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Falbala
Gallente
Ishtar's Destiny
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:14:00 - [91]
 
In the kingdom of the blinds, monocles are kings.

I Love Boobies
Amarr
All Hail Boobies
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:14:00 - [92]
 
Originally by: Butter Dog


It's simple - I am better than you at life and eve.

Now please, resume your weeping and impotent rage, because you're poor and can't join the club. Jealous much? Laughing

PS - don't forget to quit before your eyes well up with bitter tears and you can't see what you're doing, which may cause you to accidentally re-sub, a common error with raging forum nerds Embarassed

Love BD xxx



Unfortunately, that monocle actually looks quite unfinished for being equivalent to $70 for a bunch of pixels. Doesn't even render all that well. Should have waited for version 2.0. Anyway, on a positive note, at least it could make you a target in game, and you will enjoy lots of PVP.

And also, congratulations on being better than others @ Eve and life. An accomplishment any mother would be proud of sir. Smile

Yabba Addict
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:15:00 - [93]
 
Edited by: Yabba Addict on 26/06/2011 13:15:31
Wow, they look truly awful, don't they? No scar tissue, nothing except for a wrist watch glued to your face for $60 Shocked

voodoo
Evolution
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:17:00 - [94]
 
Originally by: I Love Boobies

I just love to see your posts. I to love boobies and eagerly await the day I can walk into a station and see you on a pole, shaken dat money maker.

Llewelyn Fawr
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:19:00 - [95]
 
I wear my monocle on my japs-eye!

Jenshae Chiroptera
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:19:00 - [96]
 
Originally by: Falbala
In the kingdom of the blinds, monocles are kings.


Except, we are not blind and he has one less of his eyes.

COMEATMEBRO IMHERE
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:20:00 - [97]
 
HEY BUTTER DOG YOU RULE EVE!

HATERS GONNA HATE! YOU ALL MAD?? YOU YELLY?

Portmanteau
Gallente
CTRL-Q
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:20:00 - [98]
 
Originally by: Amenotep Polo
Awesome, you just showed us a picture of you buying a useless piece of overpriced virtual clothing.

In my eyes, you're the one that fails at life for spending money in that crap.

That is, ofc, if that's not the photoshop it appears to be.


er why would CCP photoshop a fake monocle onto his avatar ???

Jedek
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:25:00 - [99]
 
Your mom is gonna be ****ed when she sees her next credit card bill.

Torothanax
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:33:00 - [100]
 
Well at least you got what you wanted. If $60 buck is worth a bit of attention on the forms, then go for it.

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:36:00 - [101]
 
Edited by: Butter Dog on 26/06/2011 13:36:27
Originally by: Torothanax
Well at least you got what you wanted. If $60 buck is worth a bit of attention on the forms, then go for it.


best 1.5bn isk I've ever spent tbh

Alithia Fei
Iberians
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:39:00 - [102]
 
Yesterday night he was trolin in Agil solar system about his monocle. Telling everyone poor and stuff.
Orphans managed to 1vs1 bait him (His alliance is wd with iberians and orphans)

After the anal **** tears started to flow, rusting his monocle off...

Butter, as I said yestarday, too late for a 2k5 player to learn that lesson we gave you.

KM: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13645675

PS: Enjoy your monocle dude YARRRR!!

Mad Ani
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:40:00 - [103]
 
You Sir have ALWAYS been the biggest prick on CAOD, holy **** this confirms it. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, but the image of South Park WOW episode, with the nerd who lives for WOW.... that's you.

Then posting on here to gloat about it? Biggest ****** in EVE right here everybody.

T.W.A.T!!!!!!! I'm lol'ing so hard at you. LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing

Zanes Shoubje
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:43:00 - [104]
 
Dude you got something in your eye.Very Happy

Oxeu
Caldari
D.R. Incorporated
Genesis Invictus
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:43:00 - [105]
 
Edited by: Oxeu on 03/07/2011 16:41:27

Mi'Rini Nemo
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:45:00 - [106]
 
Originally by: Butter Dog
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

It's simple - I am better than you at life and eve.

Now please, resume your weeping and impotent rage, because you're poor and can't join the club. Jealous much? Laughing

PS - don't forget to quit before your eyes well up with bitter tears and you can't see what you're doing, which may cause you to accidentally re-sub, a common error with raging forum nerds Embarassed

Love BD xxx



I am rich but I still believe you look r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d!

Templar Dane
Amarr
Amarrian Retribution
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:46:00 - [107]
 
Originally by: Mi'Rini Nemo


I am rich but I still believe you look r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d!


He looks like a dawson's creek reject dressing up for holloween.

Nuit Aerin
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:48:00 - [108]
 
10/10 for the entertaining jealousy rage!

Joe Skellington
Minmatar
Matari Legion Holding
Matari Legion
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:48:00 - [109]
 
Edited by: Joe Skellington on 26/06/2011 13:49:18

I bow down to the all might OP troll.

My Perpetuum client download is at 24%

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:49:00 - [110]
 
Originally by: Mad Ani
You Sir have ALWAYS been the biggest prick on CAOD, holy **** this confirms it. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, but the image of South Park WOW episode, with the nerd who lives for WOW.... that's you.

Then posting on here to gloat about it? Biggest ****** in EVE right here everybody.

