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Alissa Solette
Posted - 2011.06.23 06:31:00 - [121]
 

Edited by: Alissa Solette on 23/06/2011 06:36:12
Put Soundwave back in his cage and force him to wear boxing gloves all the time so he can't type any more of his sickening **** on the Internet. The world would be a way better place if people like soundwave were not present. You lost all my respect CCP and are now on the level of cryptic in my eyes. You suck!

John for president!

Dante024781
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.06.23 06:33:00 - [122]
 

This is the most entertainment I have gotten from EVE in a long time.

Thank you all.

Herping yourDerp
Posted - 2011.06.23 06:35:00 - [123]
 

now he has to say

CQ should be optional and if CCP listens eve can be saved?

Norian Lonark
Gallente
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.23 06:39:00 - [124]
 

Originally by: Xeoz
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John Turbefield
The voice of reason in a time of great chaos and unrest.



Listen to this man and save EVE.

Ra Vhim
Black Bag Ops
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:10:00 - [125]
 

o7

Saving Face
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:15:00 - [126]
 

Originally by: Alissa Solette

Put Soundwave back in his cage and force him to wear boxing gloves all the time


Or they could just fire him, nobody needs him anyway.

Uglavitch Nefrex
Minmatar
Republic Military School
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:17:00 - [127]
 

Edited by: Uglavitch Nefrex on 23/06/2011 07:17:36
I love this thread and John Turbefield xxxxxxx

Slatiska Wolfovna
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:21:00 - [128]
 

I can't imagine his surprise when he'll go to work, the whole CCP desk guys will look at him with haineous glares, he'll ask himself what happened and someone will tell him we consider him as the new pope of the internet. I can't wait for a public declaration from him!!

Gwenywell Shumuku
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:21:00 - [129]
 

Yea, he will be writing the next devblogs, like "why we introduce MT" and "why i think its a bad...ähh good idea"

Gnulpie
Minmatar
Miner Tech
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:23:00 - [130]
 

OUR HERO!!!

Liang Nuren
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:23:00 - [131]
 

Edited by: Liang Nuren on 23/06/2011 07:23:41
Originally by: Saving Face
Originally by: Alissa Solette

Put Soundwave back in his cage and force him to wear boxing gloves all the time


Or they could just fire him, nobody needs him anyway.


Ed: Need to read better.

Malcanis
Caldari
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:26:00 - [132]
 

Originally by: Maziy
For the CEO of CCP.

Period.

The man knows his game, his target audience, and he will forever be the one hero that vocalized his disdain for the current direction in when CCP is without a doubt headed.




Or for lead developer at the very least.

Wild Rho
Amarr
Silent Core
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:30:00 - [133]
 

John Turbefield - someone who actually gets it.

Faith Clothos
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:34:00 - [134]
 


Iok Sototh
The Collective
B O R G
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:37:00 - [135]
 

Just read the pdf, well done that man. I hope right now he is sipping a coffee in the CCP office with a smug knowing grin on his face.

Eve has its NGE, and Horse Armor, in one patch. Wow. Way to go guys.

Peter Greed
Dirt-Nap Ship Yards
Dirt Nap Squad.
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:38:00 - [136]
 

Originally by: Faith Clothos
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It's so terrible, it's actually pretty good.

Brindar
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:41:00 - [137]
 

Very Happy

Panda Name
Amarr
Imperial Academy
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:44:00 - [138]
 

what i don't get is why ccp would hire two diametrically opposed individuals. such great corporate direction.

Mark Hamill
Amarr
Galactic Waste Management
EVE Trade Consortium
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:44:00 - [139]
 

Edited by: Mark Hamill on 23/06/2011 07:54:13
My two cents

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Perseus Turbefield holding the head of a bloody, snake-headed Medusa!!!

Gwenywell Shumuku
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:45:00 - [140]
 

Originally by: Panda Name
what i don't get is why ccp would hire two diametrically opposed individuals. such great corporate direction.


Chessboxing?

Ophelia Ursus
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:46:00 - [141]
 

Originally by: XIRUSPHERE
His name was John Turbefield!

Slatiska Wolfovna
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:47:00 - [142]
 

Edited by: Slatiska Wolfovna on 23/06/2011 07:54:05
He even has nice boobs ! What does the people want more than this ?
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Ciar Meara
Amarr
Virtus Vindice
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:51:00 - [143]
 

Edited by: Ciar Meara on 23/06/2011 07:52:19
Edited by: Ciar Meara on 23/06/2011 07:51:14
Originally by: Sader Rykane
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Originally by: John Turbefield, The Messiah

And John Turbefield went into the temple of CCP, and cast out all them that sold and bought in EVE, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold SHIPS.



Originally by: John Turbefield, The Messiah

Then he entered the temple area and began driving out those who were selling.“It is written,” he said to them, “‘My EVE will be a house of GAMING; but you have made it ‘a den of robbers.”



Originally by: John Turbefield, The Messiah

The next day as they were leaving Bethany, John Turbefield was hungry for EVE. Seeing in the distance a COMPUTER, he went to find out if it had any EVE. When he reached it, he found nothing but the NOBLE EXCHANGE, because it was not the season for Aurum. Then he said to CCP, “May no one ever pay you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.



AMEN

Langoss
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:53:00 - [144]
 

nice pictures

Treks Dot
The Kobayashi Maru
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:54:00 - [145]
 

John Turbefield LIVES!!!!!

(To paraphrase a line from the resistance in the recent V TV series.)

Hra Neuvosto
The 8th Order
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:54:00 - [146]
 

Originally by: Mehrdad Kor-Azor
Up with John!

Down with this guy!

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Fixed that for you.

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Panda Name
Amarr
Imperial Academy
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:55:00 - [147]
 

Originally by: Gwenywell Shumuku
Originally by: Panda Name
what i don't get is why ccp would hire two diametrically opposed individuals. such great corporate direction.


Chessboxing?


if only it was to the death.

Julian Assagne
Gallente
University of Caille
Posted - 2011.06.23 07:59:00 - [148]
 

this thread delivers... you guys are awesome! CoolCoolVery HappyVery HappyVery HappyYARRRR!!YARRRR!!YARRRR!!LaughingLaughingLaughing

Xia Kairui
Lone Star Exploration
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:05:00 - [149]
 

I don't really know if the PDF is real or a fake, but since it spawned this awesome thread it definitely served a purpose Very Happy

Myra2007
Millstone Industries
Posted - 2011.06.23 08:09:00 - [150]
 



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