 

Derp.

I left off that you will be required to have a Mic and be able to use Comms.

Illadelph Justice
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2011.07.08 15:57:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Hellkyte
A feeling of superiority, or as it is better known: "smug"


Cool

Dvomayn
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2011.07.08 16:33:00 - [4]
 

No Steelratty's.



More Aussies, join already for crying out loud.

Hellkyte
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2011.07.08 17:11:00 - [5]
 

Yeah EU and AUS TZ are preferred at the moment. However I am a pretty diehard jingoist so US TZ is also cool.

Tassabra
Posted - 2011.07.08 22:02:00 - [6]
 

me gusta

Hellkyte
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2011.07.09 07:19:00 - [7]
 

Yeah so we're pretty awesome at what we do.

And all we do is win.

And loose ships.

Avams
Posted - 2011.07.09 19:20:00 - [8]
 

Join "Join Sniggwaffe", we're always in the mood for a talk :)

Also: Free bump

Jones Bones
Burning Napalm
Posted - 2011.07.09 19:23:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Hellkyte

And loose ships.


I like tight, firm ships.

GaIIows
Posted - 2011.07.09 19:59:00 - [10]
 

Do you have a mining branch?

Hellkyte
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2011.07.09 21:33:00 - [11]
 

We can also teach players how to troll better. Bad trolling is caused by excessive exposure to Goons or other terrible alliances, failheap or kugu, or just generally by a history of malnutrition that occurred because your mother didn't really like you and was hoping that if she didn't feed you right you would die from SIDs, which sadly you didn't and by the time she realized she couldn't kill you that way you had learned how to crawl out of the dumpster she kept abandoning you in.

Dvomayn
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2011.07.10 03:53:00 - [12]
 

Edited by: Dvomayn on 10/07/2011 03:52:54
Are you as gorgeous as Waffle Bro Illadelph Justice?

Impossible.
But join anyway.

Cynara
Posted - 2011.07.10 20:05:00 - [13]
 

Bump

Reaith
The Ankou
Raiden.
Posted - 2011.07.11 09:39:00 - [14]
 

Phear the Waffe!

Highland Cream
Posted - 2011.07.11 09:57:00 - [15]
 

Boy, I couyld do with some abuse....

Illadelph Justice
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2011.07.11 22:00:00 - [16]
 

more waffles for the waffle throne

Illadelph Justice
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2011.07.11 22:03:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Dvomayn
Edited by: Dvomayn on 10/07/2011 03:52:54
Are you as gorgeous as Waffle Bro Illadelph Justice?

Impossible.
But join anyway.


YOU ARE CORRECT

Zeddicus Mallows
Posted - 2011.07.12 12:34:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: GaIIows
Do you have a mining branch?


1. Goto NPC Corp
2. Buy Hulk & Gear
3. Mine Away
4. Give minerals to us
5. ?
6. Profit

You can contract all minerals to the corp.

Hellkyte
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2011.07.12 23:10:00 - [19]
 

Hahaha I died.

Skanky Panky
Posted - 2011.07.13 14:42:00 - [20]
 

Hi guys I wan 2 be a real PL is this were I play I become real PL?

Hellkyte
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2011.07.13 23:45:00 - [21]
 

In your case I would suggest you crawl back up in that muddy trench your mom let you out of and hope you come out better next time, that's probably your only chance.

For other people, yes you could potentially get into PL through this route, but seriously don't count on it. If nothing else you will simply come out a better player who is mad because your corp mates destroyed your carrier right before you got kicked out for still being pretty crap.

Dvomayn
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2011.07.14 16:14:00 - [22]
 

I got to yell at some random people in our Join channel today - it gave me a feeling of vast superiority, as well as making me slightly less flacid. You, too, could have the opportunity to be yelled at repeatedly by yours truly. Join now

Skanky Panky
Posted - 2011.07.14 16:53:00 - [23]
 

Not fair. Why not let me be real PL. WHY u be mean just question. PL are best pvp in eve online I can be good enuf promise

Hellkyte
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2011.07.14 16:58:00 - [24]
 

One thing that i find interesting are the potential recruits from a so-called PvP alliance. For the vast majority thr only difference between them and a person who has never PvP'd is that they mistakenly think they know something.

Then I look at their killboards and see Eagle losses.

Do your part to help make EvE a better place by coming to Sniggwaffe and learning about how PvP really works. Stop running with the crap PvP alliances and stop flying Eagles. The longer you stay in one of the *many* horrible PvP alliances the more difficult it will be to cure you of the infections they left festering in your mind.

Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2011.07.15 07:17:00 - [25]
 

So, we need more scrubs, i need something to do, come let me have someone to call useless ***ots plz Twisted Evil

Pawis Saba
SniggWaffe
FREE KARTTOON NOW
Posted - 2011.07.15 08:57:00 - [26]
 

Cool

sup, ill teach you :smug:

Cynara
Posted - 2011.07.15 19:33:00 - [27]
 

mine

Hellkyte
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2011.07.15 19:42:00 - [28]
 

Edited by: Hellkyte on 15/07/2011 20:02:52
Edited by: Hellkyte on 15/07/2011 19:52:55
Originally by: Skanky Panky
Not fair. Why not let me be real PL. WHY u be mean just question. PL are best pvp in eve online I can be good enuf promise


I just assumed you were a troll, maybe you don't speak english well or you are stupid (really it's the same thing). In fact you sound a lot like a dude that lost a super to PL recently.

Bad news is waffles requires semi-fluency and mental accumen.

Good news is that other PvP alliances like Bricksquad, Goons, or Pinctuation crew, don't, and they'll accept you.

Bad news is they are terrible, and after flying with them for a couple months and staring into the black abyss of your future you'll grow to hate the game so mich that you'll start to painstakingly pour through dev blogs to find some excuse to get mad at CCP and rage quit so you don't have to face up to havin yet again failed at everything you have ever worked at.

Good news is I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance.

Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2011.07.16 19:49:00 - [29]
 

Ok, I'm seriously bored, u wane have a go at pvp, Ur not complete ****** and u know whats front or back to ur ship? guess what, ur probably better then half the scrubs that entered and gotten kicked from our Channel.Evil or Very Mad


Need some full scale abuse? U are probably not gone last a day in the channel, but come have a go. I like to chit chat, make me happy and u might get your 15 min in corp before everyone realize how bad u truly are

Moll
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2011.07.17 04:59:00 - [30]
 

Bump bump, as we want more Aussie / Asian players


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