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Mendolus
Aurelius Federation
Posted - 2011.06.23 16:46:00 - [211]
 

I have had a number of good friends hand over their stuff to me before quitting EVE for good. I always ask them, do you want me to hold onto it for you, for when you come back? Are you sure this is what you want, don't you want something to come back to just in case? And they always tell me that they won't be back.

It's all very melancholy to be honest, I have renamed quite a few ships in honor of corpsmates and friends who have since moved on.


K'uata Sayus
Posted - 2011.06.23 16:49:00 - [212]
 

OP, I don't believe a word you're saying, this is no more than any scam out of Jita posted to get people to abase themselves for your amusement.

HeavensGuard
Amarrian Retribution
Posted - 2011.06.23 16:52:00 - [213]
 

check these 8 ways to quit a job lol

Linkage

JohnSwordSmith
Posted - 2011.06.23 16:57:00 - [214]
 

Krelian Lann

How about some situation comedy?

'Even though the door won't open - i am leaving!'

Hand0fSatan
Posted - 2011.06.23 16:58:00 - [215]
 

why would i want your stuff? Im more inclined to give u my stuff. Ever since 2007 when we got new battlecruisers, tier 3 battleships, warp to 0km and rigs this game has been going down hill. This is the only game that requires massive amounts of hours to play to actually find something worth doing then only spending mere minutes actually doing what you enjoy.Time after time I quit for a month or two in hopes that I will come back to eve refreshed and want to play but it never fails, I get bored after the first hour online. This has been a drain on my life since I started playing. Countless hours are wasted everyday trying to find fun in this game. Sadly its like crack, You keep playing hoping to get the fun back from when you first started but every high is less and less enjoyable while the next day you feel as if you've wasted all your time and your money on nothing. This game sucks. Thanks for all the bugs ccp and your convenient lack of data to validify anything at all, thanks for all your fun vidoes getting drunk when you should have been fixing this broken game.Eve sucks, Dust will suck and you suck.

Did I win?

Libria Kyzal
Gallente
Paragon Fury
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2011.06.23 16:58:00 - [216]
 

Originally by: JohnSwordSmith
Krelian Lann

How about some situation comedy?

'Even though the door won't open - i am leaving!'


+like.
Maybe they just hand out crowbars to those who are leaving.
Darn that contaminated station air.

01011 101
Posted - 2011.06.23 17:03:00 - [217]
 

Edited by: 01011 101 on 23/06/2011 17:03:40
Originally by: K'uata Sayus
OP, I don't believe a word you're saying, this is no more than any scam out of Jita posted to get people to abase themselves for your amusement.


I suggest to everyone else who has read this, that this person either does not understand what this thread is about, is looking for attention, or is a bitter person. Laughing


Myself and many others here are taking this thread in a lighthearted way. Quite a few of the submissions have been entertaining, and that is the point of our participation, albeit the prize is also a motivation. Your comment and attitude has no place here. It doesn't really matter if it is real or not, but comparing this to a Jita scam...really? Rolling Eyes

Anyhow, back to the submissions Smile

Tyran Dax
Posted - 2011.06.23 17:05:00 - [218]
 

Edited by: Tyran Dax on 23/06/2011 17:08:20
Originally by: Libria Kyzal
Originally by: JohnSwordSmith
Krelian Lann

How about some situation comedy?

'Even though the door won't open - i am leaving!'


+like.
Maybe they just hand out crowbars to those who are leaving.
Darn that contaminated station air.

You could just dock up in a minmatar station and wait for it to fall apart around you,would be easier.
EDIT:
Video is now uploaded and is processing,will be posted by character "Todd4921".
PREPARE THE POPCORN!

Todd4921
Gallente
Pioneer's of the Galantic Wars
IMPERIAL LEGI0N
Posted - 2011.06.23 17:09:00 - [219]
 

Edited by: Todd4921 on 23/06/2011 17:09:35
My submission:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=got8I0_qAAM
9:36 of concentrated lulz.
For the funnies,by the funny.

