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Nimue Medb
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:20:00 - [1]
 

Monocle purchasers of Eve - you've been jipped.

Browsing through the Steam store - as you do, I've found the superior left monocle.

I hear this retails for twice the right monocle, and definately allows you to see ladies naughty bits through layers of 'Impress' skirt, 'Sterling' dress blouse or even 'Greave' knee boots if that floats your boat.

Linky for your perusal.

CCP are monitoring your interest and Hilmar will be releasing interest stats (soon) and urging the upper classes to stay the course.

Unoriginality
Gallente
Unoriginal Enterprises
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:22:00 - [2]
 

Meh to your monocles, I'm waiting for the cybernetic eye thing. The one the woman has top middle on that picture, but in gold.

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:23:00 - [3]
 

the left eye is unclean for we use it to see the common folk. That makes it unworthy to be covered by something so elegant

Ramelius
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:27:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
the left eye is unclean for we use it to see the common folk. That makes it unworthy to be covered by something so elegant


"And it was with this quote that the monocle trolls finally lost the forum wars. So let it be written, so let it be done!"

Iloni Atoriandra
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:27:00 - [5]
 

Our monocles are gold, that is merely cheep silver.

Discrodia
Gallente
Symbiosis International
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:31:00 - [6]
 

Does the person in the bottom middle have a safety pin through their ear? Shocked

Theocrates
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:43:00 - [7]
 

Think its just an off angle on a large hoop and and ball earring.

Bloodpetal
Mimidae Risk Solutions
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:47:00 - [8]
 

Just felt I'd like to add that those monocles really look horrible.

/me puts on anti-troll spray.


Rumple Fourskin
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:58:00 - [9]
 

You monocle people spamming all the threads are idiots. You want to talk about peasants? I know you.

Shereza
Posted - 2011.06.30 00:20:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Discrodia
Does the person in the bottom middle have a safety pin through their ear? Shocked


Probably. I mean it's like 10,000-30,000 years in the future and duct tape is still in heavy use as is evidenced by the Minmatar fleet. Actually, given how the military loves duct tape as well it wouldn't surprise me if the Caldari navy uses a lot of it too.

Hell, I bet they still have fingernail clippers in EVE too. I've used mine for odd jobs like taking apart an LCD monitor and stripping wires in addition to their "normal" function. Hell, some make good tools for cleaning out ear wax.

There's absolutely no doubt in my mind that due to the other applications of saftey pins their lifespan could stretch across millenia. Cool

Templar Dane
Amarr
Amarrian Retribution
Posted - 2011.06.30 00:26:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Rumple Fourskin
You monocle people spamming all the threads are idiots. You want to talk about peasants? I know you.


They're trying to recreate the epicness of the first monocle-troll thread.

Flawless execution, but even it stopped being funny after the first few pages.

extrud3r Hakuli
Posted - 2011.06.30 14:43:00 - [12]
 

Trolling? So if someone is richer than you it automaticly makes him a troll?
I know you guys are just jealous at my precious, but i will forgive you. After all you guys are just poor peasants.

Valari Nala Zena
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2011.06.30 14:47:00 - [13]
 

Still doesn't change the fact that it looks like a butt hole Very Happy

extrud3r Hakuli
Posted - 2011.06.30 14:48:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Valari Nala Zena
Still doesn't change the fact that it looks like a butt hole Very Happy


Thats like, your opinion man!

Viking Sven
Posted - 2011.06.30 14:50:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: extrud3r Hakuli
Originally by: Valari Nala Zena
Still doesn't change the fact that it looks like a butt hole Very Happy


Thats like, your opinion man!


lol it looks like it's in your ****ing forehead.

extrud3r Hakuli
Posted - 2011.06.30 14:57:00 - [16]
 

come on don't cry people. Maybe one day you will be dignified and rich enough to buy such an outstanding piece of craftmanship.
For now you have to remain silent or i will have you removed, peasant!

Minigin
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.06.30 15:02:00 - [17]
 

people who cant afford monocles dont like how they look.

coincidence? you decide!

Discrodia
Gallente
Symbiosis International
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.30 15:02:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: extrud3r Hakuli
come on don't cry people. Maybe one day you will be dignified and rich enough to buy such an outstanding piece of craftmanship.
For now you have to remain silent or i will have you removed, peasant!


Can you explain to me exactly what compels monocle-wearers with rich parents to yell 'peasant' every sentence?

lilol' me
Posted - 2011.06.30 15:04:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Minigin
people who cant afford monocles dont like how they look.

coincidence? you decide!



lol your delusional if you think that, i can afford one, but i dont buy one cos you look like a total d1ck. Seriously they are not cool, or even look cool...dont worry at least we have someone to laugh at now..YOU

extrud3r Hakuli
Posted - 2011.06.30 15:07:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Discrodia

Can you explain to me exactly what compels monocle-wearers with rich parents to yell 'peasant' every sentence?


What do you mean? farmgirl

Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2011.06.30 15:08:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Minigin
people who cant afford monocles dont like how they look.

coincidence? you decide!

Because people who can afford them but dislike them are going to buy them.

Wait...

Futile Rhetoric
Posted - 2011.06.30 15:24:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: extrud3r Hakuli
come on don't cry people. Maybe one day you will be dignified and rich enough to buy such an outstanding piece of craftmanship.
For now you have to remain silent or i will have you removed, peasant!


The fact that one chooses not to waste money does not mean that there is none to waste. A person with truly aristocratic sensibilities would recognise the monocle for being what it is -- ugly, garish, kitsch. A lazy cash-grab executed in a manner so bumbling that one wonders if CCP marketing people are in fact alcoholics. The only people who would willingly buy an expensive bauble right after they are told by the seller himself that the reason it is expensive is so they can feel special are, in fact, peasants. Peasants in denial to be sure, but peasants nonetheless. And not the smartest peasants either, to fall for a trick the trickster never even bothered to hide.

How many of your peasant children had to go without dinner tonight so their peasant daddy could have a polished turd on his peasant eye, peasant?

I scoff at your peasant antics.


 

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