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Marcus Vorenius
Caldari
Task Force 42
Posted - 2011.06.22 18:02:00 - [31]
 

4 polish hookers, a four course dinner and a cap home (in Warzaw)

Florence Valentine
Posted - 2011.06.22 18:05:00 - [32]
 

One RSPCA advert.
One lonely little cat needing home.
60.
I have cat.
Cat spends 23 hrs outside, returns home to eat and poo.
I love her.

One summer expansion for MMO game.
New shiny CQ and MT shop.
One virtual monocle.
I buy.
I place RL wallet on fire.
I face palm.
I will never love you monocle.
I will never love you.

lookatzebirdie
Posted - 2011.06.22 18:06:00 - [33]
 

Originally by: Marcus Vorenius
4 polish hookers, a four course dinner and a cap home (in Warzaw)


wow I'm going

RensPriceChecker2
Posted - 2011.06.22 18:07:00 - [34]
 

2 bottles of velho beirero gold (special reserve)

Bagehi
Association of Commonwealth Enterprises
Posted - 2011.06.22 18:15:00 - [35]
 


Marcus Vorenius
Caldari
Task Force 42
Posted - 2011.06.22 18:19:00 - [36]
 

Originally by: lookatzebirdie
Originally by: Marcus Vorenius
4 polish hookers, a four course dinner and a cap home (in Warzaw)


wow I'm going



Pro-advice: have the dinner first with plenty of snaps (the girls are not that pretty) and have the taxi ready outside with the engine running

Commissar Kate
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
Posted - 2011.06.22 18:20:00 - [37]
 

A modern game that looks and runs better then Incarna

Bklyn 1
Posted - 2011.06.22 18:24:00 - [38]
 

Why would someone want real stuff when they can get an imaginary video game piece of eyewear?

I do find it funny that you can get like 3 real pair of pants for the price of 1 imaginary pair.

Ciar Meara
Amarr
Virtus Vindice
Posted - 2011.06.22 18:27:00 - [39]
 

Edited by: Ciar Meara on 22/06/2011 18:28:04
A stay at the classy and friendly

Chateau du Lac

A drive to Waterloo to visit both the Wellington museum and the Napoleon museum both of them HQ's during the battle.

A picnic at the "Lion of Waterloo"

Good times to be had by all! (only limited monocle exposure)

Kevo Naaras
Posted - 2011.06.22 18:27:00 - [40]
 

Originally by: Bklyn 1
Why would someone want real stuff when they can get an imaginary video game piece of eyewear?

I do find it funny that you can get like 3 real pair of pants for the price of 1 imaginary pair.


They play pantless, and use the money they save on their avatars

Jhagiti Tyran
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2011.06.22 18:27:00 - [41]
 

Originally by: Strrog
Get your mom or GF to Spa, now thats vanity gear for reals.


Thats more of an investment opportunity than vanity items.

Darcy D'Spledide
Posted - 2011.06.22 18:29:00 - [42]
 

1200 Haitian bonbon de terres, but that's "mud" to you and me. Bon apetit.

Dr Ming
Mindworks
Posted - 2011.06.22 18:30:00 - [43]
 

You can buy a river of tears for the low low price of a monocle.

Havegun Willtravel
Posted - 2011.06.22 18:33:00 - [44]
 

3 or maybe 4 month sub to net flix to watch unlimited movies
enough 22 lr to keep me going at the range for 2 months
a real pair or Wiley shades
a nice bag of groceries and bottle of wine for dinner at home
Lunch for a week

Not spending 60 bucks on a internets monocle - my dignity and middle finger to ccp

Zuquar Bonaparte
New Dawn Corporation
Circle-Of-Two
Posted - 2011.06.22 18:38:00 - [45]
 

Edited by: Zuquar Bonaparte on 22/06/2011 18:38:54

Originally by: Marcus Vorenius
4 polish hookers, a four course dinner and a CAB home (in Warzaw)


Looks like im not the only person,"wildly exited" about this socalld expansion.

id go with marcus's choice^^Razz

Manos Heimenbarger
Posted - 2011.06.22 18:44:00 - [46]
 

A Mosin Nagant rifle.

Ami Quintero
Posted - 2011.06.22 19:04:00 - [47]
 

Edited by: Ami Quintero on 22/06/2011 19:04:47
I could take, like, maybe 15 minutes off work.

Lighten up.

Dimitri Fukoyama
Posted - 2011.06.22 19:06:00 - [48]
 

Originally by: Zuquar Bonaparte
Edited by: Zuquar Bonaparte on 22/06/2011 18:38:54

Originally by: Marcus Vorenius
4 polish hookers, a four course dinner and a CAB home (in Warzaw)


Looks like im not the only person,"wildly exited" about this socalld expansion.

id go with marcus's choice^^Razz


Nice, and for your next expansion:

STDs and you

Koramok
Amarr
Cold Carbon Institute
Posted - 2011.06.22 19:14:00 - [49]
 

A high quality game that doesn't try to scam you with monthly subscriptions AND microtransactions. It's one or the other or GTFO ccp.

Oh, and you would still have money left to buy other cool meaningful feel good stuff with too.

Ann Can
Posted - 2011.06.22 19:14:00 - [50]
 

2 ounces of silver

Kiyl
Posted - 2011.06.22 19:18:00 - [51]
 

Edited by: Kiyl on 22/06/2011 19:17:56
I could buy my death by carrying $80 around in Detroit.

...better than a sh!tty monocle...

Eternum Praetorian
PWNED Factor
The Seventh Day
Posted - 2011.06.22 19:21:00 - [52]
 

Edited by: Eternum Praetorian on 22/06/2011 19:21:09
Buy a Slave Omega

Oh'Freddled Gruntbuggly
Posted - 2011.06.22 19:23:00 - [53]
 

About 41 Euro

Myra2007
Millstone Industries
Posted - 2011.06.22 19:25:00 - [54]
 

Originally by: Marcus Vorenius
4 polish hookers, a four course dinner and a cap home (in Warzaw)


Shocked
Poland here I come!

Natalia Kovac
Minmatar
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2011.06.22 19:30:00 - [55]
 

A week's food from the supermarket.

Hesperius
Posted - 2011.06.22 19:37:00 - [56]
 

Lunch for two and a tank of gas that can get me here and back.

Corina's Bodyguard
Posted - 2011.06.22 19:38:00 - [57]
 

Originally by: Ami Quintero
Edited by: Ami Quintero on 22/06/2011 19:04:47
I could take, like, maybe 15 minutes off work.

Lighten up.

Really, you make $200+ an hour?

This is a days work of money for me.

It's ridiculous also that if you did a direct PLEX/Aurum to ISK conversion, a monocle costs more than a Navy BS.

LarcatOfZion
Happy Hooligans
Posted - 2011.06.22 19:42:00 - [58]
 

One credit-hour at a local community college.

Humongus Bauls
Posted - 2011.06.22 19:44:00 - [59]
 

this thread is full of pwn....lol
:D

Adunh Slavy
Ammatar Trade Syndicate
Posted - 2011.06.22 19:53:00 - [60]
 

2/3rds of a CCP 3rd party license to go towards the Monocles for Africans ISK donation campaign.


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