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Lyrrashae
Minmatar
Crushed Ambitions
Posted - 2011.06.29 16:07:00 - [91]
 

Edited by: Lyrrashae on 29/06/2011 18:39:37
Originally by: DeMichael Crimson
Comical levels of self-righteousness.


Sense of humour: Get one. You badly need it, from the sound of things.

And my spelling of haemorroid is legit, it's just not used much any more.

Sorry, but I speak English, not American.

And I post to please and amuse myself, your approval is neither solicited nor required, I don't know what gave you the idea that it is, but...yeah.

Cun_t.

Gurgeh Murat
Minmatar
Blue Republic
Posted - 2011.06.29 16:13:00 - [92]
 

Amazingly tasteful, it will surely complement your Burberry Top Hat a treat...

Kewso
Posted - 2011.06.29 16:32:00 - [93]
 


Titus Phook
Posted - 2011.06.29 16:49:00 - [94]
 

Don't those monocles hurt your sphincter every time you have to pull your head from out of your arse?

Lyrrashae
Minmatar
Crushed Ambitions
Posted - 2011.06.29 17:03:00 - [95]
 

Originally by: DeMichael Crimson


(Crap...)

The Comma after 'faces' should be a Period. Your use of the word 'pretensions' is incorrect which actually should have been 'pretenses'.

(Followed by more crap...)




Nope, sorry: Not if one is using punctuation to convey nuances and shadings of tone. L2write, mate. "Pretensions"/"pretenses..." It's all just another way of saying "stupid useless sh!t for stupid useless people" to me. Either way, I don't have to type as much Wink

Now find somewhere else to go: Who knows, you might get lucky and find a place where people are still new enough for you to easily convince them that you and your self-righteous twaddle matter.

Regards,

--The green-eyed, sunglasses-at-night *****ugh

Deryk Kyeld
Veteran Defense Initiative
Posted - 2011.06.29 18:29:00 - [96]
 

Hahaha you people wasted the equivalent of 70 dollars on a useless fake eye. You basically trolled yourselves.

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:21:00 - [97]
 

Originally by: Deryk Kyeld
Hahaha you people wasted the equivalent of 70 dollars on a useless fake eye. You basically trolled yourselves.


My dear peasant, I did not spend a dollar of real currency on this spectacular status symbol. I thank the many weeks of labor done by your kind in order to pay this for me

Conor Todaki
Pure Evil Warriors
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.29 23:56:00 - [98]
 

I see the purpose of the monocle now.

Well done CCP. As long as you don't bring out MTs that give you a direct advantage in the game you've done good.

Also, loling at all the people getting trolled. Laughing

Nehmen Geld
Posted - 2011.06.30 00:53:00 - [99]
 

Nice monocle. I'm loving how this useless piece of content is actually having an impact on our behaviours. As more people buy them I wonder if secret monocle envy is arising within the rest of us. It's fascinating to observe. I went onto SiSi last night and did some space barbie dress up and I have to say that once those Captain's Quarters doors open to the station this whole vanity item stuff is really going to take off. Some of the clothing on SiSi is really well designed. CCP clearly have a plan and a vision for where they are taking this and I'm looking forward to watching it unfold.

I predict that the right-eye monocle will be discontinued some time soon (maybe Incarna 1.1 patch) so as to make it exclusive to those people who jumped in first. It'll become the ultimate status symbol. heh

Jasonissocoollike Janeway
Posted - 2011.06.30 02:35:00 - [100]
 

The monocle thing is just satire.

All the people acting like superior, upper class douche bags are really not bad (there are exceptions). And everyone else is not a peasant or sub-human.

They are just representing how the developers and upper management at CCP feel about the players/consumers.

Let's go CCP! I'm just a raging nerd, ready to burn you at the stake. Let's milk this cash cow for everything we got. Who's in for a gold plated navy class scorpion that shoots rainbows and is almost indestructible for only ohhh..... $500 USD? That sounds right.





Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.06.30 02:38:00 - [101]
 

Originally by: Jasonissocoollike Janeway
The monocle thing is just satire.

All the people acting like superior, upper class douche bags are really not bad (there are exceptions). And everyone else is not a peasant or sub-human.

They are just representing how the developers and upper management at CCP feel about the players/consumers.

Let's go CCP! I'm just a raging nerd, ready to burn you at the stake. Let's milk this cash cow for everything we got. Who's in for a gold plated navy class scorpion that shoots rainbows and is almost indestructible for only ohhh..... $500 USD? That sounds right.







The best goose is the golden goose, for obvious reasons. It's a goose and it's gold!

Alaura Aquila
Minmatar
Matari Legion Holding
Matari Legion
Posted - 2011.06.30 02:41:00 - [102]
 

I want the mirrored optical implants like Molly had in Neuromancer.

Discrodia
Gallente
Symbiosis International
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.30 02:41:00 - [103]
 

You deserve it OP, you look like a **** either way.

Clementine A
Posted - 2011.06.30 02:55:00 - [104]
 

Originally by: Terminal Insanity
Originally by: MotherMoon
soooo you picked a monocle over a carrier then?

I already have an Archon and Nidhoggur... and a Revelation and machariel and ... well you get the idea.


