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Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
Posted - 2011.06.23 23:17:00 - [241]
 


Paperclip Tank
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.23 23:18:00 - [242]
 

I found that I don't need to grovel for money, and that I'm above it, so instead of making up some cheap bullcrap, I'll just say you'll make me happy, and your name will forever see in my bio for everyone to read. But yea I would love it if you donated your money to me, and I hope you have a nice day, and decided to return to EVE if everything gets better. and I guess my post needs the words "I quit" to be a constant, so there ya go. Best of luck.

Apollo Gabriel
Mercatoris
Etherium Cartel
Posted - 2011.06.23 23:20:00 - [243]
 

Originally by: Krelian Lann
Originally by: Kaikara
Edited by: Kaikara on 23/06/2011 23:08:40
Originally by: Krelian Lann
Thank you all for the submissions.

The winner will be contacted within the following hours. I will not name the person here in case of potential wardecs coming from it.

Your entries were all amazing and i read/watched every one of them.

Thank you again :)


There were certainly some really good posts in varying flavours during this thread as well as rebuttals. This was a very interesting event for me as I am studying online communities and social behaviour.

Others have mentioned and I thought to add; that splitting it 3 or more ways would make some very happy individuals. It is an incredible amount and if there will still be a single winner, I'm very interested to see if they come forward and share some of the wealth.

Krelian, well wishes to you.


Thank you.

The winner has been contacted and all has been given. I agree more than one winner could have been great, but i felt one big winner was better. I contacted the winner and we agreed to keep it silent as they don't want to attract too much attention.

Good luck in your studies,

Krel


Take care man! STO looks interesting, it's mush that I wont play more than 6 months, maybe there will something new by then. GL

AG

Benedic
Posted - 2011.06.23 23:20:00 - [244]
 

Liquidate everything then record yourself biomassing the char with all the isk on it. This is a much better FU to CCP and the community.

Apollo Gabriel
Mercatoris
Etherium Cartel
Posted - 2011.06.23 23:25:00 - [245]
 

Edited by: Apollo Gabriel on 23/06/2011 23:26:12
Originally by: Grey Stormshadow
Everything was going so great but...




oh I'm a bad bad man ... I should not have laughed so hard ... Sorry Zin, your buddies say your great, but that's still funny.

Originally by: Benedic
Liquidate everything then record yourself biomassing the char with all the isk on it. This is a much better FU to CCP and the community.


You just don't get it do you? We don't want to **** the community, we LOVE eve, we don't know any other way to try to stop this abomination.

Krelian Lann
Caldari
The Zohar Project
Posted - 2011.06.23 23:48:00 - [246]
 

Originally by: Apollo Gabriel
Edited by: Apollo Gabriel on 23/06/2011 23:26:12
Originally by: Grey Stormshadow
Everything was going so great but...




oh I'm a bad bad man ... I should not have laughed so hard ... Sorry Zin, your buddies say your great, but that's still funny.

Originally by: Benedic
Liquidate everything then record yourself biomassing the char with all the isk on it. This is a much better FU to CCP and the community.


You just don't get it do you? We don't want to **** the community, we LOVE eve, we don't know any other way to try to stop this abomination.



Exactly.

Thank you Apollo, that is exactly it. I love Eve, well... the old Eve. I don't want to leave, but... it's like when you know your gf/wife has changed. She's just not the same anymore.

DJB16
Gallente
Phantom Squad
Atlas.
Posted - 2011.06.24 00:27:00 - [247]
 

Edited by: DJB16 on 24/06/2011 00:27:24
2011.06.24 08:09.00

Victim: DJB16
Corp: PHA Has Alts (See what i did there?)
Alliance: Atlas. (FREE SHMAK DATASH)
Faction: Unknown
Destroyed: Subscription
System: Lagged Out
Security: Between 1.0 And -1.0
Damage Taken: You Cant Imagine The Amount Of Damage Delt
Weapon: Subscription Cancelling Doomsday Beam Weapon XX

Involved parties:

Name: EVE Online Devs/GMs/Bankers (laid the final blow)
Security: 10.0 (Impossible to get)
Corp: Crowd Control Publications
Alliance: Iceland
Faction: Idiots
Weapon: Subscription Cancelling Doomsday Beam Weapon XX
Damage Done: You Cant Imagine The Amount Of Damage Delt

Destroyed items:

Computer
Bank Balance After Buying Said Computer
Respect
Satisfaction
Time (Qty. 7 Years Worth)

Dropped items:

Banner (FU CCP For Being Just Another Greedy Company)



and dang it u already done it so i just wasted another 20 mins doing it

tbh im thinking of quitting meself and u can see why in my "i quit post"

Dace Kaveira
Posted - 2011.06.24 07:41:00 - [248]
 

Whoop, which entry won? ugh

LarpingBard
Posted - 2011.06.24 07:55:00 - [249]
 

I quit, ergo, I want you to self destruct everything instead of giving it to me.

Akoudoulos
Maza Nostra
HELL4S
Posted - 2011.06.24 09:06:00 - [250]
 

You have already made the best "i quit" post

hence i simple quote it

''You have all read enough threads to know how i feel, no need to restate what has been said already.

