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Efraya
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:34:00 - [31]
 

I would like to thank CCP for the opportunity to collect your stuff sir.

Seriously though, thanks for all your stuff, it'll come in handy.

Murdah
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:35:00 - [32]
 

Originally by: Cancel Align NOW
2011.06.23 08:09.00

Victim: EVE Online
Corp: Crowd Control Publications
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Faith
System: Broken
Security: 1.0
Damage Taken: 60,453
Involved parties:

Name: EVE Playerbase (laid the final blow)
Security: 5.0
Corp: Various
Alliance: The Zohar Project
Faction: NONE
Ship: Subscription
Weapon: Subscription Cancelling Autocannon II
Damage Done: 60,453

Destroyed items:

Reputation II
Customer Satisfaction I (Qty. 4)

Dropped items:

Ball


Very good... lol

Jeros Hun
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:35:00 - [33]
 

Edited by: Jeros Hun on 23/06/2011 08:35:29
well, not sure what to say about quitting, but heres a (safe for work) video that should make you happy with your new found free time...

if thats not your thing, then how about checking out a kangaroo going all kung foo on some guys nuts. cos theres nothing more funny, yet slightly more eye watering...

anyway, hope you have fun out of eve, dont rush into another computer game :D do something good :P

Dace Kaveira
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:36:00 - [34]
 

The Savior Project needs donations!

We are a group of pacifists that try to save Minmatar childs from Amarrian slave traders. All the money will be used to get Minmatar childs out of Amarr space and transport them back safely to Minmatar space where they will be matched with Minmatar citizens that want to adopt them.

Text ISKFOKIDS to 1337 or contract all your posession and ISK to Dace Kaveira

Save the children, save the universe, save the future!

Now with free exotic dancer.

Captain Obvious Rotsuda
Caldari
Exiter Corp
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:38:00 - [35]
 

Because of the decreasing quality of EvE's gameplay and increasing amount of "rule stretching" spam I have decided to leave.

I'm pretty sure i have outgrown my internet spaceships after [insert years played] year(s) of buissnies.

[Insert some good story from your EvE life]


/Krelian Lann out.

Hope that wasn't TOO cheesy.
Can I haz a cookie?

Baron Agamemnon
Caldari
The Einherji
Supernova Federation
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:38:00 - [36]
 

Edited by: Baron Agamemnon on 23/06/2011 08:42:10
Edited by: Baron Agamemnon on 23/06/2011 08:38:41
3 Years of EVE, 3 accounts. I expected to be treated with respect. Now my subscriptions and loyalty to CCP are not worth anything to them anymore.

I simply feel betrayed. I was willing to give CCP the benefit of the doubt, I was willing to let a few things slide, I was willing to wait for the fixes and changes. I was even willing to give CQ a spin for the heck of it in the hopes it might turn into something more.

I was expecting to be treated as an intelligent human being. And a loyal supporter.

I am against their microtransactions, because I already pay subscriptions. I am already a paying customer. Now, that is no longer good enough. Now my 3 years and 3 accounts is no longer good enough for CCP.

Now they have insulted me with their pricing on the "vanity items", that mind, is still game content, but now only avaliable through injection of more RL money.

My loyalty to EVE and CCP is on the edge. Their response to this will determine what effort I will bother putting into EVE from now.

Simply put, when the communities desires are not listend to, and greed is blinding CCP. Why should I play their game?

CCP, EVE is a brilliant idea, and a superb MMO. Do not destroy a good thing for simple greed. You were already doing well, do not destroy that.

Jada Maroo
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:39:00 - [37]
 


Dorian Tormak
M0N0LITH
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:42:00 - [38]
 

^^LOL The Sac is wearing the eye thing

Tradesterina
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:42:00 - [39]
 

When the Incarna expansion did hit
everyone and myself had a fit
I'm telling you lad
it's really that bad
That's it, I've had it, I quit.

Sirinda
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:43:00 - [40]
 

As someone once said, Eve is a game for the nerds that are to nerds what nerds are to normal people. You just don't have what it takes.

Or, formulated as a quitting message:




"I decided to evolve. Take care, once I've developed the ability of walking upright, I'll try to never step into the puddle of primordial slime I'm leaving now."



