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Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.06.21 23:15:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Xenuria on 21/06/2011 23:23:18
Edited by: Xenuria on 21/06/2011 23:16:59
Everybody is their own unique little snowflake some people more then others.
I would like to share some medical facts about myself that you the eve community might find interesting.


I am a tetrachromat (4 color cones in the eyes)

I am a High Functioning Autistic

I have extra metatarsals in my feet

I am one of the 1% of humans that is immune to HIV

I have an abnormally high metabolism and I have to eat alot to prevent myself from getting underweight or burning out.

I am a chronic amphetamine user. I have been using medicinal meth and it's sister drug Dexedrine since I was a little kid.

I have a computer that I built myself and when I bought all the parts the price tag was at least 10k.

I have a strange condition whereby my muscles grow faster then my skin can compensate and I have hideous stretch marks under my arms and around my hips. I can't remember the name of it, if anybody posts with the name of it then I will be impressed. All I know about it is that it typically only happens in african people.

I am a virgin and I am 21 years old.

I have microchimerism (which means there are cells in me that are genetically distinct from the other cells)

I once got bitten by a deer tick and was taken to the hospital were it was determined that the tick did in fact have limes disease. However tests indicate that I do not have limes dissease which means I got really lucky or I am just immune to limes dissease.

I am immune to poison ivy, poison sulak but not poison oak.

Both sides of my family have extraordinarily high Hay-flax limits which means it takes many years longer before my cells start dividing into damaged versions of themselves.

I have participated in numerous drug trials and experimental procedures in exchange for money. I was also experimented on alot as a child.

I am on a very expensive cocktail of Nuro-tropics, Smart Drugs and Neuro-Regenerative drugs to counter act the damage done to my brain by long term amphetamine use.

I have taken EstroFem Recreationally.

I have also sold all my eggs for money to build my computer. Which also means I can never get pregnant or have children. Probably for the best anyway..

---

Lets see were this goes...

Nariya Kentaya
Coalition Of Gentlemen.
Posted - 2011.06.21 23:39:00 - [2]
 

wow xenuria, you are like that "most interesting man in the world" guy, except, you know, the exact opposite.
also, i happen to know for a fact half of this is BS because the genetics involved with many of these conditions are incompatible (and/or incompatible with your drug use) which would leave you with a severe case of beding dead.
so you are either bull****ting us, or misunderstanding several of you "remarkable" traits.
on a final note, your face, it scares the babies, please proceed to sparta-kick yourself pff of the nearest mine-ventilation shaft.

Selinate
Amarr
Posted - 2011.06.21 23:45:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Nariya Kentaya
wow xenuria, you are like that "most interesting man in the world" guy, except, you know, the exact opposite.
also, i happen to know for a fact half of this is BS because the genetics involved with many of these conditions are incompatible (and/or incompatible with your drug use) which would leave you with a severe case of beding dead.
so you are either bull****ting us, or misunderstanding several of you "remarkable" traits.
on a final note, your face, it scares the babies, please proceed to sparta-kick yourself pff of the nearest mine-ventilation shaft.


You actually read all of that?

There has to be something better that you can do with your spare time....

Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.06.21 23:59:00 - [4]
 

Edited by: Xenuria on 22/06/2011 00:04:09
Originally by: Nariya Kentaya
wow xenuria, you are like that "most interesting man in the world" guy, except, you know, the exact opposite.
also, i happen to know for a fact half of this is BS because the genetics involved with many of these conditions are incompatible (and/or incompatible with your drug use) which would leave you with a severe case of beding dead.
so you are either bull****ting us, or misunderstanding several of you "remarkable" traits.
on a final note, your face, it scares the babies, please proceed to sparta-kick yourself pff of the nearest mine-ventilation shaft.


I would love to hear the reasoning behind your statement that these conditions can not exist together or with my drug use. Do you have any evidence to support your claims or are you just talking out your ass?

Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
Posted - 2011.06.22 00:48:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Nariya Kentaya
wow xenuria, you are like that "most interesting man in the world" guy, except, you know, the exact opposite.




I don't always make self-centered attention seeking posts,

but when I do its a boring to read.

Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.06.22 01:04:00 - [6]
 

32008488 Check my dubs!

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.06.22 01:58:00 - [7]
 

I believe it's 1% of white people that are immune to HIV... not all humans. You have to have a master race Razz

Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.06.22 02:07:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
I believe it's 1% of white people that are immune to HIV... not all humans. You have to have a master race Razz


I will check into that.. you might be right..

Oh here is another fun fact..

Before I cut my hair I looked like a female version of snape from harry potter.

Vargo Breen
Blue Republic
Posted - 2011.06.22 02:53:00 - [9]
 

Edited by: Vargo Breen on 22/06/2011 02:58:57
god this thread is depressing.

also add this to your interesting 'list'
your alethophobic

Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.06.22 02:58:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Vargo Breen
god this thread is depressing.


I get that alot...

Look at it this way.. Some day they are going to put my brain into a super computer and I am just going to spread my consciousness to the entire internet and troll everybody...

When/If such a tech is developed I will probably be first in line to test it..

Roosterton
Eternal Frontier
Posted - 2011.06.22 03:34:00 - [11]
 

I'm partly red-green colourblind.

That looks horrendously boring compared to you, though. Razz

Alara IonStorm
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.22 04:29:00 - [12]
 

This looks fun I will add some interesting Facts about me.

* I thinks Xenuria fits the profile of a Serial Killer.
* I am Forwarding Thread to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the RCMP and Scotland Yard.
* I will be watching the News for weirdest arrest since Dahmer.

Now you know a bit more about Alara too.

Shameless Avenger
Posted - 2011.06.22 05:00:00 - [13]
 

Edited by: Shameless Avenger on 22/06/2011 05:00:25
I am posting in an attention-horing thread \o/

Brujo Loco
Amarr
Brujeria Teologica
Posted - 2011.06.22 05:11:00 - [14]
 

I assume you are a female, you mind sending pics of your body for fun for medical research purposes? Very Happy signed or dedicated to brujoloco ty

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.06.22 05:12:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Xenuria


Before I cut my hair I looked like a female version of snape from harry potter.


Snape was the hottest character in that series Very Happy

Nariya Kentaya
Coalition Of Gentlemen.
Posted - 2011.06.22 05:15:00 - [16]
 

Edited by: Nariya Kentaya on 22/06/2011 05:22:56
Originally by: Xenuria
Originally by: Vargo Breen
god this thread is depressing.


I get that alot...

Look at it this way.. Some day they are going to put my brain into a super computer and I am just going to spread my consciousness to the entire internet and troll everybody...

When/If such a tech is developed I will probably be first in line to test it..


you know, every time i read one of your posts, i get that voice of that one dude from Courage the Cowardly Dog (one fo the few good cartoons ever) that just answers everything with "Right..." in a weird, obnoxious voice.

also, Xenuria, i can potentially seeing you being booksmart, but never an actual genius, because so far, all you've done is claim truth to all these hypothetical stories of your mental and genetic superiority, and let me tell ya, if genetic superiority looks ANYTHING like your avatar, im glad to be somewhat inferior, and until you display any capability of producing a unique viewpoint or theory based on your supposed "infinite knowledge" instead of just claiming "oh me so smart, u no be able to understand me super plan".

and on that note, your a troll Xenuria, not even a funny one, and i hope you enjoy working the rest of your life at burger king while i get my degrees in robotics, aeronautical engineering, biology, medicine, computer programming, and astronomy.

did i mention i hope you enjoy working at burger king?

*edit*: its late, im tired, spelling mistakes were made.

Alara IonStorm
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.22 05:23:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Xenuria
Look at it this way.. Some day they are going to put my brain into a super computer and I am just going to spread my consciousness to the entire internet and troll everybody...


Reminds me of the end of Reboot.

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.06.22 06:19:00 - [18]
 

Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 22/06/2011 06:25:42
Originally by: Alara IonStorm
Originally by: Xenuria
Look at it this way.. Some day they are going to put my brain into a super computer and I am just going to spread my consciousness to the entire internet and troll everybody...


Reminds me of the end of Reboot.



I loved that show!

