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Norble
Posted - 2011.06.28 22:34:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Norble on 28/06/2011 22:36:20
Edited by: Norble on 28/06/2011 22:34:53
A lot of people here are saying "I will wait until they actually implement pay 2 win before I quit", here is why I believe that is the wrong view, using an analogy.

You are in college room up with a decent friend from highschool and you wake up to him in the corner watching you sleep while gaining satisfaction.

You are a bit freaked out, but you think "hey he isn't directly harming me, so what if he may be gay." However just to be sure you ask.

"So you aren't going to make unwanted sexual advances on me are you?"

He rolls over and goes to sleep.

Morning you wake up and he's gone but his computer on, and you go over and read his blog he has up.
"So my new room mate seems like the perfect candidate for his eyes, his eyes are sexy, he has a cute butt, I could probably touch him while he sleeps and he wouldn't know, but it is a risk, also I know a guy who could get me some heavy sleep pills."

You get more concerned and text him "Dude, wtf I read your blog... You aren't going to make any unwanted sexual advances on me are you?"

No answer, so you get all your friends to text him. No answer.

Finally you get a text "Hey man, I'm sorry its been a hard transition moving to college, and that I probably could of helped you move more. I am also aware of your concerns, and I just want you to know I don't plan on giving you a neck massage".

You text back... "wait, that doesn't answer my question are you going to make unwanted sexual advances on me, I read your blog."

Silence for a day or two, when you notice he left his email open and sent a message

"Look, he should feel privileged to be a part of my life, and i've gained satisfaction from him fifty two times and while he isn't going to like the changes, tough he is locked into a contract with the dorm complex."

Now, you have all your friends ask in person and still he says nothing, until finally after constant bombardment.

Him-"LOOK, I probably could of phrased what I said better the other day, I was just frustrated that you read my blog and email. I have no plans at this time you harm you. In order to gain your confidence I'm flying your parents out here and talking with them to see where we can go from here. I'll let you know in a week."

You-Dude, I don't need you to talk to my parents, just tell me in no uncertain terms you will never make unwanted sexual advances on me.

*silence*

But, I mean he hasn't made unwanted advances on me yet, I'll just move when/if he does.








Tugrath Akers
Posted - 2011.06.28 22:47:00 - [2]
 

What happens next in the story?

Albetta
Gallente
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
Posted - 2011.06.28 22:50:00 - [3]
 

Thats pretty goddamn hot. Need moar.

Erichk Knaar
Caldari
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2011.06.28 22:51:00 - [4]
 

Are you trying to get something off your chest here?

Norble
Posted - 2011.06.28 22:52:00 - [5]
 

Your parents come to town, he sits down and talks with them.

As they are doctors, they are bound to a strict patient confidentially agreement.

They tell you, look what we can tell you is he will not lick your toes, or hurt you.

Month or two goes by, you forget.

Out of no where you wake up one night with him.... with him... with him...

licking out your ear while gaining satisifaction and rubbing your toes.

You are emotionally traumatized and you get angry and start to go the dorm office to cancel your lease, when you are reminded you still have to pay 5 more months of it...

I mean, he was just licking my ear it wasn't like it was my nose or worse.

and repeat.

Tugrath Akers
Posted - 2011.06.28 22:53:00 - [6]
 

Slaps money on the table

I'm Out!!!

Bane Necran
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.06.28 22:54:00 - [7]
 

You are much better at writing homoerotica than you are at making rational comparisons.

Tel'Kar'Tir
Posted - 2011.06.28 22:54:00 - [8]
 

Edited by: Tel''Kar''Tir on 28/06/2011 22:54:43
as he runs his hand down my chest the next night he drops to the floor screaming
"OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!!!!"

A Taxman
Posted - 2011.06.28 22:55:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Bane Necran
You are much better at writing homoerotica than you are at making rational comparisons.


This.

Koro Sarum
Amarr
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.06.28 22:56:00 - [10]
 

Damn... If staying subscribed to EVE leads to gay sex, will having more accounts make it happen faster?

Gets out credit card.

