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Obsidian Cobra
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:19:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Obsidian Cobra on 29/06/2011 19:22:50
Edited by: Obsidian Cobra on 29/06/2011 19:22:14
If you for some Reason (im guessing because you are a shopaholic, have an Inferiority complex or are just plain stupid) bought a monacle I think you should all petition CCP for to get an Ingame Item to wear, that says " I just got scamed BY CCP and all I got was this Lousy T-shirt"

Seriously you all know that we are laughing our ase of at you? Having a Monocle just shows that you are prime targets for a nice ingame scam because you clearly havent got the Wits to hang on to your ISK... You have shown the comunity that you are both feeble and weak-minded... And I personaly dont understand how you lasted this long in EvE... Probably you are all station horing In highsec... Carebaring your littele hearths out Muhaha. This **** is just to funny... I never thought anyone could be some dumb that they bought monacles. When I saw it on the market I was thinking OMG CCP you cant think anyone is dumb enought to buy this? But you Monacle dudes have proved me wrong. Dam I really should take my scaming skills into IRL because there looks to be alot of stupid people out there just waiting to get Tricked and robbed HAHAHA...Wink

Ps: Se you ingame Re-tards and hold on to your chash because im coming for it hihihi..

Discrodia
Gallente
Symbiosis International
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:21:00 - [2]
 

They do know, but if I can quote butterdog on this one we are just "poor plebeians who are all jelly".

But, hey, it's just tossers trying to justify tossing. Ignore them.

Torin
Minmatar
Red Bone Corsairs
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:28:00 - [3]
 

I heard that when you look through the lens of a monocle, you see dead people...or through clothes. I can't remember which.

Either way, that's neat.

Iloni Atoriandra
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:33:00 - [4]
 

Its monocle so learn 2 spell, I mean how can you be so dumb to create a thread and not even know how to spell monocle.

You sound bitter and jelly and us in the monocle community look down on you and your poor scrub associates who clearly havent got enough excess wealth to join us elite with our extravagant purchases.

Torin
Minmatar
Red Bone Corsairs
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:36:00 - [5]
 

A Monocle has blessed this thread by posting in it!!

This is truly a happy day.

Obsidian Cobra
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:46:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Iloni Atoriandra
Its monocle so learn 2 spell, I mean how can you be so dumb to create a thread and not even know how to spell monocle.

You sound bitter and jelly and us in the monocle community look down on you and your poor scrub associates who clearly havent got enough excess wealth to join us elite with our extravagant purchases.


HAHA if you dident get the joke I cant help you dude...

I wrote this in another thread an I was so pleased with it that I WIll repost it here adreessed to you Iloni :)

"LOLZ Iloni get serious dude you come of as a mor-ON haha.. NOOB. Only the Feeble-minded and the circle of yes-sayers that these monacle people have around them are ever going to be jelly of an Overpriced item... Get real If you walk by me iN IRL WITH a ROlex, guchi-bag or a pair of Jeans worth a ****load of cash.. The only thing Im thinking is Okey how Am I gona SCAM this sucker, because the cost to produce the item is the same as a bag or pair of jeans that cost 20times less. (unless its made of gold or dimonds,and the Value of that is also man made.. its just shiny stones and metals that people say okey its rare so it will be worth more)

The hole Consumer world is just one BIG SCAM.. and if you do not understand why then I cant help you.. you are lost in this Fake world..

Please understand that all that have a MOnecle just got PAWNED period HAHAHA..

On a side note ALL celeberities GET there Cloths for FREEEE!! so the Weak-minded people go.. OMG she/he has this Fancy lable so I to must have also... That is how the fashion Industry works.. the claw and fight over the chans to dress the stars for the Oscars and other main events... dont for a second think that the celeberity BUY'S it.. they probably get paid to wear is so you would want it To... Its all just Hilarious to those of us who knows what Life is really about.. that some of you put such value on NOTHING..

Ps (for those that dont get it MONOCLE is misspelld 1ULZ and I might have some other spelling errors beacuse English iS obviosly not my main language.. BUT its Rather irrelivent at to what Im trying to help you MONOCLLUS people understand..


Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:50:00 - [7]
 

We of the very high class of people can purchase many things, now I must take my leave so that I may carrier jump ships as we are moving

Lady Ayeipsia
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:51:00 - [8]
 

True, there are people in this game with more money than sense.

However, I don't think the op has met those in this game that are truly loaded. Those people that lose a carrier and think, eh.... it's just a cheap ship.

Monocles are for the haves of this game, not those trying to scratch out 100 million isk, but those which purchase t2 bpos and trash them because they need some way to waste money, and yes these people do exist in game.

Iloni Atoriandra
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:53:00 - [9]
 

Lots of people have that sort of ISK. Look at how many supercaps are self funded.

ElJo123
Accompanied By Unicorns
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:54:00 - [10]
 

Edited by: ElJo123 on 29/06/2011 19:56:21
Originally by: Obsidian Cobra

HAHA if you dident get the joke I cant help you dude...

