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Ezra Vouland
Lords 0f Justice
Fidelas Constans
Posted - 2011.06.29 18:44:00 - [31]
 

Edited by: Ezra Vouland on 29/06/2011 18:45:03
Originally by: Mallikanth
Edited by: Mallikanth on 29/06/2011 18:43:14
Originally by: Mytzso

We shall laugh at each other than, peasant Cool



Far from it..you seem to have forgotten something...
my laughs cost me nothing.

How much did yours cost you again?
Oh I forgot "it means nothing to me". I'm soooo pleased for you Very Happy



[edit for boredom] enjoy! TTFN







Isn't isk free since its fake space money?

Sig Sour
Posted - 2011.06.29 18:45:00 - [32]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
I already have a large selection of faction battleships. You may come and see them in Agil. Your problem is that you assume the choice is between faction ships or monocles - but no, the true elite can have both.


Agil

That's high sec. You got a long way to go before you are elite. LONG WAY.

Joiske
Posted - 2011.06.29 18:46:00 - [33]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Edited by: Butter Dog on 29/06/2011 18:40:52
Originally by: Joiske
Originally by: Sig Sour
He probably can, its not expensive. You just have to be a moron to buy one.


^ this

with my pay check i could buy 10 of these a day, but i am not a mug that's gonna be mugged ... i am happy with my weenier, monocles owners are obviously not ...


Spending RL cash is not how the Monocled Elite operate. We use ISK. If you have to use RL cash, you have failed at life and eve and are not truly ~eLiTe~



but that's where you are wrong...

I have most if not all faction ships in game, all fitted with leet faction gear, plus I have over 20 billion in my account right now ... you sir are the fool .... because no one is elite in a game of pixels .... it is after all A GAME but you fail to see that .... wearing a monocle effects your ability to see the true picture, you have been mugged ... whether you buy it with rl money or isk, you were stupid enough to fall for the trap .... its this very stupidity that will eventually kill eve ... and there is nothing really elite about that ....

Mytzso
Private Nuisance
Segregati0n
Posted - 2011.06.29 18:47:00 - [34]
 

Originally by: Ezra Vouland
How much did yours cost you again?

Hohoho! More than you can afford silly peasant. And worth every ISK Very Happy

A Taxman
Posted - 2011.06.29 18:47:00 - [35]
 

Originally by: Joiske
Originally by: Butter Dog
Edited by: Butter Dog on 29/06/2011 18:40:52
Originally by: Joiske
Originally by: Sig Sour
He probably can, its not expensive. You just have to be a moron to buy one.


^ this

with my pay check i could buy 10 of these a day, but i am not a mug that's gonna be mugged ... i am happy with my weenier, monocles owners are obviously not ...


Spending RL cash is not how the Monocled Elite operate. We use ISK. If you have to use RL cash, you have failed at life and eve and are not truly ~eLiTe~



but that's where you are wrong...

I have most if not all faction ships in game, all fitted with leet faction gear, plus I have over 20 billion in my account right now ... you sir are the fool .... because no one is elite in a game of pixels .... it is after all A GAME but you fail to see that .... wearing a monocle effects your ability to see the true picture, you have been mugged ... whether you buy it with rl money or isk, you were stupid enough to fall for the trap .... its this very stupidity that will eventually kill eve ... and there is nothing really elite about that ....


This guy just got trolled.

Posting here to confirm that I want a monocle.

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.29 18:49:00 - [36]
 

Originally by: Joiske
Originally by: Butter Dog
Edited by: Butter Dog on 29/06/2011 18:40:52
Originally by: Joiske
Originally by: Sig Sour
He probably can, its not expensive. You just have to be a moron to buy one.


^ this

with my pay check i could buy 10 of these a day, but i am not a mug that's gonna be mugged ... i am happy with my weenier, monocles owners are obviously not ...


Spending RL cash is not how the Monocled Elite operate. We use ISK. If you have to use RL cash, you have failed at life and eve and are not truly ~eLiTe~



but that's where you are wrong...

I have most if not all faction ships in game, all fitted with leet faction gear, plus I have over 20 billion in my account right now ... you sir are the fool .... because no one is elite in a game of pixels .... it is after all A GAME but you fail to see that .... wearing a monocle effects your ability to see the true picture, you have been mugged ... whether you buy it with rl money or isk, you were stupid enough to fall for the trap .... its this very stupidity that will eventually kill eve ... and there is nothing really elite about that ....


