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Ioana Cristea
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:40:00 - [31]
 


Kaelie Onren
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:41:00 - [32]
 

lol.
Enjoy the status that only a birkin bag...errr space monacle can give you. Don't worry, we are all jealous on the inside, even though we all try to hide it. :)
I assume you used ISK to buy the plex, because if you used real USD then I have lost all respect for you.

Mzr
Gallente
Session9
Malum Exuro
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:42:00 - [33]
 

You gonna wear ur shades with the monocle? Coz u know, monocle cat would not be amused by that.

Dr Geiger
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:42:00 - [34]
 

Bitter d!ck buys a monacle in an atempt to be relevent. lol priceless.

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:43:00 - [35]
 

Originally by: Tyler Tsero


Fail Photoshop


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o rly




Discrodia
Gallente
Symbiosis International
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:44:00 - [36]
 

As they say with fools and money...

Lonox
Gallente
Hilmar is Lord
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:44:00 - [37]
 

Originally by: Holly Cleland
has red bruising and veins popping up where the monocle plugs in.


No wonder you people are so angry, you're doing it wrong. Laughing

John Zenrael
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:44:00 - [38]
 

Portrait update or it didn't happen, lol.

Pixels, seeing a lot of shops, etc etc...

Peter Greed
Dirt-Nap Ship Yards
Dirt Nap Squad.
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:45:00 - [39]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Tyler Tsero


Fail Photoshop


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o rly




Lol, god that looks ridiculous.

Let me ask you this.... if the monocle was a free 'glasses' item, how many people would actually wear it?


KusariNinja
Caldari
Slackers United
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:45:00 - [40]
 

I guess he must have low charisma and the monocle makes up for it ;)

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:45:00 - [41]
 

Originally by: Goobai Vapor
Bitter dog,
Stick to trolling CAOD, where people care what you think. Wait. No, they don't.

You're still not relevant.



and yet here you are postin in ma thread Embarassed

John Zenrael
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:46:00 - [42]
 

How many Aur for the second eyebrow??

Joni Festus
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:47:00 - [43]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Joni Festus
imagine how much beer you could of bought with that


last time i checked you couldn't buy beer with ISK


you can if you live in iceland. ISK stands for icelandic krona

S7E
The Priesthood
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:48:00 - [44]
 

Monocles aren't even aligned to the eye socket = makes you look like a ****.

oniplE
MeMento.
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:49:00 - [45]
 

Edited by: oniplE on 25/06/2011 18:56:22
Originally by: Butter Dog


It's simple - I am better than you at life and eve.


Omg, you can afford a monocle? Please, oh great one, tell us how have you amassed such wealth? Teach us peasants how you managed to obtain the vast amount of 70 dollars!

Morgan Polaris
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:50:00 - [46]
 

Thanks, another one to subtract from the wonderful metric of 52 sold monocles. That makes, what, 0 honest sales?

In other news: +$500,000 lost in annual subscription fees. And counting.

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:51:00 - [47]
 

the only downside to owning a monocle is realising that your remaining 2000 AUR can only buy mens boots - utterly useless Embarassed

Fredfredbug4
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:51:00 - [48]
 

As the original monocle troll said.

Quote:


You don't have money

I have money

I have a monocle


Basically, monocle haters are just jealous that they are too poor to afford one.

NellieLovett
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:53:00 - [49]
 


Veebring Greetings
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:53:00 - [50]
 

Thats no monocle - they sold you a fake digiwatch dude

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:54:00 - [51]
 

Originally by: Fredfredbug4

Basically, monocle haters are just jealous that they are too poor to afford one.


Amen.

Miharu Akachi
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:56:00 - [52]
 

I bet all girl want to do you now...... "Intelligence fail"

Jail Baiter
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:56:00 - [53]
 


lol, ur ginger.

U mad?

Anna Maziarczyk
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:59:00 - [54]
 

When Ginger kids start talkin about how they are better at life than someone else....

You know its over.

rest in peace eve.

Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation
Frontline Assembly Point
Posted - 2011.06.25 19:00:00 - [55]
 

Edited by: Whitehound on 25/06/2011 19:01:49
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I bought me one, too, but they did a terrible job at it. It should have gone on my butt.

Mag's
the united
Negative Ten.
Posted - 2011.06.25 19:00:00 - [56]
 

I bought 20, then trashed them, I am that rich. Very Happy

Ejit
Amarr
STD contractors
Posted - 2011.06.25 19:04:00 - [57]
 

Weekend warriors are just awesome.

See you next Saturday yeah? oh and don't forget your credit card Mad

Eshan Aster
Happy Space Friends
Posted - 2011.06.25 19:05:00 - [58]
 

- Hey guys look, you can now buy a genuine turd for real money !
- But... that's sh*t, that's disgusting !!!
- Hell yeah that's a turd, and it costs 4 plex !!! But with this turd on your head you'll be SO BEAUTIFUL !!! And it will show you have money !
- But everyone here has money...
- Yes, but you'll be the only one to buy this turd, you'll be THE ONLY ONE !!!
- OHMYGAWD but you're right, I'm going to buy it now, and when my neighboor will see this turd on my head they'll be like "wtf he's crazy ???", but it will only be JEALOUSY !!! THANK YOU CCP !!!
- You're welcome.... oh, what about new pants, too ?

Bklyn 1
Posted - 2011.06.25 19:06:00 - [59]
 

Originally by: Joni Festus
imagine how much beer you could of bought with that


this

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.25 19:06:00 - [60]
 

Originally by: Eshan Aster
- Hey guys look, you can now buy a genuine turd for real money !
- But... that's sh*t, that's disgusting !!!
- Hell yeah that's a turd, and it costs 4 plex !!! But with this turd on your head you'll be SO BEAUTIFUL !!! And it will show you have money !
- But everyone here has money...
- Yes, but you'll be the only one to buy this turd, you'll be THE ONLY ONE !!!
- OHMYGAWD but you're right, I'm going to buy it now, and when my neighboor will see this turd on my head they'll be like "wtf he's crazy ???", but it will only be JEALOUSY !!! THANK YOU CCP !!!
- You're welcome.... oh, what about new pants, too ?


so jealous Laughing


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