Capn Orgasmo
The Stampede.
Posted - 2011.06.23 17:11:00 - [220]
 

Never gonna re-subscribe
Never gonna request to dock
Never gonna fly around and warp jam you
Never gonna change my skills
Never gonna mine a rock
Never gonna lose a ship and rage quit



Oh wait..



Steall
Posted - 2011.06.23 17:16:00 - [221]
 

Personally, I've decided to quit RL and so I can concentrate on Eve, so I guess that doesnt qualify. Anyone want my RL stuff? Got a house, car and girfriend to give away!

Rolling Eyes

Libria Kyzal
Gallente
Paragon Fury
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2011.06.23 17:17:00 - [222]
 

Originally by: Steall
Personally, I've decided to quit RL and so I can concentrate on Eve, so I guess that doesnt qualify. Anyone want my RL stuff? Got a house, car and girfriend to give away!
Rolling Eyes

<3 Depends, is she good at cooking?
(I'm a bad lady who can't cook.)

Reyho
Posted - 2011.06.23 17:21:00 - [223]
 

i really dont see what all the fuss is about, its just a damn captains quaters in a station, if ur pc cant handle it turn it off and get stuck with a door, and people who complain about CCP changing the classic graphics to premium can go suck a nut, CCP UPGRADED to modern graphics technology, if u cant do the same ur lame as hell. also goes for people moaning about Incarna station being too much for their crappy pc. honestly? go buy a better graphics card, if u cant handle it on low ur like 5 years behind in technology get a new card. and now onto the AUR cloths thingy. it was somthing that players could buy with isk, no one is forceing you to go and spend real money, just buy plex's from the market it attacks the rich people who dont have nothing to spend their shed loads of isk on. if u cant affored it, go find somthing new that makes alot of money like incursions, they make 800m a day or more if ur dedicated. and if you ask me the turrets affects look very nice. so i dont see what is so wrong with the new incarna its a nice improvement and opens up for later expansions such as walking in stations, People may say its turning into somthing like sims or WoW, its nothing like them. players who invest their time in the market or reseach have somthing to do then watch a ship spin round in a station. they can go and explore the station (when the expansion comes out). for those who just do missions or pvp, why complain??. if walking in stations isnt ur thing then fine, ignore it. no one is forcing you to do it. you can still do all the things you was doing before nothing much has been changed,. just that noobs cant go round in unprobable ships anymore. no biggie.

anyway you lot have fun

Reyho o7

Grom Starscream
Gallente
Whistle While You Warp
Posted - 2011.06.23 17:26:00 - [224]
 

Sometimes in life, you are forced into a choice you would rather not face. How you respond to these choices defines who you are. I am not a mindless sheep to allow myself to get sheared over and over. We have to draw the line somewhere, and the only ink we have is our ability to cancel and walk away. Consider my line drawn.

Reyho
Posted - 2011.06.23 17:28:00 - [225]
 

Originally by: Grom Starscream
Sometimes in life, you are forced into a choice you would rather not face. How you respond to these choices defines who you are. I am not a mindless sheep to allow myself to get sheared over and over. We have to draw the line somewhere, and the only ink we have is our ability to cancel and walk away. Consider my line drawn.


you wernt forced into anything on eve, its a open universe. do what you like, your not forced by CCP to do anything but pay for time codes. either with IRL money or ISK, what more do you want?

Libria Kyzal
Gallente
Paragon Fury
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2011.06.23 17:30:00 - [226]
 

Originally by: Reyho
Originally by: Grom Starscream
Sometimes in life, you are forced into a choice you would rather not face. How you respond to these choices defines who you are. I am not a mindless sheep to allow myself to get sheared over and over. We have to draw the line somewhere, and the only ink we have is our ability to cancel and walk away. Consider my line drawn.


you wernt forced into anything on eve, its a open universe. do what you like, your not forced by CCP to do anything but pay for time codes. either with IRL money or ISK, what more do you want?


Grammar check. You fail.
Have a bit of foresight, this is merely the blatant dip on the slippery slope of CCP 'shearing' us repeatedly.

