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VicturusTeSaluto
Gallente
Metafarmers
MeatSausage EXPRESS
Posted - 2011.06.30 19:10:00 - [31]
 

Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sir, clearly you are not wealthy at all and I applaud your attempt to sound convincing. I must inquire though as to why you must present this to me in a wall of italic text?

Surely your first class university degree in bologna should have taught you proper paragraph usage, I learned how to use paragraphs shortly after my first time being ridden by a horse when I was 5




fixed

Leeroy McJenkins
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.06.30 19:11:00 - [32]
 

Monocles also appear to increase the poasting/trolling performance of the wearer much like extenze increases the size of a man's ***** and hence his overall performance.

Hilmler Fudd
Posted - 2011.06.30 20:27:00 - [33]
 

Since CCP have created a mechanic whereby it seems okay for players with monocles to discriminate against other players who do not have monocles by calling them peasants, since everyone it seems is entitled to their opinion I take it it's okay for me to discriminate myself and say that in European terms Iceland is a peasant country and in game developer terms CCP is also a peasant?

Please clarify CCP as I am sure you don't like being discriminated against by being referred to as a peasant - but nor do I.

Erichk Knaar
Caldari
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2011.06.30 20:28:00 - [34]
 

The dear lad from goonswarm appears to cognize the direction of aloft.

StJohn Hawkes
Posted - 2011.07.01 09:42:00 - [35]
 

Good ole boys, dun wury 'bout all them spehss seveges buyin' 'emselves glassbeads fer gold and bein' prawd of 'em.

Anas Damona
The Orthography Commandos
Posted - 2011.07.01 10:43:00 - [36]
 

Originally by: StJohn Hawkes
Good ole boys, dun wury 'bout all them spehss seveges buyin' 'emselves glassbeads fer gold and bein' prawd of 'em.


Your name suggests you are a member of the sophisticated elite, your image proves you are merely a pretender. Your message suggests you are an ape pretending to be a peasant. Begone.

Aerion Va'rr
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.07.02 08:05:00 - [37]
 

Originally by: Hilmler Fudd
Originally by: Dracoliche
See now, as a non-mono****ori I was unable to determine if the op was a troll.
Then I scrolled down, reading all the somewhat understandable mono****ori speak.

I found the key.

Originally by: Jim GNARKILL
u got trolled m8


I think this be a troll.

If I were a betting man - I would wager heavily on the above. Very Happy



I'd bet heavily on your initial argument falling on deaf ears; then waiting for the almost obligatory 'notsureifserious mustbetroll' counter argument.

Hiroshima Jita
Posted - 2011.07.02 16:00:00 - [38]
 

/Golfclap

Crime & Monocles is a go.

Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.07.02 18:33:00 - [39]
 

Monocle trolls already run into the ground by bad posters in C&P Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.07.02 18:33:00 - [40]
 

wtf why do i have an avatar ****

Jilly Serkov
Posted - 2011.07.02 20:55:00 - [41]
 

All this has happened before

Malcheus
Posted - 2011.07.02 22:28:00 - [42]
 

Originally by: Hilmler Fudd
I am better then you


I have a girlfriend.

Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.07.03 01:07:00 - [43]
 

Originally by: Malcheus
Originally by: Hilmler Fudd
I am better then you


I have a girlfriend.

The money those who pay CCP to buy Monocles will no doubt allow her to feed on your neck assuming you both play vampires Very Happy

Jasonissocoollike Janeway
Posted - 2011.07.03 01:28:00 - [44]
 

I don't like reading walls of text. But it sounds like you are just feeding the monocle trolls more. This post makes you sound like a condescending douche bag, and the point is moot.

Also, that is one ugly avatar. It looks Asian and not European.

Hiroshima Jita
Posted - 2011.07.03 03:26:00 - [45]
 

The OP is a troll either baiting out the monocle trolls or working with them.

Either way the monocle trolls are win.

Kumq uat
Posted - 2011.07.03 15:33:00 - [46]
 

I believe we can safely say any member of GHSC is assumed to achieve monocle status without even having to buy one \o/

Teladius
Star Frontiers
Posted - 2011.07.03 18:05:00 - [47]
 

Originally by: Hilmler Fudd
Dear the Monocleers of Crime & Punishment who seem happy with themselves. I actually would like to thank you all for bringing me back down to reality via the sustained use of the word Peasant to refer to those who do not have the means to or chose not to sport Eve Vanity. You see with 13 years of Private Education, a 1st Class University Degree and a Rich Family behind me life has so far not been hard for me. Trust me playing Eve on my 3k Custom Built PC with 4 clients all Highest Settings with Station Environment loaded running smoothly while some of you, no doubt with Monocles in Game whine about what happens when you currently run one eve client gives me sleepless nights. This amidst, the fact that at 31, I reside in a posh outright owned modern flat in close proximity to the city centre with visibility of one of Europe's most prominent skylines, do my daily food shopping in Waitrose and consume fine wine each night which costs more daily than the monthly subscription to play eve. No doubt some of you sporting Monocles will be reading this and having flashbacks to the beatings papa gave you and how your soiled bed sheets were never changed. Thus I enjoy as part of rabble being referred to by C&P Monocle wearers as a Peasant It is somewhat ironic since some of you will never experience some of the pleasantries that I enjoy on a daily basis, nor probably knew what a Monocle was prior to this delightful expansion. Could I buy Monocles yes - do I want to, no. Now if the money that you were spending on Eve Vanity was rechanneled into Eve development then I would have no problem - but it is very likely not. Your Monocle monies is paying for a game you will probably never play at the expense of a game you do play. Fools follow fools and every time I am referred to as a Peasant in Eve, i laugh and imagine that in real life you are a pizza delivery man who now lives in your Grans' old Caravan after she passed away aged 45 from lack of nutrition and many misspent social security payments.