Baillif
AQUILA INC
Posted - 2011.06.28 22:57:00 - [11]
 

Pay to win is already here. I buy a ton of GTC sell them for isk get a 100 million SP character and pwn you with it.

Albetta
Gallente
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
Posted - 2011.06.28 23:03:00 - [12]
 

Meh, i've read better

Trisha Trillian
Posted - 2011.06.28 23:04:00 - [13]
 

I turned on my laptop and started up EVE then I took it out of my room, I live with a sorority girl and 2 sisters not in the sorority, btw. The sorority grl Jen was having some people over not really sure where the other two were at the beginning but by the end of the night everyone was peeing on my laptop while the EVE logo was on the screen. There were like 30 people in total. It was crazy, the webcam was running the whole time I sold the video for like 30,000$ to some Jewish guy

Pesky LaRue
Brotherhood Of Fallen Angels
Etherium Cartel
Posted - 2011.06.28 23:08:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Norble
a sad and painful confession
Awesome stuff, thanks for sharing :)

Yabba Addict
Posted - 2011.06.28 23:11:00 - [15]
 

Actually, next time...don't share

Nerodon
Gallente
Incapsulated Reality
Posted - 2011.06.28 23:18:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Baillif
Pay to win is already here. I buy a ton of GTC sell them for isk get a 100 million SP character and pwn you with it.


Are you saying eve is already full of homoerotic content?
I thought it was just heavy weight hardcore bromance!

Gah, deceived again!

... hehe...

Vierego
Vierego's Junk Imports
Posted - 2011.06.28 23:43:00 - [17]
 

I'm not sure how i feel about this.

Linda Flamewalker
Posted - 2011.06.28 23:49:00 - [18]
 

no balls where touching.. so it is ok. dont worry

Vandrion
Gallente
The Collective
B O R G
Posted - 2011.06.29 00:07:00 - [19]
 


Apollo Gabriel
Mercatoris
Etherium Cartel
Posted - 2011.06.29 00:09:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Pesky LaRue
Originally by: Norble
a sad and painful confession
Awesome stuff, thanks for sharing :)


reminds me of

Stephen Lynch

Ben Derindar
Dirty Deeds Corp.
Posted - 2011.06.29 00:09:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Baillif
Pay to win is already here. I buy a ton of GTC sell them for isk get a 100 million SP character and pwn you with it.

Except someone had to train that 100m SP character for however long that took, which is fine.

Pay to win is buying a 100m SP character that is spawned from nothing, which is bad.

octahexx Charante
Posted - 2011.06.29 00:14:00 - [22]
 

you should be ccps new pr guy it would be the best blogs evar.

Moonasha
Amarr
Dominus Machinarum
Twilight Federation
Posted - 2011.06.29 00:19:00 - [23]
 

10/10

would read again

Damodreda Makura
Caldari
Bulgarian Experienced Crackers
Posted - 2011.06.29 00:44:00 - [24]
 

Sounds like north-europian game company, just lack enough greed and definitely less ghayish then them.

Bloodpetal
Mimidae Risk Solutions
Posted - 2011.06.29 00:54:00 - [25]
 


I approve of this message.


Norble
Posted - 2011.06.29 01:40:00 - [26]
 

So, question....Does anyone here need a new room mate?

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
Posted - 2011.06.29 01:46:00 - [27]
 

I'm secure enough in my masculinity to tell you I got a bit of a chub reading that.

Can you go into a little more detail on the foot stuff?

Mr Epeen Cool

Alara IonStorm
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.29 01:53:00 - [28]
 

Wow it is like college all over again...

Pr0 Tip: Don't sleep with the silent watchers they turn out to be Crazy like 80% of the time.

Nishachara
True Enlightenment
Posted - 2011.06.29 02:14:00 - [29]
 

So...did you like it ?

Poetic Stanziel
Gallente
Macbeth Transport and Freight LLC
Posted - 2011.06.29 02:22:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Bane Necran
You are much better at writing homoerotica than you are at making rational comparisons.

His talents are wasted playing EVE.


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