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Ankahz
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:03:00 - [121]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

It's simple - I am better than you at life and eve.

Now please, resume your weeping and impotent rage, because you're poor and can't join the club. Jealous much? Laughing

PS - don't forget to quit before your eyes well up with bitter tears and you can't see what you're doing, which may cause you to accidentally re-sub, a common error with raging forum nerds Embarassed

Love BD xxx




To be honest, it looks like garbage, but enjoy.

Katra Novac
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:04:00 - [122]
 

Originally by: Vikki Vyr
Jesus, what a deluded a-hole.




FYP

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:06:00 - [123]
 

Originally by: Vikki Vyr
Jesus, what an a-hole.


lol, blame me for you living in poverty and cannot afford monocle

Govinda Sertan
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:07:00 - [124]
 

Here is a teaser of OP's future CQ :

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

Yeah, EvE's future is promising.

HostageTaker
Gallente
Band of Freelancers
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:08:00 - [125]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

It's simple - I am better than you at life and eve.

Now please, resume your weeping and impotent rage, because you're poor and can't join the club. Jealous much? Laughing

PS - don't forget to quit before your eyes well up with bitter tears and you can't see what you're doing, which may cause you to accidentally re-sub, a common error with raging forum nerds Embarassed

Love BD xxx




Thanks for the laugh BitterDog Laughing

But surely you must realize though, that it looks like you have a large gaping a-s-s-hole in your face right? Very Happy

Anyways,... troll on bitters

Dr Geiger
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:09:00 - [126]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.


Is it just me or does it look like someone just stuck a 1980's LED digital time piece in their eye socket.

San Severina
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:11:00 - [127]
 

the reason I'm leaving, spending $60-70 RL cash for a few pixels doesn't make you better than me in anyway.

CCP took advantage of you & I feel sorry for you.

Enjoy the new EvE.

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:12:00 - [128]
 

Originally by: San Severina
the reason I'm leaving, spending $60-70 RL cash for a few pixels doesn't make you better than me in anyway.

CCP took advantage of you & I feel sorry for you.

Enjoy the new EvE.


i would ask for your stuff, but as you're obviously poor I won't bother... bai bai

Govinda Sertan
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:15:00 - [129]
 

Butter Dog, is your pseudonym related to your sexual activities ?

Voila Flame
CryoCycle Industries
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:19:00 - [130]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Vikki Vyr
Jesus, what an a-hole.


lol, blame me for you living in poverty and cannot afford monocle


I can afford to buy it. But Why? For the same price I could purchase a new release with 3-5 years of development behind it from an entire team. Or I could buy this Sh**ty graphic that makes your avatar look poorly shopped.

Ya... gonna pass. Enjoy your $1000 jeans.

anjana anaconda
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:20:00 - [131]
 

you should candidate for csm. you seem to be bloody intelligent according to your posts and the watch in your eye. i'm so jealous i can't afford this useful gimmick. but i won't quit. i will work hard to get one too and eventually join the club of the rich and intelligent.

Goose99
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:21:00 - [132]
 

Monocles get destroyed when you get podded. Don't undock.Laughing

Cribb
Minmatar
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:44:00 - [133]
 

Dmn you are Ugly :)

Korah Arnelle
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:47:00 - [134]
 

Edited by: Korah Arnelle on 26/06/2011 14:49:05
Edited by: Korah Arnelle on 26/06/2011 14:48:34
Edited by: Korah Arnelle on 26/06/2011 14:47:38
Originally by: General Xenophon
Edited by: General Xenophon on 25/06/2011 18:34:39
Originally by: Butter Dog
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

It's simple - I am better than you at life and eve.

Now please, resume your weeping and impotent rage, because you're poor and can't join the club. Jealous much? Laughing

PS - don't forget to quit before your eyes well up with bitter tears and you can't see what you're doing, which may cause you to accidentally re-sub, a common error with raging forum nerds Embarassed

Love BD xxx




You're like those poor souls who spend all their paychecks on things they think rich people have. NJ


Also, if you thought you're OLD playerbase was bad, here's your new one CCP. But hey, at least they pay good money to be *******s :p


That pretty much sums it up. Let me explain it to the OP. You know how rich people stay rich? They don't spend it on crap like pixel clothing. If they do spend it on something, they generally prefer something tangible. And they still skimp on the niceties most of the time. How do I know this? Because my dad happened to have been friends with three Hawker-Beech executives. So please, keep on spending like a Keynesian loon that you are because it's funny as hell to me. :3

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:52:00 - [135]
 

Originally by: Korah Arnelle
Edited by: Korah Arnelle on 26/06/2011 14:49:05
Edited by: Korah Arnelle on 26/06/2011 14:48:34
Edited by: Korah Arnelle on 26/06/2011 14:47:38
Originally by: General Xenophon
Edited by: General Xenophon on 25/06/2011 18:34:39
Originally by: Butter Dog
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

It's simple - I am better than you at life and eve.

