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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.06.29 05:56:00 - [1]
 

It burned my eyebrow off!!! Shocked

San Severina
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.06.29 05:58:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: San Severina on 29/06/2011 09:31:48
you look stupid & you suck.



Everytime somebody coverts PLEX to AUR they give CCP free money!

Jerry Pepridge
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:01:00 - [3]
 


Terminal Insanity
Minmatar
Convex Enterprises
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:03:00 - [4]
 

Dont worry, i'm sure one of the peasants will mine enough ore today to cover your purchase of a new eyebrow. Welcome to the club Madame.

Sami Xira
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:05:00 - [5]
 

Keep crankin these out! Thread after thread. LOOK AT ME! GUYS! LOOK! I paid for something I dont technically own!

Awesome, DOOD!

MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:05:00 - [6]
 

oh dear

xD

posting in epic thread

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:06:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Terminal Insanity
Dont worry, i'm sure one of the peasants will mine enough ore today to cover your purchase of a new eyebrow. Welcome to the club Madame.


Why thank you, Good sir. Game of baccarat?

Will Cenn
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:07:00 - [8]
 

Don't feed him.

Wait, did I just feed him?

Simetraz
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:08:00 - [9]
 


Kirkland Langue
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:08:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Terminal Insanity
Dont worry, i'm sure one of the peasants will mine enough ore today to cover your purchase of a new eyebrow. Welcome to the club Madame.


I have to say, yours is the FIRST avatar, that I have seen, which actually doesn't look ******ed with the eyepiece. Still think that the introduction of a new currency to pay for the thing is a terrible decision - but whatever. I can separate my "political views" from my aesthetic sense.

Terminal Insanity
Minmatar
Convex Enterprises
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:09:00 - [11]
 

Edited by: Terminal Insanity on 29/06/2011 06:10:41
Originally by: Sami Xira
Keep crankin these out! Thread after thread. LOOK AT ME! GUYS! LOOK! I paid for something I dont technically own!

Awesome, DOOD!

Actually, one of you guys paid for it. You mined the ore, which i bought at a substantially lower-then-market price. I then sold it and bought a plex that one of you paid 19 real dollars for, and converted them into this magnificent eyepiece you see here.

Thats what makes you the peasants, and me a distinguished gentleman with a monocle.

Captain Mung
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:09:00 - [12]
 

Oh joy! You have bought a monacle! You have now entered the realm of the "more money than sense douchebags"! Enjoy your stay!

Bad Messenger
draketrain
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:16:00 - [13]
 

Benefits from monocle are much more than its cost.

And we did not want that eyebrow anyway.

MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:26:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Terminal Insanity
Edited by: Terminal Insanity on 29/06/2011 06:10:41
Originally by: Sami Xira
Keep crankin these out! Thread after thread. LOOK AT ME! GUYS! LOOK! I paid for something I dont technically own!

Awesome, DOOD!

Actually, one of you guys paid for it. You mined the ore, which i bought at a substantially lower-then-market price. I then sold it and bought a plex that one of you paid 19 real dollars for, and converted them into this magnificent eyepiece you see here.

Thats what makes you the peasants, and me a distinguished gentleman with a monocle.




soooo you picked a monocle over a carrier then?

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:29:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: MotherMoon
Originally by: Terminal Insanity
Edited by: Terminal Insanity on 29/06/2011 06:10:41
Originally by: Sami Xira
Keep crankin these out! Thread after thread. LOOK AT ME! GUYS! LOOK! I paid for something I dont technically own!

Awesome, DOOD!

Actually, one of you guys paid for it. You mined the ore, which i bought at a substantially lower-then-market price. I then sold it and bought a plex that one of you paid 19 real dollars for, and converted them into this magnificent eyepiece you see here.

Thats what makes you the peasants, and me a distinguished gentleman with a monocle.




soooo you picked a monocle over a carrier then?


A carrier is like a Mustang, you think it makes you look wealthy but you look like someone with no money that likes to pretend he has money. A monocle is a true symbol of stature

Alara IonStorm
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:33:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
A carrier is like a Mustang, you think it makes you look wealthy but you look like someone with no money that likes to pretend he has money. A monocle is a true symbol of stature

Not really Wealthy till you filled the Cargohold of a Carrier with Monocles and Dived in from the ceiling hatch.

Till you McDuck it your just another lvl of poor.

Ann Can
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:34:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny

A carrier is like a Mustang, you think it makes you look wealthy but you look like someone with no money that likes to pretend he has money. A monocle is a true symbol of stature


So true, especially when it is the same monocle that has been getting passed around. Oopsie.

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:36:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Alara IonStorm
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
A carrier is like a Mustang, you think it makes you look wealthy but you look like someone with no money that likes to pretend he has money. A monocle is a true symbol of stature

Not really Wealthy till you filled the Cargohold of a Carrier with Monocles and Dived in from the ceiling hatch.

Till you McDuck it your just another lvl of poor.



