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Ische Qou
Amarr
Ische Shipbuilding Corporation
Posted - 2011.06.26 16:32:00 - [151]
 

Originally by: Jigglie Puff
I still think the monocle looks like you have replaced your eye with a new butt hole.


you surely must have an unusual butt hole

Solosky
Posted - 2011.06.26 16:35:00 - [152]
 

Do you really think $70 spent on pixels makes you a better person? Poor you.

=)

Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
Posted - 2011.06.26 16:36:00 - [153]
 


Sokratesz
Rionnag Alba
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2011.06.26 16:38:00 - [154]
 

Originally by: Andreus Ixiris

What Butter Dog wanted:



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What Butter Dog got:



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What everyone else sees:



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Nice I like

Muad 'dib
Caldari
The Imperial Fedaykin
Posted - 2011.06.26 16:48:00 - [155]
 

CCP would have squeezed alot more money from everyone if they gave everyone a monocle and charged 1.4bil to take it off......

they look really stupid lol

Unfamed II
Caldari
NPC Corporation
Paisti Syndicate
Posted - 2011.06.26 16:49:00 - [156]
 

Originally by: Muad 'dib
CCP would have squeezed alot more money from everyone if they gave everyone a monocle and charged 1.4bil to take it off......

they look really stupid lol

Actually...

Verxla
Posted - 2011.06.26 17:09:00 - [157]
 

Originally by: Unfamed II
Originally by: Muad 'dib
CCP would have squeezed alot more money from everyone if they gave everyone a monocle and charged 1.4bil to take it off......

they look really stupid lol

Actually...


Hey. I have this thingy at home too but it is written Coca Cola on it. Wait I will put it on ...

XSarah
Posted - 2011.06.26 17:12:00 - [158]
 

I bought 52 monacles

Valek Noor
Amarr
Eternal Phoenix Rises
Dark Phoenix Rising.
Posted - 2011.06.26 17:15:00 - [159]
 

you still playing ?

I thought you were long Dead

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.26 17:19:00 - [160]
 

Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Originally by: Butter Dog
confirming spending 1.5bn isk has destroyed my RL finances


Does your monocle allow you to tank a ten-man gatecamp?

My faction fit Tengu does.


you inhabit a world where you have to choose between either a monocle, or tengu

shame



Mortimer Civeri
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
Posted - 2011.06.26 17:20:00 - [161]
 

A fool and his money....


Won't catch me with something that literally screams, "I'm a rich, pretentious douche bag, attention seeking a$$! LOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATME I'M RICH!"

Soi Mala
Whacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tubemen
Posted - 2011.06.26 17:21:00 - [162]
 

It wouldn't be so bad, but they look like ****, they don't line up with the socket correctly, and the edges where they supposedly go subdermal look like utter tripe. I could shoop better with nothing more than cut and paste.


Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.26 17:22:00 - [163]
 

Originally by: Mortimer Civeri
A fool and his money....


Won't catch me with something that literally screams, "I'm a rich, pretentious douche bag, attention seeking a$$! LOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATME I'M RICH!"


lets look at the facts shall we:

1. you do not have a monocle
2. i have a monocle

therefore i am simply the better eve player than you, and also better in real life

fact

Soi Mala
Whacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tubemen
Posted - 2011.06.26 17:24:00 - [164]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Mortimer Civeri
A fool and his money....


Won't catch me with something that literally screams, "I'm a rich, pretentious douche bag, attention seeking a$$! LOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATME I'M RICH!"


lets look at the facts shall we:

1. you do not have a monocle
2. i have a monocle

therefore i am simply the better eve player than you, and also better in real life

fact


You also have a stick on eye patch that makes you look like you're looking in different directions

Dr Geiger
Posted - 2011.06.26 17:27:00 - [165]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Mortimer Civeri
A fool and his money....


Won't catch me with something that literally screams, "I'm a rich, pretentious douche bag, attention seeking a$$! LOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATME I'M RICH!"


lets look at the facts shall we:

1. you do not have a monocle
2. i have a monocle

therefore i am simply the better eve player than you, but alas I was droped on my head when I was a baby in real life

fact


there ya go

Ash Staley
Posted - 2011.06.26 17:41:00 - [166]
 

Edited by: Ash Staley on 26/06/2011 17:43:18
Originally by: Butter Dog
I am an attention ***** who can't help but post stupid sh*t on the forum. Look at my lame ass monocle. Would any body like to stick it in my ass?