T.W.A.T!!!!!!! I'm lol'ing so hard at you. LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing


someone can't afford a monocle....

Gangotri XII
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:49:00 - [111]
 
Originally by: Oxeu
Originally by: Obsidian Dagger
No-one gives a flying crap about the monocle, other than in a general 'lol what arse would waste time designing that ugly thing' fashion.

The point we are protesting is far more serious, and gamechanging, and important. Try to keep up, read the other threads, although I recognise this may be difficult if Mummy or the butler always did your reading for you.


THANK YOU! Why is it so difficult for people to get it? You want to spend real/virtual cash to get a real/virtual item? No problem! Your Cash = Your Business.

The issue here is been able to use real money to get items that gives you an advantage in the game. This is further compounded if the ITEM appeared out of “thin air” [money transfer to CCP] and was not build by another player.

BTW, why did we have to go through all these nurfs in the past for the sake of “fairness” and “game balancing” CCP?


exactly, no one cares about vanity items, you like the monocle? more power to you

Dr Geiger
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:53:00 - [112]
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQxygTQ6w0k

Xyla Vulchanus
Amarr
Sarz'na Khumatari
Ushra'Khan
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:54:00 - [113]
 
Originally by: Mad Ani
You Sir have ALWAYS been the biggest prick on CAOD, holy **** this confirms it. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, but the image of South Park WOW episode, with the nerd who lives for WOW.... that's you.

Then posting on here to gloat about it? Biggest ****** in EVE right here everybody.

T.W.A.T!!!!!!! I'm lol'ing so hard at you. LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing


Below I will list everything about your post that is untrue;

Mad Ani
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:57:00 - [114]
 
Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Mad Ani
You Sir have ALWAYS been the biggest prick on CAOD, holy **** this confirms it. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, but the image of South Park WOW episode, with the nerd who lives for WOW.... that's you.

Then posting on here to gloat about it? Biggest ****** in EVE right here everybody.

T.W.A.T!!!!!!! I'm lol'ing so hard at you. LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing


someone can't afford a monocle....


I can afford spectacles if I really wanted or rayban shades... the point being is you're a dopey C.U.N.T rofl Laughing I ain't mad, I ain't jelly... I'm just wetting myself at you. I don't know what it is, but you remind me of Justin Bieber or whatever that annoying kid's name is. Go go power Bieber Dog. To the nerd mobile \o/

Deja Thoris
Invicta.
Rooks and Kings
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:59:00 - [115]
 
Originally by: Butter Dog
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

It's simple - I am better than you at life and eve.

Now please, resume your weeping and impotent rage, because you're poor and can't join the club. Jealous much? Laughing

PS - don't forget to quit before your eyes well up with bitter tears and you can't see what you're doing, which may cause you to accidentally re-sub, a common error with raging forum nerds Embarassed

Love BD xxx



Heres me thinking its because you were an attention seeking ***got. My bad.

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:59:00 - [116]
 
Originally by: Mad Ani
Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Mad Ani
You Sir have ALWAYS been the biggest prick on CAOD, holy **** this confirms it. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, but the image of South Park WOW episode, with the nerd who lives for WOW.... that's you.

Then posting on here to gloat about it? Biggest ****** in EVE right here everybody.

T.W.A.T!!!!!!! I'm lol'ing so hard at you. LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing


someone can't afford a monocle....


I can afford spectacles if I really wanted or rayban shades... the point being is you're a dopey C.U.N.T rofl Laughing I ain't mad, I ain't jelly... I'm just wetting myself at you. I don't know what it is, but you remind me of Justin Bieber or whatever that annoying kid's name is. Go go power Bieber Dog. To the nerd mobile \o/


if you weren't ~mad~ you wouldn't be posting lots of angry words

there are two words for you: poor, and jealous Laughing

Maverick2011
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:01:00 - [117]
 
Now all you gotta do is pay a bit more on changing your name to CCP's Dog and you are perfect!

Vikki Vyr
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:03:00 - [118]
 
Jesus, what an a-hole.

Mad Ani
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:03:00 - [119]
 
Edited by: Mad Ani on 26/06/2011 14:03:18
Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Mad Ani
Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Mad Ani
You Sir have ALWAYS been the biggest prick on CAOD, holy **** this confirms it. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, but the image of South Park WOW episode, with the nerd who lives for WOW.... that's you.

Then posting on here to gloat about it? Biggest ****** in EVE right here everybody.

T.W.A.T!!!!!!! I'm lol'ing so hard at you. LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing


someone can't afford a monocle....


I can afford spectacles if I really wanted or rayban shades... the point being is you're a dopey C.U.N.T rofl Laughing I ain't mad, I ain't jelly... I'm just wetting myself at you. I don't know what it is, but you remind me of Justin Bieber or whatever that annoying kid's name is. Go go power Bieber Dog. To the nerd mobile \o/


if you weren't ~mad~ you wouldn't be posting lots of angry words

there are two words for you: poor, and jealous Laughing


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQxygTQ6w0k

My final answer to you. Good luck trying to defend yourself, 1 eyed wonder.

rampro
Lock Stock and Smoking Barrels.
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:03:00 - [120]
 
Edited by: rampro on 26/06/2011 14:03:47
epicly relevant troll is epic, send those boots to me !


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