I wrote this in another thread an I was so pleased with it that I WIll repost it here adreessed to you Iloni :)

"LOLZ Iloni get serious dude you come of as a mor-ON haha.. NOOB. Only the Feeble-minded and the circle of yes-sayers that these monacle people have around them are ever going to be jelly of an Overpriced item... Get real If you walk by me iN IRL WITH a ROlex, guchi-bag or a pair of Jeans worth a ****load of cash.. The only thing Im thinking is Okey how Am I gona SCAM this sucker, because the cost to produce the item is the same as a bag or pair of jeans that cost 20times less. (unless its made of gold or dimonds,and the Value of that is also man made.. its just shiny stones and metals that people say okey its rare so it will be worth more)

The hole Consumer world is just one BIG SCAM.. and if you do not understand why then I cant help you.. you are lost in this Fake world..

Please understand that all that have a MOnecle just got PAWNED period HAHAHA..

On a side note ALL celeberities GET there Cloths for FREEEE!! so the Weak-minded people go.. OMG she/he has this Fancy lable so I to must have also... That is how the fashion Industry works.. the claw and fight over the chans to dress the stars for the Oscars and other main events... dont for a second think that the celeberity BUY'S it.. they probably get paid to wear is so you would want it To... Its all just Hilarious to those of us who knows what Life is really about.. that some of you put such value on NOTHING..

Ps (for those that dont get it MONOCLE is misspelld 1ULZ and I might have some other spelling errors beacuse English iS obviosly not my main language.. BUT its Rather irrelivent at to what Im trying to help you MONOCLLUS people understand..




This is the very first time I'm going to say wat on the eve forums without any hint of sarcasm (deep breath):

wat?

(feels weird tbh)

EDIT: ok, not entirely without sarcasm. I could deduce from your post that something is deeply wrong with the world and/or something else entirely?

Ana Vyr
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:00:00 - [11]
 

It's just another way to grief the community that is trying so hard to put a stop to it. Why expect anything different from this game's community? The game legitimizes all kinds of crappy asshattery. After reading Hillmar's jeans post, I'm feeling a lot less confused about why that is.

Obsidian Cobra
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:07:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Lady Ayeipsia
True, there are people in this game with more money than sense.

However, I don't think the op has met those in this game that are truly loaded. Those people that lose a carrier and think, eh.... it's just a cheap ship.

Monocles are for the haves of this game, not those trying to scratch out 100 million isk, but those which purchase t2 bpos and trash them because they need some way to waste money, and yes these people do exist in game.


HAHA.. still its not the point Lady... and I have been playing eve since 2004/and have way over 100sp)and well more ISK then I can ever spend.. Im not talking about affording Im talking about Buying an Item worth converted from plex alot of IRL money... Its overpriced anyway you look at it. These people made the conscious desicsion to buy an Item that makes them laughable to anyone with a Brain. As I say if you had 10 million dollars on your bank account and bought a guchi back or a Rolex for 20-50 thousand dollars I would also think you were a MORON.. even if you can afford it.. its not about affording its about understanding that its a SCAM... IRL and its a SCAM here...

What you need to survive IN IRL is food, water and shelter... some people dont even have that in the world and It kinda disgust me how some people Overconsume when there is no need... There will be no Moving van (with all your stuff) trailing behind the Hurse when you are dead... Its just sad In IRL.. but when People buy an item like the Monocle in a game it just becomes Hilarous... I mean these people have really AND I mean Really lost it... They probaly all need serious Economic help IN IRL. And some might even suffer from serious addiction.

Iloni Atoriandra
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:13:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Obsidian Cobra
Originally by: Lady Ayeipsia
True, there are people in this game with more money than sense.

However, I don't think the op has met those in this game that are truly loaded. Those people that lose a carrier and think, eh.... it's just a cheap ship.

Monocles are for the haves of this game, not those trying to scratch out 100 million isk, but those which purchase t2 bpos and trash them because they need some way to waste money, and yes these people do exist in game.


HAHA.. still its not the point Lady... and I have been playing eve since 2004/and have way over 100sp)and well more ISK then I can ever spend.. Im not talking about affording Im talking about Buying an Item worth converted from plex alot of IRL money... Its overpriced anyway you look at it. These people made the conscious desicsion to buy an Item that makes them laughable to anyone with a Brain. As I say if you had 10 million dollars on your bank account and bought a guchi back or a Rolex for 20-50 thousand dollars I would also think you were a MORON.. even if you can afford it.. its not about affording its about understanding that its a SCAM... IRL and its a SCAM here...

What you need to survive IN IRL is food, water and shelter... some people dont even have that in the world and It kinda disgust me how some people Overconsume when there is no need... There will be no Moving van (with all your stuff) trailing behind the Hurse when you are dead... Its just sad In IRL.. but when People buy an item like the Monocle in a game it just becomes Hilarous... I mean these people have really AND I mean Really lost it... They probaly all need serious Economic help IN IRL. And some might even suffer from serious addiction.