Good for you.

Ariel Nova
Posted - 2011.06.26 17:43:00 - [167]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
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It's simple - I am better than you at life and eve.

Now please, resume your weeping and impotent rage, because you're poor and can't join the club. Jealous much? Laughing

PS - don't forget to quit before your eyes well up with bitter tears and you can't see what you're doing, which may cause you to accidentally re-sub, a common error with raging forum nerds Embarassed

Love BD xxx





LMFAO!!

I have 18 PLEX sitting in my hangers and if you think I'd dump them into the NeX store to put that stupid thing on my face, you are as stupid as your character looks right now!!LaughingLaughingLaughing

to be fair, we aren't raging over the monocle. We are raging over CCP's obvious hard-on for themselves and their determination that the players are to be ignored.

if you aren't mad, you aren't paying attention


anjana anaconda
Posted - 2011.06.26 17:52:00 - [168]
 

you can obtain a free and way better looking monocle in game by clicking any char's show info and moving the mouse over the portrait =D just try!

Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
Posted - 2011.06.26 17:52:00 - [169]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
you inhabit a world where you have to choose between either a monocle, or tengu


I inhabit a world where I have to choose between a faction fit Tengu and a faction fit Tengu.

Reilly Duvolle
Posted - 2011.06.26 18:00:00 - [170]
 

Butter Dog, we will not deny you your god given right to play with your dolls. As you say, you are much better at it than we will ever be. Just like Dark Helmet.

Saint Lazarus
Pwn 'N Play
Chaos Theory Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.26 18:02:00 - [171]
 

Originally by: Joni Festus
imagine how much beer you could of bought with that


Wow, ITT alot of people dont know how PLEX work.


If you're going to complain about it at least understand the sys Laughing

1.6bil ISK != 60 bucks

Sidus Isaacs
Gallente
Posted - 2011.06.26 23:41:00 - [172]
 

Obvious troll is obvious? Come on people.

Fungus Amongus
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2011.06.26 23:50:00 - [173]
 

Well, that makes 53 monocles. Hilmar will be very pleased.

Rumplefink
Posted - 2011.06.27 00:07:00 - [174]
 

He's got a monocle! Get Him!

Jaysus Howiye
Posted - 2011.06.27 00:11:00 - [175]
 



LOL!

Gay.

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.27 10:58:00 - [176]
 

Edited by: Butter Dog on 27/06/2011 11:01:25
Originally by: San Severina
the reason I'm leaving, spending $60-70 RL cash for a few pixels doesn't make you better than me in anyway.



yes it does

and also - pls learn that you can buy plex for ISK

not that you have enough ISK for a monocle, because if you did then you would buy one, and join the elite club - not cry on forums because you are poor and have no monocle... Laughing @ u

Saint Schala
Beyond Divinity Inc
Posted - 2011.06.27 11:29:00 - [177]
 

Edited by: Saint Schala on 27/06/2011 11:34:59
I bought a real life monocle, now i can sit in my darkened room and gank people in eve looking like a pimped out Patric Moore.

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awwww yea!YARRRR!!

Lara Dantreb
New Horizons
Posted - 2011.06.27 11:38:00 - [178]
 

I have way too much isks, a stockpile of plex and bought 35.000 Aurum just to diplease the plebeians

Snobs wear monocles, I am snob (roleplay not irl), but these monocles are ugly. I expect to see something nicer in Noble EXchange to spend my aurums because it's funny to **** off poor people (in-game not irl), but it sucks when you are snob to wear something so ugly.


Headerman
Minmatar
Quovis
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2011.06.27 11:42:00 - [179]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
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:BEHOLD:

The photo of someone who has paid CCP over $60 to make himself look like a ****er.

Bloody2k
Gallente
ZERO T0LERANCE
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.27 11:50:00 - [180]
 

CCP uses the monocle as an indicator. Who is so limited in your head to buy an item that costs $ 70 and is useless, is willing to buy anything.


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