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Tek Avellos
Caldari
Sinners.
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.06.30 19:27:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Tek Avellos on 16/08/2011 18:12:39
Edited by: Tek Avellos on 04/08/2011 13:26:24
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Piracy. Lets talk about it. Piracy is defined in the Oxford English dictionary by words. So what does that mean to you? Not sure. But like I said earlier, we’re here to talk about Sinners.

Sinners. is a small group of great guys who spend a lot of time talking on Mumble to make up for the fact that one of our pilots never talks. Seriously. This guy pops on, never announces himself and lurks around until someone finally notices him. Imagine if you would a stormy night. You are alone in your home, wearing your PJ's or whatever and you decide to go for a snack. You've just put together a delicious roast beef sandwich made from last nights leftover pot roast. Maybe a slice of swiss cheese and a bit of mayo. You lift the sandwich to your lips when a sudden flash of lightning reveals the face of a guy staring into your window, watching you silently. Are you getting that sick feeling in your stomach? Yeah, that's how we feel when we discover him on voice-coms.

Honestly that’s the best part of Sinners. A stranger talking with us for the first time is likely to be confused by the large percentage (100%) of inside jokes, but I promise you that we are very funny. It shouldn’t take longer than a few weeks for a new pilot to learn them all. This is one of our few requirements. Occasionally you will hear a strange warbling noise we like to call “The Blargle Sound”. You will be required to learn this sound and recreate it at appropriate times. Here is an example so you can practice. This may be part of the interview process.


www.eve-sinners.com/Blarglesound.mp3



Sinners. can be found online at all times but are located primarily in US time zones. Most of us are older players, with families and responsibilities and all that stuff. We understand if your wife is mean to you and won’t let you play with your internet friends, or your new baby releases an unbelievable amount of waste and is unhappy about the location. We try to have a relaxed atmosphere overall. We will probably give you some hell about it though and we expect you to give us the same. This is another requirement.

If this sounds like the place you’d like to spend your time talking on voice-coms, we’d love to hear from you. Stop by our public channel ‘Public Sins’ and chat us up. If you aren’t completely horrified, stop by our homepage to check out our recruitment process and hit up the forum to drop off an application.


www.eve-sinners.com/?page_id=7



On a serious note, Sinners. is a small pirate corp based out of Lisbaetanne. Sinners. is looking for people who fit our play style and mesh with our personalities. A good sense of humor is required. We are a tight knit group that relies on each-others abilities to succeed. We have a killboard, voice-coms (Mumble), and forums available for members. Please, no trial accounts and no monocles.

Any questions may be directed to myself. Thanks for your consideration.

Tek Avellos
Caldari
Sinners.
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.07.01 12:34:00 - [2]
 

It's early and I have a delicious chicken biscuit. Good things come to those who join Sinners. Biscuits for all.

SVTNeato
Caldari
Posted - 2011.07.01 14:06:00 - [3]
 

I don't think I could make that noise without YEARS of practice.

PilotJack
Posted - 2011.07.01 14:25:00 - [4]
 

I can already do that sound.

Marc Scaurus
Sinners.
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.07.01 14:40:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: PilotJack
I can already do that sound.


Then you, my friend, are on the fast track to enlightenment!

Join now, be a Sinner and do things without complaint or regret - just a lot of killing and dying.

PilotJack
Posted - 2011.07.01 15:17:00 - [6]
 

Well get online and speak to me ;)

Professor Terror
Caldari
Sinners.
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.07.02 15:27:00 - [7]
 

Young ladies(18+) that are interested in piracy should contact me directly for a special webcam interview via skype. No fatties please. Quick advancement for ladies with any relevant or special cam skills. Interviews will be recorded for quality assurance purposes.

Carmine Lady
Amarr
Sinners.
Yarr Collective
Posted - 2011.07.03 17:36:00 - [8]
 

A bump from a new member.

Usagi Tsukino
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2011.07.03 21:35:00 - [9]
 

TEK SUPER AWESOME RAWR.