I am sorry, but if you had true wealth (20bn isk, lol) you would not be so angry and clearly jealous. You cannot comprehend buying your cynoalts monocles because you are not elite.

Lightzy
Cult of the Spinning Meat
Posted - 2011.06.29 18:49:00 - [37]
 

Edited by: Lightzy on 29/06/2011 19:22:56
monocles are geart

A Little Girl
Posted - 2011.06.29 18:56:00 - [38]
 

I throw my panties at you I love you that much Rolling Eyes

Omara Otawan
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:00:00 - [39]
 

Edited by: Omara Otawan on 29/06/2011 19:01:07

Why is everyone raging when someone buys a monocle?

Its a true win-win situation.

CCP basically gets a $60 donation without providing anything in return, extra income for the good people that give us this fine game cant possibly be wrong.

And we get to laugh at the idiot that gave away his in-game/RL money for no good reason other than making a donation for the game the rest of us play (as well as Dust and WoD).

I approve of this, buy more monocles. And please dont forget the matching shoes, skirt and blouse. You dont want to be a cheapskate now, do you?

Nitt Lock
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:03:00 - [40]
 

Hehe these trolls all buy the monocle but not the clothing and boots because they are merely out to troll.

Return here when you have the full oufit for all your alts poor man.

Torin
Minmatar
Red Bone Corsairs
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:14:00 - [41]
 

I, for one, welcome our new monocled overlords.

Dr Lebroi
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:17:00 - [42]
 

Must admit I'm really enjoying these posts! Go earn some isk if you want a monocle - happy to say that vanity items are working as intended. Happy to see more vanity stuff but do not want anything that gives game advantage.

Arias Dren
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:21:00 - [43]
 

Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:21:05
Alot of people are elite, and have the money to buy a monocle (or many), and simply do not because they think it looks like... ****.

Or they have plenty of money, but do not buy a monocle out of spite, because CCP has ****ed them off lately.

Since these points seem oblivious to you Butter Dog, you are stupid, and noone stupid can really -be- elite, can they. So STFU and die. Razz

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:23:00 - [44]
 

Originally by: Arias Dren
Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:21:05
Alot of people are elite, and have the money to buy a monocle (or many), and simply do not because they think it looks like... ****.

Or they have plenty of money, but do not buy a monocle out of spite, because CCP has ****ed them off lately.

Since these points seem oblivious to you Butter Dog, you are stupid, and noone stupid can really -be- elite, can they. So STFU and die. Razz


i doubt you can even afford a simple capital ship, let alone a monocle-equipped cynoalt

you have a long way to go before being elite, and with your attitude I think you wont ever get there

Arias Dren
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:24:00 - [45]
 

Originally by: Arias Dren
Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:21:05
Alot of people are elite, and have the money to buy a monocle (or many), and simply do not because they think it looks like... ****.

Or they have plenty of money, but do not buy a monocle out of spite, because CCP has ****ed them off lately.

Since these points seem oblivious to you Butter Dog, you are stupid, and noone stupid can really -be- elite, can they. So STFU and die. Razz


Wink

Ramelius
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:25:00 - [46]
 

Originally by: Mytzso
CCP PR Troll



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Epiphany Achura
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:38:00 - [47]
 

Came on the forums to see what all the fuss is about. Couldn't care less about MT-vanity items.

Saw a guy calling himself elite...got excited...then I found out it was the one and only Butterdog (well-known troll poster)

Funny that you think you are well off cuz you can afford two of those monocle thingies. $120 makes you affluent does it? Bro, come to New York and see if you can keep up with the boys at a high-end night club. $120.00 is what I spend in the first five minutes on drinks.

Where you from Mississipi?!?! I hear down there that's a lot of money. Must look awesome on your computer screen. Can you see it from outside your trailer? Does the relflection show in the swamp water?

I always knew you were a forum hooker but coming on here and calling yourself "elite"? Butterdog+elite=oxymoron.


P.s. Look Mom I am in a bitterdog post..and he has a monocle!!!
p.p.s There is no truth to the rumor that Bitterdog recieved the monocles gratis from CCP to go on his current jihad. None at all Rolling Eyes

Iloni Atoriandra
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:40:00 - [48]
 

Mytzso I want a sig like yours.