"What would Bob do?"
*Bob runs past wearing a football helmet while holding a javelin*
"What would smart Bob do?"
Laughing

*Edit: And Megabyte was the best bad guy ever \m/^_^\m/

Larice
Minmatar
Seven Provinces
Posted - 2011.06.22 11:47:00 - [19]
 

Quote:
Further studies will need to be conducted to verify tetrachromacy in humans. Two possible tetrachromats have been identified: "Mrs. M," an English social worker, was located in a study conducted in 1993, and an unidentified female physician near Newcastle, England, was discovered in a study reported in 2006. Neither case has been fully verified.

# Mark Roth (September 13, 2006]). "Some women may see 100,000,000 colors, thanks to their genes". Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06256/721190-114.stm.
# "You won't believe your eyes: The mysteries of sight revealed". The Independent. 7 March 2007. http://news.independent.co.uk/world/science_technology/article2336163.ece.



Which one are you?

Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.06.22 14:09:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Nariya Kentaya
Edited by: Nariya Kentaya on 22/06/2011 05:22:56
Originally by: Xenuria
Originally by: Vargo Breen
god this thread is depressing.


I get that alot...

Look at it this way.. Some day they are going to put my brain into a super computer and I am just going to spread my consciousness to the entire internet and troll everybody...

When/If such a tech is developed I will probably be first in line to test it..


you know, every time i read one of your posts, i get that voice of that one dude from Courage the Cowardly Dog (one fo the few good cartoons ever) that just answers everything with "Right..." in a weird, obnoxious voice.

also, Xenuria, i can potentially seeing you being booksmart, but never an actual genius, because so far, all you've done is claim truth to all these hypothetical stories of your mental and genetic superiority, and let me tell ya, if genetic superiority looks ANYTHING like your avatar, im glad to be somewhat inferior, and until you display any capability of producing a unique viewpoint or theory based on your supposed "infinite knowledge" instead of just claiming "oh me so smart, u no be able to understand me super plan".

and on that note, your a troll Xenuria, not even a funny one, and i hope you enjoy working the rest of your life at burger king while i get my degrees in robotics, aeronautical engineering, biology, medicine, computer programming, and astronomy.

did i mention i hope you enjoy working at burger king?

*edit*: its late, im tired, spelling mistakes were made.


I never claimed "infinite knowledge"
I never claimed "Genetic superiority" (I actually have bag genes. Bad Teeth, low skin elasticity, hormonal problems, sensitivity to sunlight and heat)

Would you kindly stop pulling **** out of your ass? Maybe if you actually read the OP instead of skimming it you would realize that I am actually pointing out how broken I am as a person both mentally and physically. I will in all probability die before you finish going through puberty and the only people that will remember me for any extended period of time are the doctors and scientists whom experimented on me or studied my conditions. That is the only legacy I will leave behind when I die.

What you don't get is despite my unique mixture of rarities I am in many ways inferior to all of you. Your can presumably go out in sunlight without your skin breaking out.
You can all have children at some point.
You can live till your 90, well maybe not Nariya because of the whole natural selection thing.

But I am sure you get my point.

Saint Lazarus
Pwn 'N Play
Chaos Theory Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.22 15:30:00 - [21]
 

I can touch my toes

Alara IonStorm
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.22 15:36:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Saint Lazarus
I can touch my toes

I can put them in my mouth.

See Posting History. Razz

PS: I tested it and I can.

Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.06.22 18:51:00 - [23]
 

Edited by: Xenuria on 22/06/2011 19:10:16
Edited by: Xenuria on 22/06/2011 19:01:23
Oh here is another fun fact...

I have United States Code Title 18 > Part 1 > Chapter 37 > 798 practically memorized. I am also intimatly aquiented with the US laws regarding Treason and things of that nature.


I also require a environmental temperature of 60-65 Degrees Fahrenheit to keep from sweating and overheating. This is in no small part due to my amphetamine use and my high metabolism. In order to go outside when it's not winter I have to wear a special cooling device under my clothes. It pumps ice cold water through tubes that are threaded into the vest and leggings. I have to walk around with the big unsightly motor attached to my belt. The battery power only lasts a few hours so if I plan on staying outside or traveling I need to either use the Car adapter or stand inconspicuously next to a outlet with a cord sticking out of my box until it reaches full charge.