Might be boring... now I understand how the monocle made your day.

Gartanus
Caldari
Gartanus Corp
Posted - 2011.06.30 03:05:00 - [105]
 

Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
It burned my eyebrow off!!! Shocked


Screw what everybody is saying! I like your monocle and want to get one of my own. What gets me is the total ignorance of people just assuming you spent money on plex to buy that. I say so what! It was your money to do with as you wish. I say good for you. What they fail to realize is that the same plex can be bought with isk in game and converted to Aur to buy said monocle. Cheers. Wink

Violent Flame
Amarr
Viziam
Posted - 2011.06.30 06:49:00 - [106]
 

Someone give me a monocle for finding this gem.

Shibosu
Posted - 2011.06.30 06:54:00 - [107]
 

I almost missed that topic :)

Good morning everyone! ugh

BeCause EyeSaidSo
Posted - 2011.06.30 07:07:00 - [108]
 

Or you could get plex through the buddy program and use it to get your own facially mounted ego masturbator for free.

Adunh Slavy
Ammatar Trade Syndicate
Posted - 2011.06.30 07:34:00 - [109]
 

Originally by: Nehmen Geld
Nice monocle. I'm loving how this useless piece of content is actually having an impact on our behaviours. As more people buy them I wonder if secret monocle envy is arising within the rest of us. It's fascinating to observe.



If nothing else, it gave this Yank the opportunity to finally understand the word "chav".

Fritzman
Aliastra
Posted - 2011.06.30 07:39:00 - [110]
 

Getting my monocle today. The military jacket, pants and the boots won't be complete without the monocle. Thanks to all the indies dropping me loot in hisec, you can now see your hard-earned ISK is well-spent with me!

Minigin
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.06.30 07:42:00 - [111]
 

Originally by: Sami Xira
Keep crankin these out! Thread after thread. LOOK AT ME! GUYS! LOOK! I paid for something I dont technically own!

Awesome, DOOD!


never been to the movies have we?

Erichk Knaar
Caldari
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2011.06.30 07:49:00 - [112]
 

Originally by: Minigin
Originally by: Sami Xira
Keep crankin these out! Thread after thread. LOOK AT ME! GUYS! LOOK! I paid for something I dont technically own!

Awesome, DOOD!


never been to the movies have we?


Probably can't afford to.

Fritzman
Aliastra
Posted - 2011.06.30 08:01:00 - [113]
 

All the poor people should be prohibited from posting in this thread.

Nicolo da'Vicenza
Amarr
Divine Power.
Atlas.
Posted - 2011.06.30 08:04:00 - [114]
 

this thread is gonna be pretty funny when monocles cost $2 a piece

Jackuu Bauwaah
Posted - 2011.06.30 08:05:00 - [115]
 

Originally by: Fritzman
All the poor people should be prohibited from posting in this thread.


Trolling should be bannable :)

Pearljammer 5657
Caldari
Last Exit.
Posted - 2011.06.30 08:12:00 - [116]
 

Im sure the people who bought monocles are fine people in RL. In my opinion these characters with monocles are a symbol of CCP lies and greed.

I dont mind the vanity items and would probably buy something if I actually cared about walking in stations. I dont want to see non vanity introduced but I think Dust will break that. I'm optimistic about the CSM meeting, but I am ready to rage and protest this weekend if the news out of Iceland is bad.

Hopefully on Friday we get a Devblog or announcement.


Terminal Insanity
Minmatar
Convex Enterprises
Posted - 2011.06.30 08:13:00 - [117]
 

Edited by: Terminal Insanity on 30/06/2011 08:14:09
Originally by: Nicolo da'Vicenza
this thread is gonna be pretty funny when monocles cost $2 a piece


The 2$ monocles will be nothing more then gimmicky eye decorations.

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.06.30 08:15:00 - [118]
 

Originally by: Terminal Insanity
Edited by: Terminal Insanity on 30/06/2011 08:14:09
Originally by: Nicolo da'Vicenza
this thread is gonna be pretty funny when monocles cost $2 a piece


The 2$ monocles will be nothing more then gimmicky eye decorations.


Most likely made from old cereal boxes and packing tape

Nicolo da'Vicenza
Amarr
Divine Power.
Atlas.
Posted - 2011.06.30 08:16:00 - [119]
 

Originally by: Terminal Insanity
Edited by: Terminal Insanity on 30/06/2011 08:14:09
Originally by: Nicolo da'Vicenza
this thread is gonna be pretty funny when monocles cost $2 a piece


The 2$ monocles will be nothing more then gimmicky eye decorations.
Well obviously. Exactly like the $80 ones.

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.06.30 08:20:00 - [120]
 

Originally by: Nicolo da'Vicenza
Originally by: Terminal Insanity
Edited by: Terminal Insanity on 30/06/2011 08:14:09
Originally by: Nicolo da'Vicenza
this thread is gonna be pretty funny when monocles cost $2 a piece


The 2$ monocles will be nothing more then gimmicky eye decorations.
Well obviously. Exactly like the $80 ones.


Yes, and no name brand cola is the same as Coca-Cola Rolling Eyes


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