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:42:00 - [49]
 

Originally by: Epiphany Achura
Came on the forums to see what all the fuss is about. Couldn't care less about MT-vanity items.

Saw a guy calling himself elite...got excited...then I found out it was the one and only Butterdog (well-known troll poster)

Funny that you think you are well off cuz you can afford two of those monocle thingies. $120 makes you affluent does it? Bro, come to New York and see if you can keep up with the boys at a high-end night club. $120.00 is what I spend in the first five minutes on drinks.

Where you from Mississipi?!?! I hear down there that's a lot of money. Must look awesome on your computer screen. Can you see it from outside your trailer? Does the relflection show in the swamp water?

I always knew you were a forum hooker but coming on here and calling yourself "elite"? Butterdog+elite=oxymoron.


P.s. Look Mom I am in a bitterdog post..and he has a monocle!!!
p.p.s There is no truth to the rumor that Bitterdog recieved the monocles gratis from CCP to go on his current jihad. None at all Rolling Eyes


3bn isk, not $120. There is a significant difference between those things.

As for the rest of your post - you sound jealous and angry. Please calm down, it's only a game, it's fine if you're not truly elite like me.

Arias Dren
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:43:00 - [50]
 

Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:46:37
Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:45:36
We can win this argument easily... with a logical induction.

Premise : For Butter Dog to be correct, ALL players of extreme wealth or combat skill would have to agree with CCP's latest decisions, and not refraining from purchasing the monocle out of spite, -OR- ALL players of extreme wealth or combat skill would have to be people who would want a monocle and think a monocle looked good, ALL players, all of them.

Supposition : Extremely unlikely that ALL players of extreme wealth or combat skill would both be positive on both variables. Many exceptions likely in the sample group, again on both points (happiness with CCP / desire or lack of desire for the monocle).

Conclusion : Button Dog is making an assertion that logic doesn't really support. This, makes him look, like a dumba$$.

Any troll maneuver is an attempt to say something offensive, but believable. You forgot the second point. Again... not something someone elite would do. Razz

El Lion
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:46:00 - [51]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Dear fellow pilots,

Very few of you will have heard of Lord Preotea before. This is because he is my cynoalt. I barely use him and he sits on the same account as me. He has less than 1m skillpoints.

However, this alone is not a sufficient reason to deprive Lord Preotea of the true sign of the elite - his own monocle. I would not wish any character closely associated with me to be lacking in such an essential accessory, for I am serious about being truly elite.

You may check Lord Proetea in-game to confirm he has the monocle. This will leave you in no doubt that I truly am the ELITE OF THE ELITE.

Thank you.



1/10

Yabba Addict
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:47:00 - [52]
 

Huh, wassat? Oh, that, don't worry, it's just another troll with more isk than imagination. Monocle, peasant, elite, heard it all before. I remember a time when they actually tried, but not now

Ltd SpacePig
FISKL GUARDS
RED.OverLord
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:50:00 - [53]
 

Originally by: Arias Dren
Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:46:37
Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:45:36
We can win this argument easily... with a logical induction.

Premise : For Butter Dog to be correct, ALL players of extreme wealth or combat skill would have to agree with CCP's latest decisions, and not refraining from purchasing the monocle out of spite, -OR- ALL players of extreme wealth or combat skill would have to be people who would want a monocle and think a monocle looked good, ALL players, all of them.

Supposition : Extremely unlikely that ALL players of extreme wealth or combat skill would both be positive on both variables. Many exceptions likely in the sample group, again on both points (happiness with CCP / desire or lack of desire for the monocle).

Conclusion : Button Dog is making an assertion that logic doesn't really support. This, makes him look, like a dumba$$.

Any troll maneuver is an attempt to say something offensive, but believable. You forgot the second point. Again... not something someone elite would do. Razz


Bleh... you just try to much..

+1 to Bitter Dog :)

Arias Dren
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:52:00 - [54]
 

Originally by: Ltd SpacePig
Originally by: Arias Dren
Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:46:37
Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:45:36
We can win this argument easily... with a logical induction.

Premise : For Butter Dog to be correct, ALL players of extreme wealth or combat skill would have to agree with CCP's latest decisions, and not refraining from purchasing the monocle out of spite, -OR- ALL players of extreme wealth or combat skill would have to be people who would want a monocle and think a monocle looked good, ALL players, all of them.