The Cooling system I use is the same one used by people in Hazmat suits who need to work in very hot environments. I simply have to "overclock" my motor to reach the temperature I need to remain comfortable.

So needless to say I have no friends in real life, only people that work for me. Chronic amphetamine use has made me very paranoid to the point where I actually had my van rigged with SAPI plates. Technically Civilians are not allowed to use Military grade inserts but it's not like anybody is going to pull me over and tear off the frame of my van to look for contraband body armor inserts...

I also have a refrigerator full of blood reserves as well as my own in house medical staff.



Needless to say it is kind of hard for me to act or look sexy or any way that would attract a date. Let alone the fact that there are not many lesbians or bisexual girls were I live.


Try to imagine a 6'4" 178lb androgynous woman with black bieber hair and a bulky metal box attacked to her waist approaches you at a party or local event. Then try to imagine struggling to understand what she is saying because of how fast she talks and the esoteric vocabulary she uses. Also she has a really dyke voice for a girl because of hormonal imbalances. Then couple that with the fact that she carry a small pharmacy with her wherever she goes so when she walk fast or runs you can hear thousands of pills clickity clacking back and forth. To make matters worse even if I did find somebody who wanted to have sex with me and deflower me I would presumably have to get naked and thus be in an environment that was cooled to the above listed specifications.

Finding somebody willing to have sex in 60 degree climate is difficult.

so I will probably be a virgin forever...



Rikeka
Eye of God
Posted - 2011.06.22 19:10:00 - [24]
 


Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.06.22 19:14:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Rikeka
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

This is Xenuria.


Gee you sure are clever... Here I am posting intimate information about myself and commenting on the hopelessness of my situation and this is the best you can come up with?

Rikeka
Eye of God
Posted - 2011.06.22 19:22:00 - [26]
 

Dude, you are pretty ****ed up, or this is all bull****.

Either way, pic is legit.

Capdown Jakuard
Posted - 2011.06.22 19:28:00 - [27]
 

I don't get why people are being mean to you Xen, sounds like you got a lot to deal with already
(that southpark pic was pretty good though lol)

Not sure of the purpose of the posting like everyone else, but then you don't really need one of course
I don't have one either, not sure why posted other than to say a friendly "hi", Have a nice day :)

Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation
Frontline Assembly Point
Posted - 2011.06.22 19:35:00 - [28]
 

I did a forum signature for you some time ago. Are you sure you do not want it?

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

Your corp has changed, but I can fix this for you.

Alara IonStorm
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.22 19:35:00 - [29]
 

Edited by: Alara IonStorm on 22/06/2011 19:36:15
Originally by: Xenuria
Try to imagine a 6'4" 178lb androgynous woman with black bieber hair and a bulky metal box attacked to her waist approaches you at a party or local event. Then try to imagine struggling to understand what she is saying because of how fast she talks and the esoteric vocabulary she uses. Also she has a really dyke voice for a girl because of hormonal imbalances. Then couple that with the fact that she carry a small pharmacy with her wherever she goes so when she walk fast or runs you can hear thousands of pills clickity clacking back and forth. To make matters worse even if I did find somebody who wanted to have sex with me and deflower me I would presumably have to get naked and thus be in an environment that was cooled to the above listed specifications.


What would I do in a situation like like that...

I would assure you that James Bond could never foil your evil plan on time because he is surely still trapped in the Deep Freeze Chamber we left him in. I would then toast your plan to artificially increase the Ozone layer to turn the world into a Winter Wasteleand.

I assume by your description you are a Bond Villian?
Originally by: Whitehound
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.


My alt is CEO of that Corp. Laughing

Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.06.22 20:44:00 - [30]
 

I think what people forget is that there are others out there like me. Maybe not as old as me but there are others out there with strange disorders and illnesses. Nature is a huge troll.

Why do you think there are so many troll disorders like progeria and dwarfism. Nature is just a big troll and rather then let myself get trolled I decided to live life turbo charged with drugs and do the best I could with the time I was given.


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