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Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.29 09:14:00 - [61]
 

Originally by: MotherMoon
Originally by: Terminal Insanity
Edited by: Terminal Insanity on 29/06/2011 06:10:41
Originally by: Sami Xira
Keep crankin these out! Thread after thread. LOOK AT ME! GUYS! LOOK! I paid for something I dont technically own!

Awesome, DOOD!

Actually, one of you guys paid for it. You mined the ore, which i bought at a substantially lower-then-market price. I then sold it and bought a plex that one of you paid 19 real dollars for, and converted them into this magnificent eyepiece you see here.

Thats what makes you the peasants, and me a distinguished gentleman with a monocle.




soooo you picked a monocle over a carrier then?


Spoken like a true impoverished cretin. You talk as if there is a choice - either monocle or carrier.

We elite players can have it all - monocles and carriers. We do not need to choose between the two. But you would not understand this, since you are poor.

Mag's
the united
Negative Ten.
Posted - 2011.06.29 09:16:00 - [62]
 

I see a thread forming. Neutral

Jackuu Bauwaah
Posted - 2011.06.29 09:18:00 - [63]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: MotherMoon
Originally by: Terminal Insanity
Edited by: Terminal Insanity on 29/06/2011 06:10:41
Originally by: Sami Xira
Keep crankin these out! Thread after thread. LOOK AT ME! GUYS! LOOK! I paid for something I dont technically own!

Awesome, DOOD!

Actually, one of you guys paid for it. You mined the ore, which i bought at a substantially lower-then-market price. I then sold it and bought a plex that one of you paid 19 real dollars for, and converted them into this magnificent eyepiece you see here.

Thats what makes you the peasants, and me a distinguished gentleman with a monocle.




soooo you picked a monocle over a carrier then?


Spoken like a true impoverished cretin. You talk as if there is a choice - either monocle or carrier.

We elite players can have it all - monocles and carriers. We do not need to choose between the two. But you would not understand this, since you are poor.


I shall have your tear!

Kunming
Amarr
T.H.U.G L.I.F.E
Xenon-Empire
Posted - 2011.06.29 09:30:00 - [64]
 

I wish I could distinguish between frozen corpses with monocles and without.

DeMichael Crimson
Minmatar
Republic University
Posted - 2011.06.29 09:33:00 - [65]
 

Colonel Klink from "Hogan's Hero's"

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Is now one of "Eve's Hero's"

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Seven of Nine regained her humanity (and good looks)

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I like the idea of vanity items but after checking on how to obtain them as well as the price...........


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Shivus Tao
Minmatar
Broski Enterprises
Elite Space Guild
Posted - 2011.06.29 09:34:00 - [66]
 

Originally by: Kunming
I wish I could distinguish between frozen corpses with monocles and without.


Interesting idea.

CCP please add the ability to salvage corpses and obtain monocles.

Nimbat
Posted - 2011.06.29 09:38:00 - [67]
 

Edited by: Nimbat on 29/06/2011 09:39:24
I have a question for the overlords.

I have just enough ISK to afford a monocle. Is it worth spending all of it on a monocle? Since a monocle symbolize wealth, after the purchase I will be dirt poor.

Or will the monocle make me rich beyond comprehension by itself?
I am on the verge to click "buy". Please consolidate your soon-to-be monocler.

Thank you.

EDIT: Until I own a monocle, I shall hide my peasantry face.

Mytzso
Private Nuisance
Segregati0n
Posted - 2011.06.29 09:44:00 - [68]
 

Dear Lady of Appropriate Status, I welcome thee! Mind not the clambering peasants, they know not what they are doing.

RAW23
Posted - 2011.06.29 09:47:00 - [69]
 

But ... but ... it looks like a bit of clip art that has been cut and pasted inexpertly on to your portraits. I'm not clear on the monocle thing as my assets won't allow me to buy one (all 250bil isk have said they will leave me if I do anything so unprofitable) so I don't really know how they work but do you have to apply them yourselves in Paint or something?

xxxTRUSTxxx
Posted - 2011.06.29 09:47:00 - [70]
 

Originally by: Mytzso
Dear Lady of Appropriate Status, I welcome thee! Mind not the clambering peasants, they know not what they are doing.



a few pixels and you turned into a virtual snob, lmfao,, nice doll btw.

Scott Ryder
Amarr
Ministry of War
Posted - 2011.06.29 10:00:00 - [71]
 

Originally by: RAW23
But ... but ... it looks like a bit of clip art that has been cut and pasted inexpertly on to your portraits. I'm not clear on the monocle thing as my assets won't allow me to buy one (all 250bil isk have said they will leave me if I do anything so unprofitable) so I don't really know how they work but do you have to apply them yourselves in Paint or something?



