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Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
Posted - 2011.07.10 02:10:00 - [31]
 

*facepalm*
...

ok next question please

S1LKY SM00TH
Posted - 2011.07.10 11:18:00 - [32]
 


Inductee for Lasers Hall of Fame

Lorpion

or

Lengu

Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
Posted - 2011.07.10 19:52:00 - [33]
 

Originally by: S1LKY SM00TH

Inductee for Lasers Hall of Fame

Lorpion

or

Lengu


i have no idea what your talking about, so here is a picture of arvald in a sombrero
...

apparently that picture dosent exist so picture it in your head.

Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2011.07.10 20:17:00 - [34]
 

Originally by: Arvald
apparently that picture dosent exist
Lies.

LLoyd Thomson
Posted - 2011.07.11 05:07:00 - [35]
 

Arvald, I'm currently hiding in the basement of someone's house. Everybody thinks I'm a bit crazy and is looking for me.

You see, I did as you suggested, and fed the cat the gum-bulb mix. Unfortunately nothing happened. The pain did not come to her. I followed her around for half the day (luckily I wore my standard ninja suit). After six hours I noticed that the tungsten wire from the bulb must have passed her digestion system and was hanging out of her ass for about three inches. I made my attack to grab the wire and to remove any evidence when the cat started to run away.

I chased her down the street and after some yards I accidentally stepped on the bulb wire. The cat went Shocked and out came a six inch ball of gum, glass, hair and mouse cadaver. People around me went pale some did even puke.

Then the neighbours came and - as you said - I made my move to stab them. I must have run out of luck this day, because the knive was at home and all I had was this darn paper clip. Anyway, I managed to injure the woman severely (she must wear a patch for at least a day!!) but the husband was to fat to inflict any wounds.

Now I'm hiding. What should I do next? The basement I'm in hasn't much to offer - I stopped searching it, when I found some **** magazines - accept for some tiny black balls, which taste like European chocolate and some dead mice Sad

Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
Posted - 2011.07.12 12:58:00 - [36]
 

Hmm i saw this comming, not a problem we can still fix this. Heres what you need to do, find somthing made of glass, break it in such a way that you get a fairly large pointed peice of glass, find a broom or some othe rkind of long handle, take your shirt, rip it into strips and use it to secure the glass to your new spear haft, decorate spear with the dead mice, it will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

Now, take the black chocolate/possibly mold, and smear it on your face and body in semblance of a crude war paint, at this point we can begin. take the **** mags and leave them on the door of your neighbour, ring the doorbell and run around to the back of the house. while they are distracted sneak in and find someplace to hide untill night, make sure you stay in your hiding place untill they are sleeping.

While they sleep, sneak through the house and look for the cat, quickly dispatch it with a single thrust of your spear, there is a good chance it will break at this point so discard it. at this point you can dispatch of the sleeping neighbours any way you feel will work, i find liberal application of gassoline and a box of matches work well. let me know how it goes Very Happy

Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
Posted - 2011.07.13 15:32:00 - [37]
 

BY THE POWER OF DERP, I BUMPETH THEE

Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2011.07.13 16:33:00 - [38]
 

How many buttons?

Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
Posted - 2011.07.13 18:48:00 - [39]
 

Originally by: Blane Xero
How many buttons?

none, mine has buckes

jason hill
Caldari
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2011.07.14 00:10:00 - [40]
 

arvald heres a question ... whats a more accurate mesurment of distance .. a kilometer or a mile

Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
Posted - 2011.07.14 01:53:00 - [41]
 

Originally by: jason hill
arvald heres a question ... whats a more accurate mesurment of distance .. a kilometer or a mile

I propose a new unit of measurement, the arvald, one unit of arvald = the length of arvald right arm, shoulder to the curled fist im using to punch someone in the throat

Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2011.07.14 01:59:00 - [42]
 

Edited by: Blane Xero on 14/07/2011 02:00:21
Is it true that all prime numbers are odd numbers?

Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
Posted - 2011.07.14 03:11:00 - [43]
 

Originally by: Blane Xero
Edited by: Blane Xero on 14/07/2011 02:00:21
Is it true that all prime numbers are odd numbers?


im not drunk enough for this ****

Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2011.07.14 03:16:00 - [44]
 

Where is the booze.

Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
Posted - 2011.07.14 03:22:00 - [45]
 

Originally by: Blane Xero
Where is the booze.

im drinking the last of the cheap wine, last of the booze till next friday =(

Ustrello
Posted - 2011.07.14 05:36:00 - [46]
 

I am trapped in 1634 (and surrounded by smelly germans and swedes) How do I get home?

Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
Posted - 2011.07.14 12:39:00 - [47]
 

Originally by: Ustrello
I am trapped in 1634 (and surrounded by smelly germans and swedes) How do I get home?


How the **** are you on the internet?

Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2011.07.14 13:31:00 - [48]
 

Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Ustrello
I am trapped in 1634 (and surrounded by smelly germans and swedes) How do I get home?


How the **** are you on the internet?
He already told you- Surrounded by swedes.

DeBingJos
Minmatar
Goat Holdings
Posted - 2011.07.14 13:48:00 - [49]
 

Hi Arvald,

Do you support bumping this thread?

LLoyd Thomson
Posted - 2011.07.14 14:27:00 - [50]
 

Originally by: Blane Xero
Where is the booze.
please do not troll a scientific thread like this one. It makes you look stupid.

Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2011.07.14 14:30:00 - [51]
 

Originally by: LLoyd Thomson
Originally by: Blane Xero
Where is the booze.
please do not troll a scientific thread like this one. It makes you look stupid.
Please do not tell me what to do. It makes you look stupid.

LLoyd Thomson
Posted - 2011.07.14 16:52:00 - [52]
 

Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: LLoyd Thomson
Originally by: Blane Xero
Where is the booze.
please do not troll a scientific thread like this one. It makes you look stupid.
Please do not tell me what to do. It makes you look stupid.
I already look stupid, so I'm entitled to tell you what to do Very Happy

Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2011.07.14 23:29:00 - [53]
 

Originally by: LLoyd Thomson
Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: LLoyd Thomson
Originally by: Blane Xero
Where is the booze.
please do not troll a scientific thread like this one. It makes you look stupid.
Please do not tell me what to do. It makes you look stupid.
I already look stupid, so I'm entitled to tell you what to do Very Happy
Stupid is as stupid does, as they say.

Junzar Hoth
Minmatar
Hootie Owl Round-Tip Scissors Club
Posted - 2011.07.15 18:02:00 - [54]
 

Iím planning a trip through the Amazon and could use some of your learned advice. My problem is food. Iím useless at bush craft and love all wild creatures so Iím going to eat the natives.

Any advice with the following would be greatly appreciated:

How can i keep the carcass fresh for as long as possible, and roughly how long would an average sized native sustain me?

How about the best cuts and the ones to be avoided?

And finally, can you recommend a seasoning that would go well with all varieties of Amazonian?

Thank you

Ustrello
Posted - 2011.07.15 20:57:00 - [55]
 

Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Ustrello
I am trapped in 1634 (and surrounded by smelly germans and swedes) How do I get home?


How the **** are you on the internet?


Please great space oracle help me get home!

Culmen
Caldari
Culmenation
Posted - 2011.07.16 09:39:00 - [56]
 

Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Blane Xero
Edited by: Blane Xero on 14/07/2011 02:00:21
Is it true that all prime numbers are odd numbers?


im not drunk enough for this ****


I am.
It's false.
2 is both a prime and an even number.

Now, where do birthers come from?

Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2011.07.16 21:04:00 - [57]
 

Originally by: Culmen
Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Blane Xero
Edited by: Blane Xero on 14/07/2011 02:00:21
Is it true that all prime numbers are odd numbers?


im not drunk enough for this ****


I am.
It's false.
2 is both a prime and an even number.

Now, where do birthers come from?
Shhhh! Don't tell people that!


You'd be surprised at the amount of people who forget about 2 as a prime number though.

Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
Posted - 2011.08.27 04:43:00 - [58]
 

too much herp, not enough derp

Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
Posted - 2011.08.27 13:21:00 - [59]
 

Originally by: Arvald
too much herp, not enough derp


Well, where is all the derp Sad


Slade

Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
Posted - 2011.08.27 16:21:00 - [60]
 

Originally by: Slade Trillgon
Originally by: Arvald
too much herp, not enough derp


Well, where is all the derp Sad


Slade


Blane left and took it all with him Sad


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