Now please, resume your weeping and impotent rage, because you're poor and can't join the club. Jealous much? Laughing

PS - don't forget to quit before your eyes well up with bitter tears and you can't see what you're doing, which may cause you to accidentally re-sub, a common error with raging forum nerds Embarassed

Love BD xxx




You're like those poor souls who spend all their paychecks on things they think rich people have. NJ


Also, if you thought you're OLD playerbase was bad, here's your new one CCP. But hey, at least they pay good money to be *******s :p


That pretty much sums it up. Let me explain it to the OP. You know how rich people stay rich? They don't spend it on crap like pixel clothing. If they do spend it on something, they generally prefer something tangible. And they still skimp on the niceties most of the time. How do I know this? Because my dad happened to have been friends with three Hawker-Beech executives. So please, keep on spending like a Keynesian loon that you are because it's funny as hell to me. :3


tl;dr i can't afford monocle

Jacob Stiller
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:53:00 - [136]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

It's simple - I am better than you at life and eve.

Now please, resume your weeping and impotent rage, because you're poor and can't join the club. Jealous much? Laughing

PS - don't forget to quit before your eyes well up with bitter tears and you can't see what you're doing, which may cause you to accidentally re-sub, a common error with raging forum nerds Embarassed

Love BD xxx




I don't know if the monocle really suits your pretty boy face. I think you'd need at least one distinctive scar to make the look work.

Brother Pullo
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:54:00 - [137]
 

OP fails at

[x] photoshop
[x] trolling
[x] life


The Old Chap
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:54:00 - [138]
 

Unbelieveable. How can anything that costs so much look so crap?

No wonder the OP looks so sad.


Korah Arnelle
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:55:00 - [139]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Korah Arnelle
Edited by: Korah Arnelle on 26/06/2011 14:49:05
Edited by: Korah Arnelle on 26/06/2011 14:48:34
Edited by: Korah Arnelle on 26/06/2011 14:47:38
Originally by: General Xenophon
Edited by: General Xenophon on 25/06/2011 18:34:39
Originally by: Butter Dog
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

It's simple - I am better than you at life and eve.

Now please, resume your weeping and impotent rage, because you're poor and can't join the club. Jealous much? Laughing

PS - don't forget to quit before your eyes well up with bitter tears and you can't see what you're doing, which may cause you to accidentally re-sub, a common error with raging forum nerds Embarassed

Love BD xxx




You're like those poor souls who spend all their paychecks on things they think rich people have. NJ


Also, if you thought you're OLD playerbase was bad, here's your new one CCP. But hey, at least they pay good money to be *******s :p


That pretty much sums it up. Let me explain it to the OP. You know how rich people stay rich? They don't spend it on crap like pixel clothing. If they do spend it on something, they generally prefer something tangible. And they still skimp on the niceties most of the time. How do I know this? Because my dad happened to have been friends with three Hawker-Beech executives. So please, keep on spending like a Keynesian loon that you are because it's funny as hell to me. :3


I'm sorry, I didn't know Keynesianism was a failure.


FTFY :3

Jade Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:56:00 - [140]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

It's simple - I am better than you at life and eve.

Now please, resume your weeping and impotent rage, because you're poor and can't join the club. Jealous much? Laughing

PS - don't forget to quit before your eyes well up with bitter tears and you can't see what you're doing, which may cause you to accidentally re-sub, a common error with raging forum nerds Embarassed

Love BD xxx





Hi BD I heard a rumour you actually "rented" this monocle from somebody else for 500m isk for 10 minutes while you took the character portrait. Of course if this isn't the case I'm sure you could pop over to my CQ and demonstrate ... right ? Very Happy


Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:57:00 - [141]
 

confirming spending 1.5bn isk has destroyed my RL finances

Korah Arnelle
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:58:00 - [142]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
confirming spending money on spacebucks makes my epeen0r bigger...


FTFY again. :3

Marlona Sky
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.06.26 15:01:00 - [143]
 

idiot

Barella
Amarr
Posted - 2011.06.26 15:04:00 - [144]
 

It's like taking candy from a baby.

+rep Butter, good show.

McBrite
Gallente
Blackwater Forceful Aquisitions
Posted - 2011.06.26 15:37:00 - [145]
 

God daaaaaam that looks ****e on your char... What a total waste... Then again, I didn't expect you to have much taste...

Xzan
The Reformed
Bondage Patrol
Posted - 2011.06.26 15:43:00 - [146]
 

Looking at the portrait and how ******ed the character looks this thread is more of a self-own than decent trolling. You fail, good day sir.

Rui Morin
Posted - 2011.06.26 15:48:00 - [147]
 

Rofl, you actually think all the forum rage is about pricing structure? Way to fail at trolling when you don't even know the issues.

Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
Posted - 2011.06.26 16:24:00 - [148]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
confirming spending 1.5bn isk has destroyed my RL finances


Does your monocle allow you to tank a ten-man gatecamp?

My faction fit Tengu does.

Jigglie Puff
Posted - 2011.06.26 16:26:00 - [149]
 

I still think the monocle looks like you have replaced your eye with a new butt hole.

Dr Geiger
Posted - 2011.06.26 16:27:00 - [150]
 

Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Originally by: Butter Dog
confirming spending 1.5bn isk has destroyed my RL finances


Does your monocle allow you to tank a ten-man gatecamp?

My faction fit Tengu does.


Don't be so mean. Now BD has to put up a pic of his tengu to show us all.


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