I am going to give -EVERYTHING-, valued at around 300 billion, to the person that posts THE best "I Quit" post. It can be in text form, picture form, video form, whatever.

I will contact the winner in-game, and contract him everything, including 14 billion in ISK alone.

May the best man(woman) win.''


You are passing the message to CCP, with best way possible
i applaud you
Take care o/

Zagdul
Gallente
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2011.06.24 09:10:00 - [251]
 

I quit but will be back tomorrow.


Mystic5hadow
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
Posted - 2011.06.24 09:46:00 - [252]
 

Alright, I'll give this a shot..

I wanna quit EVE, but CCP said they're improving the ability to quit EVE in the future, so I'm gonna stick around and check it out when it arrives.

Mystic5hadow
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
Posted - 2011.06.24 09:48:00 - [253]
 

I've got a second one, I dunno if multiple entries are allowed but...

I'd cancel my subs and quit EVE, but even that's broken and non-working.

Or how about...

I'd quit EVE, but CCP forces me to go into the CQ to cancel my subs.

Farang Lo
Posted - 2011.06.24 09:51:00 - [254]
 

^ this guy should be the winner

Tank McCallahan
Posted - 2011.06.24 09:52:00 - [255]
 

I guess i will tell my story,

I am 17, about 3 years ago I got hit by a drunk driver while I was biking home from school. I had gotten my back broke and both legs were broke in multiple places. Since then I have had 13 surgeries but I still cannot get around and have to stay at home being home schooled. I found EVE a few months ago and it has been great! I have found new friends and it passes time for me and gets my mind off my injuries.

My Mother has been a HUGE support for me and me a new computer about a month ago, she also got me three months of EVE but has recently lost her job so I dont know if I will be able to continue to play after my account runs out.

This isk and items would allow me to keep playing and give me some kind of entertainment while I heal, I don't know if I will ever be able to do the things I use to again, this game gives me joy which for the last couple years has been hard to find. I do not want to put any more burden on my mother as she does everything she can.

Thank you for the opportunity, I would be forever grateful. Oh ya, and the driver of the car that hit me is in prison now, it was his 4th driving while drunk.

Take care.

kardjaval
Posted - 2011.06.24 10:05:00 - [256]
 

Originally by: Tank McCallahan
I guess i will tell my story,

I am 17, about 3 years ago I got hit by a drunk driver while I was biking home from school. I had gotten my back broke and both legs were broke in multiple places. Since then I have had 13 surgeries but I still cannot get around and have to stay at home being home schooled. I found EVE a few months ago and it has been great! I have found new friends and it passes time for me and gets my mind off my injuries.

My Mother has been a HUGE support for me and me a new computer about a month ago, she also got me three months of EVE but has recently lost her job so I dont know if I will be able to continue to play after my account runs out.

This isk and items would allow me to keep playing and give me some kind of entertainment while I heal, I don't know if I will ever be able to do the things I use to again, this game gives me joy which for the last couple years has been hard to find. I do not want to put any more burden on my mother as she does everything she can.

Thank you for the opportunity, I would be forever grateful. Oh ya, and the driver of the car that hit me is in prison now, it was his 4th driving while drunk.

Take care.


Do you smell that?

Smells like BULL****.

Wyvern Eden
Caldari
Firebird Squadron
Terra-Incognita
Posted - 2011.06.24 12:33:00 - [257]
 

Hey there,

It was 1992 when I was taken from the darkness and brought into the light. It was the day I was born. It was the day it all began.

March. 2006. 14 years later. Around that time I came in contact with EVE for the first time. I saw this cool looking advertisement on a website. I clicked on it and created an account. It was a decision that would change my life forever.

December. 2007. I have gathered some of my hard earned Euros, and bought a month of EVE. It's an awesome 6 week experience, and I can't wait till I can play it again when I have saved a bit of money.

January. 2010. It has been over 2 years since I last touched EVE. But I didn't sit still in that time. I am finally an almost-adult, and I've made thousands of Euros with a few jobs. I also researched alot of stuff about EVE, and created a plan to keep playing EVE for 'free'. My plan was to reactive my account, get into a Raven battleship as soon as possible, and farm enough isk to buy a plex every month.

June. 2011. It has been 6 months, and I'm still playing EVE without paying any cash. I've gathered a moderate collection of assets, and I'm just working on expanding my wealth gradually. For some reason it's not going fast at all.. PLEX prices are rising, and it's not that easy to find the time to make isk anymore. More importantly, I still haven't touched the PVP aspect of EVE, even though it is one of the things that extremely attracts me in EVE. For some reason, my mind keeps saying 'you must have more isk before you can start PVPing and losing ships!' I think I have become infected with an extremely dangerous virus. It's called carebearism.

For some reason, my mind is empty at this point. I have lost the things I wanted to say for my (probably not really) exciting story ugh

The bottom line however, is that I would appreciate anything. In fact, even a small donation of just 0.10 isk would make me happy.

Have a good one,

Wyvern

P.S. Yes I realize this is not a 'I quit' post at all. Hopefully you still like it enough to accept it into the 'contest' though Very Happy


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