Well, regarding my former statement, maybe you have what it doesn't take. Razz
Hey, what can I say, if I were to compose a quitting message, I'd try to saturate it in butthurt tears. This was good training, actually.

mental mavrick
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:44:00 - [41]
 


Underbelly Digger
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:45:00 - [42]
 

Here goes (I'm fairly bored):

Due to the gravity of my situation, I have decided to quit Eve Online and check myself into a Game Addiction facility (after a pretty long prison sentence). After selling my wife into prostitution for cash to buy PLEXes with, I have decided that I really need help. It all started when our prized family pet was sold. The dog sold for $750. $200 went to PLEXes. After realizing how easy it was, I spend the remainder on more. I felt as if this could be the ISK generator I had been looking for all along.

I soon begin selling all of my possessions. I was still short on ISK. I began to ponder what I could possibly do for more. I came to the realization that my wife didn't even have a job. After discussing the possibilities, I talked her into going back to school. In the meantime, I found my children jobs. I told them that 75% of their paychecks would have to be paid to me as rent (I put a roof over their head after all). This all worked out for a while. But, alas, I begin spending the ISK faster than it was coming in.

My son was a high school track all star. I had heard CCP was hiring more gerbils to keep their servers afloat. So I contacted them with a deal.. They could out-right buy my son in exchange for 5 PLEXes per day for 5 years. After a long, grueling lawyer battle, the deal was approved (so long as my son received adequate necessities). This was the most perfect thing that had happened so far.

I felt like a King. I bought everything I had ever wanted. I thought that this was as far as it would go.. Until one day, I was traveling through 0.0 with my 25+ titan fleet (multiboxing was one of the amazing things I had learned a few years earlier when I invested in a few computers) when I was jumped by Goonies. It was the biggest blob I had ever seen. I didn't react fast enough, and long story short, all but 1 titan was destroyed, along with several of my pilots being podded and losing billions in implants alone.

I died a little inside that night. I began scheming thinking of ways to recover. I only had 3 months of my contract with CCP left and had very little ISK left over. I thought about quitting at that point, but then thought about everything I had invested into this game. I had heard of a country that bought woman for slavery and prostitution, but at the time, I thought this was a disgusting act to human well-being. But now, I saw why people would do this. I had finally decided to go through with this. I convinced my wife and daughter that we would be taking a vacation. After consulting with organization and price written out, we flew out. We checked into our hotel. I conveniently went downstairs to get breakfast for us all while my wife and daughter were being taken. I received the cash and flew home.

I was finally back to a handsome amount of ISK and assets. After about 3 months of living it up, I began to feel remorseful. What had I done?? I had no family and my house was a 1 room building with nothing but computers and electricity. I have decided that this was it. I will be confessing to the authorities of what I had done and would pay the price. Hopefully, if I do not receive life imprisonment or die in prison, I will be checking into an addiction clinic. So, I am done with Eve. I have ruined my own life and my families lives. I quit and farewell to all.




Good story? Rolling Eyes

Chuck Spanner
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:46:00 - [43]
 

Bye

Mutant Caldari
Caldari
Percussive Diplomacy
The Phoenix. Consortium
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:48:00 - [44]
 

Originally by: mental mavrick
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

I lol'd, hard. LaughingLaughingLaughing

Iluminat
Minmatar
Sharp Dressed Man
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:48:00 - [45]
 

I quit because i cant buy a tampon carousel in store

Krelian Lann
Caldari
The Zohar Project
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:49:00 - [46]
 

REAAAALLY a lot of good submissions so far !!!

I'm not going to give names, to disencourage anyone, but keep them coming.




Jada Maroo
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:49:00 - [47]
 


Tracks Pax
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:50:00 - [48]
 

Well, if anyone has an issue with a game making company trying to make money off of the game they made, it is time to quit. And not to ever play another computer game again. Because if you play another computer game, someone made that game with the intensions of it helping that person making a living and make money off of that game. Even "free" games out there were made by people to show their talents and help them land a job making money making more video games. So, at this point, CCP has shown that they are trying to develop ways to make more money than just the $15 a month for each active account, which if it works out, would prevent them from having to increase that $15 per month to something more. So, myself, I am not a programmer, so I work a tech support position for almost minimum wage and most of the time can only afford to play Eve through trading for time codes. I've quit playing completely when my older computer could not handle the new graphics a few years ago, and the huge increase in cost of time cards at the same time. I only started again last year when I got a new computer, but the costs of time cards continues to skyrocket, meanwhile the threats of being able to buy guns/ammo/ships directly with real money instead of through game play becomes more imminent and would put me further behind in being competitive.

