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Ilmunel
Posted - 2011.06.25 19:24:00 - [61]
 

Edited by: Ilmunel on 25/06/2011 19:24:47
one is not enough, now you look just like a half*******, buy second:D

Jenshae Chiroptera
Posted - 2011.06.25 22:14:00 - [62]
 

Originally by: Joni Festus
imagine how much beer you could of bought with that


Lemonade you mean? Only a child would have a brain that is so under developed.

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.26 11:14:00 - [63]
 

Originally by: John Zenrael
Portrait update or it didn't happen



sup

Kalle Demos
Amarr
Helix Protocol
Posted - 2011.06.26 12:01:00 - [64]
 

Does this mean the Queen of CAOD is back for good?

Rico Minali
Gallente
Sons Of 0din
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2011.06.26 12:04:00 - [65]
 

Id rather spend my isk (or plexes worth of isk) on a new shiny and fully fitted carrier.

Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
Posted - 2011.06.26 12:07:00 - [66]
 

I spent the money I could have spent on a monocle faction-fitting both my Tengus.

Daddy's Princess
Roid Ravagers
Unitary Enterprises
Posted - 2011.06.26 12:14:00 - [67]
 

Lol at morons talking about Dollars. You buy it with ISK. Yes, OMG you can buy plex ingame for isk.

Holy ****! You mean I don't have to spend real dollars on fake things but I can use my fake worthless currency on fake things. Amazing.

Do people also refer to their ships as a $5 dollar Hyperion or my uber leet $20 tengu.

Lol

DR Blues
Posted - 2011.06.26 12:18:00 - [68]
 

Edited by: DR Blues on 26/06/2011 12:20:58
That sir is a damn nice device on your face.
I'm sure that the whole eve community respect you now.
You now belong to the big guys. To bad we dont see it while you fly around.
MayB in the future you buy a transparant ship from the same shop so we can see your uber
cool looking device in it's full glory.
Respect man you've got it made.
I'm gonna buy a green one some where in the far future.
Cause i've already got a brown ring somewhere on my body.

Good luck.

Ghostwind
Gallente
Dead Skin Mask
Posted - 2011.06.26 12:20:00 - [69]
 

I would pay for a naked option.

Jax Mones
Barr Heavy Industries
STR8NGE BREW
Posted - 2011.06.26 12:21:00 - [70]
 

All Hail the Monocle

Mystri
Posted - 2011.06.26 12:23:00 - [71]
 

OP has been assimilated by the Borg.

Glarion Garnier
Thermal reaction
Posted - 2011.06.26 12:34:00 - [72]
 

Originally by: Dr Geiger
Bitter d!ck buys a monacle in an atempt to be relevent. lol priceless.


All people have need for attention. It's normal. We are born with it many relations go bad when the other party does not get enough atention.

God GirlFriend
Posted - 2011.06.26 12:36:00 - [73]
 

You knoiw.. that just prooves that you are fail. WHy? Because clearly you cannto get a wife. Because no men woudl survive the wife agro when she discovers you spent 70$ on an eve monocle!

Jax Mones
Barr Heavy Industries
STR8NGE BREW
Posted - 2011.06.26 12:38:00 - [74]
 

1.5b isk aint 60$ its 0$, get it right

Someone else spent 60$ on plex, but thats their problem, not mine

RiskyFrisky
Interrobang Inc.
Posted - 2011.06.26 12:41:00 - [75]
 

Enjoy wasting your money, cya when the next recession hits.

Jax Mones
Barr Heavy Industries
STR8NGE BREW
Posted - 2011.06.26 12:41:00 - [76]
 

Everyone with a monocle should stand up in pride against the angry mob! Lets join hands in Monocle love \o/

Post your monocle love here

Katra Novac
Posted - 2011.06.26 12:44:00 - [77]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

It's simple - I am better than you at life and eve.

