| Author |
Topic |
Nak hak |
Posted - 2011.06.27 19:01:00 - [ 1]
No installed user base. |
Scorpyn
Caldari
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2011.06.27 19:38:00 - [ 2]
He did most of the job before he created time. |
Vogue
Short Bus Pole Dancers
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Posted - 2011.06.27 19:48:00 - [ 3]
So who is desperate for God to bomb Russia and France? |
Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.06.27 19:54:00 - [ 4]
 Originally by: Scorpyn
He did most of the job before he created time.
No. Clearly he added the sun last therefor the concept of day could not exist until the job was done. |
Carlos Det |
Posted - 2011.06.27 20:27:00 - [ 5]
he ate a celestial bean burrito from heavenly taco bell wich gave him the runs and when he acidentally farted all the bean specs splattered all over his celestial toilet is the universe as we see |
Herping yourDerp |
Posted - 2011.06.27 20:35:00 - [ 6]
something that does not exist cannot create something that does exist. |
Iva Posavec
Takhar Matari Militia
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Posted - 2011.06.27 20:40:00 - [ 7]
Originally by: Herping yourDerp
something that does not exist cannot create something that does exist.
Blasphemer! Next you'll be saying crap like the Easter bunny doesn't exist. |
Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.06.27 20:53:00 - [ 8]
Originally by: Iva Posavec
Originally by: Herping yourDerp
something that does not exist cannot create something that does exist.
Blasphemer! Next you'll be saying crap like the Easter bunny doesn't exist.
Nor the tooth fairy. |
AlleyKat
Gallente
The Unwanted. |
Posted - 2011.06.27 21:22:00 - [ 9]
/TR UNIVERSE EXISTENCE
...if god had úber dev skills
AK
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Xtreem
Gallente
The Collective
White Noise. |
Posted - 2011.06.27 21:54:00 - [ 10]
What I want to know is, if all powerful, why did it take that long! |
Bl4ck Ph03n1x
Echoes of Nowhere |
Posted - 2011.06.27 22:44:00 - [ 11]
Procedural algorythm. |
Wilhelm Riley |
Posted - 2011.06.27 23:38:00 - [ 12]
The universe we live in now is what became of Infinity: The Quest for Earth. |
Zarah Jade |
Posted - 2011.06.28 02:59:00 - [ 13]
Originally by: Carlos Det
he ate a celestial bean burrito from heavenly taco bell wich gave him the runs and when he acidentally farted all the bean specs splattered all over his celestial toilet is the universe as we see
that explains all the noxious gases. |
Liva Daril
Caldari |
Posted - 2011.06.28 03:42:00 - [ 14]
Originally by: Herping yourDerp
something that does not exist cannot create something that does exist.
Originally by: Terry Pratchett
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
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stoicfaux
Gallente |
Posted - 2011.06.28 05:19:00 - [ 15]
He gave himself some fudge factor. The oldest known copy of Genesis uses a word that translates as "epoch" instead of day.
So the Earth was created in six epochs instead of six days.
Moral of the story: God isn't a project manager. Which explains a lot actually.
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Viktor Fyretracker
Caldari
Emminent Terraforming
O.G.-Alliance |
Posted - 2011.06.28 06:10:00 - [ 16]
he had a really high quality BPC for the universe with PE 20 and ME 20. |
Maddi5on |
Posted - 2011.06.28 06:15:00 - [ 17]
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Arroganz |
Posted - 2011.06.28 12:04:00 - [ 18]
AGES of Downtime and then when it finaly was up, 6 days of consequent patching... |
Cutter Isaacson
Minmatar
Spycotics
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Posted - 2011.06.29 01:29:00 - [ 19]
He actually made the Universe in 27 minutes, but figured if his wife found out he could create existence in 27 minutes, then why had it taken him 6 months to not fix that leaky tap in the bathroom? So he lied and said it took him six days, thus proving his infallibility. Dude is smart. |
Half Cocked Jack
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Posted - 2011.06.29 01:37:00 - [ 20]
nanites |
Tattva Paalaka
Appono Astos |
Posted - 2011.06.29 02:04:00 - [ 21]
"Om" |
Dray
Caldari
Euphoria Released
HYDRA RELOADED |
Posted - 2011.06.29 04:41:00 - [ 22]
It took me an afternoon, if you don't like it move.  |
Henry Haphorn
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.06.29 04:49:00 - [ 23]
I'm going to file a petition to God concerning a long list of bugs that have not been addressed for (according to bible thumpers) 6,000+ years since the Earth was created. Things keep crashing, sparks fly every second from across the sky and bots are taking over our manufacturing industry.
If this keeps up, I'm gonna have to unsubscribe, get on board the nearest spaceship and leave this place. |
catinboots
Minmatar
Vintage heavy industries |
Posted - 2011.06.29 08:12:00 - [ 24]
He didn't , physics did and a bit of luck |
Niccolado Starwalker
Gallente
Shadow Templars
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Posted - 2011.06.29 19:19:00 - [ 25]
Originally by: Maddi5on
He used migrant workers
I certainly did not!  |
Wilhelm Riley |
Posted - 2011.06.29 22:14:00 - [ 26]
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. — Terry Pratchett |
Kurfin
Amarr |
Posted - 2011.06.29 22:25:00 - [ 27]
Day 1. Buy flat pack universe at Ikea
Day 2. Try to assemble flat pack universe. Much cursing later establish part is missing
Day 3. Return to Ikea to spend all day queuing up at the customer services desk.
Day 4. After much cursing again, establish replacement part is the wrong one. Go to pub.
Day 5. Very much like day 3.
Day 6. Finally assemble universe.
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Thutmose I |
Posted - 2011.06.30 00:02:00 - [ 28]
no way it should have taken 6 days, just an instant (<10^-30s or so) would be needed to create a universe.... |
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