June Jones
Posted - 2011.06.23 17:30:00 - [227]
 

Originally by: JohnSwordSmith
Krelian Lann

How about some situation comedy?

'Even though the door won't open - i am leaving!'



hehehe nice one

RaptorX
Caldari
Aperture Harmonics
K162
Posted - 2011.06.23 17:31:00 - [228]
 


Reyho
Posted - 2011.06.23 17:37:00 - [229]
 

Edited by: Reyho on 23/06/2011 18:16:03

01011 101
Posted - 2011.06.23 17:39:00 - [230]
 

Edited by: 01011 101 on 23/06/2011 17:45:17
Edited by: 01011 101 on 23/06/2011 17:42:31
Edited by: 01011 101 on 23/06/2011 17:41:54
Edited by: 01011 101 on 23/06/2011 17:40:50
Originally by: Reyho
Originally by: Krelian Lann
You have all read enough threads to know how i feel, no need to restate what has been said already.

I am going to give -EVERYTHING-, valued at around 300 billion, to the person that posts THE best "I Quit" post. It can be in text form, picture form, video form, whatever.

I will contact the winner in-game, and contract him everything, including 14 billion in ISK alone.

May the best man(woman) win.


btw im just gonna say, he is not quiting, he is just making everyone post for the ammusement, no one quits eve and just gives all the stuff away. they will come back sooner or later when they are bored and will have nothing, no one is that stupid to do it. at most it would go to a actual friend not a complete stranger, i just cant believe that amount of beggers who have posted on this thread so desperate for his stuff (which btw he isnt giving away). lol


Ok, so the people I know who have quit and given their stuff away... It must have been my imagination getting the best of me. Rolling Eyes

Edit:

Your assumptions are great lol for me, and don't appear to be based on a single shred of evidence. Do you know him in rl, is he a corp buddy? Rolling Eyes You have no idea of his intentions.

We're enjoying participating in the thread fyi, no-one is forced to participate.

Edit: Die stupid typo!!! Mad

Commandante Caldari
Dark-Rising
Posted - 2011.06.23 17:56:00 - [231]
 

Edited by: Commandante Caldari on 23/06/2011 19:45:36
Confucious of EVE says:
"To quit EVE is really simple, but you insist on making it complicated."

Commandante Caldari just says:
"I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I quit."

Devone Akinnagbe
Posted - 2011.06.23 18:29:00 - [232]
 

Before you quit and give away all your stuff please take a moment to reconsider. As soon as you submit that contract there will be no turning back. A couple months from now you might be wondering what to do and wish you had all your stuff back back.

Give it a little time and CCP will see this is not the direction the players want to go and will come up with something everyone likes. All it takes is a look at CCP's history to see that they are always willing to listen to their clients.

A developer gave away valuable blueprints. Did CCP sit back and ignore it? No, they made the alliance give back the blueprints and the developer had to write an apology letter. As he was a CCP developer he was too valuable to fire but I am sure they gave him a stern talking to.

A few people voiced their opinion to CCP that super caps were too overpowered. Did CCP listen to them? I am sure CCP is looking for a way to make a pilot's skill have more of a role in large fleet battles than how many ships each side can use. They have not done it yet which shows this must be a very large and complicated problem without an easy solution.

Some people suggested that the old new forums may contain security flaws. Did CCP open their valued customers up to possible hacking attempts? Yes, but only for a short period of time. After enough people had notified CCP so that CCP knew it was a credible complaint they took the forums down and continue to work on them.

A lot of people expressed their concern that Incarna would be hard on computers given the very generous minimum specifications CCP has published. Did CCP release Incarna and fry their patron's components? No, CCP released Incarna and the scum who dare to play Eve without the best system money can buy fried their own components.

Most of the people said that micro transactions were a bad idea. Did CCP just shove out a poorly planned money grab?

Actually that last one they did do. Actually they don't really seem to listen to a lot of the concern their players have. Why CCP Why? I thought we had a good thing going here. I pay you and you make the greatest game this side of Pong. Why did you have to go and mess it all up by trying to buy gold diapers for your little developers? This could have been the best game ever. It could have even been better than Superman 64. Take it all back because I don't need it anymore. I thought I could have had my own industrial empire. I cannot continue with my dream anymore. You have stolen it all from me and I do not know if I will ever be the same. I may never be able to trust another game company as much as I trusted all of you.