Now please, resume your weeping and impotent rage, because you're poor and can't join the club. Jealous much? Laughing

PS - don't forget to quit before your eyes well up with bitter tears and you can't see what you're doing, which may cause you to accidentally re-sub, a common error with raging forum nerds Embarassed

Love BD xxx





A lot of us can afford to buy multiple monocles but we don't because we're not stupid enough to waste our money on a totally useless ingame vanity item.

As for joining your club, why would I want to join a club full of dumb nerds?

Kitsumi Tzu
Posted - 2011.06.26 12:45:00 - [78]
 

Edited by: Kitsumi Tzu on 26/06/2011 12:47:13

I just wanted a skirt and some boots, which I wasn't prepared to pay that much for. The monocle looks fugly to me.

So, I would like to see what the skirt and boots looks like, on Bitter Dog k? Tks.

Sergio Ling
Posted - 2011.06.26 12:46:00 - [79]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
because you're poor and can't join the club.




hey Bitterdog. remember when everyone knew who you were? In EVE, not just some ****ty forum jockey wannabe.

either way. lots of us could afford a monocle, but personally, I prefer bigmacs

Templar Dane
Amarr
Amarrian Retribution
Posted - 2011.06.26 12:48:00 - [80]
 

Edited by: Templar Dane on 26/06/2011 12:53:10
Originally by: Butter Dog
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

It's simple - I am a complete loser.

Now please, resume your laughing, because you're too smart to join the club. Laughing



Love BD xxx




FYP

edit, refixed

Tobiaz
Spacerats
Posted - 2011.06.26 12:50:00 - [81]
 

Pathetic attempt at trolling. This is how it's done you mouth-breathing heap of fail.

Spookyjay
Caldari
Animosity.
Posted - 2011.06.26 12:53:00 - [82]
 

i have 1500 of those gold eye junks in my cargo right now. thats in the cargo of my mimir. yea baby i rock. i can even provide proof if needed.

CommanderWorf
Negative Ten.
Posted - 2011.06.26 12:58:00 - [83]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog


so jealous Laughing


skaters gonna skate dog

I got some toast for their jelly

Elisa Cesaille
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:02:00 - [84]
 

Originally by: DR Blues

That sir is a damn nice device on your face.
I'm sure that the whole eve community respect you now.
You now belong to the big guys. To bad we dont see it while you fly around.
MayB in the future you buy a transparant ship from the same shop so we can see your uber
cool looking device in it's full glory.
Respect man you've got it made.
I'm gonna buy a green one some where in the far future.
Cause i've already got a brown ring somewhere on my body.

Good luck.

Laughing

Siigari Kitawa
Gallente
Perditus Peregrinus
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:05:00 - [85]
 

Honestly, I don't like the way it alters your face. I know it's an implant, but it doesn't look like a very good one.

Do not want.

Rebel biscuit
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:07:00 - [86]
 

More money than sense.

Markarian Aurelius
Caldari
Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:07:00 - [87]
 

Fake Photoshopped monocle is fake. Also, don't feed the trolls. Just primary them instead :)

Biomassed everyoneelse
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:10:00 - [88]
 

Originally by: Templar Dane
Edited by: Templar Dane on 26/06/2011 12:53:10
Originally by: Butter Dog
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

It's simple - I am a complete loser.

Now please, resume your laughing, because you're too smart to join the club. Laughing



Love BD xxx




FYP

edit, refixed




LaughingLaughingLaughingShockedShockedShocked

Eternum Praetorian
PWNED Factor
The Seventh Day
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:13:00 - [89]
 

Edited by: Eternum Praetorian on 26/06/2011 13:13:41
I claim responsibility for Butter Dog's Monocle!!!



Eternum Praetorian
> Butter Dog where is your monocle?
Butter Dog > in my pocket
Eternum Praetorian > oooo a 80 RL dollar Epeen


Shortly there after he claimed that RL Monies for Sov breaking Supercarriers was far worse then buying a monocle, and without a doubt I do agree with that.



Aineko Macx
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:13:00 - [90]
 

How are you going to enjoy your virtual vanity item once eve closed its door?


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