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Machete Nostra
Posted - 2011.06.26 13:27:00 - [91]
 

Best post ever. Tell it like it is G-. And for those who dont know who Garmon is, its when you tell little carebear children when they do bad things. Garmon's coming for you bad children!

moep
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:11:00 - [92]
 

sounds a little bit like this fake scenario mail: Razz

--------
Dear player Garmon,

you f.... up the alliance tournament final and cost CCP alot of credibility. Since you are the pvp expert now go out to the forums and fight the protest in order to regain your honour. You are an alpha player!

This time make the show better or you will not receive the tournament awards! Be aware, getting your tournament isks will bring you in the prior position to buy alot of special items with AUR (via plexes) making you even a greater player in EVE history.

Best regards
CCP Hilmar

PS: Buy a monocle now!
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tz, tz, tz, i always respected your ambition to the game and what you gave to the community, but this seems to be some story from past times. Being so uber-significant in regard to others could imply some lack of social skills? Is the tournament final really something to be proud of? Feeling so superior to other players that share the same game with you? Recheck your ego m8. Shocked

You officially got moeped Twisted Evil

Portmanteau
Gallente
CTRL-Q
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:14:00 - [93]
 

Originally by: Bomberlocks
I actually lolled, Garmon.

Good luck.

o7



I gave it a 2/10 tbh Laughing

Raven God
Texas Inc.
THE SPACE P0LICE
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:17:00 - [94]
 

Edited by: Raven God on 26/06/2011 14:18:54
I dont know why you guys are taking this seriously Laughing

I'm pretty sure Garmon doesn't do anything if it isnt trolling someone Rolling Eyes


EDIT: also Outbreak is never someone's "second team" so quit spreading those lies

Iluminat
Minmatar
Sharp Dressed Man
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:18:00 - [95]
 

It's not a story of succes, it's a story about priority.

Revan Neferis
Amarr
Propaganda Due
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:20:00 - [96]
 

Edited by: Revan Neferis on 26/06/2011 14:22:35
Originally by: Amber Saint
I think Micro transactions is actually a good thing for eve, the people losing out on this mainly are people unsuccessful in eve or in real life, if you're successful in either, chances are is that you can afford multiple accounts and all these micro transactions easily - this is the target audience that ccp should mainly aim for (alpha consumers), and this is what they're doing, of course there's going to be below average people very annoyed at this because they can't afford what CCP has to offer, I can't wait to have Skill points for AUR, ships and standings etc. It will make the game much more convenient for the most dedicated customers. Most of the people that are whining are dumb carebear losers that probably runs only one accounts, never pvps, sits in highsec all day running missions, I don't recognize ANY of you, the game is BETTER without you guys, if you guys got off your ass and worked rather than watch jerry springer / jeremy kyle, then maybe you could actually afford the great services that CCP is offering. Or you could do something in eve, make a lot of isk, I don't know maybe win the alliance tournament first and second?

But yea IMO most of the people making a sound are insignificant players that no one will miss and are only whining because they can't afford what's to offer, good bye, you wont be missed

My two cents Wink




That made my day Garmon.
My my...Laughing

Ludacrys
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:21:00 - [97]
 

The Key to trolling is subtlety bro

Brother Pullo
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:22:00 - [98]
 

Internet spaceship game player is mighty important person.

True story.


Garmon
The New Era
C0NVICTED
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:34:00 - [99]
 

Posting in a Garmon thread because I disagree. Also who is the real Garmon?YARRRR!!

Goobai Vapor
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:37:00 - [100]
 

Why is this guy posting?

He's good at PVP. Whoopydeedoo!

He also biomassed his character after going extreme emo over a girl on the internet, and wrote a big post while he was probably crying and snotting everywhere. Way to go, champ.

You need help.

Jade Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
Posted - 2011.06.26 14:40:00 - [101]
 

Originally by: Nor Tzestu
Originally by: Adevk
Jesus, people still fall for Garmon's trolling?


This


Funny thing is I bet right now some busy marketing bod is collecting up "positive comments" for the metrics on MT in Eve Rolling Eyes

(hopefully somebody in Iceland recognizes trolling too.)


