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Lara Dantreb
New Horizons
Posted - 2011.06.27 11:54:00 - [181]
 

Pride and vanity are part of human nature. If you could put a titan in the buttocks and show off, you'd do it, no matter how ridiculous, as long as it annoys someone

The Djego
Minmatar
Hellequin Inc.
Posted - 2011.06.27 11:58:00 - [182]
 

Achievement unlocked:

1/1 "I just payed 70$ for Internet pixels and not feeling like a complete moron doing so."

Headerman
Minmatar
Quovis
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2011.06.27 12:00:00 - [183]
 

Originally by: Lara Dantreb
Pride and vanity are part of human nature. If you could put a titan in the buttocks and show off, you'd do it, no matter how ridiculous, as long as it annoys someone


.. Plz stop giving ideas to CCP

Juliette DuBois
Posted - 2011.06.27 12:02:00 - [184]
 

To be honest, it just doesn`t look good on your character. Confused Probably because you are not old and menacing geezer.

Ishihiro tanaka
Amarr
NED-Clan
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.06.27 12:02:00 - [185]
 

1. buying EVE-Online with subscription: 14,95
2. Playing the game for a few months: 25,-
3. Downloading Incarna and buying a Monocle: 42,-
4. Posting your pic with monocle and getting yourself trolled out of the EVE-O forums: PRICELESS

Kristina Vanszar
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.27 12:11:00 - [186]
 


Ethan Blacknova
Gallente
Perkele Mining Corporation
Posted - 2011.06.27 12:14:00 - [187]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Edited by: Butter Dog on 26/06/2011 13:27:20
Originally by: God GirlFriend
You knoiw.. that just prooves that you are fail. WHy? Because clearly you cannto get a wife.


No, I can't get a wife because I'm gay. Women tend to want someone who likes doing the whole pen1s/vag1na thing.

MONOCLE = OUT AND PROUD


Don't you dare implicate people of my orientation, by wearing that gaudy face-lesion you call a 'monocle'.

You do NOT speak for gay people and you Never will.

Never will such a ill-priced corporate moneygrabbing item stand as an icon of pride to the gay community. Even suggesting such causes great offense and brands you a muck-raking idiot.

Consider yourself reported for inappropriate and inflammatory comments.

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.27 12:18:00 - [188]
 

Originally by: Headerman
Originally by: Butter Dog
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:BEHOLD:

The photo of someone who has paid CCP over $60 to make himself look like a ****er.


Congratulations on failing utterly at basic comprehension.

You may purchase plex for ISK on the market. For 1.5bn ISK (an insignificant sum to truly elite players) you may own a monocle.

You do not own a monocle, because you are poor and not a member of the elite. And that makes you jealous and mad. But your tears will not buy you a monocle, so kindly wipe them away and try to fail less at Eve (and life).

Headerman
Minmatar
Quovis
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2011.06.27 12:19:00 - [189]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Headerman
Originally by: Butter Dog
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.


:BEHOLD:

The photo of someone who has paid CCP over $60 to make himself look like a ****er.


Congratulations on failing utterly at basic comprehension.

You may purchase plex for ISK on the market. For 1.5bn ISK (an insignificant sum to truly elite players) you may own a monocle.

You do not own a monocle, because you are poor and not a member of the elite. And that makes you jealous and mad. But your tears will not buy you a monocle, so kindly wipe them away and try to fail less at Eve (and life).


lol tosser's tryin to justify tossing

Dimitri Fukoyama
Posted - 2011.06.27 12:20:00 - [190]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Headerman
Originally by: Butter Dog
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.


:BEHOLD:

The photo of someone who has paid CCP over $60 to make himself look like a ****er.


Congratulations on failing utterly at basic comprehension.

You may purchase plex for ISK on the market. For 1.5bn ISK (an insignificant sum to truly elite players) you may own a monocle.

You do not own a monocle, because you are poor and not a member of the elite. And that makes you jealous and mad. But your tears will not buy you a monocle, so kindly wipe them away and try to fail less at Eve (and life).


This is eve's new target market?

Some WoW-ish forum troll

egot istical
Posted - 2011.06.27 12:23:00 - [191]
 

sorry, but...
Originally by: tosh eebaa
More importantly... why the f**k would you make your character ginger?

&
Originally by: Joshua Foiritain
Also, your char looks like it has the downs Neutral


made me laugh, alot.

still tho, thinkin about gettin one. just wondering if the ladies would like it or not Confused

Efraya
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.06.27 12:24:00 - [192]
 

Hey dawg, I heard you were insecure and **** and felt the need to post about some space pixels in an attempt to make you feel better.

Have no fear though, we be jelly.


Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.27 12:26:00 - [193]
 

Originally by: Dimitri Fukoyama
This is eve's new target market?

Some WoW-ish forum troll


Au contraire. I am a seasoned veteran and the monocle merely cements my position as being truly elite.

If you think I am trolling, you are wrong. I support the monocle because it gives truly elite players (like me) the opportunity to showcase our vast fortunes.

To the player struggling to replace their last ship loss, nothing can be more demoralising than seeing truly elite players waste vast sums of ISK on vanity items. This is the natural order of things.


Headerman
Minmatar
Quovis
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2011.06.27 12:28:00 - [194]
 

10/10 Very Happy

Go cry a monacle :P

Iluminat
Minmatar
Sharp Dressed Man
Posted - 2011.06.27 12:31:00 - [195]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Dimitri Fukoyama
This is eve's new target market?