Supposition : Extremely unlikely that ALL players of extreme wealth or combat skill would both be positive on both variables. Many exceptions likely in the sample group, again on both points (happiness with CCP / desire or lack of desire for the monocle).

Conclusion : Button Dog is making an assertion that logic doesn't really support. This, makes him look, like a dumba$$.

Any troll maneuver is an attempt to say something offensive, but believable. You forgot the second point. Again... not something someone elite would do. Razz


Bleh... you just try to much..

+1 to Bitter Dog :)


If -that- is your yardstick of what's right or wrong, you are a ****ing moron too. Wink

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:56:00 - [55]
 

Originally by: Arias Dren


If -that- is your yardstick of what's right or wrong, you are a ****ing moron too. Wink


lets examine the evidence

1. you sound angry
2. you dont have monocle

coincidence? I think not

Arias Dren
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:56:00 - [56]
 

Originally by: Arias Dren
Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:21:05
Alot of people are elite, and have the money to buy a monocle (or many), and simply do not because they think it looks like... ****.

Or they have plenty of money, but do not buy a monocle out of spite, because CCP has ****ed them off lately.

Since these points seem oblivious to you Butter Dog, you are stupid, and noone stupid can really -be- elite, can they. So STFU and die. Razz



Sorry Butter, you aren't getting out of this one. Razz

Epiphany Achura
Posted - 2011.06.29 19:58:00 - [57]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Epiphany Achura
Came on the forums to see what all the fuss is about. Couldn't care less about MT-vanity items.

Saw a guy calling himself elite...got excited...then I found out it was the one and only Butterdog (well-known troll poster)

Funny that you think you are well off cuz you can afford two of those monocle thingies. $120 makes you affluent does it? Bro, come to New York and see if you can keep up with the boys at a high-end night club. $120.00 is what I spend in the first five minutes on drinks.

Where you from Mississipi?!?! I hear down there that's a lot of money. Must look awesome on your computer screen. Can you see it from outside your trailer? Does the relflection show in the swamp water?

I always knew you were a forum hooker but coming on here and calling yourself "elite"? Butterdog+elite=oxymoron.


P.s. Look Mom I am in a bitterdog post..and he has a monocle!!!
p.p.s There is no truth to the rumor that Bitterdog recieved the monocles gratis from CCP to go on his current jihad. None at all Rolling Eyes


3bn isk, not $120. There is a significant difference between those things.

As for the rest of your post - you sound jealous and angry. Please calm down, it's only a game, it's fine if you're not truly elite like me.


You answered none of my questions how sad...you are. If I sound jealous and angry it is only because you can't hear me properly. Might want to see your local witch doctor. Could be the swamp water building up in your inner ear.

If you heard me properly I would sound contemptuous...of you. Couldn't care less about the issue at hand or your monocles. What I find appaling is your use of the term "elite" in describing yourself and how you enjoy putting others down.

Are you that insignificant in real life that you have to prop yourself up on the forums? I guess so...

Arias Dren
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:00:00 - [58]
 

Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:01:33
Of course they won't read what you're saying properly or actually 'respond' to your points. That would actually be 'arguing'. These stupid ****s just spin. Really. ****ing. Elite.

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:04:00 - [59]
 

Originally by: Arias Dren
Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:01:33
Of course they won't read what you're saying properly or actually 'respond' to your points. That would actually be 'arguing'. These stupid ****s just spin. Really. ****ing. Elite.


If I gave you a pair of 'Precision' Boots as an act of charity, will you stop crying about your lack of monocle?

Ohh Yeah
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:04:00 - [60]
 

Originally by: Mallikanth
Edited by: Mallikanth on 29/06/2011 18:22:56
What are these groups of pixels you've bought? $80 each?

Confirming you are $160 worse off than these rest of us. You are now the proud owner of a few more pixels than most of us in this Computer game.

If it makes you feel better why don't you spend some more of your money and be the first owner of the first set of everything!!!






Then we will laugh even more at you Laughing

Keep spending & bragging bro. Rolling Eyes




Mmm, yes. A proletarian with an opinion. Cute, but novel at best.

Carry on kind Butter Dog, ol' chap.


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