So, tl;dr version is: this game, like any other, costs money and will continue to cost money, which would be better spent clothing and feeding my growing family until I manage to get a better job and some disposable income.

Conundrum: if I were to get said prize, what good would it do me when I do quit?

Boxless
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:50:00 - [49]
 

Originally by: Krelian Lann
REAAAALLY a lot of good submissions so far !!!

I'm not going to give names, to disencourage anyone, but keep them coming.




a deadline on this give-away? or will it keep going until it is dead and everyone forgets?

Krelian Lann
Caldari
The Zohar Project
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:53:00 - [50]
 

Originally by: Boxless
Originally by: Krelian Lann
REAAAALLY a lot of good submissions so far !!!

I'm not going to give names, to disencourage anyone, but keep them coming.




a deadline on this give-away? or will it keep going until it is dead and everyone forgets?


Unlike CCP, i'm not an ass and i will not keep this going and not reply, and let it fall to oblivion.

I'll keep it going until i don't see much submissions anymore, and then i'll announce the winner. As long as it's going, people have a shot. Multiple shots too, even if you submitted one, you can submit another.

Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:55:00 - [51]
 

I don't want your stuff, I quit too.


coolzero
Gallente
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:56:00 - [52]
 

here it is i typed it all on real paper.

300 billion incomming

Ni'ark
Parnassius Corporation
Inception Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:56:00 - [53]
 

I'm going to quit because one guy on eve forums want to give away his stuff to the person that posts "I Quit" post,
and I can't think of any "I Quit" post that will explain how much i want to quit because posting "I Quit" is very hard for the person who dont know how to quit,
but my brain said "I Quit" after my eyes saw ammount of isk, so i have no choice but to post awesome "I Quit" post to get my brain back.

Quit, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit....

Rex Liberium
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:59:00 - [54]
 

Edited by: Rex Liberium on 23/06/2011 08:59:51
Song to Fitz and the Tantrums:

Quote:

I won't come back anytime I've already had your kind.
No more paycheck, money grabber.

I won't come back anytime, you've already run me dry.
No more paycheck, money grabber.

Teardrops fade.
Then I saw, blue hands in my pocket.
'Cause you were always made to want it all.
But now you got to make it on your own.
This ain't my game.
So I'm showing you the door.
Wave goodbye now, it's time for me to go.

I won't comeback anytime, I've already had your kind.
No more paycheck, money grabber.

I won't come back anytime, you wanna rob me blind.
No more paycheck, money grabber.

Blue bar posts.
All I see.
You talking double.
Like the time you introduced MT to me.
'Cause EVE was in trouble.
Here's my advice .
I don't think twice for the price of a cheap time ***** .

I won't comeback anytime, I've already had your kind.
No more paycheck, money grabber.

I won't come back anytime, you wanna rob me blind.
No more paycheck, money grabber.

One. Two. Three.
One is for the money.
Two is for the greed .
And three times that I told you MT is the thing,
I just don't need .

I won't comeback anytime, I've already had your kind.
No more paycheck, money grabber.

I won't come back anytime, you wanna rob me blind.
No more paycheck, money grabber.

Money grabber.
Money grabber

I won't comeback anytime, I've already had your kind.


Dace Kaveira
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:59:00 - [55]
 

For the past 5 years I've been playing EVE I never had any ISK. Before PLEX's came out I worked my ass off for other players to earn some ISKies and did an ungratefull paper round. Once PLEX was released I felt like it was a present from Heaven. Although the extreme high costs of them ****s me up, for the past years I've been working for ISK to fund PLEX's, I went into prositutation to make a good amount of ISK. Now I'm finally stocked up with enough ISK for about 2 years I wanted to quit, but my pimp wont let me! He told me to STFU and get back behind the window, but it gets worse. Since the release of the Captains Quarters he told me to STFU and go to my customers, and I tell you those Minmatars don't clean their underwear. The only way to get out of this nightmare is if I buy myself out, but that means I have to use all my ISK for that! Please help a poor hooker out and buy me out from my pimp, give me back my life and my dignity!