Indeed I am poor Sad

Though I don't think even Chribba could afford to do that Shocked

Cy Bear
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:39:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Alara IonStorm
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
A carrier is like a Mustang, you think it makes you look wealthy but you look like someone with no money that likes to pretend he has money. A monocle is a true symbol of stature

Not really Wealthy till you filled the Cargohold corporate hangar of a Carrier with Monocles and Dived in from the ceiling hatch.

Till you McDuck it your just another lvl of poor.


There, fixed

Ninevite
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:41:00 - [20]
 

Ah! Congratulations on your monocle, madam. Since I got mine, I have quite enjoyed the kind company of fellow gentlemen and ladies who own such a fine accessory such as the monocle.

Alara IonStorm
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:42:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Indeed I am poor Sad


I wish I could afford one so I could keep it on my table and laugh at it for thinking it could cover a Caldari Eye.

It doesn't even have attachable Missiles or Energy Sheilds as an option, it is like the designers don't understand the Caldari at all.

Tar'an Tula
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:44:00 - [22]
 

Fools and their money are soon parted.

Ninevite
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:45:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Tar'an Tula
Fools and their money are soon parted.


I'll give you a rifter if you mine some veldspar for me

Terminal Insanity
Minmatar
Convex Enterprises
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:47:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: MotherMoon
soooo you picked a monocle over a carrier then?

I already have an Archon and Nidhoggur... and a Revelation and machariel and ... well you get the idea.

buck herrick
101st Space Marine Force
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:51:00 - [25]
 

Edited by: buck herrick on 29/06/2011 06:55:40
Originally by: Tar'an Tula
Fools and their money are soon parted.


ahh well said good sir!

what you have failed to realise, is this dodnt cost me one cent - just some spare isk i had that i converted to plex, then into AUR - then with the AUR i visited the fine establishment for gentlefolk known as NEX Store. Once in said store, i used my new found AUR to purchase the finest monocle that AUR could buy.

i know, its a labourious task what?! seems to me to be somewhat of a sink of ISK. fortunately i am insanely wealthy, and whilst my sub runs out i may as well make purchases of distinction.

tally-ho!

good show old bean!!



PS - would it be at all possible for CCP FALLOFF, CCP AMAZULU OR CCP SOUNDCARD to manufacture a new forum area where us folk of acquired distinction may share tales of immense wealth and good fortune without being ridiculed by the common masses ?

many thanks chaps!

Alara IonStorm
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:53:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Ninevite
I'll give you a rifter if you mine some veldspar for me

I will take that deal.

I have some extra in my bin. Does it bother you that it has been ground into pebbles and force fed to the Children of insubordinate PI workers In a public ceremony of obediance? Now that it has passed and recollected most of the population are ****ing themselves in fear so I don't need it anymore.

If you want Cruelty free you will have to go to another dealer though.

Ninevite
Posted - 2011.06.29 06:58:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Alara IonStorm
I will take that deal.

I have some extra in my bin. Does it bother you that it has been ground into pebbles and force fed to the Children of insubordinate PI workers In a public ceremony of obediance? Now that it has passed and recollected most of the population are ****ing themselves in fear so I don't need it anymore.

If you want Cruelty free you will have to go to another dealer though.



Lol what?

Alara IonStorm
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.29 07:05:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Ninevite
Lol what?

I have Veldspar, I want the Rifter.

Be happy I informed you of it's condition. That makes me Trustworthy and therefor a good person.

Now do you want my Veldspar or not?

Kewso
Posted - 2011.06.29 07:06:00 - [29]
 


spongebobbb
Amarr
Posted - 2011.06.29 07:09:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: buck herrick
Edited by: buck herrick on 29/06/2011 06:55:40
Originally by: Tar'an Tula
Fools and their money are soon parted.


ahh well said good sir!

what you have failed to realise, is this dodnt cost me one cent - just some spare isk i had that i converted to plex, then into AUR - then with the AUR i visited the fine establishment for gentlefolk known as NEX Store. Once in said store, i used my new found AUR to purchase the finest monocle that AUR could buy.

i know, its a labourious task what?! seems to me to be somewhat of a sink of ISK. fortunately i am insanely wealthy, and whilst my sub runs out i may as well make purchases of distinction.

tally-ho!

good show old bean!!



PS - would it be at all possible for CCP FALLOFF, CCP AMAZULU OR CCP SOUNDCARD to manufacture a new forum area where us folk of acquired distinction may share tales of immense wealth and good fortune without being ridiculed by the common masses ?

many thanks chaps!


you do not need immense wealth to by a monocle, only 1/2 a brain. its not an isk sink as it HAS to be bought with plex which ultimatly have to be paid for in cash, no isk is coming out of the system to drive inflation down, had ccp not been greedy bastards it would have been a great isk sink and tbh id prob already have bought one, just because i could.

but i wont be drawn into ccps greedy plans to make more cash off me then i already provide them by buying plex with isk for 3 accounts as it is.

make monocles an item on the market i can buy with isk, sure ill take one for each account.


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