ujelly? peasant

Darius III
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.07.03 18:43:00 - [48]
 

Ahhh I see during my absence that our club has been festooned with new members and as our ranks swell, so then does my sense of camaraderie with those properly bespectacled. I bid welcome to our new members. After reading the posts of the commoners and comparing them to posts by Monocleers, it is evident that the benefits of the Monoclery are immediate and far reaching.

I post here in hopes of acquiring the help and support of the Monocleers in my attempt to form a coalition of Looking Glass bearers in an effort to ensure we will be able to provide some bread and circuses to the peasantry.This will be accomplished namely through hosting a proper version of Hulkageddon. As members of the nobility, it is our duty to provide the commoners with some distraction from their toil and tasks. After the lowly farmers have completed the Harvest, I believe we should allow them some chance at this contest and may even elevate one of their number to the aristocracy be bestowing a monocle as Hulkageddon Prize.

Please assist me in this noble cause by showing your communal support in This Thread If as Monocleers, we host an enjoyable contest, it should quell some of the peasant unrest and allow us to extract more taxes in our various Fiefdoms.

Ohh Yeah
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2011.07.03 22:14:00 - [49]
 

Originally by: Darius III
Ahhh I see during my absence that our club has been festooned with new members and as our ranks swell, so then does my sense of camaraderie with those properly bespectacled. I bid welcome to our new members. After reading the posts of the commoners and comparing them to posts by Monocleers, it is evident that the benefits of the Monoclery are immediate and far reaching.

I post here in hopes of acquiring the help and support of the Monocleers in my attempt to form a coalition of Looking Glass bearers in an effort to ensure we will be able to provide some bread and circuses to the peasantry.This will be accomplished namely through hosting a proper version of Hulkageddon. As members of the nobility, it is our duty to provide the commoners with some distraction from their toil and tasks. After the lowly farmers have completed the Harvest, I believe we should allow them some chance at this contest and may even elevate one of their number to the aristocracy be bestowing a monocle as Hulkageddon Prize.

Please assist me in this noble cause by showing your communal support in This Thread If as Monocleers, we host an enjoyable contest, it should quell some of the peasant unrest and allow us to extract more taxes in our various Fiefdoms.


I was summoned by my hired assistant Nataya Ivanovna to read this most interesting post of yours. Needless to say, I agree whole-heartedly with your notion, and will order my PR staff to see in assisting you in whatever means necessary.

I'm on a horse.

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.07.03 22:31:00 - [50]
 

Alas Hilmler Fudd has been biomassed so unfortunately he is unable to retort to some of the pretend to be posh pish that has been posted.

Lord Raj however does appreciate those who took the bait and indeed even as a valiant alt poster, I will indeed be one of the 1st to sport the Combat Googles once seeded.

The googles will augment the tone of my black skin and make ladies leave notable q.uim snail trails in their pursuit of great penetration.

Thus, I make mockery of your monocles sirs and say that soon you will be old news.






Teladius
Star Frontiers
Posted - 2011.07.03 23:43:00 - [51]
 

What are these googles you speak of kind sir?

Are they fit for a gentleman of nobility?

Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.07.04 00:11:00 - [52]
 

Originally by: Teladius
What are these googles you speak of kind sir?

Are they fit for a gentleman of nobility?

Dear Sir, I formally request Parley and will attempt to answer your question when the candle flickers less bright, the wine from the goat skinned bota bag runs dry and I have amassed in my creative imagination something witty to say. The night is still young.

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2011.07.04 00:43:00 - [53]
 

Monocles set my gaydar aflutter.

Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.07.04 01:53:00 - [54]
 

Originally by: Dirk Magnum
Monocles set my gaydar aflutter.

Dirk has arisen my gay and i further request parley while i fondle him.

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2011.07.04 02:10:00 - [55]
 

I'm into parsley as well.

Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.07.04 02:22:00 - [56]
 

all that happened between 00.11.00 and 02:10:00 was fictional man love kk

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2011.07.04 02:25:00 - [57]
 

Singeabooty Raj played with my heart and now says it was all fictional. Do not trust Singeabooty Raj he is a scammer of love. Surprised

Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.07.04 02:37:00 - [58]
 

Edited by: Singeabooty Raj on 04/07/2011 06:57:58
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Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.07.04 05:05:00 - [59]
 

Edited by: Singeabooty Raj on 04/07/2011 06:58:27
Edited by: Singeabooty Raj on 04/07/2011 05:07:04
Edited by: Singeabooty Raj on 04/07/2011 05:06:30
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Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.07.04 06:51:00 - [60]
 

Edited by: Singeabooty Raj on 04/07/2011 06:58:54
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