Before I go I just want to thank each and every one of you all for what you have given us. It's still real to me dammit. You all are still awesome. Thank you CCP Soundwave for saying what needed to be said.

Crying or Very sad

Mandakini Li
Posted - 2011.06.23 18:32:00 - [233]
 

i have 200 exotic dancers in my hangers and can't even see one of them in my captains quarters, i quit

Todd4921
Gallente
Pioneer's of the Galantic Wars
IMPERIAL LEGI0N
Posted - 2011.06.23 19:19:00 - [234]
 

When is the competition going to end?
Or is it just trolling.

I dont really care if it is,but i like my entry.

Krelian Lann
Caldari
The Zohar Project
Posted - 2011.06.23 22:24:00 - [235]
 

Thank you all for the submissions.

The winner will be contacted within the following hours. I will not name the person here in case of potential wardecs coming from it.

Your entries were all amazing and i read/watched every one of them.

Thank you again :)

madmax 27
Madhatters Inc.
The Initiative.
Posted - 2011.06.23 22:33:00 - [236]
 

Originally by: Krelian Lann
You have all read enough threads to know how i feel, no need to restate what has been said already.

I am going to give -EVERYTHING-, valued at around 300 billion, to the person that posts THE best "I Quit" post. It can be in text form, picture form, video form, whatever.

I will contact the winner in-game, and contract him everything, including 14 billion in ISK alone.

May the best man(woman) win.


Just do this http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1535803
Although it did get moved to sell orders so maybe eve will need donations forums or something.

sure 300bil will be better then my 5 to 6bil giveaway Twisted Evil

Alexander Drax
Caldari
Intergalactic Syndicate
Nulli Tertius
Posted - 2011.06.23 22:42:00 - [237]
 

Best "i quit" post.

Well when Incarna came out my CPU, vid card, and wallet all let out an anguished scream of terror and pain then . . . . . silence.

Zadok Raamiah
Posted - 2011.06.23 22:48:00 - [238]
 

Give me all of your stuff, and I will double it and send it back. Meet me in Jita. :)

Kaikara
Posted - 2011.06.23 22:58:00 - [239]
 

Edited by: Kaikara on 23/06/2011 23:08:40
Originally by: Krelian Lann
Thank you all for the submissions.

The winner will be contacted within the following hours. I will not name the person here in case of potential wardecs coming from it.

Your entries were all amazing and i read/watched every one of them.

Thank you again :)


There were certainly some really good posts in varying flavours during this thread as well as rebuttals. This was a very interesting event for me as I am studying online communities and social behaviour.

Others have mentioned and I thought to add; that splitting it 3 or more ways would make some very happy individuals. It is an incredible amount and if there will still be a single winner, I'm very interested to see if they come forward and share some of the wealth.

Krelian, well wishes to you.

Krelian Lann
Caldari
The Zohar Project
Posted - 2011.06.23 23:14:00 - [240]
 

Originally by: Kaikara
Edited by: Kaikara on 23/06/2011 23:08:40
Originally by: Krelian Lann
Thank you all for the submissions.

The winner will be contacted within the following hours. I will not name the person here in case of potential wardecs coming from it.

Your entries were all amazing and i read/watched every one of them.

Thank you again :)


There were certainly some really good posts in varying flavours during this thread as well as rebuttals. This was a very interesting event for me as I am studying online communities and social behaviour.

Others have mentioned and I thought to add; that splitting it 3 or more ways would make some very happy individuals. It is an incredible amount and if there will still be a single winner, I'm very interested to see if they come forward and share some of the wealth.

Krelian, well wishes to you.


Thank you.

The winner has been contacted and all has been given. I agree more than one winner could have been great, but i felt one big winner was better. I contacted the winner and we agreed to keep it silent as they don't want to attract too much attention.

Good luck in your studies,

Krel


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