RAW, dont you have more then that? :o No offense but I always thought you had to close to a trillion

RAW23
Posted - 2011.06.29 10:07:00 - [72]
 

Edited by: RAW23 on 29/06/2011 10:10:19
Originally by: Scott Ryder
Originally by: RAW23
But ... but ... it looks like a bit of clip art that has been cut and pasted inexpertly on to your portraits. I'm not clear on the monocle thing as my assets won't allow me to buy one (all 250bil isk have said they will leave me if I do anything so unprofitable) so I don't really know how they work but do you have to apply them yourselves in Paint or something?



RAW, dont you have more then that? :o No offense but I always thought you had to close to a trillion


Actually, its closer to 300bil now, give or take but I've only been playing eve for 20 months and have only been active ingame for about 10-12 of those. I do have a business set up that can earn 90bil a month fairly easily but it is mindnumbingly repetitive work (that's the problem when you make an operation perfectly efficient - there's no more thinking to do, just clicking of the same buttons day after day after day .....), so technically I could earn a trillion a year but I think I would rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty tin-can lid. Maybe then I would find a monocle useful.

Edit - You may have thought I had more because I make a disproportionate amount of noise Wink

Lyrrashae
Minmatar
Crushed Ambitions
Posted - 2011.06.29 13:18:00 - [73]
 

Edited by: Lyrrashae on 29/06/2011 13:23:03
Edited by: Lyrrashae on 29/06/2011 13:22:01
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Originally by: Alara IonStorm
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
A carrier is like a Mustang, you think it makes you look wealthy but you look like someone with no money that likes to pretend he has money. A monocle is a true symbol of stature

Not really Wealthy till you filled the Cargohold of a Carrier with Monocles and Dived in from the ceiling hatch.

Till you McDuck it your just another lvl of poor.



Indeed I am poor Sad


Though I don't think even Chribba could afford to do that Shocked


I think he could, if anyone could. It's just that unlike you, Chribba has brains and taste.

You lot look like you've got a sculpted prolapsed haemorrhoid erupting out of your faces, OK...Sorry to poke holes in your pretensions, but there it is.

It's like driving a Hummer IRL: You think you matter, but everyone who actually matters knows you're just...errrm...well, fundamentally lacking Twisted Evil

Just Another Toon
Posted - 2011.06.29 13:23:00 - [74]
 

looks sh*t - go ahead waste 1.3bill on looking stupid -

extrud3r Hakuli
Posted - 2011.06.29 13:27:00 - [75]
 

I have a few questions for fellow rich people...

Do you guys talk to the peasants?
And if they talk to you, in case answer on previous question is yes, how must they formally address you? Is Sir... enough or do they have to call you: Your highness or your awesomeness? Your honor maybe?

P.S. My char picture isn't updated yet Sad, please don't think i'm an ordinary poor peasant who wants to be cool.

Lyrrashae
Minmatar
Crushed Ambitions
Posted - 2011.06.29 13:29:00 - [76]
 

Originally by: Vain Eldritch
Originally by: Terminal Insanity
Edited by: Terminal Insanity on 29/06/2011 06:10:41
[Actually, one of you guys paid for it. You mined the ore, which i bought at a substantially lower-then-market price. I then sold it and bought a plex that one of you paid 19 real dollars for, and converted them into this magnificent eyepiece you see here.

Thats what makes you the peasants, and me a distinguished gentleman with a monocle.


What distinguishes you more than your eye-piece is your inability to to use the word "than" correctly...

Razz



Indeed--a true Gentleman's grammar and spelling are always impeccable. It's a point of honour, you see ugh

djenghis jan
Amarr
Debiloff
Posted - 2011.06.29 13:30:00 - [77]
 

I wonder if you are allowed to take it off. I would be kind of funny if you buy it wear it, realize you look ridiculous and then have to petition to get rid of the thing.

Aquana Abyss
Posted - 2011.06.29 13:35:00 - [78]
 

A great item for trolling, but alas you're all just imitating the original and best monocle trolling thread.


Handsom Dan
Posted - 2011.06.29 13:43:00 - [79]
 

Originally by: Aingelluss
Edited by: Aingelluss on 29/06/2011 07:17:53
Originally by: Terminal Insanity
Originally by: MotherMoon
soooo you picked a monocle over a carrier then?

I already have an Archon and Nidhoggur... and a Revelation and machariel and ... well you get the idea.


Then perhaps you should start fitting them properly? :)
I can bet my ass that you havent fitten them as good as you want to!



You sir, are a horrible poster. You will have to do better if you wish to defeat the tyranny of the monocle.

olimacus
Red Sky Morning
Posted - 2011.06.29 13:52:00 - [80]
 

I say! My good fellows, even now I await the fulfillment of my orders to CCP to enable me and my fellow monocleers to remove rif-raff from our eloquent forum threads, thereby enabling us to raise the conversational standards up to the decadent, rarefied air we delicately sniff at our leisure! A place where only the monocled may tread, if you will.


Long live the aristocracy, down with the poor!