It's not just a catch phrase, it's a... I don't know where I am going with this.

Tek's cool, so any corp he's a part of must be fun. So Tek + making carebears cry = WIN in my book. Cool

(That's my long winded way of saying 'bump')

Buck Flintrock
Black Sail Anarchists
Yarr Collective
Posted - 2011.07.04 02:48:00 - [10]
 

Bump for a solid crew

Tek Avellos
Caldari
Sinners.
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.07.05 12:34:00 - [11]
 

Had a great weekend of piracy. Drop off an app and join in the fun.

Marc Scaurus
Sinners.
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.07.05 23:26:00 - [12]
 

Looking for a place to log on, shoot stuff and laugh your ass off? Look no further. Really. Stop clicking on all those other threads and just talk to us.

Tek Avellos
Caldari
Sinners.
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.07.06 12:39:00 - [13]
 

Need more laughs. Amateur comedians apply today!





Oh, we shoot at ships as well.

OmegaTwig
Firebird Squadron
Terra-Incognita
Posted - 2011.07.07 13:42:00 - [14]
 

Bump from an old friend!

Good bunch of people to fly with, except that Tek guy... He's shifty... (♥)

I sincerely hope a hole of mine opens up in your space, then we can have some REAL PvP Twisted Evil

Tek Avellos
Caldari
Sinners.
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.07.08 12:49:00 - [15]
 

Mumble chat is picking up. Join in on the inside jokes today.


Professor Terror
Caldari
Sinners.
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.07.08 17:32:00 - [16]
 

Designated corp drunkard checking in. Ready for the weekend, pizza loaded in my mids and a keg in the lows. Using T2 troll ammo and smack-talk-cannons in the highs.

Tek Avellos
Caldari
Sinners.
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.07.10 17:20:00 - [17]
 

Sinners. is still looking for more pilots. Check us out.

Tek Avellos
Caldari
Sinners.
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.07.11 13:51:00 - [18]
 

Join Sinners. and be a target of bomber drops and Proteus carrier baits.

Professor Terror
Caldari
Sinners.
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.07.11 20:37:00 - [19]
 

Still looking.

Tek Avellos
Caldari
Sinners.
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.07.12 13:06:00 - [20]
 

Join Sinners. Pirate. Win!

Tek Avellos
Caldari
Sinners.
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.07.13 21:52:00 - [21]
 

I must command the minions to bump this thread. Join today and bump for Sinners.

Abellona
Sinners.
Yarr Collective
Posted - 2011.07.14 18:16:00 - [22]
 

Only you can prevent safe flying. Join Sinners. today!

Abellona
Sinners.
Yarr Collective
Posted - 2011.07.15 21:52:00 - [23]
 

Get in on the lulz, or be a victim of them. Your choice.

Tek Avellos
Caldari
Sinners.
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.07.16 18:32:00 - [24]
 

Sinners. is still wanting funny, warm bodies. Be one of them.

Professor Terror
Caldari
Sinners.
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.07.16 19:01:00 - [25]
 

Sinners corp is best corp. Come check us out.

Tek Avellos
Caldari
Sinners.
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.07.18 14:32:00 - [26]
 

If you are currently looking for a new home because your pirate corp is disbanding soon check us out at Sinners. We would love to have you.


Professor Terror
Caldari
Sinners.
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.07.18 22:20:00 - [27]
 

Join us. If you are lucky we will mock you, if unlucky... well, we will mock you!

Tek Avellos
Caldari
Sinners.
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.07.19 16:56:00 - [28]
 

Still looking for peg legs, eye patches and hook hands.

Tek Avellos
Caldari
Sinners.
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.07.21 12:30:00 - [29]
 

Still accepting applications.

Th D
Posted - 2011.07.21 12:54:00 - [30]
 

Edited by: Th D on 21/07/2011 12:53:54
Hi,

Do you also accept new EvE players and teach them in the way of piracy?

regards


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