You also dont NEED MMOs to survive yet you play EVE which would be overconsuming.

000Hunter000
Gallente
Missiles 'R' Us
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:16:00 - [14]
 

IBBD!!! Very Happy

Lyrrashae
Minmatar
Crushed Ambitions
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:19:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Iloni Atoriandra
Its monocle so learn 2 spell, I mean how can you be so dumb to create a thread and not even know how to spell monocle.

You sound bitter and jelly and us in the monocle community look down on you and your poor scrub associates who clearly havent got enough excess wealth to join us elite with our extravagant purchases.


Sure, but you still look like you've got an anus erupting out of your face.

Mytzso
Private Nuisance
Segregati0n
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:21:00 - [16]
 

We do not approve of feeble trolling peasants.

Jasdemi
Interstellar Whine Brewery
Monocle Overlords
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:23:00 - [17]
 

Calm down, poor peasants. We, monocle wearers, got so much ISK, that we don't give a **** what we spend it on.

Obsidian Cobra
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:29:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Iloni Atoriandra
Originally by: Obsidian Cobra
Originally by: Lady Ayeipsia
True, there are people in this game with more money than sense.

However, I don't think the op has met those in this game that are truly loaded. Those people that lose a carrier and think, eh.... it's just a cheap ship.

Monocles are for the haves of this game, not those trying to scratch out 100 million isk, but those which purchase t2 bpos and trash them because they need some way to waste money, and yes these people do exist in game.


HAHA.. still its not the point Lady... and I have been playing eve since 2004/and have way over 100sp)and well more ISK then I can ever spend.. Im not talking about affording Im talking about Buying an Item worth converted from plex alot of IRL money... Its overpriced anyway you look at it. These people made the conscious desicsion to buy an Item that makes them laughable to anyone with a Brain. As I say if you had 10 million dollars on your bank account and bought a guchi back or a Rolex for 20-50 thousand dollars I would also think you were a MORON.. even if you can afford it.. its not about affording its about understanding that its a SCAM... IRL and its a SCAM here...

What you need to survive IN IRL is food, water and shelter... some people dont even have that in the world and It kinda disgust me how some people Overconsume when there is no need... There will be no Moving van (with all your stuff) trailing behind the Hurse when you are dead... Its just sad In IRL.. but when People buy an item like the Monocle in a game it just becomes Hilarous... I mean these people have really AND I mean Really lost it... They probaly all need serious Economic help IN IRL. And some might even suffer from serious addiction.


You also dont NEED MMOs to survive yet you play EVE which would be overconsuming.


very true but this is the last place I would think to find BLING people ( I thought EvE players were smart business people) haha... seriously Iloni what were you thinking when you got that monocle? what was your reasoning behind it? did you think anyone with some wits would not think ( hehe there is prime target to pull a Scam on... He is obviously to dumb to ever see it coming) Im from sweden IRL and we have this thing called IKEA. Its founder Ingvar kamprad never wears any bling... In sweden you dont flash... only up and comers and EURO trash flash and BLING.. Mainly people from the from the baltic states and imagrants.. Swedish people dont flash its not seen as good custome or smart. You do not park your fancy sports car outside your office because you will not get any customers. I say this so you understand were im coming from :)( In the US you park your super car outside because then people think okey he is a success so i go to him. It dosent work like that across the pond) so to me you all look like JACK-ases.. you seriously do this is nOt a joke I think you are stupid for buying that overpriced Monocle.

Obsidian Cobra
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:36:00 - [19]
 

Smart people dictate your shoping habits IRL (and dont think that they dont) and the Smart people at CCP have Clearly dictated your shoping habits In this game. And you have also become the laughing stock to most of the comunity and I dont see you ever recovering from it... People will years from now still refer to you as the Stupid Monocle people who got scamed and dident even get a T-shirt that said " Iv been scamed By CCP and all I got was this Lousy T-shirt) hahah ... Just face it you are SO pAWned Noobs its just to much fun..

Nak hak
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:37:00 - [20]
 

Edited by: Nak hak on 29/06/2011 20:38:21
I for one support this move toward Colonial Klink avatars.

"Hogan,......!" LaughingLaughingLaughing


Obsidian Cobra
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:42:00 - [21]
 

CCP even said it themself in there leaked MAIL "this is not the time to listen to what our players say but instead see what they do" and lists how many monacles they had allready sold 52 was the count then. I guess sadly that more suckers have made that go up by now haha.

You have to face reality even how hard you try you will always be the laughing stock of the comunity and saying you have Billions of ISK only make you look even more stupid to me.. Beacuse you should know better.. you should be SMART... You have shaterd my belief that my fellow Rich people in EvE had some BRAINS... that is what scares me, that we found out you were this stupid.

Bizzi Zeitschrift
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:44:00 - [22]
 

Edited by: Bizzi Zeitschrift on 29/06/2011 20:44:01
OP...shush now...it be otay...It really will.



 

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