*Sips Courvoisier while servants polish my monocle as I lounge in a limited edition, 20,000 Arum vat of Quafe Awesomesauce*

Fearless M0F0
Incursion PWNAGE Asc
Posted - 2011.06.29 13:58:00 - [81]
 

Am I the only one who thinks the monocle is kinda creepy?, I mean it looks like you all got assimilated by the borg Shocked

Sloppy Podfarts
Posted - 2011.06.29 14:25:00 - [82]
 

Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
It burned my eyebrow off!!! Shocked


STILL WORTH EVERY PENNY!
ONLY THE DESTITUTE WOULD MOCK IT!

Stitcher
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.29 14:29:00 - [83]
 

>9000/10

Scyths
Gallente
Fracked Inc
Posted - 2011.06.29 14:31:00 - [84]
 

GET THEM !

Alarion Detheron
Caldari Navy Task Force 62
Rieos Coalition
Posted - 2011.06.29 14:37:00 - [85]
 

Oh look. This thread again.

DeMichael Crimson
Minmatar
Republic University
Posted - 2011.06.29 14:48:00 - [86]
 

Originally by: Lyrrashae
Edited by: Lyrrashae on 29/06/2011 13:23:03
Edited by: Lyrrashae on 29/06/2011 13:22:01
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Originally by: Alara IonStorm
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
A carrier is like a Mustang, you think it makes you look wealthy but you look like someone with no money that likes to pretend he has money. A monocle is a true symbol of stature

Not really Wealthy till you filled the Cargohold of a Carrier with Monocles and Dived in from the ceiling hatch.

Till you McDuck it your just another lvl of poor.



Indeed I am poor Sad


Though I don't think even Chribba could afford to do that Shocked


I think he could, if anyone could. It's just that unlike you, Chribba has brains and taste.

You lot look like you've got a sculpted prolapsed haemorrhoid erupting out of your faces, OK...Sorry to poke holes in your pretensions, but there it is.

It's like driving a Hummer IRL: You think you matter, but everyone who actually matters knows you're just...errrm...well, fundamentally lacking Twisted Evil


My God, you must really be butt hurting.

Try pulling the stick out of your arse and chill with all of the insults. Having those shades on doesn't hide the fact that you're nothing more than an immature little green eyed jealous troll b-itch.

My God, it's players like you that make me feel ashamed to be part of this Community.


You like to throw stones, here's a couple being thrown back at you. You really need to go back to school and learn how to spell along with the correct use of grammar and terminology.

Originally by: Lyrrashae
You lot look like you've got a sculpted prolapsed haemorrhoid erupting out of your faces, OK...Sorry to poke holes in your pretensions, but there it is.


FYI - It should be 'You all look' instead of 'You lot look' for slang usage. Correct English grammar is 'All of you look'. The word 'haemorrhoid' correctly spelled is Hemorrhoid. The Comma after 'faces' should be a Period. Your use of the word 'pretensions' is incorrect which actually should have been 'pretenses'.

All of you look like you've got a sculpted prolapsed hemorrhoid erupting out of your faces. OK...Sorry to poke holes in your pretenses, but there it is.

I'm tired of reading posted replies such as this. F*cking grow up, learn some manners and try posting useful constructive replies instead of troll posting and trying to make yourself out to be something you're not.

Deloa
Gallente
Novus Alba FerrumSus
Posted - 2011.06.29 14:50:00 - [87]
 

WOW there are actualy idiots out there that bought them! LOLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

VKhaun Vex
Posted - 2011.06.29 14:54:00 - [88]
 

Originally by: DeMichael Crimson
My God, you must really be butt hurting.

Try pulling the stick out of your arse and chill with all of the insults. Having those shades on doesn't hide the fact that you're nothing more than an immature little green eyed jealous troll b-itch.

My God, it's players like you that make me feel ashamed to be part of this Community.



If you bought a monocle you'd only be capable of half as many tearz. Laughing


DeMichael Crimson
Minmatar
Republic University
Posted - 2011.06.29 15:12:00 - [89]
 

Originally by: VKhaun Vex
Originally by: DeMichael Crimson
My God, you must really be butt hurting.

Try pulling the stick out of your arse and chill with all of the insults. Having those shades on doesn't hide the fact that you're nothing more than an immature little green eyed jealous troll b-itch.

My God, it's players like you that make me feel ashamed to be part of this Community.



If you bought a monocle you'd only be capable of half as many tearz. Laughing




You're right. However, my reply was directed towards Lyrrashae.

Personally I think the Monocle is a good addition to the game.

Anigav
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.29 15:22:00 - [90]
 

Originally by: Terminal Insanity
Dont worry, i'm sure one of the peasants will mine enough ore today to cover your purchase of a new eyebrow. Welcome to the club Madame.




Absolutely hi-larious!!! It's class warfare in Eve Online JUST like the real world!!!!!!!!! The ultimate sandbox!!!!!!!!!


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