Some WoW-ish forum troll


Au contraire. I am a seasoned veteran and the monocle merely cements my position as being truly elite.

If you think I am trolling, you are wrong. I support the monocle because it gives truly elite players (like me) the opportunity to showcase our vast fortunes.

To the player struggling to replace their last ship loss, nothing can be more demoralising than seeing truly elite players waste vast sums of ISK on vanity items. This is the natural order of things.



LOL

Private Bank
Posted - 2011.06.27 12:33:00 - [196]
 

4/10

Hirana Yoshida
Behavioral Affront
Posted - 2011.06.27 12:34:00 - [197]
 

Why did you indeed:
Because you are one of the rare people for whom a giant hole where your eye once was is considered an aesthetic improvement! Very Happy

People seem to focus on the price of the things, when they should be focusing on the fact that they are fugly as hell. Not only does it look like a hole in the head but it skews the entire face making people look droopy-eyed .. hahahaha.


Lara Dantreb
New Horizons
Posted - 2011.06.27 12:44:00 - [198]
 

Originally by: Hirana Yoshida
.../...
People seem to focus on the price of the things, when they should be focusing on the fact that they are fugly as hell. Not only does it look like a hole in the head but it skews the entire face making people look droopy-eyed .. hahahaha.




A good advice, I really hope to see things nicer than military pants and robotic implants in the NEX store. And please make it very expansive so the plebeians can't afford it

Snake Scofield
Posted - 2011.06.27 12:47:00 - [199]
 

Looks awesome man.

Haters be hatin. Dey see you rollin.

Romay
Posted - 2011.06.27 12:54:00 - [200]
 

I, for one, welcome our new monocle wearing overlords.

Korah Arnelle
Posted - 2011.06.27 12:58:00 - [201]
 

Hah, this dude is still deluded. I know someone who can easily make 1.6bn ISK without much effort. But he would rather buy ships to blow people up rather than waste it on pixels. Btw, the dude in question doesn't waste his RL funds on other MT if he can con it out of someone like BD (he probably can do it easily).

People like Butter Dog are just butthurt that people will not respect him or even give him the time of day. In Eve it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. Clearly, Butter dog has no fight in him.

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.27 13:11:00 - [202]
 

Originally by: Korah Arnelle
Hah, this dude is still deluded. I know someone who can easily make 1.6bn ISK without much effort. But he would rather buy ships to blow people up rather than waste it on pixels. Btw, the dude in question doesn't waste his RL funds on other MT if he can con it out of someone like BD (he probably can do it easily).

People like Butter Dog are just butthurt that people will not respect him or even give him the time of day. In Eve it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. Clearly, Butter dog has no fight in him.


You are not wearing a monocle, so what makes you think anyone cares about your opinion?

You say people spend money on ships, as if there is a choice between ships and monocles. For truly elite players such as me, we can have it all - ships and monocles. All the ships and monocles we want.

What do you have? Probably a T1 fitted rupture and no monocle at all Embarassed

Dr Geiger
Posted - 2011.06.27 13:20:00 - [203]
 

You all worried now ? You should be because when all the Vets (that actually play the game) leave this is the quality of troll you will be left with.

BD always failed at trolling tbh but that matters not, cause the entertainment value lies in the fact that he genuinely believes himself to be good at it. Laughing

But the fact still remains, soon this will be the quality of troll to expect from eve forums. No new or inspired thinking, no witty or interlectual combat. Just this quality of look at me fail.
He will prob stoop to correcting grammer next :)

Apocryphal Noise
Posted - 2011.06.27 13:28:00 - [204]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog


It's simple - I am better than you at life and eve.

Now please, resume your weeping and impotent rage, because you're poor and can't join the club. Jealous much? Laughing

PS - don't forget to quit before your eyes well up with bitter tears and you can't see what you're doing, which may cause you to accidentally re-sub, a common error with raging forum nerds Embarassed

Love BD xxx




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Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.27 13:36:00 - [205]
 

Originally by: Dr Geiger
interlectual


no monocle for you

Tyree Jinx
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.06.27 13:39:00 - [206]
 

um actually I could have them for every character I run. Truthfully they just look crappy. I mean really go look in your miror.

Dr Geiger
Posted - 2011.06.27 13:40:00 - [207]
 

Edited by: Dr Geiger on 27/06/2011 13:41:38
Originally by: Dr Geiger
He will prob stoop to correcting grammer next :)


Laughing

Proof i troll better than you without trying

Ingvar Angst
Amarr
Nasty Pope Holding Corp
Talocan United
Posted - 2011.06.27 13:41:00 - [208]
 

You purchased a monocle simply because you fail to realize that you're spending $60 - $80 (whatever it is) on something that doesn't exist. You'll rarely see it, unless you spend most of your time staring at your avatar's face, and with a simply pull of the plug you'll have nothing to show for that additional money spent.

It's that simple... you failed reality.

Discrodia
Gallente
Symbiosis International
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.27 13:43:00 - [209]
 

Originally by: Ingvar Angst
You purchased a monocle simply because you fail to realize that you're spending $60 - $80 (whatever it is) on something that doesn't exist. You'll rarely see it, unless you spend most of your time staring at your avatar's face, and with a simply pull of the plug you'll have nothing to show for that additional money spent.

It's that simple... you failed reality.

I don't think that's in question. The question is how long it takes for him to realize how funny it is to hear him rage. Very Happy

ELECTR0FREAK
Eye of God
Posted - 2011.06.27 13:47:00 - [210]
 

lol @ the guy who bought a monocle just to troll the forums.


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