Antarra Starwind
Posted - 2011.06.27 08:37:00 - [102]
 

Originally by: Amber Saint
I think Micro transactions is actually a good thing for eve, the people losing out on this mainly are people unsuccessful in eve or in real life, if you're successful in either, chances are is that you can afford multiple accounts and all these micro transactions easily - this is the target audience that ccp should mainly aim for (alpha consumers), and this is what they're doing, of course there's going to be below average people very annoyed at this because they can't afford what CCP has to offer, I can't wait to have Skill points for AUR, ships and standings etc. It will make the game much more convenient for the most dedicated customers. Most of the people that are whining are dumb carebear losers that probably runs only one accounts, never pvps, sits in highsec all day running missions, I don't recognize ANY of you, the game is BETTER without you guys, if you guys got off your ass and worked rather than watch jerry springer / jeremy kyle, then maybe you could actually afford the great services that CCP is offering. Or you could do something in eve, make a lot of isk, I don't know maybe win the alliance tournament first and second?

But yea IMO most of the people making a sound are insignificant players that no one will miss and are only whining because they can't afford what's to offer, good bye, you wont be missed

My two cents Wink




Given that this is the same pathetic little loser who gave 190Bn to a girl he's never even seen IRL to get her to like him, and thought that doing so would get her to like him, then I have to conclude that he's serious here.

My God..."Alpha consumer?" Look up the term "oxymoron" sometime, you comically pitiful little sheep.

Antarra Starwind
Posted - 2011.06.27 08:39:00 - [103]
 

Originally by: Parsee789
Didn't you get seduced by that Mintchip girl or whoever into giving her 190 bil? Didn't you say nearly failed school because of eve in one of your posts?

Really I wouldn't be talking if I were you, you may be rich and be a greater PVPer, but you probably have worse issues with your life than 99% of the playerbase.


^^^This.

Psychological help. OP needs to get. Soon.

Tarryn Nightstorm
Minmatar
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
Posted - 2011.06.27 08:54:00 - [104]
 

Edited by: Tarryn Nightstorm on 27/06/2011 09:12:17
Originally by: voiddragon
If you haven't sussed by now, he's trolling. It's Garmon, if you disagree with him he'll challenge you to a 1vs1 which is sort of his version of a strawman argument.


(/me sighs) Yes, THANK YOU, WE KNOW, alright.

But, sometimes, you just have to bite:

It may be a forlorn, utterly futile hope, but one can still dream, that someone, anyone, can show this sad, sad little Internet-creep how pitiful he really is, and that he'd be doing himself a favour by biomass'ing...

EDIT: And I don't mean in-game, either.

(In one week, after 2.5 years of playing--rarely didn't log in for at least an hour or so every day in that time--I go to not wanting to log in and not caring if I get banned anymore.../Me sighs again. So go on then, Garm. Worthless human garbage like you and CCP deserve each other, it's only logical.)

Tarryn Nightstorm
Minmatar
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
Posted - 2011.06.27 08:58:00 - [105]
 

Originally by: Jovan Geldon
ASS-BURGERS


PEN1SPEN1SPEN1SPEN1SPEN1S!!

Brainless Bimbo
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.06.27 08:59:00 - [106]
 

Originally by: Amber Saint
I think Micro transactions is actually a good thing for eve, the people losing out on this mainly are people unsuccessful in eve or in real life, if you're successful in either, chances are is that you can afford multiple accounts and all these micro transactions easily - this is the target audience that ccp should mainly aim for (alpha consumers), and this is what they're doing, of course there's going to be below average people very annoyed at this because they can't afford what CCP has to offer, I can't wait to have Skill points for AUR, ships and standings etc. It will make the game much more convenient for the most dedicated customers. Most of the people that are whining are dumb carebear losers that probably runs only one accounts, never pvps, sits in highsec all day running missions, I don't recognize ANY of you, the game is BETTER without you guys, if you guys got off your ass and worked rather than watch jerry springer / jeremy kyle, then maybe you could actually afford the great services that CCP is offering. Or you could do something in eve, make a lot of isk, I don't know maybe win the alliance tournament first and second?

But yea IMO most of the people making a sound are insignificant players that no one will miss and are only whining because they can't afford what's to offer, good bye, you wont be missed

My two cents Wink




OP really is a prick...

no, really, hes a prick, if you go along with it, your a prick too...

Game /= RL.




Evil Resident
Lunar Tech
Posted - 2011.06.27 09:05:00 - [107]
 



Most people with mulitple accounts are those high sec carebears, I lol'd nice try.

I'm just waiting for EVE's version of Roman Abramovich, where one person bank account means you lose.