Iamien
Democracy of Klingon Brothers
Posted - 2011.06.23 09:01:00 - [56]
 


Sibesiech
Posted - 2011.06.23 09:01:00 - [57]
 


I for one am a fairly new and inexperienced player who has yet to discover the greatness that is (or has been) EVE Online. I feel like I have just scratched on the surface of all the possibilities that this game offers and therefore cannot see or understand the reasons for which you are going to quit (besides the monocle-disaster maybe).

Therefore I offer you, dear Mr. Krelian, the possibility to give me all your stuff, so that out of the ruins of your virtual existence may rise endless joy for my poor-as-f*** character.

As the saying goes: Ashes to ashes, ISK and shiny stuff to Sibesiech.


Numance
Posted - 2011.06.23 09:03:00 - [58]
 

you'd better quit now before ccp charge you to be able to...
other than that , this video can be viewed as a past / present / (and i hope) future of CCP with eve....http://www.break.com/index/steering-wheel-comes-off-in-dragster-2073830

Krxon Blade
Posted - 2011.06.23 09:04:00 - [59]
 

Dear Respected One,

GREETINGS,
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into biznes relationship with you. I find your contact from the Eve web fansite directory. I prayed over it and selekted your name among other names due to it's esteeming nature and the recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy person I can do business with and by the recommendations I must not hezitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business.

I am Wumi Abdul; the only Daughter of late Mr and Mrs George Abdul. My father was a very wealthy market trader in Jita, the economic capital of EVE, before he was poisoned to death in RL by Russians. He purchased a lot of GTC's for real cash. Before he died. he told me that he has a sum around 300.000.000.000 ISK left in a suspense EVE account, and gave me username and password.

He explained that I may be poizoned too, and that I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this account in exchange for small fee.

Sir, I are honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways. My mother is also ded, she commited suicide right after my father waz poizoned.

To be sure that you not Russian I need:

1) your Eve account full API
link removed. Navigator
3) To serve as the my guardian because I am a 18y big breasted nymphomaniac girl.

I'm willing to offer you 95% of that ISK as compensation for effort input after the successful transfer of this fund to your designate EVE account. Please feel free to contact, me via this email address hornynymphomaniac@yahoo.com

Pliease keep this mail confident. Dont by any matter report it to CCP becauze they are Russians too.

Anticipating to hear from you soon.
Thanks and God Bless.
Best regards.
Miss Wumi Abdul

Krelian Lann
Caldari
The Zohar Project
Posted - 2011.06.23 09:07:00 - [60]
 

Originally by: Krxon Blade
Dear Respected One,

GREETINGS,
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into biznes relationship with you. I find your contact from the Eve web fansite directory. I prayed over it and selekted your name among other names due to it's esteeming nature and the recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy person I can do business with and by the recommendations I must not hezitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business.

I am Wumi Abdul; the only Daughter of late Mr and Mrs George Abdul. My father was a very wealthy market trader in Jita, the economic capital of EVE, before he was poisoned to death in RL by Russians. He purchased a lot of GTC's for real cash. Before he died. he told me that he has a sum around 300.000.000.000 ISK left in a suspense EVE account, and gave me username and password.

He explained that I may be poizoned too, and that I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this account in exchange for small fee.

Sir, I are honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways. My mother is also ded, she commited suicide right after my father waz poizoned.

To be sure that you not Russian I need:

1) your Eve account full API
link removed. Navigator
3) To serve as the my guardian because I am a 18y big breasted nymphomaniac girl.

I'm willing to offer you 95% of that ISK as compensation for effort input after the successful transfer of this fund to your designate EVE account. Please feel free to contact, me via this email address hornynymphomaniac@yahoo.com

Pliease keep this mail confident. Dont by any matter report it to CCP becauze they are Russians too.

Anticipating to hear from you soon.
Thanks and God Bless.
Best regards.
Miss Wumi Abdul


I laughed WAYYYYYYYYYY too hard IRL at this LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing


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