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Epiphany Achura
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:28:00 - [1]
 

I would like to see pet products in the NeX. We were promised pets in the April blog. As such I would like to propose that CCP implement a line of products designed to make taking care of our unruly pets easier. (in future releases)

You see, I have a monocled pet that I need muzzled due to excessive drooling and foaming at the mouth. Also, it has a tendency to bloviate and sometimes that just smells foul.

Addtionally, I wold like to propose monogramming of said products.

Please have my muzzle monogrammed with the name "Butterdog". He is sad that he wasn't the first to have a monocle, maybe he will be happy with Eve's first muzzle...

Vance Armistice
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:33:00 - [2]
 

LMAO!!!!

Erien Rand
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:38:00 - [3]
 

Who/what is Butterdog?

Epiphany Achura
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:47:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Erien Rand
Who/what is Butterdog?


He is a forum troll with delusions of grandeur...

http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1542704

Also, he is my pet. He shops for me. Waits on those pesky lines for me and calls my cell when it is my turn. I have him make all of my appointments and he even cleans my Precision boots. I allowed him to use some isk out of petty cash to purchase two monocles but his is being pouty cuz he wasn't the first kid on the block to get one...

Can you see why as difficult as he can be I never get rid of him? I do need that muzzle though... Very Happy

AkJon Ferguson
JC Ferguson and Son Ltd
Ferguson Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:49:00 - [5]
 

Oh, I thought this was a dev post, sorry, my bad.

Titus Phook
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:55:00 - [6]
 

ooh nicely worded, slightly barbed put down there :)

I doff my cap in your direction OP

Xercodo
Amarr
Xovoni Directorate
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:56:00 - [7]
 

Is it a bad thing that the first thought to come to mind when I saw this thread title was BDSM?

Damnit Linda, get out of my head...

Kevric
Talocan Scrap Metal and Recycling
Talocan United
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:58:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Epiphany Achura
I would like to see pet products in the NeX. We were promised pets in the April blog. As such I would like to propose that CCP implement a line of products designed to make taking care of our unruly pets easier. (in future releases)

You see, I have a monocled pet that I need muzzled due to excessive drooling and foaming at the mouth. Also, it has a tendency to bloviate and sometimes that just smells foul.

Addtionally, I wold like to propose monogramming of said products.

Please have my muzzle monogrammed with the name "Butterdog". He is sad that he wasn't the first to have a monocle, maybe he will be happy with Eve's first muzzle...


Oh, I thought this was a Red Alliance post about Pandemic Legion.

Epiphany Achura
Posted - 2011.06.29 22:16:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Xercodo
Is it a bad thing that the first thought to come to mind when I saw this thread title was BDSM?

Damnit Linda, get out of my head...


He is availible for all of your needs...for a price...slight upcharge if he brings his monocle though.

Did I mention he has 2? I know he has mentioned that he has 2 many times. Fact is I bought him four monocles, but I just got him to count as high as 2 last week so....I take my victories where I can get them.

Komen
Gallente
Capital Enrichment Services
Posted - 2011.06.29 22:26:00 - [10]
 

I must admit, I chuckled a bit.

Xercodo
Amarr
Xovoni Directorate
Posted - 2011.06.29 22:45:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Epiphany Achura
Originally by: Xercodo
Is it a bad thing that the first thought to come to mind when I saw this thread title was BDSM?

Damnit Linda, get out of my head...


He is availible for all of your needs...for a price...slight upcharge if he brings his monocle though.

Did I mention he has 2? I know he has mentioned that he has 2 many times. Fact is I bought him four monocles, but I just got him to count as high as 2 last week so....I take my victories where I can get them.


nah it's okay I have a more...human...one already

Katrina Cortez
Posted - 2011.06.29 22:50:00 - [12]
 

Dog food for Aurum.


 

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