Antarra Starwind
Posted - 2011.06.27 09:05:00 - [108]
 

Originally by: Vaerah Vahrokha
OP should go drop dead.


Fixed.

SwindonBadger
0utbreak
Outbreak.
Posted - 2011.06.28 13:05:00 - [109]
 

I feel Garmon is right., maybe even left already

http://www.royalselangor.com/rs2/productdetails.php?ProductSKU=277441&Referer=2%7C501-1000%7C0%7C0

Randomize All
Posted - 2011.06.28 13:11:00 - [110]
 

All this ballywho and shoutering is diverting CCP from the important business of revitalising Eve by injecting the shiney new tournament winner ships in.

Simon Pieman
Posted - 2011.06.28 13:18:00 - [111]
 

LOL blatant troll is blatant, why not go back to fighting noobs and frapsing it, then you could release another video of your cleary just above average pvp skill's, untill you come up with a new (or original) troll why not just stay quiet, this troll was done last week and to a higher standerd.

http://www.eveonline.com/iNgameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1532415


Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2011.06.28 13:22:00 - [112]
 

Quote:
I can't wait to have Skill points for AUR, ships and standings etc. It will make the game much more convenient for the most dedicated customers.

Caught the troll here. This statement is too logically incongruent to be serious. SP, ships, and standings for AUR would obviously make the game more convenient for least dedicated players.
Cool

Victor Meldrew Khamsi
Posted - 2011.06.28 13:25:00 - [113]
 

Originally by: Amber Saint
I think Micro transactions is actually a good thing for eve, the people losing out on this mainly are people unsuccessful in eve or in real life, if you're successful in either, chances are is that you can afford multiple accounts and all these micro transactions easily - this is the target audience that ccp should mainly aim for (alpha consumers), and this is what they're doing, of course there's going to be below average people very annoyed at this because they can't afford what CCP has to offer, I can't wait to have Skill points for AUR, ships and standings etc. It will make the game much more convenient for the most dedicated customers. Most of the people that are whining are dumb carebear losers that probably runs only one accounts, never pvps, sits in highsec all day running missions, I don't recognize ANY of you, the game is BETTER without you guys, if you guys got off your ass and worked rather than watch jerry springer / jeremy kyle, then maybe you could actually afford the great services that CCP is offering. Or you could do something in eve, make a lot of isk, I don't know maybe win the alliance tournament first and second?

But yea IMO most of the people making a sound are insignificant players that no one will miss and are only whining because they can't afford what's to offer, good bye, you wont be missed

My two cents Wink






1 Stop thinking the sun shines out your ass
2 EvE tourny has been ruined by your alliance
3 If the Eve system does give up your gonna look more daft than all of us cos all your prizes isk and stuff will be a switched off pixel
4 Your not a great person and you have no authority to try and change peoples minds now go stick ur head back up the a$$% of where u came from

X Gallentius
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Posted - 2011.06.28 13:27:00 - [114]
 

Originally by: Raimo
Originally by: Plus 1
Originally by: Laedy
Originally by: X Gallentius
lol fail. If he were truly successful in Eve he'd be sporting a monocle.



Yeah look at that Minigin dude there's a respectable chap
What was that? Sorry, I try not to listen to anybody who doesn't wear a monocle because theyobviously fail at EvE (yes I fail too, but that's why we need monocles to tell us who doesn't).

Narisa Bithon
Caldari
The Motley Crew Reborn
Posted - 2011.06.28 13:29:00 - [115]
 

Edited by: Narisa Bithon on 28/06/2011 13:29:02
shouldnt garmon be busy prepping to buy off next year's alliance tourney? maybe he can do it with aurum next year

dibblebill
Danneskjold Heavy Industries
Posted - 2011.06.28 13:31:00 - [116]
 

Nice troll, sir. However, I've seen Garmin GPS out-do you for trolling (Ever go out with your girlfriend, get to a restaurant for dinner, and discover NONE of the restaurants it lists are even in existance?)

Keitaro Baka
Babylon Scientific and Industrial Enterprises
Babylon Project
Posted - 2011.06.28 13:43:00 - [117]
 

Daiumn CCP we be getting trolled by Garmon now. That post hit me like a pimped out 100mn AB legion.

^^ 9/10

Electra GaafCramo
Posted - 2011.06.28 13:46:00 - [118]
 

Garmon: make more movies amd STFU. I personally got the impression that you are about 1 gazillion times better with bullets than words.


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